SCROLL SIXTEEN:

Expect the Unexpected

Everyone was walking along when Sango froze and looked up at the sky, and everyone else followed suit when they heard an almost forgotten noise.

"GRR-RAUWR-RAH!"

"KIRARA!" Sango cried happily, and said big two-tailed cat demon landed in front of her owner. Sango ran up and hugged her friend around the neck, and Kirara mewed merrily before purring. Her red eyes widened though, and she roamed her master with her nose curiously, then stood erect and perk-eared and looked bewilder at the monk, who smiled. They were mated. "Kirara, where have you been?"

In response, the large cat demon did almost the unthinkable, and rolled onto her back. Sango smiled, and rubbed her chest playfully, and traveled down to the demon's sweet spot, her soft as silk belly. Sango was shocked though, as she felt something different about it, a lumpiness, and something kicked her hand.

"OH MY GODS SHE PREGNANT!!!!!" Reiki and Hikari cheered delightfully, rushing up and petting the cat demon all over and calling her a good girl.

Everyone, save for Inu-Yasha and Sesshomaru, flinched upon hearing another roar from the sky, and they all looked up to see what appeared to be another Kirara. He came crashing threateningly down, growling at the human and half-breeds who dared touch his mate. He was a beautiful specimen, larger than Kirara by a head, with her same markings but having the colors flipped, making him mostly black with cream stripes, and his eyes were a glowing neon-green. Kirara stood, shook off, and rubbed against him so that he'd calm down.

"That's a good girl," Sango rewarded, surprisingly earning a flat-eared glare from the male.

"Oh, let's give him a name!" Reiki cheered, Hikari agreeing full heartedly. Everyone's attention turned from the crazy fan-girls as a sudden green flame enveloped the male. Those of the female gender were anxious to see his kitten self, but…

"I already have a name!"

"Oh, even cuter!" Hikari gasped, slapping a hand to her face while looking him up and down with a gawking mouth. He had transformed into a human! A nude one at that…

He growled threateningly at her, which made her bat her lashes sweetly at him, and he rolled his very sexy glowing green eyes.

"He's mated," Reiki tried to explain to her friend.

"So?" Hikari asked innocently, earning a look of astonishment from Sesshomaru. "Reiki, I thought you knew me better than that!"

There was dead silence, then…

"What is your name, friend?" Miroku asked, drawing everyone's attention to him.

"Amatsukoni," he replied.

"Sooooo cute," Hikari giggled, having little hearts for eyes now. "I'll call him Matsu!"

He glowered at her. "No, you shall not!

She growled seductively at him, and he dropped the issue. Feeling bored of their presence, he transformed again and took to the air, calling his mate to him. Kirara jaunted up to Sango, allowing one more hug, before following him.

"Take care!" she called after the two, tears of happiness in her eyes. Kirara was mated! She had thought her to be the only one left of her kind! Continuing on their way, Kagome and Sango giggled happily about this, Rin asking questions about kittens as she tagged along, and the men followed. After about a minute they noticed Sesshomaru stop and look around.

"… Where'd the irritant go?"

Inu-Yasha looked at his leg to see that Takibi, who has grown considerably in the last few days, was tearing at his pants again. "Here," he replied, grabbing the bird by the neck and chucking her away like an infuriating news article.

"Not that one!" Sesshomaru growled, still looking around.

"Hey, Mommy's gone!" Rin announced, and so was Reiki.

At that moment, everyone thought: "We're free!"

"… RUN!!!!" they all yelled to each other. They were rid of them! WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! They bolted for the other side of Japan.

(Off in the distance)

"I'm telling you, it's pulling me!" Hikari defended herself, seeming to walk aimlessly. Reiki, at her side, did the same. Both were very confused. Their legs had just started to move on their own, and grabbing at trees to stop themselves didn't help either… … Poor trees.

"I know that!" Reiki replied, looking on ahead as her own spellbound legs move on their own accord. "Well, maybe there's a cute demon responsible for thi-"

Hikari began to run ahead. "I'm coming!" she bellowed to whoever was out there. Reiki rolled her eyes, and finding the will to move faster, went after her friend. They went crashing through the trees, literally, and upon entering a clearing they stopped.

"I … can't … move!" Hikari whined, both her hands around one leg to lift it up and ahead. They suddenly heard a CLOBBER! and two figures that were standing before them the entire time flickered into view; one being in a face plant.

"Idiot," the still standing one said to the other, wearing all white and possessing black hair which caught the sun in blue shimmers. He looked like a half-breed of unicorn! Especially with that glistening black horn of his, my god! If that represented anything… The guy he had clobbered upside the head jumped up from his crouched down position and shook a fist at him.

"You said get two girls from that group!" he hollered, his thick tail straight with anger. He, oh-so-oddly-enough, was half dragon with black stripped skin like Reiki's but possessing dark green scales, not silver. The two girls gawked at them, and the one in white looked back and glimpsed Hikari up and down, taking in her all black attire with his golden eyes.

Upon seeing her horn he arched an eyebrow at her and she licked her lips at him. He was rather fine himself.

They both suddenly pointed to one another and said 'I want you'.

Reiki and the other half-breed dragon began to laugh hysterically when collars appeared on both of their necks, his black with silver teeth and Hikair's just the opposite.

"Well," the hot nameless wonder sighed, fingering his with only slight interest. "Nai, I think we've just run into our opposites."

There was no response, and the still-nameless-wonder looked around.

"Nai, where the hell did you scamper off to now?!?"

"Over there," Hikari replied. "With Reiki. So, what's your name, handsome?"

"I'm Kurai," he replied, a smirk on his face. "And yourself, beautiful?"

"Hikari," and with a devilish grin they both said 'come here'.

They smacked into one another, discovering how horribly abusive that command truly is, and looked up at each other again.

"… Kinky!" they both stated, standing.

"You know, I haven't had any action for over an hour. Shall we fuck?" Hikari suggested.

"I'm liking you more by the second," he admitted in a deep and sexy voice, offering his hand. She took it, and they went running madly off together.

Reiki and Nai on the other hand were chasing each other through the woods.

"Damn you're slow!" Nai called back, leaping ahead after having slapped her on the rump. Twice.

"No, I'm just enjoying the view!" Reiki reassured, his tail wagging ahead to keep himself balanced. He landed on a branch and began to laugh his ass off. Reiki stood next to him, and with a clawed finger began to stroke his chest with a deep growl.

"Picking up the pace, are we?" he asked as they examined the other. They both wore cargo-pants (because they're awesome!) but whereas Reiki's were tighter and more fitting to her curves his were a straight shot down from his waist (so hot hot HOT!). His eyes actually changed colors in the lighting, so Reiki couldn't figure out what color to call them, and his hair was just as wild and multi-toned as her own. She nodded, gave him a devilish grin, making her little fangs stick out, and grabbed at his long ears and pecked him on the lips. Then she expanded her wings and shot up into the air.

"What, that's it?" he demanded of the empty canopy, and followed. She saw him coming and smiled evilly. Turning sharply she tackled him in mid-air, passionately kissing him as they tumbled downwards. "You're falling for me," he joked, and from his chest she pushed off to fly towards the ocean. "God, you're a tease!" he laughed, pursuing. She was giggling madly, pleased by this entertainment.

He was just catching up to her when she folded her wings and dove into the churning waters below. He pulled back and stared dumbly at the water; stunned. Why exactly did she just commit suicide?

He saw a vague shadow, and she suddenly shot out, sopping wet, and did a cannonball into his gut.

"You…" he began. They hit the sandy beach, to his relief, and she got off him so he could rub at this gut. That hurt! "You crazy bitch! You could have killed yourself doing that!"

"Doing what?" she asked, shaking off like a dog and sending water everywhere.

"Going in the ocean like that!" he replied, shielding his eyes from her spray. "Didn't your elders ever teach you that you couldn't?"

"Hah! I starting swimming when I was two years old!" she scoffed, taking a seat next to him.

"So, I'll take it that the dragon of your parents left soon after your birth?" he asked, shying his foot away from a high wave that crept up the beach and threatened to touch him. She giggled at that.

"Actually, both of my parents are human!" she informed, taking off her little backpack, drawing up her knees and wrapping her arms around them.

"Impossible," he scoffed.

"But true."

"Yet still impossible."

"Hey bud, I've only been a half-dragon for about a month now. Give me a break, would ya?"

He laughed. "Interesting. I've only been half-human for about that long too!" He gave her a harder look. "How come you could fly so well?"

"… Oh, hell, like I would stay grounded with wings like these!" she giggled, feeling at them again. She still wasn't use to her new appendages, but flexing them out made them warmer in the sun so she kept them spread. "So why can't you go into the waters?"

He opened his mouth to reply, closed it with a thoughtful look, and mused. "… I haven't tried it as a part human," he pondered aloud.

"Oh, goodie, let's try that now!" she giggled, bolting upright and chasing a wave with flung up arms as it receded into its source. Nai grabbed her wrist though, and she smirked at him. "It's not going to kill you!" she teased, wriggling out of his grasp and splashing in. She got waist deep, and shouted: "I'm waiting!"

He turned away. Nothing, NOTHING, was going to get him anywhere near t-

PLOP!

It took him a second to will himself to look down and to his side, and he saw her cargo pants laying soaked and crumbled on the sand. He looked over his shoulder, and she was shaking her bare butt and tail at him.

"…"

SPLASH!

She shrieked out a giggle and began to swim madly away. The chase was on yet again!

"Wow, you're rather picky about where you do it, aren't you?" Hikari asked, looking around and sounding bored. They were in a very thick forest, and she felt like grabbing two branches, hoisting herself up and letting him go for it. That thought made her giggle, and he smelled her sudden spike of arousal.

"You're not?" he asked, throwing her a look.

"Well, a little, but this anxiety is too hard to deal with right now."

He chuckled, and drew her into an embrace.

"Well well well, a willing victim," she cooed, giving him a very seductive stare before licking his lips.

"I was just thinking the same thing," he admitted, kissing her and grabbing hold of one of her breasts. He smelled her, and looked her in the eye. "I see that you are mated?" he asked. She nodded, smooching him and running her claws lightly down his back. "How naughty of you… Especially since you're with pup."

She was so shocked she dug her nails into him and looked at him. "You're serious?"

"… You're joking," he smirked, not registering the pain. Then seeing her sincere face, he allowed his eyes to widen just a tad. "… You didn't know?"

She abruptly hugged him around the neck. "I'm so happy I could fuck you all night long!"

"Permission granted… You don't mind if I make you scream, do you?" he inquired as he commenced nibbling along her neck, carefully avoiding her mark.

"What's sex without a little noise?" she asked, biting down on his pointed ear.

"OUCH!" Kurai snapped, looking at her smirking evilly. He smiled then. "Now that's what I'm talking about! Come here!"

The collar suddenly made her press her body flat against his, making it a little difficult for her to pull off his shirt as he unzipped her overcoat and rolled it off her shoulders, them kissing and playing all the while.

"Ooh, nice," she purred, throwing his top aside and running her hands across his torso. "Very nice."

"Let's see what presents you have to offer," he replied, ripping off her shirt yet being gentle with her black lace bra, which unlatched at the front. He growled in satisfaction and pulled her to him yet again, their lips massaging the other's skillfully. They continued undressing the other, kissing and groping and nibbling all the while. When they stood naked, he began to overpower her onto her back, which she allowed him to do while fondling him. They were both very pleased and in a lot of pain very very soon.

"So, what is it with you and playing hard to get?" Nai asked Reiki, finally having caught her.

"Well, I like to see if my man is worthy of my time," she laughed, bobbing against him in the water.

"And do I pass?" he asked, sneaking down and rubbing her rump.

She gasped, shocked as her hormones rushed to the fore, and pushed away.

"Nice," he growled, catching a certain scent and grabbing her again. "So, I'm with a virgin, am I? Hah, no wonder you were playing so hard to get!"

She chuckled, a little nervously. "Secret's out."

"I'll be gentle then," he replied, continuing what he had started while dazzling her with his tongue in her mouth. She was soooo more than willing, especially after the nervous stage was past. The motion of the ocean was a wonderful thing indeed…

(A/N: Now remember, we are writing this more for ourselves than for all of you, but just to offer a break, we're spying on our little Inu party now.)

"We're back to our old group!" Kagome sighed, walking along with Inu-Yasha, Miroku, Sango and Shippo. "Almost."

"Let me go, muttface!" Koga demanded, kicking around as Inu-Yasha dragged him along by the ponytail. Inu-Yasha ignored him.

About half an hour later Kagome wished to stop for a break, during which they ate, even the wolf was allowed a little something, and Kagome took a cat-nap. Three hours after that, she told them she wasn't budging another inch.

"Come on, Kagome!" Inu-Yasha yelled, returning to his old ways of handling her stubbornness. "The sun won't go down for a while yet, let's keep moving away from those freaky bitches!"

"I'm not coming!" she yelled yet again, plopping down on the ground with a big sigh. He groaned.

"Keh, fine!" he agreed, sitting down. "But only for a little while, okay?"

"Okay," Kagome replied, rolling her eyes before falling onto her back and suddenly going to sleep.

Off a little ways, Sango leaned closer to the monk. "Hey, don't you think Kagome's getting a little less… capable?"

Miroku took a seat. "Well, perhaps, but I'm not about to argue against having some time to rest. Sango knelt next to him, and he wove his arm around her, whereas his hand wandered to her breast.

…

SMACK!

"Again?" Inu-Yasha asked in an exasperated tone.

"But, Sango, we're a couple now!" Miroku whined.

BANG!

The priest found himself knocked out cold by Sango's boomerang.

"Some pack you command," Koga snickered, making the dog demon glower at him and crack his knuckles threateningly. He noticed the wolf's injuries were healing, and thought to persuade Kagome to go over and kick him some more.

"At least MY pack didn't abandon me to be tied up and beaten daily!"

As the two males stared daggers at one another, Shippo took the opportunity to finally approach Sango alone and ask her a question that had been eating at him for about six days now.

"Sango," he whispered, sitting near her and hunching his shoulders a little with his head lowered, as though to make himself his small self again.

"What is it, Shippo?" she asked, keeping her own voice down too.

"I'm worried about Kagome. Her scent has changed, and now she acts like she's sick with how often she wants to sit down and rest. She doesn't have a fever though, and she looks healthy. Do you know if it's a woman thing?"

She blushed ever so faintly.

"Well, Shippo… There is a time every month when a woman-"

"She's not bleeding," he replied, knowing that little fact of life already.

"Oh," Sango breathed, happy not needing to explain it.

"Actually," he continued, thinking. "She should be, but she's not. She doesn't even smell ready to."

At this Miroku bolted upright, wearing a pink hand print and a bump atop his head, and looked at the presently passed out hanyou priestess in question. "She's pregnant!" he screamed, as though waking from a nightmare.

(A/N: Lots and lots of babies coming! Kirara, Hikari, Kagome… These men are going to die if they don't flee! MWAHAHAHA!!!)

"WHAT?!?" Inu-Yasha and Koga demanded.

"Who is?" Kagome asked, sitting up and smiling at Sango expectantly, who flinched and shook her head.

Kagome thought for a second, and realized that A: she was the only woman left among them, and B: they were all staring at her.

"Um…" She made a forced smile, shaking uncontrollably. "I- this is about… I'm not-… no, no… I-I can't be… Are you… maybe there's a mis- … no? … you're sure I-I… No, not poss- … Can't… A- hahaha … -um" She gave up talking and just pointed to herself with a raised eyebrow. In unison, they all nodded. "Okay, just making sure." She began to cry with a stupidly shocked smile. "Hehehe… Ahh"

They all watched as her eyes rolled up into her head and she fell into a dead faint.

"YOU BASTARD!" Inu-Yasha and Koga suddenly yelled at one another, and at that they both seemed to realize that it could be their offspring. A silly smile bloomed on both of their faces for a second, and seeing it on the other they began to growl threateningly once again.

"Hey, Miroku, Sango," Shippo addressed them. "I wouldn't stay around Kagome for a little while. I mean, I feel sorry for Inu-Yasha and Koga already, but to have you two mortals around is just plain pitiful. I suggest you go into hiding or something until what happens happens…"

"Why's that?" Sango inquired.

"Because she's a pregnant bitch now."

Very gradually, this horrifyingly true statement sank into everyone's head.

"AIIIEEEEEEE!!!!!!" Kagome suddenly shrieked, bolting upright while everyone else just bolted. She was panting, heavily. "Ohmygod, I just had the worst nightmare that I was pregnant!" she gasped, feeling at her face and making sure she was really awake. She looked around. "… Where is everyone?"

(End of long chapter!)

Reiki: "Wow, we're living up to the title of our story!"

Hikari: "Yay! I'm pregnant! I'm having Sexy-Sessy-Kun's pup! WOO HOO!!"

Reiki gets party hats and hands Hikari a wrapped box.

Hikari: "What's this all about?"

Reiki: "It's a baby shower!"

Hikari: "Yay! … So, who's the daddy?"

Reiki: "What now?"

Hikari: "You know, of Kagome's pup! -gasps- Or puppies! CUTE-CUTE CUTE-CUTE CUTE"

Reiki: "Lol, that's for me to know, for now! Now open your present!"

Hikari sends the wrapping paper flying everywhere like confetti, opens the box, and sees various instruments of torture. You know, the usual, whips, gags, duct tape, rope, demon proof duct tape, a sexy strap-leather black dominatrix suit, straps and belts, stiletto bitch boots, Vaseline… Hikari loves it, though it's not baby stuff… Just things to make babies with!

Hikari: "You know me too well! Sesshy, COME HERE!!!!"

Reiki: "Reviews please! And no flames, because we'll hunt you down and kill you, okay? Besides, after reading this far, to flame us would just be funny, you poor addicted readers!"