A/N: I promise I'm working on that GaiSaku drabble, but it's hard for me to get it written. In the meantime, here is another entertaining idea from kirihana. She used the same concept for a Gundam Wing fic, N is for Names, but we thought it would make a fun Naruto CRACK! Drabble. Enjoy.
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"Kakashi-sensei!" Team 7 had just started their mid-training break when Naruto started poking Kakashi. "Kakashi-sensei!"
Kakashi rolled his eyes and gently set aside his newest Icha Icha novel. He was hoping for a nice quiet break, but that never seemed to happen with Naruto around. "Yes, Naruto?"
"Well, I was just thinking-"
"You think?!" Sakura interrupted and Naruto stuck his tongue out at her.
"Anyway, I was just wondering what ya have to do to become a member of ANBU." Naruto finished, leaning in closer to the jounin, his eyes wide as saucers.
Either they no longer taught this at the academy or Naruto just never paid attention. Kakashi was betting it was the second option. With a sigh, he said sarcastically, "It's simple, Naruto. You just have to kill your own name."
"Really?!" Naruto exclaimed. He seemed happy with this answer for a minute before he thought it over. "But… wait… how do you have a name then? You were in ANBU, right?"
"Yes, Naruto. I was." Kakashi stated, not believing how gullible his pupil was. "But your name is revived whenever you quit ANBU."
"Ohhhhhhhh! …Wait… how do you go about killing your name?"
"If you think about it, it just comes to you. I'm sure you'll figure it out someday. I bet Sasuke already has… if that's his name anymore…"
Naruto growled and jumped back, pointing somewhat accusingly at Kakashi. "I'M GONNA KILL MY NAME BEFORE SASUKE DOES-TTEBAYO!"
With that, Naruto disappeared into the trees, looking for a place to contemplate the murder. Kakashi smiled beneath his mask and picked up his book once again.
"So how long before he figures it out?" Sakura asked, sharpening her kunai.
"I don't know. But at least we'll have a couple days of quiet."