A Naruto Christmas
Me: I don't own Naruto…
Orochimaru: but I do own Sasuke…
Me: where is he?
Orochimaru: tied up in my closet!
Me: WTF?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama, why do we have to buy a Christmas tree?
Orochimaru: WHY?! IT'S CHRISTMAS!!!! AREN'T YOU RELIGIOUS?!
Kabuto: (tears in eyes) OROCHIMARU-SAMA! YOU KNOW I'M JEWISH!!!
Orochimaru: you are?
Kabuto: I'VE BEEN YOUR BOYFRIEND FOR YEARS! HOW CAN YOU NOT KNOW THAT!!(Starts breaking out crying)
Orochimaru: oh don't cry Kabuto-kun! I'll buy a menorah too!
Kabuto: really?
Orochimaru: I promise!
Kabuto: OH THANK YOU OROCHIMARU-SAMA!
Orochimaru: your welcome (to himself) thank god he hasn't figured out I'm cheating on him with Sasuke-kun!
Kabuto: Here we are! Al's Christmas tree's!
Al: MICHAL JACKSON?!?!
Orochimaru: no, it's the Easter bunny…
Al: OH! IN THAT CASE WHERE'S MY CHOCOLATE EGG?!?!?!
Orochimaru: NO!!! IT IS ME, OROCHIMARU!!!
Al: oh, MAN, YOU LOOK LIKE MICHAL JACKSON!
Orochimaru: Michal Jackson is my father…
Al: um…anyway…WHAT TREE DO YOU WANT?! We have big trees, little trees, fat trees, skinny trees, mentally retarted trees…
Orochimaru: Do you have any tree's that shoot missiles?
Al: oh, sorry! The Akatsuki bought the last tree that shoots Missiles…
Orochimaru: DAMN YOU AKATSUKI!!! Fine, I guess we'll just take the tree that shoots bullets…
Al: will that be cash or credit?
Orochimaru: Credit, IF I CAN FIND MY DAMN CREDIT CARD!!!(Rummaging through bag)
Kabuto: CALM DOWN OROCHIMARU-SAMA! I putt your credit card in my purse…
Orochimaru: WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THAT BEFORE?!?!
Kabuto: (Tears in eyes) I-I'm sorry Orochimaru-sama…
Orochimaru: oh, don't cry Kabuto-kun! I'm sorry I yelled at you!
Kabuto: It's ok Orochimaru-sama
Orochimaru: ok then, here's the card Al! (Hands Al his "credit card of evil") oh and also do you have a Menorah?
Al: oh, sorry! I don't! But Wal-mart's just around the corner and they do!
Orochimaru: Damn, I have to walk more…
(Walking out of Wal-Mart)
Orochimaru: ALWAYS LOW PRICES MY ASS!!! THEY CHARGED ME $40 FOR A PLASTIC MENORAH!!!
Kabuto: Orochimaru-sama, did you take your pills this morning?
Orochimaru: uh…maybe?
Me: and that's the story of Orochimaru's Christmas tree…