Ch 14 You just have to hate us

It was the afternoon and they were walking when surprisingly Itachi asked

"What sort of ninja's do you have in your world?"

The girls looked shocked after about a minute of staring Alex finally asked

"Are you alright?" asked Alex

Itachi then felt a nice cool hand on his forehead.

"Well he has a normal temperature" said Rouyakan as she removed her hand. Itachi was a little upset that Rouyakan's hand was gone it felt nice.

"Well…how do I explain this to you in a way you understand." said Alex mostly to herself. After about a minute of thinking Alex clapped her hands together with "AH HA I got it! Alright our ninja's have these kunai or as we like to call them guns and if your hit by it you die…Then we have these surikins or just nuclear bombs that when you throw them on the ground they exploded 34 square mile radius.

"…?" a questioning looked was all Alex got from Itachi. Alex didn't seem to really notice and continued her babbling.

"And then there's school…it's the work of the devil…well not really but back to school well the worst of all is high school." said Alex with gritted teeth thinking back on her experience at high school. It was then Itachi interpreted her with a question

"what is high school?"

Both girls turned towards Itachi and exclaimed "What…Your 17 you should be a senior if you went to high school."

Itachi just gave a blank stair and then said "you still haven't answered my questioned."

"Well high school…" Alex stopped mid-sentence she couldn't think how to explain it.

"Alex I have an idea." said Rouyakan as she pulled out a turntable.

"Uh Rouyakan I don't want to sing…Why do I have to?" whined Alex

"Shut up you have the best singing voice out of all of us." said Rouyakan as the song stared

It's high school (high school), could be (could be) a mini me of the rest of society,
There's always (always) a prom queen (prom queen), there'll always be, always be sororities,
Sadly (sadly) some will be (some will be) eternally keeping score for popularity,
And just cause (just cause) they all do (they all do) doesn't mean we have to act like we're in high school,
Doesn't mean we have to act like we're in high school

Hight school is like a big competition
Beauty contests, prom court is the mission
There can only be one queen, one king
Everyone voting, everyone competing
But these are the rules, the way of high school
If someone puts you down, that's so high school
Someone talks behind your back, that's so high school,
Thinking you have to get them back, that's also high school
I know I'll be graduating early

High school is like the state of the nation
Some people never change after graduation,
Believing any light you shine makes their's lesser,
They have to prove to everyone that thier's is better
These are the rules, the ways of high school
If someone puts you down, that's so high school,
Believing they're too cool for you, that's so high school
If you belive it too, that's also high school,
I know I'll be graduating early

We've all got bad yearbook photos
Which we've forgot to let go
And just like acne our insecurity
Should be something we left with the jv
So here's to letting go of yearbook photos
Things we kept that hold us down so,
That was yesterday, there's always tomorrow,
We are tomorrow, we are tomorrow,
I know I'll be graduating early

"So your saying that people in high school are shallow idiots?" asked Itachi trying to grasped what just happened

"Basically" said Rouyakan

Kisame then uttered a phrase that changed the subject entirely

"You know what I'm wondering what is in your sleeves." asked Kisame as he reached his hand into her sleeve

"No…don't" said Rouyakan unenthusiastically as a loud snap was heard. Kisame screamed in pain and pulled his hand out , and they all saw a bear trap stuck to his slightly bleeding hand.

"Uh Rouyakan why do you have a bear trap in your sleeves?" asked Alex

"I don't know…I think when I was 590 years old and I had a great yearning for fur for some reason." said Rouyakan thinking back about 59 years ago

"What the hell else do have in there?" asked Alex as she stared at Rouyakan's sleeves with a freaked out expression on her face.

"Well let's see." said Rouyakan as she began to rummage around

"Hmm Olympic swimming pool….bottle of Dr. Pepper…stolen anime…alcohol…Oh and Jerry Springer." said Rouyaikan as she pulled them all out of her slevees and in a nice pile ( Jerry Springer is bound and gagged).

"You kidnapped Jerry Springer." Said Alex astonished

Kisame was running around in circles trying to get the bear trap off his hand. Itachi was unnerved by the whole experience.

"Uh it's so hot…hey Rouyakan do you have any coke in there?" asked Alex

Rouyakan rummaged a little and produced tow cokes.

Both girls drank the soda and Itachi eyed the drink with suspicion. Rouyakan saw Itachi eyeing her drink and handed it to him.

"Here try a sip." she said as Itachi took it and sipped a tiny sip.

"Its…okay" He said

"Whatever." laughed Rouyakan

About an hour later

Alex proclaimed she need to go to the bathroom. Itachi rolled his eyes and said

"Make it quick."

Alex smiled and went behind the bushes. When Alex was finishing up she noticed a hot springs…Oh how she wanted to go in. So she raced back to Rouyakan and whispered in her ear that she wanted to go in the hot spring.

"So go ask Itachi." said Rouyakan as she pushed Alex towards him. Alex promptly bumped into Itachi's back.

Itachi turned around and stared at Alex

"What?" he asked rather sternly glaring at Alex

Alex gulped and said rather shakily "Well…um…there's…um a hot spring and me and Rouyakan would like to go in."

Itachi looked down at her impassively.

"Please we've been good all day and haven't caused bodily harm to you." pleaded Alex trying to get Itachi to agree.

Itachi just stared down at this pitiful attempt to get him to agree…but he had to admit that they really weren't that bad today…much more tolerable and he didn't have an insanely large headache.

"Fine." was all Itachi said

"YAY." screamed both girls in delight as they ran up to Itachi and hugged him tightly.

Itachi swore he heard a rib or two crack.

Then the two girls raced off to the hot springs and jumped in after removing their clothes.

Itachi and Kisame followed them. When both of them arrived at the hot spring Itachi turned and said

"Kisame you keep watch and I'll watch the girls." as he removed his clothes. Kisame turned at grumbled about 'how unfair it was Itachi got to bathe with the hostages' Itachi just ignored that as he followed the sound of girls giggling. Itachi then came upon the girls splashing each other.

The girls the noticed Itachi.

"Hey you can't be here." accused Alex pointing a finger at him "you pervert." Rouyakan was making her way over to Itachi so she beat the crap out of him cause as we all know Rouyakan hates perverts, But Itachi stopped her by saying.

"I'm not here to look at you I'm here to make sure you don't run away."

"Alright." said Rouyakan skeptically as she returned to her previous position she then turned and faced Itachi and said menacingly "If you try and touch us I'll kill you"

After about five minutes of awkward silence Alex decided to have some fun so she did by jumping on Itachi's back.

"Why are you on me?" asked Itachi as he got use to Alex being on his back.

"Cause I can be." said Alex like it was all some big joke.

After about a minute Alex then asked "Hey are you ticklish?"

"That is the most random question ever." stated Itachi

"Ooo that means you on lets tickle him!" shouted Rouyakan as she pounced on him and both girls began to tickle him

Itachi then began to panic and he threw Alex and Rouyakan off him. Thus the case was on, but unfortunately Itachi slipped on some moss and fell straight into Rouyakan's cleavage.

"I…Uh." started Itachi but Rouyakan then yelled out

"Iron punch." and Itachi went flying towards the mountains in the distance.

"Wow they usually clear the mountains." said Alex like it was no big deal.

"Yeah they usually do clear the mountains." said Rouyakan

Kisame who saw all this ran straight for his partner leaving the girls behind and also their weapons.

"Alex get out." ordered Rouyakan

Alex did as she was told and both girls got dressed and picked up their weapon's

"Lets go." said Rouyakan as both girls began to leave. Rouyakan then stopped and said

"Hold on." as she ran back and stole Itachi's boxers .

"Oh my god are those his boxers." laughed Alex

"Indeed." said Rouyakan as she stifled a laugh.

Itachi's boxers were white wit little hearts on them.

"Are those hearts?" asked Alex

"In deed they are." answered Rouyakan

After an hour on the road both girls noticed something the marks on their stomachs were gone.

"They weren't really…you mean we could have used our powers to escape." complained Alex

"Why those dirty sons of bitches fooling us with magic marker to make us think we couldn't use our powers…I'll kill them" screamed Rouyakan in a fit of rage.

"Now now Rouyakan relax." said Alex trying to calm the fuming Rouyakan

"I think stealing his boxers is punishment enough for him."

"Your right Alex." said Rouyakan calming down a bit and taking out Itachi's boxers.

Suddenly RBC came running by in a matrix style outfit and snached the boxers out of Rouyakan's hand and said "ooo wonder how much I can sell these on ebay for?" Suddenly Neo from the matrix appeared and said

"Ha I have you now agent Smith."

"I'm not Agent Smith you idiot. Yelled RBC as she and Neo ran off.

"Uh nice seeing you again." yelled Rouyakan

"Damn you Neo!" was the faint yell the girls heard.

"Hey since we have our powers back want to just fly back?" asked Alex

"Yeah sure." said Rouyakan as both hoped on Tusska and were back in Konaha by the morning.

"AH my butt is sore." complained Alex

"Shut up Alex." snapped Rouyakan upset that she didn't sleep at all last night. On their way to Naruto's apartment they bumped into Sakura.

"Oh hey…since your back dose that mean Naruto's back as well?"

"No." answered Alex

"Oh…wow you two look beat are you guys okay?" asked Sakura concerned

"OH were just fine." Rouyakan sarcastically said "yep getting into a fight with and evil organization and then kidnapped by said Organization…then escaping from them…Oh yes Sakura were just fine." and Rouyakan stomped off.

"Please excuse Rouyakan she got no sleep last night." explained Alex "Now if you'll excuse us were going to break into Naruto's apartment and sleep see ya." and Alex followed Rouyakan

Once the girls reached the apartment the both fell a sleep on Naruto's bed.