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Chapter 8 – Meet Fi R Whiskey!
Sirius' POV
James and I ran down the stairs to get the party started! After all we are the marauders: the life and soulof all parties! As we both grabbed a fire whiskey we made our ways over to Remus and Peter. I was quite shocked to see Peter made an effort in all honesty! He was wearing Gel in his hair. He was definitely on the pull, (looked that way anyway) I know I'm his friend but I don't think there'll be a single girl who'll get drunk enough to want to get with him to be honest!
Remus kept looking over to red haired
girl, I honestly thought it was Lily at first then she turned and
smiled at him it wasn't Lily it was Tala Sherack.
"Oi mate!"
I nudged Remus, "looks like you're in there, Moony!"
"She's
just a friend!"
"Just a friend?" I laughed "Yeah a friend
with benefits I bet!"
Remus rolled his eyes, "No." he began
again "She's just a friend as in the friendship you and I have."
"Moonyfart I'm disappointed in you," I sighed "All this
time you've told us you're going to the library when really
you're canoodling Sherack in a broom cupboard, you sly wolf you"
"NO!" He shouted at me. "She's just a friend! Nothing more nothing less!" He quietened down and looked over to Sherack, then turned to me again "Moonyfart?" He whispered, "Fucking hell, you're turning into Brody!" He laughed, and walked over to the drinks table grabbed a fire whiskey and went to talk to Tala. Friends my arse! I smirked as I saw them talk.
I heard James gasp, "There she is" I followed his line of vision while taking a sip of my firewhiskey I almost choked at the sight. Lily and Brody were walking down the stairs laughing and joking like normal, yet Brody looked so breath taking! I honestly couldn't tear my eyes away from her. I can't take my eyes off her most days, actually.
Brody's POV
Lily
and I linked arms at the top of the stairs and began to walk down the
stairs. I actually love parties everyone is so excited no one
actually has a sad look on there face due to the alcohol induced
highs. It's truly blissful.
"Oh my god" Lily giggled,
"Peter has actually made an effort, Look!"
I looked over to
Peter; he was stood looking at Sirius and James admiringly. Hands
stuffed in his pocket. Hair gelled wearing nice clothes. I laughed
"Looks like somebody is on the pull" I winked at Lily. She
laughed some more.
She glanced over at him again and
then groaned, "Potter is staring at me!"
"Aw, Lily!" I
said, "That's nothing different is it?" I laughed
"Huh?"
She said
"I mean he's always staring at you, so why would him
staring at you tonight be any different?"
"I don't really know" Lily said, " I suppose your point is valid."
She began babbling about
something or other I wasn't listening I couldn't take my eyes off
of Sirius and he was staring right back at me. It was actually quite
awkward we were just staring at one another. I decided to give him a
big cheesey grin. That always defuses those awkward moments. Just
like it did this one, He laughed and gave a cheesey grin back at me.
I couldn't help but to get all flustered, that an extremely
handsome boy was staring at me and not to mention smiled at me, even
though it was the cheesiest of all smiles. Lily and I got to the
bottom of the staircase and were greeted by James holding two fire
whiskey's out for us.
"Ladies" he smiled
"Potter."
Lily said taking her drink and forcing a smile. I think James noticed
it was forced I saw his shoulders drop and his smile go. Poor boy. I
glared at Lily, yeah she's my best friend but she is slightly mean
to him and a sometimes he doesn't deserve it.
"Thank you
Jamsiebum," I sung taking the drink "I must say James, you're
looking awfully sexy tonight." I winked. James laughed I walked off
leaving James and Lily to talk.
I was sipping my drink, stood
on my own playing my little game I like to play with myself "Who is
going to get with who tonight". I stopped playing my game as soon
as I felt someone's arm wrap around my waist, I looked up and saw
Sirius looking down at me sipping his drink. "You know," He began
"A beautiful thing like you shouldn't be stood all on her own"
OH
MY GOD! HE CALLED ME BEAUTIFUL! I could feel a goofy grin form on my
face. I blushed and hoped I didn't look too goofy.
I laughed,
"I wasn't stood on my own Sirifart!"
"Oh really?" He
smirked.
"Yes really," I smiled and raised my glass of fire
whiskey so he could see it, "Meet Fi R Whiskey. My date for
tonight"
He laughed, "Shame you're taken for tonight, Brody
baby"
"Why's that piss pants?"
He laughed at my
insult, "Well I was hoping you and I coulda maybe had a dance
tonight."
That goofy grin was forming I could feel it. I refused
to look so goofy! I had to play it cool!
"Well," I smiled "I'm
sure I could persuade Fi R Whiskey to let me have one dance with you
after all you do look rather sexy tonight" I winked
I watched
him, his mouth formed into the goofy grin which I had to repress for
that second time a few minutes ago, I laughed.
"But let me warn you Mr. Black," I smiled "I'm a terrible dancer." I downed my drink and made my way across the common room to grab another.
Sirius' POV
"But let me warn you Mr. Black," She smiled "I'm a terrible dancer." she downed her drink and made her way across the common room to grab another. Those shorts she was wearing showed her legs really well, long and slender. Brody herself looked amazing I don't want to sound perverted but I just wanted to snog her then and there.
Unfortunately she didn't come back, Ross Stuarts that gimpy seventh year was stood chatting her up. She didn't look too pleased. I took this chance for me to save her; I downed my pint of firewhiskey and made my way over to the table helping myself to yet another pint.
"So Brody" Ross said
in that goofy voice, you know when someone talks and they sound so
pissing stupid you just want to scream 'shut up' in their faces
and punch them? Well that's what Ross sounded like and the fact he
was trying to pull Brody just added to the annoyance. I just wanted
to kick him in the head.
"Yes Ross?" Brody said sipping her
drink.
"You're looking amazingly attractive tonight" I said
then winked at her and stepped in closer.
"Aw, Ross that's
real sweet" Brody said stepping back "But you're about
attractive as a fat girl with a camel toe" She smiled sweetly at
him and then skipped off to Lily. I had to fight the urge not to
laugh in his face. Clearly she didn't need rescuing…
I turned to him, "Tough luck Stuarts" I patted him on the shoulder and walked away sipping my pint.
After what seemed like a millennium
of turning down all those desperate drunken girls pleading to dance
with me, I went over to James who was sat with the goofiest grin on
his face, much like the one I had when Brody called me sexy and said
she'd dance with me.
"Alright mate?" I asked
"Yeah,"
James said with the grin still on his face "I'm ecstatic"
"Why's that Prongsie?"
"Lily Evans actually
spoke to me like a civilised human being!"
I laughed, "Get in
there matey!"
I gulped some of my firewhiskey and went on the
search for some other people to talk to, I noticed Remus and Tala
snuggled up on the couch. I knew it!
I walked over to them, "Just
friends, eh Moony?" I laughed.
Remus looked up at me and
laughed, "Get lost Padfoot"
"Ok Ok… I can tell when I'm
not wanted" I ruffled his hair as I walked past him.
Brody's POV
To be honest, I was having the time of my life at this party, the music is blaring, the amount of alcohol being consumed is way past the normal limit. Everyone was merry and joking around. And some people were getting with one another. I on the other hand I was well on my way to being pissed, and socialising with everyone and anyone. Even the girl's who generally bug the hell out of me.
I have to admit I was a little disappointed that Sirius wasn't on his own at any point, so I couldn't go over and claim that dance. But it's a party, which he planned I can't expect him to be alone. Everyone would want to talk to him, and all those bimbos would want to try and get on him.
I grabbed one more pint of firewhiskey grabbed Lily away from James, and made her dance with me. I can't dance at all, but the wonders of alcohol are truly amazing, because although no one would be paying attention to me if they did and saw my dreadful dance moves they'd put it down to the alcohol.
I looked over to James as Lily and I danced he was sat with a goofy grin on his mug and Sirius was by his side laughing at him. He shook his head and went over to Remus. I carried on dancing, watching him as I moved. Remus said something and Sirius walked off gulping more of his firewhiskey. He went over to the sofas by the fireplace and sat down shaking his head at a passed out Peter. I took this chance to go and talk to him. I gulped the rest of my firewhiskey down threw the plastic cup somewhere and walked over to him, I say walk but I believe it was more of a stumble. It was quite worrying that I could barely walk, I was bound to make a tit of myself but tonight, I have no shame!
Sirius' POV
So Remus and James were too happy to talk to me. James was goofing over the fact Lily spoke to him and Remus was with that Tala girl he pulled. And Peter was passed out by the fireplace; I glanced at him and laughed at the fat lump as I sat down.
I looked around the room it was 10 to midnight. I wasn't even drunk yet and I was beginning to get bored, at one of my own parties!
"Oh
sorry!" I heard a familiar voice slur, I looked and saw Brody and
Gary from 5th year on the floor "I didn't mean to hurt
you little boy!" She said again
"S'alright" Gary mumbled
rubbing his head.
"That's good, yeah that's good" Brody
said standing up. She looked at me and smiled, I smiled back. She
walked over to me and climbed onto my lap giggling as she did.
Merlin, this bird was pissed it was quite obvious.
"Brody?"
I asked.
"Siripoos" she giggled, tickling me under the
chin "How are yoooou, I've not seen you since early
tonight!"
"Brody..." I began taking her hands to
stop her tickling my chin "You're drunk."
"No no no
no no no!" She gasped, "I'm not drunk. I'm too good to get
drunk I'm just very merry," she stated leaning forward to grab a
glass of half drunken firewhiskey someone left on the floor. That
girl was a complete contradiction: a very drunken, beautiful
contradiction. But a contradiction none the less. There is no way I
could tell her I liked her now. She was too drunk and I don't even
know how she's take it in this state. I believe it's best not to say
anything. As she reached down for the glass she fell off my lap.
I
looked at her on the floor she was holding her head and glaring at
me.
"What's that matter, Brody Baby" I smiled
"You
moved the glass" she spat "You moved the glass so I
fell, you utter bastard!"
She began to cry. Oh god I
kneeled down beside her and pulled her into a hug stroking her hair
in what I hoped to be a soothing manner and not I'm petting my best
friend's cat way.
"Shhh" I said, "I didn't move
the glass, Brody..."
"You did that's why I fell!!!"
she sobbed
"No." I replied "I'd never do that to
you, I think it was Peter that moved the glass"
Okay so
neither of us moved the glass, but she's not exactly going to believe
that the glass didn't move at all she's drunk and just fell. She's
already denied the fact she's drunk. So why not blame it on someone
else, gets me off the hook...
She pulled away from me wiping her
eyes and glared at Peter who was slumped by the fireplace.
"That
rat" she hissed taking the half drunken glass of fire
whisky and downed it. She then crawled over to me smiling innocently
as possible.
"Siripooooooos" she said as angelically as
ever. I'd never seen this side to her but I know for definite I
didn't trust it.
"Yes, Brody?" I smiled.
She sat in
front of me, and looked me up and down and then cheekily grinned.
"What colour are your pubes, my dear sweet siripoopsies?" She
tickled me under the chin
Oh dear, she'd regret saying that in
the morning I thought to myself, I took her hand, which she was using
to tickle me under the chin, "Why would I want to tell you that,
Missy?" I smiled at her.
"So I can picture you naked," She
smiled. I laughed again, put her head on my chest, just one little
motion like that sent my heart racing. God I'm turning into a gay!
I really am. The emotions of a gay man over a girl. Wait that makes
no sense, oh I don't know!
"Sirius," Brody mumbled into
my chest
"Yes Brodz?" I looked down at her,
"Your belt,
says 'sex god' care to show me how you are one" She looked up
at me winking
I gulped. The girl I fancy is asking me to show her
how I'm a sex god.
Fucking hell why did I have to wear this belt?
"Siripoos" She called lying down on the floor "I'm bored."
I felt instantly relieved for now she'd forgotten about me showing her how exactly I am a sex god.
I looked over to her, she was currently sprawled across the floor blowing spit bubbles and laughing each time they popped. I laughed and edged nearer to her.
"You know," I began "It's not an appealing sight seeing you blow spit bubbles"
She frowned, "Are you insinuating I'm an ugly bubble blower?"
"No! Your a very beautiful it's just not nice seeing you blow bubbles." I said, which i soon regretted
"You said I'm beautiful," she smiled cheekily "Does that mean you have wet dreams about me?"
"N-n-no" I said, god questions were getting more awkward by the minute, I gulped.
"Sirius," she said sitting up "Where do you go for a wank?"
You know I think it'd be best to
stop her regretting all these horrendously awkward questions not to
mention embarrassing on her behalf.
"Hey Brody," I said
edging nearer to her she sat up "How about we play a game?"
She
grinned, "But why?"
"Well because," I had to think of a
good answer to this, "It's game time…"
"Oh OK" She
smiled; wow I didn't really need an explanation! Amazing!
"Looks like peter and his hand want
to have a game time too," She giggled, "Are we going to play a
game like that together?" She winked.
I looked over to peter and
he had his hand stuffed down his trousers, I laughed "Nah," I
smiled at her "We're going to play this: whoever goes to sleep
first gets the person who fell asleep before them to be there
personal slave." It's a good way to get her to go to sleep? I
mentally patted myself on the back for that one.
She lay her head
down in my lap and shut her eyes, "I'm not being you personal
slave Sirifart, so goodnight!" Within two minutes she was long
gone, it's kind of creepy I was watching her sleep but she looked
so cute.
"Brody," I said softly
"Mmm?"
she answered, half asleep
"I think I love you…"
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OK, I liked the Fi R Whiskey idea. It made me laugh but for those who didn't catch on Fi R Whiskey – Fire Whiskey.
And the "You're about as attractive as a fat girl's camel toe" I've realised some people might not understand what a camel toe is. A camel toe is a slang term for a woman's crotch area when basically she has a frontal wedgie
Okay I hope you enjoyed this chapter.
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