A Naruto Christmas
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto
Zetsu: But I do own my wife…THE CHRISTMAS TREE!!!!
Me: WWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWW YOU MARRIED A CHRISTMAS TREE?!?!?!?!?!
Zetsu: YEP!!! AND WE HAD 2 KIDS!!!!
Me: (Faints from shock)
Leader: ALRIGT EVERYONE GET DOWN HERE!!!!
Kisame: AWWWWW!!! But I was talking to brother! (Talking to fish tank) AND THEN MOM GOT ME SOME FRESH FISH FOOD!!! HA!!! I TOLD YOU SHE LIKES ME BETTER!!!
Itachi: (Feeling against wall for door and goes into Deidara's room while he's changing) Kisame can you help me downstairs?
Deidara: WTF?!?!?! GET OUT OF MY FUCKIEN ROOM!!!!!
Itachi: KISAME!!! FOR YELLING AT ME YOUEWEILL PAY!!! MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!!!! (Does Sharingan at wall) HAHA!!!! HOW DO YOU LIKE THE TORTURE KISAME!!!
Deidara: WTF?!?!?!?!
Tobi: Tobi will come down because Tobi is a good boy!
Leader: NO TOBI!!!! YOU'RE A BAD BOY!!!!
Tobi: OH DON'T WORRY LEADER!!! I'M A GOOD BOY!!!!
Leader: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hidan: I'll only come down if you got me a cool weapon
Leader: UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…
Hidan: I thought so…
Kakuzu: Will you give me 100$ if I come down?
Leader: NO!!!!!
Kakuzu: FINE!!!! THEN I'LL KEEP BUYING MONEY OFF EBAY!!!!
Konan: Leader…
Leader: OH KONAN!!! CAN YOU GET EVERYONE DOWNSTAIRS PLEASE?!?!?!
Konan: Of course… (Walks upstairs)
All: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! IT'S KONAN!!!!
(5 minutes later…)
Konan: (Walks downstairs with everyone who are severely injured) Here leader I got everyone downstairs (Drops everyone on the floor)
Leader: WHAT HAPPENED?!?! Oh never mind! Just get into your seats everyone so we can say grace AND EAT ALREADY!!!!!
(After everyone's in their seats…)
Hidan: Oh Jashin-sama, we pray to you for this meal of death on which you have bestowed upon us. And for all the deaths you have committed we thank you. Whenever you can, please bestow more deaths coughKONANcough. Thank you.
(All start eating)
Zetsu: (looking at the Christmas tree and thinking) don't worry honey! I'll save you soon!
Sasori: CAN I GO BACK ON THE COMPUTER NOW?!?! I'm still fighting with Kankuro online about who's the better puppet master!!!!
Leader: NO!!!!
Sasori: Damn it…
Tobi: TOBI IS SUCH A GOOD BOY THAT TOBI WILL EAT HIS WHOLE MEAL!!!! (Starts eating so crazy, that all of his food gets on Deidara) Oops, SORRY SEMPAI!!! (Smiles)
Deidara: TOBI!!!! (Starts beating up Tobi)
Kakuzu: HOW MUCH MONEY DID THIS MEAL COST?!?!?!
Leader: 200$
Kakuzu: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! (Explodes)
All: WWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWW…
Kisame: MAN THEIR'S NNOTHING GOOD ON!!!! (Turns on Naruto in the middle of the big Naruto and Sasuke fight)
TV Naruto: SASUKE!!!!
Itachi: SASUKE!!! WHERE!!! (Looks at turkey) DAMN IT SASUKE!!! YOU WILL NEVER WIN BECAUSE YOU LACK HATRAD!!! MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!!!! (Does Sharingan at turkey…)
Leader: I HAVE THE MOST RETARDED ORGANIZATION EVER!!!!!
Me: And that's the story of the Akatsuki's Christmas…NOW FOR SOME CAROLING!!!
All: OH JINGLE BELLS!!! GAARA SMELLS!! SHINO LAYED AN EGG!!!!THE OROCHIMARU-MOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND KABUTO DOES BALLET!!! HEY!!! JINGLE BELLS!!!GAARA SMELLS!!! SHINO LAYED AN EGG!!! THE OROCHIMARU-MOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND KABUTO DOES BALLET!!!
Naruto: DASHING THROUGH THE STREETS!!!!
Shikamaru: IN THE SHIPPUDEN SEIRIES!!!
Kiba: HEY ISN'T THAT SAI!!!
Tenten: I THINK HE'S REALLY GAY!!!
Sai: HEY!!!
Ino: THERE'S THAT HORRID BITCH!!!
Sasuke: HER NAME IS SAKURA!!!
All except Sakura: OH SHIT WE BETTER RUN BEFORE SHE RUINS THE WHOLE SHOW!!!!!
Sakura: HEY!!!
All: OH JINGLE BELLS!!! GAARA SMELLS!! SHINO LAYED AN EGG!!!!THE OROCHIMARU-MOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND KABUTO DOES BALLET!!! HEY!!! JINGLE BELLS!!!GAARA SMELLS!!! SHINO LAYED AN EGG!!! THE OROCHIMARU-MOBILE LOST A WHEEL AND KABUTO DOES BALLET!!! HEY HEY!!!
Me: FROM EVERONE HERE AT A NARUTO CHRISTMAS!!!
Kankuro: WE WISH YOU-
Lee: A VERY YOUTHFUL CHRISTMAS
All: AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!