Publisher's note: Sorry we haven't up-dated but she can't think of what to write. So, instead here's a joke.
There was a guy who walked into the bar. There was a jar of money on the bar. It seemed not to belong to anyone so he asked the bar tender.
Man: what is this money for?
Bar tender: There is a horse out back and if you can get it to laugh you get the money.
So he went back and got the horse to laugh. He came up to the bar tender and said, "the horse is laughing." And won the money.
He came in the bar a week later and there was a jar of money on the bar.
Man: Now why's there a jar of money?
Bar tender: If you can make the horse cry you get the money.
The went in back and when he came back the horse was crying.
The bar tender: What did you do? I have to know, cause you were here one week and you made him laugh and now this week you make him cry.
Man: It's very depressing. The fist week I told him my dick is bigger than his and this week I showed him.
I hope you like the joke. If you do, please review.