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Chapter 2

Babysitting Business

Riza was sitting in her apartment reading the paper. The phone rang and she answered it. "Riza Hawkeye speaking, how may I help you… yes this is brat sitting… how many kids… would you like to drop him off or should I pick him up… alright here is my address." She gave the person her address and went to the store to buy some food.

Once home she locked her bedroom door and sat on her couch to watch TV before the child got there. At exactly 5:30 there was a knock on the door. Riza answered the door to see Envy.

Envy looked up and stood there mouth ajar "are you my… Baby sitter?" he asked to which she nodded and he gulped. "DAMN YOU LUST!"

"Watch your mouth" Riza stated as she allowed him to enter the apartment. She watched as he dropped his book bag next to the couch and sat down. Riza went to the couch and sat next to Envy. "Have you eaten?"

"No…why?" He asked wondering if she was gonna shoot it down his throat or what.

"What do you want to eat?" She asked as she went to her fridge "there is spaghetti, lasagna, Mac and cheese…" she was cut off by Envy. "What's Mac and cheese?"

Riza got it out of the fridge and put it in a bowl. She then popped it into the microwave and Envy watched as it went around and around. Riza pulled it from the microwave and Envy gobbled it up.

"That was so fuc…" HE was cut off by Riza. "WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT YOUR LANGUAGE? I ALREADY WARNED YOU NOW COME ON!" She pulled him into the bathroom and grabbed something.

"What the hell is that?" Envy yelled as a bar of soap was inserted into his mouth. HE pulled it out only to have it pushed back in by Riza. They were so preoccupied that they didn't hear the door open.

Roy walked into Riza's apartment thinking Riza would feed him. HE heard shouting so he went to the bathroom and saw Riza on Envy's lap and he had his arm around her. They were bouncing around a lot ond yelling so, of course, Roy got the wrong idea. "AHHHHHHHHHH IM BLIND!" He yelled as he ran out of the apartment.

2 hours later

Envy had been sent home and Riza was now trying to coax the tramatized Roy out of the elevator. He wouldn't budge so Riza called Armstrong who gladly removed the cornel saying it was in the Armstrong genes to remove people from one place and put them in another.

Chapter 2 is done YAY! Review!