"Now where is that damn blade..?" Sasuke threw boxes and clothes and ninja tools and scrolls everywhere mumbling to himself.

"I should be dead by now, but no that stupid little…"and on and on he went until finally he saw a small glint

"HAHA! I FOUND IT!" Sasuke rose the razor blade in triumph.

SLAM

Sasuke screamed like a little girl and the razor (again) flew out of his.

"GEEZ SAUKE! Haven't you found your swimmies yet?" Naruto bleakly asked before sliding down on the wall in boredom.

"I ALREADY TOLD NARUTO THERE IS NO SLIP-N-SLIDE!" Sasuke blurted in such an anger it would scare any normal child….but since Narutos not normal he merely continued to pester Sasuke completely ignoring him

"pester pester…pester pester."

"Naruto I will kill you." Sasuke threatened with such a face that it would again scare any normal child…but this is Naruto.

"….pester"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" Sasuke screamed and ran out of his down the road and out in the forest where he stopped at a big waterfall.

"Phew.. I lost him." Sasuke panted

"SWEET!!!!!!!"

"AH!" Sasuke fell over as Naruto ear piercing scraggly voice rang in Sasukes ear.

" This is way better then any slip-n-slide!" Naruto smiled widely standing above Sasuke. Dressed in his swim suit and little floaties.

"Naruto, before I continue to yell t you I must first ask…WHY DO YOU HAVE FLOATIES????"

Naruto smiled, and played childishly with the duck sticking out on the floaties, "Because I looooooooooove rubber duckies!" He pulled out a bath tub duck and shoved it in Sasuke face, "See!" squeak squeak

Sasuke sighed and took out a fork and stabbed the floatie deflating it.

"NOOOOOOOOOOO, DUCKIE!!!!!!" Naruto wept in tears as he watched his floatie slowly deflate.

"No worries I have others!" Naruto cheered and pulled Frog floaties and teddy floties. He hugged them tightly making weird baby noises.

Sasuke, frightened beyond all despair, pulled out a gun and pointed it to his head. "Good Bye Cruel World." He pulled the trigger and

BAM! Something knocked him in the head, but not a bullet. Sasuke looked at it and realized he was holding a fake gun and when he shot it a rubber duck popped out.

"oh…my…god, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

Quack

Authors Note

Well I hope you guys liked the chapter! I was a bit worried about writing it but once I started it just kept coming!

This ones shorter than the first though. P

I may be interested in writing a 3rd chapter. But its up to you guys.Should I?