A Naruto Christmas
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…
Shikamaru: but I do own hyper pills…
Me: you're scaring me…
(Konoha, Christmas Eve 8:00 A.M., the Yamanaka residence)
BZZ! BZZ! BZZ!
Ino: SHUT UP STUPID ALARM CLOCK! (Throws pillow at alarm clock)
Mrs. Yamanaka: honey! Time to get ready for the art festival!
Ino: (to herself) SHIT! I TOTALLY FORGOT TODAY WAS THE CHRISTMAS EVE ART FESTIVAL! AND MY TEAM DIDN'T PREPARE ANYTHING!!! (Talking) Mom! I…uh…need to get everything…uh…and meet my team…so I'll meet you there!
Mrs. Yamanaka: … alright dear, but don't be late! (Leaves the house)
Ino: O.k. I need to look through my art supplies closet… (Rummaging through closet) no, no, no. man, there's nothing here (suddenly, a flimsy object falls) hey what's thi- (evil grin appears on Ino's face) PERFECT!
Ino: Guys! (Running over to Shikamaru and Choji)
Shikamaru: hey, Ino, what's tha- (but when Shikamaru saw what Ino was holding, a bad feeling appeared in his stomach)
Shikamaru: WTF INO! WHY DO YOU HAVE A REINDEER COUSTUME!!!!
Ino: (after whispering something to Choji, she and Choji start closing in on Shikamaru)
Shikamaru: no…NO…NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(1 hour later…)
Shikamaru: I hate you all… (Shikamaru is in a reindeer costume with a red light bulb attached to his nose)
Choji: oh common Shika, you look cute!
Ino: and besides, it wouldn't fit Choji…
Shikamaru: then why don't YOU WEAR IT!
Ino: and mess up my reputation, AS IF!
Shikamaru (mumbling) fuck you…
Ino: WHAT DID YOU SAY! (Starts clenching fists)
Shikamaru: uh…NOTHING! NOTHING AT ALL!
Ino: good…
Shikamaru: anyway…DOES THIS REALLY COUNT AS ART!
Ino: well, I did MAKE it when it when I was 5…so technically YES!
Shikamaru: damn it…
(At the festival…)
People: (snickering as Shikamaru is walking by…)
Shikamaru: people are staring…
Ino: AND?!
Shikamaru: nothing…
Choji: guys, here's our stand
Kiba: hey gu- WHAT ARE YOU WEARING SHIKAMARU!!!
Shikamaru: we had nothing prepared…how troublesome…anyway lets just get this judging over with…
Judges: (walk to Shikamaru's groups stand) O.k. what do we have he-…uh…O.k.… (Snicker) uh…interesting (snicker) lets move on…
Shikamaru: they hated it…
Ino: I don't care, it's not like I prayed we'd win
Shikamaru: whatever…CAN I GET OUT OF THIS NOW!!!
Ino: oh…yeah, I guess you can…
Shikamaru: FINNALY!!! (Walks into bathroom)
(30 minutes later)
Choji: come on Shika, their starting the judging!
Ino: how long does it take to get a costume off?
Shikamaru: (Walks out of bathroom looking furious) INO!!! YOUR STUPID COSTUME IS STUCK ON ME!!!
Ino: uh-oh…
Shikamaru: DON'T YOU HAVE ANY WAY TO GET IT OFF?!?!?!
Ino: uh… the zippers stuck, right
Shikamaru: yes…
Ino: well…oh look! Judging's starting!
Shikamaru: oh-no…
(After announcing many awards)
Judge: and the award for most humorous goes to…TEAM 10! FOR THEIR REINDEER COUSTUME!!!(Starts breaking out laughing)
Audience: (Starts breaking out laughing too)
Shikamaru: I hate you all… (Wow, Shikamaru's starting to sound like Sasuke…creepy…)
(That evening…)
Ino: I'll find some way to get that costume off… I promise… until then just live with it for a night…
Shikamaru: how troublesome…(Walks into house)
Mrs. Nara: Honey… (Snicker) what are you wearing…
Shikamaru: it's not important… (Walks into room)… (Sighs)…how troublesome…(closes eyes and falls asleep)
(Midnight)…
CRASH!!
Shikamaru: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!!!(walks onto roof) who's there? (Then, Shikamaru spots an old fat and jolly man in red clothing, this could only be…) Santa?
Santa: (holding head in pain) RUDOLF!!!
Shikamaru: eh?
Santa: oh Rudolf with your nose so bright, won't you guide my sleigh tonight?
Shikamaru: uh…I'm not Rudolf…
Santa: OF COURSE YOU ARE! I CAN SPOT THAT RED NOSE ANYWEAR!!!
Shikamaru: listen you old fart, I'M NOT RUDOLF!!!!!
Santa: BAD RUDOLF!!! NO ELF HANDS FOR YOU TONIGHT!!!
Shikamaru: elf hands????????????
Santa: now let me just get you attached back on to the sleigh… (Grabs Shikamaru by the stomach)
Shikamaru: LET ME GO OLD TROUBLESOME MAN!
Santa: here we are… (Attaches Shikamaru onto the sleigh…)
Shikamaru: (tugging at the collar) HEY! TAKE THIS THING OFF OF ME!!!
Santa: now… FLY EVERYONE!!!!
Shikamaru: WOAH!!!!
Santa: huh, that's odd… I can't see a thing…
Shikamaru: WHAT!!! AH! LOOK OUT WE'RE ABOUT TO CRASH!!!!
Santa: (pulls reins to the left) WOAH!
Shikamaru: SANTA, DO YOU WEAR GLASSES?!
Santa: yes, OH THAT'S WHY I CAN'T SEE!!!
Shikamaru: and that's why you thought I was Rudolf…
Santa: YOUR NOT RUDOLF?!
Shikamaru: NO!!! AND YOUR GLASSES ARE ON YOUR FOREHEAD!
Santa: OHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Shikamaru: YESSSSSSSSSSS!!! Idiot…
Santa: (pulls glasses over eyes) oh, your Shikamaru Nara correct?
Shikamaru: da…
Santa: o.k. let me just land the sleigh…
(After landing the sleigh on Shikamaru's houses roof…)
Santa: sorry kid…
Shikamaru: (shaking) i-t's o-o-k-k…
Santa: oh, I almost forgot, merry Christmas (Hands Shikamaru a present)
Shikamaru: oh, it's my hyper pills and…REINDEER COUSTUME REMOVING OINTMENT?!?!?!
Santa: yeah…I think you need it…
(the next day)
Ino: hey Shik- GOD YOU LOOK AWFUL!!!
Choji: yeah, what happened last night man?
Shikamaru: D-don't a-ask…
Ino/Choji:?????????????????????
And that's the story of Ino's reindeer costume… (poor Shikamaru…)