A Series of Attacks

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"Edward?" I asked I was so tired I was practically incoherent.

"Bella, your up!" And with that I was pulled into a bone crushing hug from the one man I love.

"Edward? I have a question," I was very worried about the answer to this question.

"Yes, my love." Edward said between the kisses that he was currently placing on my jaw line.

"What do I look like?"

"Beautiful, as always." He stated it so surely that I had to laugh. "What?" This whole time his lips hadn't left my skin, until now that is. Now he was giving me a subtle glare that made me laugh even harder.

He was really pissed now. "Honey, I know that you think I'm beautiful, but I want to see what I look like as a relishing vampire." Along with the word he got a kiss, that extra treat made him relax a little.

He left in a flash and as quick as it used to take me to blink; he was back with a mirror. He lifted up the mirror slyly until I could see my face.

The woman looking back at me in that mirror was not me. It couldn't be me, or could it.

This beautiful woman had light reddish brown hair that was tousled like she had been asleep, but at the same time looked perfectly styled.

She had sharp features in her face. They were so sharp, in fact, that they looked like they could have sliced threw her own skin.

Her skin was so pale that it seemed to glow, and it also seemed so becoming on her. Like that was the color she was meant to be. Now tan like any normal person.

She was so beautiful and yet frightening. It looked like her perfectly white teeth would slice through you at any moment. But that wasn't the most frightening feature on her face. That award was left to her eyes.

Her eyes were red. A bright red. A blood red. They seemed like they could pierce into your mind and soul. They knew every one of you deepest and darkest secrets and thoughts. Yes, that was what scared people the most. That was the sign that she was a hunter, that she was the predator that people were bought up to fear. That was the sign that she was now a vampire.

I gasped. Edward laughed, and I fell out of bed. Edward laughed harder. I kicked his foot which was hanging off the bed. Edward groaned. He actually groaned.

"Oh my god! Edward are you okay?" I had totally forgotten about the inhuman strength and had kicked him really hard.

"Oh, Edward, I'm so, so, so sorry." I started sobbing. It was really weird, though, when no tears came.

"Oh, baby, it didn't hurt that bad. Bella, beautiful Bella, I was joking, it didn't actually hurt at all." I knew Edward's every voice pattern which also meant I knew he was holding back a laugh.

So I slapped him. Hard. As hard as I possibly could. This time it did hurt him.

"What the hell!" He screamed at me. I ignored him and walked out of the room, grinning like an idiot.

I walked sown the steps into the living room and saw a sight I was not going to forget. My whole family screaming out on the floor, in laughter.

Carlisle's head was hanging off the couch he was collapsed on. Esme was hanging on the door trying not to rip it off its hinges. Emmett looked like he was trying to eat the floor. Rosalie was shaking the window because she was leaning against it. Alice was holding onto the piano with all her might.

The funniest one to see though was Jasper. He was sitting in the middle of the floor. His face expression kept changing back and forth from anger, to uncontrollable laughter, then back to anger.

Gees, Edward must be really mad if he was able to upset Jasper more than five vampires to almost-to-the-point-of-peeing-their-pants vampires.

All of a sudden Emmett was standing, still shaking with laughter. He clapped me on the shoulder and said, or mor like yelled, "Way to go girl!" With that they all fell into a new fit of laughter, but this time I was right their with them.

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