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Uchiha Madness
Chapter 4: I have an Uncle?

"So you are my uncle, and you left Leaf after finding out our clan was obliterated, and after 8 years have come back to settle down…" said Sasuke as he laid his head on the kitchen table trying to get everything in.

"That's the Gist of it," said Houka as he took a sip of some coffee, "Your father and I were Brothers but I actually got disowned by the family for being 'unfit to be an Uchiha,' plus we never were on good terms, so he probably never mentioned me." Houka had taken off his cloak and now wore beige pants and a white t-shirt; his headband was replaced with a normal eye patch.

"Um how would that be?" asked Sasuke, how could an Uchiha be disowned, it didn't make since to him at all.

"I lost my eye in a battle, that is how I was disowned," said Houka as he put down his coffee, "The clan believed that loosing an eye was like loosing a live, since the Sharigan is supposed to give us added reflexes and illusionary abilities, so it should be impossible to loose an eye in theory, but then a certain man would have never reach his goals, and a certain boy wouldn't exist, if I had actually made that theory a fact."

"Who were they?" asked Sasuke confused, was it his father that Houka was talking of, or was Houka talking about someone else, and he felt like he needed to know.

"Hm, out of coffee," said Houka as he got up and filled another cup of coffee, "we have to get to bed, we both have a big day tomorrow, g'night!" Houka walked out of the Kitchen down the hall and into the room that he had deemed his.

HE COMPELETLY AVOIDED THE QUESTION!Sasuke's mouth now fell a gaped for the second time that day.

The next morning, Sasuke had been woken up by a bucket of ice-cold water, eaten an actual breakfast and was now being walked to his team's meeting spot by Houka.

"My sensei won't be their this early, you know that don't you?" asked Sasuke as he walked with his hands in his pockets, trying to act cool.

"If I didn't know Kakashi, yeah," said Houka in response, "I just want to talk to your teammates is all."

"Hn…" Sasuke grunted as he continued to walk next to his Uncle. He could ditch the man, but seeing as Houka was of the Jounin rank, it was unlikely that he would be able to actually give the man the slip.

So five minutes and they arrived at the bridge to find Sakura and Naruto bickering over something, and Sasuke rolled his eyes and grunted the usual, "Hn,"

Which got Sakura's attention, "Sasuke-kun!" Which was followed by the usual "Sasuke-teme" coming from the blonde.

Sakura came up to the two Uchihas and stopped in front of Sasuke and looked at the man next to him, "um, Sasuke-kun, who is…"

"The old geezer!" yelled Naruto, which was followed by a flick to the forehead sending the blonde genin flying 10 feet away.

"Don't call me old, I'm 20," said Houka with a vein popping out of his forehead.

"Ow, you're as strong as Ba-chan," whimpered Naruto as he rubbed his head and sat up.

"Naruto that's not how you are supposed to talk to you're elders," said the lazy and amazing Hatake Kakashi.

"Well, well, you're up early Kakashi," said Houka as he faced Kakashi and a twinkle in his eye appeared in his eye, "so what do you think of the Latest Icha Icha paradise?"

"That is my Uncle," said Sasuke in response to Sakura and Naruto's faces.

Whatcha think? R&R