I am so sorry to anyone who has actually read this since the beginning and is mad at me for not updating. I am on my knees right now as I am typing and begging your forgiveness. I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo so sorry for the wait. I will try to post as much as possible and as promised I will look for the whole "Dynamite Dominos Adventure story", which is probably more random than this but it has an actual pairing instead of this. I need to stop rambling and I don't own anything which is kind of pathetic at this point in time and have a holly jolly Christmas it's the best time of the…year. Where that came from I don't know but it gave me an idea for the chapter I am going to pull out of my butt right now. Once again I am sorry for the wait and I don't own anything.
"Have a holy jolly Christmas, it's the best time of the year. I don't know if …" was the horrible and off key sound that came from outside the window of the Mustang residence. Roy was currently sitting on his couch, sipping at a mug of hot coco, and attempting to watch the movie he had rented from the room in the back of the video store down the road from the bar (you know what place im talking about and for those of you who don't its where they keep the episodes of Rugrats. Yeah…Rugrats…lets go with that).
Roy decides he should show the carolers how to sing right or shut up so he gets up off of his warm couch, goes to the door, opens the door, and is knocked unconscious by a flying platypus.
Once Roy wakes up he realizes he cannot move his arms or legs, so he panics. "SOMEONE HELP ME! I AM WAY TO PRETTY TO DIE!" he screams.
"Shut up Mustang!" a voice yells at him.
Roy turns to his left, because that is where the voice came form, and sees the Elric brothers, Armstrong, Havoc, Greed, Gluttony, Wrath, and Envy tied up to individual stakes that happened to be stuck in concrete in a wagon. It took him a few seconds to realize what they were all wearing. They were all dressed up in a red dress with white fur lining, red Santa hats, and all of them were wearing enough makeup to cover every girl in the worlds face for a week. Roy did the only thing he could do…laugh. He laughed so hard he cried.
"Shut up! Your wearing the same thing" Ed yelled.
Roy looked down and did the first thing that came to his mind. He said "Damn I look good" and then he realized what he said and started to scream and cry.
"SHUT UP!" Every one yelled at Roy who continued to cry.
The door to the garage they were in opened and in stepped Winry, Lust, Riza, Dante, Chezca, and
Sloth entered. "WHAT!" all of the boys yelled in unison.
"That's right boys, we are tired of you trying to get us to carol in those outfits every year so this year its your turn." Dante explained with a smirk.
"that's right and since your going to sing we are going to go for a little ride through town." Riza said as she gave the keys to Winry who started the car the wagon was attached to.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO" every one in the wagon yelled.
"Sing or we remove your clothing" Lust warned.
All the boys save for Roy and Ed started to sing. They started to sing however when their dresses went from knee length to mini skirt length.
The next day there was a ton of people calling their newspaper providers because their papers were either burned, destroyed past recognition, or they got a puddle of saliva instead of a paper. Coincidently, the only papers that were missing were ones that published the story on the men tied to a wagon in dresses singing Christmas carols.
Hope you enjoyed. Its really late here and im tired and my dog is in bed so I can't ask him if its good or not. I may have to find more stories I have written so I can post them and because of me being older I am now going to up the rating just in case, because if this gets deleted so do all the stories on here. Except this one because I just typed it and its on my laptop and not the old desktop that we don't have anymore. Once again I am sorry it is like a year late and I will try my hardest to do better and maybe get a new story up for everyone. I am currently writing a spiral fic and its going to be M for obvious reasons. Well obvious to me so please bear with me and don't kill me. Im almost to 10 typed pages for it so its going to be the longest story I have posted so far if I finish it. I love you all.