It really was a lovely morning. The sun was starting to scatter its rays into the sky, having yet to dominate the mountain, and in the cool dewy grass lay four half demons curled up comfortably; awaiting the warm sun on their hill top.
They had been together for quite some time, Reiki, Hikari, Kurai and Nai, and they had planned to remain together for an even longer time yet. Until the wind carried news.
The two girls flinched, eyes snapping open, and looked at one another.
"Do you think it's...?" Reiki whispered, chin resting lightly on Nai's soft hair as he pillowed her breasts, which was about as physically far as the poor guy ever got save for a bit of rump fondling...
Hikari gave a grin devilish enough to glint as she stared at her friend over her hand, which rose rhythmically with Kurai's breaths. Almost as though in response to her evil intention, Kurai's grip around her waist tightened and drew her closer and he growled in his sleep, and Reiki did all she could to not laugh and wake Nai.
"So, what do we do with these guys?" Reiki inquired, petting Nai's hair to make him purr as well, not expecting his leg to slip over hers and draw it closer, causing her to blush a furious red.
Hikari looked at the muted sky for a moment in thought, then flashed a fang and winked.
A few minutes later, they were stealthily making their way back to Kaede's village.
"You are SO mean," Reiki giggled.
"I know," Hikari sighed, battling the undergrowth. "But to hear them bitch about it later will be more than worth it! DAMMIT!! We need a quicker way through this natural bullshit! We need to get to the others A.S.A.P!!"
SCROLL SEVENTEEN:
Happy Reunion!
"I wonder whatever happened to them," Shippo mused, sitting in the cold stream with his chest bare.
"Who knows," Sango sighed.
"Who cares?" Kagome asked, sitting beside her friend on the riverbank to help with the laundry. It was one of the things they did in return for staying at Kaede's.
Shippo looked from them and back to the sky. "Well, I hope they're alright..." he thought. He stretched his fists into the air, uncurled one finger after the other, gave out a mighty yawn, and fell back to be fully immersed in the icy waters.
"I don't see how he can do that," Sango stated, shivering as she watched the ripples of his actions drift by.
"Well, handling temperatures is a lot easier when you're a demon," Kagome replied, adding another cleaned item to her pile, which more than doubled the size of Sango's. "I mean, I'm just a hanyou now, but I can still hold onto burning wood for a few moments before it starts to hurt."
Silence followed for a moment.
"Do you... Like being a hanyou?" Sango questioned. Despite the changes having taken place about six weeks ago, she still had yet to ask that pestering question.
Kagome's hands stilled, the haori in her clawed hands slowly soaking and dragging itself into the water.
"Well," she sighed, grabbing the soap and rubbing the cloth a few times before continuing to work the dirt out. "If this hanyou thing is the cause of my not being able to go home, then I'd have to say that it's not worth it. I also don't know how my mom's going to react to my new ears either." The later comment had them twitching a moment. "But, then again, it DOES have its advantages. My senses are far sharper, I'm stronger and one of the best parts is that I actually don't get too dirty anymore. I've been thinking that it's because of the demon aura, how it burns my skin clean without really hurting me at all."
Sango smiled. "I guess that explains a few things with our other demon acquaintances… Well, what about your priestess powers? I mean, don't they collide?"
"Hm," Kagome voiced her thinking process. "Not really. They sorta... I don't know, tolerate each other. Kind of like a lake. How the water is warmer on top and colder underneath, but it's still water, you know?" She sighed, sat on her ankles, and looked at her friend. "It's alright though. I've actually started being able to summon the demon powers a little. You know how Inu-Yasha is, always trying to make me better at that. I think my practicing is how toothpicks might have been invented... I think that part of him doesn't like me being a hanyou..."
"I'm sure he just doesn't want you hurt like he had been," Sango reassured, finally done with simple obi.
Kagome grinned. "Maybe me, but at least he won't have to worry about our pup."
"Mm?" Sango toned her question.
"I can feel it," Kagome supplied. "My priestess powers are pretty curious about the pup I'm carrying. They've told me that our child is going to be full demon."
Before Sango could congratulate her friend Shippo finally came shooting out of the water to land on the bank behind them, where he decided to shake off.
"SHIPPO!!" They both yelled, water flying everywhere.
He giggled sheepishly. "Sorry!" The girls sighed. How could they stay mad at HIM. They helped him load up the small wagon they had used to carry the clothes out there, and were soon on their way down the defined trail, him pulling the clothes easily.
"Phew!" Kagome sighed as they broke through the trees half an hour later. "Finally, we're almost there!"
Sango smirked as Shippo laughed. Kagome stated that being a hanyou made her stronger, but she still had her limited strength.
"It's amazing, how quickly your baby is growing," said Sango warmly.
"Hmm," Kagome sighed, feeling at her rather bulging belly. "Yep. It really is. I guess that's what you get for being a hanyou with a demon mate."
An ever so slight shroud seemed to cover Kagome's eyes then, before she blinked it away and hugged her belly with a grin. They still didn't know who the father was, an everlasting debate which usually occurred over supper. But, that didn't keep her from growing a strong bond with the pup in her. For being such a short time, she looked ready to birth within the week. But, there really was no way for them to tell. It would happen when it would happen.
Their conversation was interrupted by a very familiar sound of rushing air, before Kagome found herself swept up in some very strong arms.
"My mate, why do you persist in stressing your ever-working body?" Koga asked fondly of the woman in his grasp.
"You do know that if Inu-Yasha doesn't get here in the next two seconds to kick your ass that I will," Kagome growled threateningly, staring daggers at the wolf.
"That will never stop my instincts to protect the mother of my pup," he responded lovingly, lifting her quickly and stealing a kiss from her cheek.
SMACK! (x3)
Kagome stood, shaking with fury at the wolf, as Sango massaged her hand and as Shippo calmly walked back to the cart. Koga sighed, use to the abuse of all three of them by now.
"Quit treating me like an item Koga," Kagome snarled. "And join your pack already. Your presence was dismissed weeks ago, so leave."
"I will NOT leave my mate in the irresponsible hands of that PUP!" Koga barked. And, speak of the devil, Koga's nose twitched, and with one more proclamation of his love he ran off into the forest.
"Damn wolf!" Inu-Yasha cursed, landing in front of them on the trail. "Kagome! Why did you go off like that!"
"I can help with the laundry if I please!" she yelled back, fists on her seemingly smaller hips.
"Maybe AFTER our pup is born," Inu-Yasha retorted.
"Oh!" she grumbled, stomping her foot and turning, refusing to meet his eyes. "You're IMPOSSIBLE! Would you just stop loving me for two seconds so I can catch my breath and be myself again!! Geez-all-Pete's!"
She heard him approach, and how the fabric of his haori rustled as he lifted his arms to embrace her from behind, but she let him. She really did love the idiot, despite his stubbornness and her wanting to be angry with him.
"You know I can't," he chuckled into her ear, making her grumble as though it would make the truth of the statement less obvious.
"Guys," Shippo sighed, "you're sort of blocking the road."
At that simple observation Kagome found herself swept up yet again in strong arms, and being carried back to the village.
"I have legs you know," she huffed into Inu-Yasha's chest.
"I know, their beauty make them hard to miss," he replied, launching off the road. "But you have me too. I'm your mate. At least give me the satisfaction of being able to support you in any way possible."
"You don't know your limits, do you..."
"I don't even think they exist," he chuckled as the village came into sight.
As they got closer, they both picked up a very shocking scent.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" Kagome squealed. "Inu-Yasha! Put me down! I'll ride in the wagon with the clothes, I promise, but take Sango to the village!"
He didn't refuse, and shortly after the demand Kagome was waving them off.
"Inu-Yasha," Sango addressed, feeling odd being in his arms. She would have highly preferred riding on his back, but her dress thoroughly prevented that. "What's all this about?"
"You'll see," he smiled, making Sango shift with anticipation. What had Miroku pulled this time that was so urgent?
(Near Kaede's village)
"Interesting," Miroku commented, shifting the coals of the fire which warded off the morning chill clinging to the room. "So that's how you came to be here."
"Yep," the newcomer replied. Sitting formally across the fire from him. Kirara, who had returned the night before with her mate, nudged him with her nose to receive a rub between her great ears. "I'm also grateful for the information you could provide. It will answer the question of many."
They both looked back at the flap door as Inu-Yasha landed outside, Amatsukoni's ears twisting forward. He had learned to grow tolerable of the humans around him and his mate, as it was by Kirara's persistence to give birth with her master nearby that had them there in the first place, but he was still keeping watch at ever moment.
"What?!" Sango demanded, as she was literally pushed by her rump up the steps by her demon delivery service. She burst through the covering of the door, and the first thing she saw was Kirara. Then her sights landed on who Kirara was wrapped around, and her eyes brimmed with hot tears.
"K… Koha-!" she stuttered.
"Sango," Kohaku smiled, looking at her over his shoulder.
She was overwhelmed. He was there! He was there, and happy, and ALIVE!!! She bit her lower lip as the first tears broke past her lashes and ran down her cheeks, and in two quick strides she was draped over the cat demon and embracing her younger brother for the first time in far too long.
"How are they?" Kagome asked, Shippo pulling up to let her slide off the cart and approach Inu-Yasha and Miroku, sitting on the steps outside and waiting for Sango to stop crying her eyes out. Amatsukoni would have come out too, if not for two the two humans getting emotional over his pupped mate.
"I'd say pretty well," Inu-Yasha replied, his ears laid back to prevent most of the sounds from entering his head.
"Thanks to you," Miroku stated, standing and hugging the woman before him; briefly so as to not upset the demon behind him. "That was a wonderful wish you made," he beamed down at her, making her blush.
"It was nothing," she stated, going over and sitting in her mate's lap.
"Maybe in effort," Miroku somewhat agreed, "but in results, it's everything."
"What DID you wish for?" Inu-Yasha asked, nibbling her ear quickly and making her giggle.
"I don't really remember," she lied subtly. She didn't remember the words exactly, not really making it a lie, but she did remember the context. She had wished for everyone to be happy, and for their adventures to continue. That a common goal would keep them together, so that... So that she wouldn't have to leave. "I just wanted everyone to be happy."
Inu-Yasha wrapped his arms around her waist and held his fingers atop her stomach. "Well, the wish has more than satisfied me," he said, a little kick from a hidden leg aimed at the new presence resting above it, making his fingers twitch. "Far more."
"I love you too," Kagome sighed, leaning into him.
That day and night was spent in vigorous conversation as everyone savored the presence of the other, and over dinner it was decided that Sango and Miroku would return with Kohaku to the newly restored demon slayers fortress, where they would most likely live with Sango's loved ones. The next morning, their things were packed, and Kagome found herself crying as she watched her friends disappear in the horizon; their sights on her probably having failed a while ago, but she could still make out their figures and some colors over the distance.
She had wanted to go with them. She really, truly did. But with the possibility of her giving birth soon, she had to stay in her established home, a newly built home into which only she and Inu-Yasha were to enter. Almost like her den, so to speak, where the infant could come into the world with the scents of its parents being the first to imprint the baby's memory and sense of identification. Also, Kagome wasn't going to be the first to suggest to Sango to stay here while knowing that her life-long home was restored and her family alive and healthy again. Never. She just hoped she would make it back in time for the birth of her first child.
"Thinking deeply again?" Inu-Yasha asked, bringing Kagome back to the present as his arm claimed her back and waist.
"A little," she smiled, wiping away a tear. "What, am I not allowed to even think anymore?"
"Well, if so, you might be easier to deal with..."
"You pompous, arrogant, self-righteous jack-a-" she ranted, but his lips claimed hers, and although she enjoyed it she still wanted to sock him for still using that technique to shut her up, and then hit herself for letting it work every time.
(Somewhere very far away)
Just when the relieving calm of familiar routine was settling in, Lord Sesshomaru found in its place an odd lacking.
"My Lord?"
He turned his molten eyes to the girl riding atop Ah-Un, the question not hidden within her features. He had stopped.
"Rin, would you like to pick the flowers of the nearby field?"
"Thank you, my Lord!" she cheered, urging Ah-Un ahead so as to join her, and to lead her to this apparently present field, and Jaken following unbidden to watch over her, as would be his usual task.
This left Sesshomaru to find solace within the solidarity of his presence in the forest. Allowing himself some release, he sighed, and closed his eyes, feeling the sun speckle his face through the trees in its noon warmth.
He was missing something. He had power, and the techniques to utilize that power. He attained his arm in a night, rather than needing to wait for it to grow back. Now, he had all he needed to reclaim his father's lands from the petty demons which overruled it in his absence. He would have more power then, with respect and acknowledgment of his power from thousands of minions as he united his lands with his iron fists.
He was a man of power. Not a man of love.
And yet, at the very twinge of his heart, his minds eye flashed to him his true desires. A glimpse of curves, a flushed face, even that demonic little smile, and to accompany all of this was the sound of heavy breathing, and the ghostly feel across his fingers of her moist skin which radiated the heat of her passion, and-
He blocked away the thoughts within the same instant they lived. And, he did a good job of sealing it away again, even controlling his physical reactions. But, there was one thing he could never get rid of.
He could smell her. Everywhere, he could smell that arousing hanyou who claimed him as her own. Smell in the scent of her luscious blood which seeped through the skin of her wonderful body, hot and wanting against hi-
Again, he suppressed his thoughts. If he wasn't a demon of the highest of bloodlines, he swore that insanity would have set in long ago. Still, suppress as he would, his attentions ignored the actions of his hand, which stroked the beads around his neck.
He was missing something. Something which caused him great agony in body, mind and honor, and yet great pleasure. She was the only one who he had weakness for, and although he hated it, that weakness meant that she was yet another power which he could add to his life. One he could mold as his own.
And so his eyes focused yet again, looking ahead in the direction they had been heading.
At his own pace, and at the pace of his flower-picking charge, he was heading back for her. The only one who could teach him mortification in too ample of doses…
(A few woods and streams away)
"It's so... fucking -gasp- HOT!!"
"Stop that," Reiki repeated herself, hiking further ahead as Hikari literally climbed the 45 degree slope with her hands. "Just be thankful that this era has no global warming..."
"No!" she cried, finally just falling to her stomach. "I can't go on. I have no more strength!"
"You're a hanyou..."
"I don't care!" she hissed, rolling onto her back. "I'm tired and sweaty and feel icky, and I'm not moving from this spot unless you carry me!"
Reiki, as she stared at her flatly, watched as her friend's eyes widened with the idea and she turned a nigh-innocent grin at her half-dragon friend.
"Can you, like, fly us there??" she inquired with her huge curious purple eyes.
"No," Reiki scolded, turning back and walking on.
"I thought you loved me, bitch!" Hikari wailed.
"Not THAT much I don't," Reiki retorted, before stopping. "Do you smell that?"
There was no answer.
"Hika-?" Reiki looked back, only to see a little dust where her friend once lay 'exhausted' on the ground. "Well, didn't that mating instinct just kick in..." and she turned towards where the scent came from. "HAVE FUN WITH YOUR REAL MATE!!!!!"
"Fuck off!" came her friend's voice faintly from the distance.
Reiki chuckled. "Well, now that that burden's gone..." She stretched out her wings and was carried backwards into the sky by the uphill draft. Upon reaching a great height and seeing how fast Hikari was booking it, Reiki supposed she'd reach Kaede's village about the same time Hikari went barreling into Sesshomaru's abdomen.
About ten minutes passed before Reiki could see the village, and with a little more grace, as Nai had her practicing, she landed on the roof.
"What was that?" Inu-Yasha asked, sitting up out of bed where he had laid with Kagome's back against his chest.
"A bird?" she asked, half asleep.
"Birds don't weigh over a hundred pounds..."
"Maybe it's Koga..."
At that, Inu-Yasha growled, and before Kagome could react he had jumped up and punched a hole through the roof to confront the wolf. He stood on the tile, but instead of the arrogant mangy wolf he saw a most startled Reiki sitting on her ass not 3 feet away.
"You could have hurt me, you fucker!" she bellowed. Before he could respond she pointed at him, yelled something, and he went flying off the roof.
"Inu-Yasha?" Kagome asked, opening the flap just in time to see him land on his back, smoke swirling off his chest.
"How do you like that!" Reiki demanded from the edge of the roof, sitting doggy-style as her twenty claws latched over the side, tail wagging slightly above and clicking against the tile. "And to think that's my greeting after coming all this way to tell you who's finally showed up again!"
"YOU'RE the one who finally showed up again!" Inu-Yasha grumbled, getting up. "Where's the other one?"
"That's not important!" Reiki barked, jumping down. She got up in his stubborn-twisted face, and bit out "Naraku's back."
(Somewhere else -I need to get more creative with these-)
"SEXY-SESSHY-SEXY-SESSHY-SEXY-SESSHY-SEXY-SESSHY-SEXY-SESSHY-SEXY-SESSHY-SEXY-SESSHY!!" Hikari cheered herself on, bulleting onward despite her sunset hindered vision. At least she was fast enough to dart around the nearby trees before becoming quite familiar with them. "SEXY-SESSHY-SEXY-" and then a very non-tree item came into view. "SESSHY!!!!!"
Claws extended for full gripping capacity, she flung herself blindly upon her prey and latched on.
"ILOVEYOUILOVEYOUILOVEYOU!!!" she wailed, nuzzling the long silky strands. Something was a little different though… She was gripping something very… round.
She opened her eyes innocently to see a very perturbed fire horse, blowing steam at her as she clutched to his ass lovingly.
Putting the somewhat disturbing thought of having just nuzzled a horse's ass, Hikari immediately jumped onto his back and hugged his neck. "ENTAI!!!"
The horse huffed in shock. Who was this disturbing creature??
"Oh, wait, I forgot Entai was killed..." she fake-sobbed for a grand total of two seconds before brightening up. "Okay!" she giggled, straddling him. "'I want you'! And your new name is Entai!"
He was not expecting a curious presence to come around his neck…
"Now, take me to my Sexy-Sesshy-kun!"
And, just like that, he went leaping into the air in the direction of… Something. He was very shocked that he was doing her bidding, as he was the one to pick his masters like any other self-respecting member of his species, not the other was around… But then, that meant she was powerful, and if she was powerful, then he would have picked her anyway. So, he went onward, as his passenger played with his mane of fire and rubbed her face in it as though it were the finest of fabrics.
"Soooo pretty!" she giggled, keeping her seat easily thanks to all those years of raising horses. "Hey Entai! I'm half unicorn, think we can have flaming horse babies??"
He huffed with exasperation.
"Yeah, I guess birthing them would give me a permanent hair removal down there," she admitted, disappointed. Oh well, at least she found someone to carry her pregnant ass around. But, that didn't last long, as they were descending. She looked down to see a slivery-blue display of wind captured hair flag her attention bellow, and without further ado, she jumped from Entai's back.
The sound of something falling made Sesshomaru look up, and he saw lustful purple eyes just before what felt like the weight of the world wrapped around his neck and sent him crashing into the ground.
"Oh!" Rin exclaimed, looking back with everyone else as the earth vibrated with a sudden 'boom'.
"A demonic aura!" Jaken exclaimed. "My Lord Sesshomaru is engaging in combat without me!"
The little toad demon went running ahead, whilst Rin stayed where she was, knowing Sesshomaru wouldn't want her around if something dangerous was happening.
"I'm coming my Lord!" Jaken shouted in his head. "Not that you require the help of this lowly servant or anything, but I'll be there!" And, with the pushing aside of a few bushes, he saw a very Sesshomaru-shaped hole in the road. "My LORD!" he cried over the edge, seeing at the bottom a most unwanted sight. "Oh… Ew… It's her." With that, he waddled off to go scour his eyes clean. Maybe if he just removed his eyes he'd be spared for a few months of having to see his lord being forced whilst on his back into copulating with a pregnant hanyou…
(Short lemon)
(Hikari: "Short?!")
"Oh!" Hikari moaned over him, having already dug his member free of his clothing and using it as a target for her savored bouncing. "I've missed you too!"
"This is hardly befitting," he growled, cracking his somewhat displaced neck back into place. He glared at her bobbing form, noticing something out of place other than the walls of dirt surrounding them. "Have you gained weight?"
Without breaking her rhythm, she slapped him. "It's YOUR fucking pup!"
The news shocked him more than the slap. So much so that Hikari suddenly found her ride gone.
(End of lemon)
(Reiki: "Haha."
Hikari: SLAP!)
"God DAMMIT!!" she bellowed. She would have done more, but she had to catch a very green glowing clawed hand right before it could pierce her stomach. "SESSHOMARU!!! LOVE our children, don't HURT them!" Considering this command, she added, "love, cherish, and protect them. NEVER kill them, or have them assassinated or anything, or I WILL make you castrate yourself a new layer!"
"There's more than one!" he seethed at her plurality, completely overlooking the threat with his venomous hand held poised just inches away but unable to do her harm; despite her own hands having been removed, which infuriated him even further. Her abdomen moved, as though the pup in her would fight him back, and he growled.
"I don't know!" she barked sharply in reply, before smiling. "I'll be making sure it's not an only child in the future though!" And, she began to fondle him back to life, and would have succeeded if not for his impeccably bad timing.
"What on earth do you hope to gain from this Sesshomaru now?"
She looked up at him, brushing it aside. "It HAS been a while you know..."
"You are hardly worthy of this one's arousal while bearing pup."
He was rather surprised that she gave up, but expected the worse when she snapped a 'STAY' at him, propped herself against the walls, lifted her booted foot behind herself as far as she could, and before he knew it he was seeing stars as he went cork-screwing parallel to the ground above; his head drilling against the dirt not even noticeable compare to this new world of pain directly in the groin region. Maybe she would bear his only child...
"You FUCKING jackass!! Arrogant, self-righteous pompous INGRATE!!! Just STAY DOWN THERE until I FEEL BETTER!!!"
Silent, Hikari got in a few satisfied hand wipes before she doubled over. "Ooooh!" she whined. "I HATE cramps!" And with that, she was gone, and Sesshomaru was left to contemplate within his grand tunnel six feet below the surface the value of life and his life goals now that he had a half dog, quarter human, quarter unicorn pup on the way.
"This Sesshomaru is comfortable with burial..."
(In the field)
"Master Jaken? Have you been crying?" Rin asked innocently when he broke into her little clearing of flower-picked ground. She had only seen his coming by his staff of two heads waving above the yellow pedals.
"No," he almost wept in reply, flopping down.
"Oh," she breathed, looking at him sideways. "Why are your eyes red?"
He sighed, looking at the sky. "Little brat," he addressed her. "Do you know where babies come from?"
"From their mommies," Rin replied innocently.
"Well, that hanyou woman who called herself your mommy is pregnant."
"REALLY?!" Rin laughed merrily. "Is Lord Sesshomaru the daddy?!"
"Probably," Jaken sniffled. His depression was shortly replaced with shock when a long ear piercing squeal dragged through his head like sand paper.
"When are they coming!" Rin asked, shaking Jaken excitedly. He fell over with X's for eyes though, her scream literally knocking him senseless. "Master Jaken?"
(In the woods)
"God, these cramps are HORRIBLE!" Hikari whined. "I'm pregnant though! I shouldn't be having these!" Her eyes widened when a certain moistness suddenly drenched her pants. "EWW!! FUCK!! EWEWEWEW!!!!! SESSHY!! Come here and help me birth your fucking pup!"
(Hikari: "Oh... Lovely... My water broke... That was more information than necessary…"
Reiki: "Oh well.")
(Back at Kaede's place)
"I don't CARE if he's back!" Inu-Yasha informed a shocked Reiki, not even three seconds after she announced as much.
"… What?"
"Yeah, he's been stripped of his power," Kagome supported. "Remember the wish?"
"But," Reiki stuttered. "But, but, but what about the whole revenge thing!"
"Revenge?" Inu-Yasha and Kagome asked.
"You know," Reiki egged on. "The whole 'I'll disguise like your lover and betray you both' scheme??"
They stared at her like she had just sprouted another head.
"The reason you were pinned to a tree for fifty years!" she burst out.
"Yep, she's lost it," Kagome whispered to Inu-Yasha.
"You think she ate the short one?" her mate questioned back.
"I can hear you!" Reiki fumed.
"I have ten yen that say she did," Kagome continued.
"DON'T YOU REMEMBER KIKYO?!?!"
There was silence.
"THE REASON YOU'RE NOT COMFORTABLE WITH USING YOUR SWORD!!"
More silence, then…
"Make that twenty yen," Inu-Yasha replied.
"Oh, go to hell!" Reiki fumed before taking to the sky.
They watched her go, then looked at one another.
"You have a roof to fix," Kagome stated shortly.
"Keh!"
"Idiots," Reiki grumbled to herself, flying for Hikari. "How could they forget such a thing! Sheesh! I mean, their lives would have been totally different if not for-!"
There was an odd smell on the air. "Hikari! How dare you do that without its future aunt around!!" And she went doubly quick.
(Walking around randomly)
"Waking up with you was NOT on the agenda!" Kurai bitched as they continued onward. "And the things you were doing with your tongue were WAY out of line!!"
"What? Reiki tastes good, you can't blame me for trying in my sleep... And besides, you seemed to like it at first with the way you wrenched my hair and demanded I go lower! THAT woke me up rather quickly!"
"That's taken out of context! Besides, Hikari and I fucked all night but you didn't see ME sneaking up on YOUR ass!!"
"At least all the action on you stopped there! Were you so preoccupied to not notice your own hand! I bet you were shocked to not find a breast or two!!"
"Almost as shocked as I was to find balls instead of pussy!"
"SEE!! You WERE reaching up MY ass too! Oh, and at least you weren't the one grabbed like you were squatting over a starving animal and you were the fruit tree! God, if I wasn't awake BEFORE..."
"Do you have any idea how disorienting it is to think your making out with a girl when you grab somebody else's family jewels? It's fucking weird!!"
"Well, how would you like to be awake while your best friend is yanking your face towards his crotch while your 'jewels' got pin cushioned!! Gee, you call that disturbing, but it still wasn't enough to wake YOU up! 'Oh, yes, I LIKE it when my victims scream!' THAT'S fucked up man! I'm feeling sorry for women now!"
"No, they like it... Gee! You should have woke me up! I was still half asleep!"
"I was screaming!"
"And I LIKED it! Why would I wake up to screaming if I'm having such an arousing dream?!"
"Oh, I noticed it was arousing, even WITH balls in your hand!"
"No, I think THEN I started groping your chest."
"... You remember that?!" Nai demanded.
"Only the better parts, yes," Kurai admitted. "This conversation ends here..."
(End of chapter!)
Hikari: "BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That one worked out better than I could have hoped for! Oh, and about my giving birth, how DARE you end it there! Oh, god, I'm having sympathy pains!"
Reiki: "Oh, hush, the next chapter is just one click away!"
Hikari: -click-