A/N: This was a lovely and funny theme given to me by my friend Kirihana. She loves crack and ShinoKiba as much as I do and let me take over this prompt for her. Oh, and Van, I'm currently working on the GaiSaku drabble. It is, indeed, a challenge.
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"Hey Shino! Hey Shino!" Kiba called as he ran towards the strolling Aburame.
"Hn." Shino grunted, stopping to turn and face his annoying team mate. "What is it Kiba?"
Kiba took a second to catch his breath, "I gotta question for ya!"
Shino sighed, rolling his eyes behind his sunglasses. Knowing Kiba, the question would be about something idiotic or covering embarrassing topic, like the time he inquired where babies came from. That was a… fun topic for the serious bug nin to explain to the immature Inuzuka. Fornicate was Kiba's favorite word for nearly two weeks after the horrendous discussion.
"What is it?" Even if the question was stupid, Shino knew better than to ignore Kiba. Doing such a heinous thing would lead to ceaseless annoyance.
"Did you leave yer boxers at my house? Cause I found a pair of boxers in my bed and they ain't mine." Kiba announced loudly, gaining the stare of several villagers. One day, Shino was going to teach Kiba the importance of keeping personal matters quiet, even if he had to beat it into him.
"No, Kiba. They aren't mine."
"You sure?"
"Yes I am." Shino replied, pushing his sunglasses up the bridge of his nose. "There are two good reasons why they can't be mine. First, I've never taken off any clothing at your house. And two, I don't wear boxers."
Kiba took a second to process this information before a wide, mischievous grin spread across his face. He threw his arm around his companion, "So you go commando? Shino.. How surprisingly naughty of you!"
Shino shook his head in disgust and disbelief at his teammate's sheer stupidity.
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A/N: On a side note: the boxers in Kiba's bed belong to Kankuro. Don't ask.