A Naruto Christmas
Disclaimer: I don't own naruto...
Lee: why isn't it called "youthful ninjas?"
Me: 'cause that's the most retarded name ever!
Lee: WAH! I'm going to be emo with Sasuke! (Starts being emo in a corner with Sasuke)
Me: NOOOOOOOO! I CAN'T STAND THE EMONESS!!!! (Passes out from to many emo people.)
Gai: my students, there is something I do only one time a year… as a Christmas tradition WE'RE GOING TO DO CRACK!!!
Lee/Tenten/Neji: WHAT!!!!
Lee: But that's not youthful at all Gai-sensei!
Gai: I know, but it's been a tradition in my family for years… ever since my great grandfather, George Washington! (Picture of American flag appears behind Gai)(Wait they're from Konoha NOT America!)
Lee/Tenten/Neji: (twitching) WTF?!?!?!?!
Gai: either you take the crack or you die…
Neji: Guys, I'm scared.
Gai: Here you go (hands Lee, Tenten, and Neji crack)
(3 hours later, Neji is naked and on top of Lee, Tenten is being emo and Gai sensei is screaming "I want to see Teletubies!")
Gai: WHERE ARE THE TELETUBIES!!!
Tenten: They'll be here yesterday!
Gai: BUT I WANT TO SEE THEM NOW!!!
(Kiba, Shikamaru, and Shino walk in)
Gai: YAY! THE TELETUBIES ARE HERE!!!
Kiba/Shikamaru/Shino: (twitch, and then faint)
Neji: OH NO LEE-KUN!! THE POWER RANGERS BROKE!!!
Me: and that's Gai-sensei's weird Christmas tradition ( Yes, I'm disturbed too)