Hello and welcome to the new chapter of Avatar: High School. I would like to take a moment and that everyone who reads this silly story and thinks it's good. You all make my life worth living. Now without further ado Avatar: High School.
Avatar H.S Chapter 14
Beaches and Boys…YUCK!
The beach was fantastic that afternoon. Most of the people were at work or home so it was empty. The sun was up so the water was fairly lukewarm.
"Now aren't you glad you came Katara?" Aang asked with a smile as they build a sand castle. The blue eyed girl smiled and nodded. "I am glad it's nice to spend time together."
The couple smiled at each other and blushed deeply as they looked at each other. Toph let out gagging sounds in the couple's direction.
Katara frowned and threw a shell at Toph. "I don't see what's so funny?"
Miya, who was arm wrestling Zuko, broke in. "You and Aang, Kataanging around, is nauseating."
Aang looked at Miya a bit confused. "Kataanging?"
"It's a combination of you and Katara's names. It's what we call a couple who act like a pair of cutesy, nervous virgins."
"Which fits you both quite nicely," Toph said playing with the sand in between her toes.
Katara frowned and gave a huff. She pulled Aang up by the arm. "Come on Aang lets go with Yue and Sokka."
Yue and Sokka were currently, as Toph called it, swapping spit once again.
Miya laughed as she slammed Zuko's arm into the sand. "Ha! I win…again!"
Zuko glared at Miya. "I swear you are a man somewhere…"
"Well then I guess that makes you the woman sweetie."
Zuko gave huff and walked away from his now giggling girlfriend. As he headed for the water he pulled Aang and Sokka away from there respective girlfriends.
Yue groaned and threw sand at Miya as she came to sit next to the group. "Stop emasculating the poor guy."
"I am not emasculating him," she groaned raising her hands defensively. "I was just having a little fun. Besides, he started it by calling me a man."
"Well you are a bit of a brute sometimes Miya," Toph said picking the sand from her toes.
"Ha, your one to talk Little Miss No-Boobs, your testosterone level is more than Coach Zhao's," Miya struck back, smirking as Toph blushed.
"Oh shut your blow hole!" Toph yelled and flung sand at Miya.
"Eww…that was from your toes!"
Katara groaned as she started flipping threw her SATS prep book. "Guys can you please quiet down, I'm trying to get some reading done."
Toph frowned. "Katara we are freshmen. The SATS are three years away. Close the book."
"Well it never hurts to be prepared," Yue started. "After all you will be taking the PSATS in…"
"Yue, stop defending her nerdy ness, it's not healthy," Miya said tapping her feet in the sand. "After all for all her fervor about it now come SATS time she'll freeze up anyway."
"MIYA!" Katara yelled.
"Hey, I'm just being honest, besides those tests are just another way for the monarchy to keep us down."
Yue rolled her eyes and slid back into the sand, looking up into the October sky. "Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to hang out with you guys."
"Pfft," Toph snorted. "Who else are you gonna hang out with? One of your Gossip Girl rejects friends?"
"My friends are not Gossip Girl rejects!"
"Oh really?" Katara joined in. "Nicky follows you around like a love-sick puppy whenever she has the chance. I'm surprised she doesn't dress like you."
"That'll be the first step, dressing like you. The next step will be getting your boyfriend."
"Then getting all your friends," Toph continued.
"And then…"
"Okay! Okay! I get it, shut up!" Yue groaned while laughing. "I hate you three so much."
0o0o0o0
"Am I too soft?" Zuko asked Aang.
"Well what do mean? Like do you punch like a girl or something?"
"Kinda. I mean Miya, she can kick my ass. That scares me because I already have a bunch of women who can my ass, but they're related to me."
"Well." Sokka draped his arm around Zuko's shoulder. "Zuko my good man, you have to reinstate your authority as the dominant male. I understand that this can be hard, for my girlfriend and sister can both kick my ass."
"Maybe you just shouldn't do boy-ish stuff with her. Why don't you two just go to the park and play on the swings?" Aang suggested.
Zuko sighed. "I tried that once…and slid off the swings."
Aang and Sokka exchanged looks before breaking into cries of laughter. Sokka clutched his stomach as he rolled on the ground. "Oh…oh sweet Tui that's funny."
"Where did you land?" Aang asked early through tears.
"It DOESN'T MATTER!" Zuko yelled. "The point is how is she gonna respect me if she keeps beating me at everything?"
"Why do I need to respect you?"
Zuko let out a yelp and fell onto his butt, he looked up to see Miya standing there with a cocked eyebrow.
"Mi-Mi-Miya…" He stuttered.
"Well no wonder she doesn't respect him," Sokka whispered to Aang.
Miya smiled and knelt down to pet Zuko's head. "My poor little Zu-Zu, so cute and yet so stupid," Miya's smiled faded. "Grow up!"
She pushed his head back hard, making him fall into the sand. "Come on ladies we're leaving!" she called out.
"Already? But it's only been…"
"Katara were not the one who wanted to study in the first place?"
"Yeah, but…"
"Well then your bag and let's go! The bus is coming in five minutes and it's getting cold. If you wanna be gull food that's fine, but I'm out!" Miya grabbed her stuff and trotted out of the sand and onto the road.
Toph let out a load groan as she put on her half sand filled sneakers. "Why is it that when boyfriends do dome crap, it's the girlfriends who have to deal with the aftermath?"
"'Cause the boys are smart, they leave," Katara mumbled as she put on her jacket. She gave Aang a quick peck on the lips before following the other Skirtless members into the road.
"Sorry for that, especially you Toph. I know how much you love the sensation of sand in your toes," Miya apologized.
"Its okay, Zuko was being a total arse anyway."
"It's not even him. It's all the crap I'll have to deal with when I go to see Kai. She'll be home and the bras will fly," Miya sighed. "Anyway enough about me how are things with you Katara? Is the Wicked Witch of the Ghetto still ok your case?"
Katara scowled. "Kali is more than a witch, but for sake of class we shall stick with that." A sigh escaped her lips as the four girls reached the bus stop. "My father came back from service. She greeted him for several hours."
"TMI, sweetie," Yue gagged.
"What does your father see in that piece of plastic?" Toph asked with a scowl.
"He sees what all men see, the 34 DD breasts."
"That'll do it," Miya snorted as the bus rolled up in front of them. "Home again…"
"Home again…"
"La-Dee…"
"Da."
The Skirtless swiped their metro cards and headed to the empty back of the bus. Toph sighed as she plopped on the seat. "Why are boys so insecure about their masculinity? I rarely hear about girls having any of those problems?"
Katara snorted. "Oh, we do. We just don't make a big deal about it like guys do."
"Plus, men have to always act tough. Which only makes it harder on them," Yue stated as she took a brush out and fixed her hair.
"What do you mean?" Toph asked.
"Okay, like, you know how I can go to Katara as say she looks hot in an outfit?" Toph nodded. "Well guys don't do that. If they call a guy hot and don't say "no homo" before or after that statement…it can be a problem."
"But…that's stupid."
"Hence, why it's a boy thing."
Miya sat in the middle tuning into a radio station on her portable radio. She let out a groan as she heard Crank That start to play.
"I don't see how anyone can call this crud music?" Miya complained changing the station.
"I don't get what the lyrics are supposed to mean?" Katara asked.
"Katara I can see no deeper meaning to Superman that Hoe…"
Toph rolled her eyes. "I swear the English language is being slaughtered."
"Tell me about it," Yue stepped in. "I feel like punching someone every time I hear the "word" lightskineded."
"Its ridiculous…that and the way boys wear their pants," Katara stated.
"That crap is annoying, especially when they have no butt to show off anyway."
"Men…why do we even put up with them? What's so great about the lot of them?"
The girls nodded in agreement as the bus pulled up to a stop. As they peered out the window the different colored sets of irises saw a very large Fruit of the Loom briefs billboard, complete with gorgeous male models in said briefs.
"That's why…"
0o0o0o0
Suki, Song and Meng were gathered together at Meng's house. The room was decorated with wallpaper of Aang and other random movie star hotties.
Suki rolled her eyes and whispered to her sister, "Can you say groupie?"
"Can you say ally? Despite her," Song looked around struggling to find the right words, "enthusiasm Meng is a strong ally and a loyal friend. We need her."
Song cleared her throat and raised her voice for all three girls to hear. "Okay ladies tomorrow at 8:10 Jin is going to arrive at out school. Our mission Operation: Bring Down will begin with getting Jin, Miya, Mai and Zuko at the same place at the same time."
Meng took a bite out of a cookie and tilted her head. "Mai? Why Mai?"
Song sighed. "Because we want to bring down the Skirtless and the Populars; Mai and Miya are both after Zuko. Therefore, its killing two birds with one stone."
"Oh…but what about Aang?"
"Don't worry you'll get your bald headed lover boy A.S.A.P, but we have to do this gracefully or else it'll fall apart. Let's not forget Azula is our enemy and she can smell a lie from miles away."
"Well what about Jin? How do we know she still doesn't love Zuko?"
"Pfft, if those feelings didn't die along with her son then she's a fool," Suki stated standing up. "The only thing we have to worry about getting Jin and the Love Triangle in the same room together."
Song nodded. "Don't worry I'll make that happen. But ladies I'm warning you guys, watch your step. Mess this up and your asses are mine."
0o0o0o0
Aang let out a happy sigh as he entered his house. "I'm home Uncle Gyatso!" He yelled as he headed for the fridge.
The old man came in from the living room. "Good evening Aang. I have some good news. Look who has come to visit."
Aang peaked out from behind the fridge door and suddenly his face lit up with a huge smile. "TEO!"
TO BE CONTINUED…