A/N: This is just a silly drabble to explain what the hell me and Kirihana are talking about when we are referring to Sasukitty. I FINALLY CAUGHT MY MALE SKITTY! YAY! I HAS SASUKITTY NOW!
"Nyao!"
Sasuke blinked and stared at the little black ball of fuzz that stared back up at mhim with it's large, eerie red eyes. It meowed again.
"IT'S A KITTY!" Naruto exclaimed happily, pointing wildly at the kitten.
"Thank you Captain Obvious." Sakura stated.
Sasuke continued his staring contest with the furry beast.
"You're a pretty kitty!" Naruto bent down and petted the kitten gleefully. It closed it's eyes and began purring, causing Naruto to practically joygasm. "HE LIKES ME!"
"How do you know it's a boy?" Sakura asked.
"I just do!" Naruto picked it up and held it out to Sakura, "See? A boy!" He then held the kitten out to Sasuke, "You wanna pet the kitty?"
Sasuke glared at the thing and, at least in Sasuke vision, the tiny fiend glared back at him. "I don't like cats."
"What?! How can you not like cats?" Sakura asked as she scratched the kitten behind its ears.
"Cats are evil, conniving little bastards. Like my brother."
"No they aren't!" Naruto declared, hugging the kitten close to his chest. Naruto giggled as he felt it purr and kissed its head lightly. "You're not like Itachi, are you?"
POOF
"Sorry I'm late." Kakashi appeared in front of his squad. He glanced at kitten being snuggled by Naruto, "What's with the cat?"
"We found him here on the training grounds, Kakashi-sensei." Sakura explained.
"His name is Sasukitty!" Naruto exclaimed. Sasuke's expression quickly changed from irritated to pissed.
"Why the HELL are you naming that… that THING after me?!"
Naruto laughed, "'Cause he kinda looks like you!"
"NARUTOOOOOOO!"
Sakura sighed as she watched Sasuke chase Naruto around, shouting various death threats. Naruto kept a tight grip on the kitten as he began to flee the training grounds, heading towards the village. Kakashi watched the spectacle for a few seconds before opening his newest book and reading it happily.
"I'M GONNA KILL YOU!"
"C'mon Sasukitty! Let's go get some ramen!"