Please, if you have some spare time, please read and review "Ma Proie"! Please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please… I've spent so much time on it…

My hikari and I are going shopping! Shopping is an enlightening experience that strengthens your body and soul! A lot like yoga, except you get to push people over who have overstuffed shopping carts!

OO Why is the Pharaoh here? What? He's shopping with us! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THIS!

Oh. We're shopping for Yugi's birthday party. SUPER! Off to the tinker-toy section, then.

…What? Why are you looking at me like that, Pharaoh? Why are you laughing, Ryou?

Oh. I get it. Yugi doesn't play with those anymore. Well then, let's just buy him a Barbie doll and move on with our lives.

…What!

The Pharaoh is asking a question about Bob. Yes, that's you, Bob. Don't worry Bob, he can't keep you away from me!

…The Pharaoh is saying something about "counseling?" Why is Ryou suggested medicinal needles?

I fear for my life.

…Oh, wait, I'm a spirit. I can't die. A-HAH!

…My pride can be severely wounded though.

Ow. ;;

Ryou is chuckling because I am crying. Wait a minute, no, I'm not crying! I'M NOT CRYING, DARN IT! What's the Pharaoh? You can see what! YOU CAN NOT SEE TEARS, YOU FAKER!

FAKEEEEEEEEER!

So, we've got to decide on what to get the little runt. And fast. Yami (that's what everyone who isn't cool calls the Pharaoh; note, the Pharaoh even calls himself Yami) suggests that they get him some sort of game, but Ryou thinks that Yugi already has too many games.

I suggested a Speedo.

…

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…What? Why are they all staring at me like that? Even that lady over there, whom I don't even know! YEAH! I SEE YOU! GET AWAY FROM ME, YOU FREAK!

I am baring my fangs menacingly, to ward off my enemies! I AM NOT A VAMPIRE! Stop saying that, PHARAOH!

Gah… They're all stupid. This is pointless. I say we get him a Britney Spears CD and then get the heck out of here.

How do I know who Britney Spears is, hikari? Because I watch the Internet, that's how. Silly hikari.

Why is everyone staring at me confusedly like that! Grr! STOP IT!

…What's this? The Pharaoh is agreeing with me! FOR REAL? (I saw somebody say that on TV, it sounded cool.)

The Pharaoh thinks that we should buy Yugi a CD. But not Britney Spears.

Jessica Simpson? my hikari suggests, smiling. Why does he smile? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Yami, I mean, the Pharaoh (I call him that 'cuz I am cool) suggests somebody called "Smashing Pumpkins".

THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN!

…

Ryou, why are you telling me to put my hammer away?

Why is everyone so mean to me today? ;-;

So anyway, we head off towards the CD section. Except we kind of get lost. But, being three guys, we are above asking for directions. So I steal a large map of the mall instead. Except I didn't really steal it, I just stood next to it and laughed manically as if I had stolen it, while Ryou and Yami consulted it with serious-looking faces.

Ryou tells me to shut up. Why does he have to be such a puler?

So, we figure out where we are supposed to go. We get to go on an ESCALATOR. It is this cool staircase that moves when you stand on it, and when you don't. Like an inferior magic carpet.

Ha ha ha! Yami's—er—the PHARAOH'S pants got stuck in the escalator! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ryou, exasperated, jerked on Yami's—the Pharaoh's—arm and it freed him. ;-; Awwwww. But the best part is, his pants ripped! Now one of his pants legs only goes down to just below his knee! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Ryou quickly goes to buy some scissors. I laugh at the Pharaoh. It is so much fun, Bob! LAUGH WITH ME, BOB! MUA HA HAH HA HAH AHAH HA HAAA!

Ryou comes back and he cuts Yami's pants up. Now the Pharaoh is wearing capris. …Ew. He needs to shave.

OFF TO THE CD STORE!

When I get five reviews, I'll update it.

Please, if you have some spare time, please read and review "Ma Proie"! Please oh please oh please oh please oh please oh please… I've spent so much time on it…