A Naruto Hanukkah
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto…
Gaara: but I own gelt…GELT!!!!
Me: Gaara, your obsession with chocolate goes far beyond comprehension…
Note: this chapter contains Shikatema and minor Kibahina! (Sorry people, I love those couples…)
(The sand village mansion 6:00 p.m. the first night of Hannukah…)
Temari: GUYS!!! WE GOT TO START THE PARTY!!!
Kankuro: did you invite Sasuke?
Temari: WHY WOULD I INVITE EMO COCKOTOO!!!
Kankuro: good…
Gaara: WHERES MY GELT!!!!
Temari: you know the rules Gaara, no gelt for you
Gaara: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DI NG DONG!!!
Temari: oh, some of the guests must have arrived… (Opens door to see no other then…)Shikamaru?
Shikamaru: hey Temari! (Temari and Shikamaru start making out)
Kankuro/Gaara: TEMARI'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!!!!
Temari :( throws pillow at brothers then walks upstairs into her bedroom STILL making out with Shikamaru)
Gaara: while Temari's gone… (Try's to steal gelt but is stopped by Kankuro)HEEEY!!!!
Kankuro: no Gaara, remember what happened last year…
Gaara: last year…
(Gaara's flashback)
Gaara: I'm Gaara, of the sand… (Gaara goes through his whole chunin exam experience)
(End of flashback)
Kankuro: AND THEN WE HAD TO DEAL WITH YOU BEING EMO FOR THE WHOLE CHUNIN EXAM!!!!
Gaara: whoops, sowwy (halo appears over Gaara's head)
Kankuro: you're still not getting any gelt…
Gaara: Damn it…
DING DONG!!!
Kankuro: that must be some other guests…
Sakura/Naruto: hey, whats up!
Kankuro: nothing much…come in!
Sakura: why didn't you invite Sasuke-kun?
Gaara/Kankuro/Naruto: 'CAUSE SASUKE'S AN EMO COCKOTOO!!!!
Sakura: well, I guess that's true…
DING DONG!!!
Gaara: YAY! MORE GEUSTS!!!
Kiba/Hinata: hi!
Kankuro: where's Shino?
Kiba: oh, he caught the emo disease from Sasuke…so he needs to be in a mental ward for a few days…
Naruto: creepy…
DING DONG!!!
Kankuro: That must be the last guests…
Neji/Tenten: HEY!!!
Hinata: you didn't invite Lee?
Gaara: nope, Lee's too weird…
(Temari and Shikamaru come downstairs…)
Temari: is everyone here?
Kankuro/Gaara: YEP!
Termari: ok then let's sit down and…
Naruto: PARTY!!! (Music starts playing and everyone starts dancing)
Temari: guys…oh guys…GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!(Music stops)
Kankuro: what is it NOW!
Temari: what do you mean NOW?! I've only been in HALF of this fic! Anyway, this is NOT a dance party!
Shikamaru: (mumbles) troublesome woman…
Temari: WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME SHIKA!!! (Starts clenching fists)
Shikamaru: nothing…
Temari: good… anyway everybody SIT DOWN!!!
Everyone: (sighs) fine…
(After everyone is seated…)
(Naruto is grossing out Sakura by showing them his booger, Tenten is flirting with Neji, Kiba is telling jokes that are VERY lame but of course, Hinata laughs anyway, Gaara and Kankuro are fighting over who's going to light the candles, and Temari looks like she's going to explode…)
Temari: we should have NEVER invited Naruto!
Shikamaru: Naruto wrecks all the party's he goes to…
Neji: (To himself) mental note: Tenten run over by a car, 3:00 p.m. December 5th…
Kiba: why did the chicken cross the road?
Hinata: I don't know, why Kiba-kun?
Kiba: (snicker) to get to the other side!
Kiba/Hinata: (start breaking out laughing)
Sakura: NARUTO!!! STOP! I DON'T WANT TO SEE YOUR BOOGER!!!
Naruto: TOO BAD!!! (Sticks booger on Sakura's shirt)
Sakura: (looking scary) Naruto…
Naruto: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sakura: (starts beating up Naruto…)
Temari: EVRYONE SHUT UP!!! (Everyone's quiet) Thank you… now since my idiot brothers can't stop fighting over who's going to light the candles…
Gaara/Kankuro: HEY!!
Temari: I'M gong to light the candles… (Starts lighting candles and her and her brothers start saying the prayers…)
(After lighting the candles…)
Gaara: can we open presents now?
Temari: (sighs) O.k.…
Gaara: YAY!!
(After opening the presents…)
Gaara: Naruto got me Ramen, Kiba got me a bone, Sakura got me a card…(Cheapskate…), Tenten got me some Kunai, Neji got me $10, Temari got me a new outfit, Kankuro got me $50, but my favorite gift is what Hinata got me…GELT!!!
Temari: uh-oh…
Kankuro: RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
Gaara: feeling…feeling…EMO!!! SAND COFFIN!!!\
Everyone except Gaara: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Me: and that's the story of the Sand villages Hanukkah party