Hii 5th chapter ((: enjoy! I didn't reach my goal in reviews but that's alright! ((: as long as people are reading it! ((: I'm really optimistic! (((:
OK WELL I DON'T OWN NARUTO AND THAT'S THE PART MY OPTIMISTIC-NESS VAINISHES!
((: jokes!...but really I don't own it!
Talking
Thoughts
Inner
Flashback
Emphasis
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Sakura stood completely still waiting.
Waiting...
Waiting...
"BAH! WAITING IS BORING! I NEED SOMETHING TO DO!" she shrieked grabbing the collar of a sophomore walking by. The sophomore's eyes widened and the look on his face said 'crazy senior is scaring me...'
She let him go and let out a large huff crossing her arms tapping her foot lightly.
Lightly...
LIGHTLY...
Wait. Nope. Stomping...
Stomping...
Tiny little craters...
"NARUTO-CHAN HURRY UP! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?! WHAT I ASKED ISN'T THAT HARD!!"
Sakura yanked Naruto's closer and she whispered her plan in his ear "Ok so get a girl, any girl. Wait even better choose a slutty-ass one. I don't like those ones. I don't care what happens to them! I hope they..."
"The point Sakura-chan?"
"I need you!" she poked his chest "OUCH!" he rubbed his chest with the palm of his hand "to one, not be a baby and TWO AND WAY MORE IMPORTANT!" she paused for dramatic effect "FUCK A CHICK SENSELESS AND STEAL HER CLOTHES FOR ME!"
Naruto's jaw dropped and Sakura scratched the back of her head "ok...I guess that's a little extreme..."
"A little?! A FUCKING LITTLE ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!"
"But I NEED dry clothes!" she whined stamping her left foot childishly.
"You want mine?!"
"HECKLE NO! Yours are sweaty and GROSS!" she pouted cutely "please?" she hugged him.
Naruto grumbled something along the lines of "I AM NOT FUCKING A WHORE SO YOU HAVE DRY CLOTHES!!" and Sakura sighed.
"Since I love you so, so, SO goddamn much I GUESS I could bend the rules a TINY but for you."
"And that means?"
"Juststealherclotheswhileyouseduceher!" She smiled innocently at him and blinked several times. (If you couldn't read then it said "just steal her clothes while you seduce her!")
Naruto groaned "fine Sakura-chan I don't know how you suck me into doing crap like this!"
Sakura pecked him "I love you too!" she grinned as he trudged off.
Sakura sighed and put her finger on her chin in thought was that really too much to ask?
No Duh!
Naruto sighed as the girl yanked him into the empty bedroom he gasped for air as she crushed her lips into his "lovingly"
More like horny-ly
She pushed him onto the bed and Naruto started worrying.
Ohmygod! I'm being RAPED!
Naruto smiled at the girl "hi!" he said back.
"Listen, I like you too and I'm ready, are you sure you wanna do this?"
Naruto looked at her quizzically "what are you talking about...?" he said slowly
"Oh pul-eez Naturo I know you've been staring at me and do you want it or not?" she demanded.
"My name isn't Natu..." she cut him off by grabbing him and pushing him into the nearest bedroom "I knew you wanted this too!"
Sakura totally owes me! When she was in the bathroom he grabbed her costume and searched her purse Bingo! He saw the doorknob turn and ran for the hills.
Sakura thanked Naruto a hundred times and she held the underwear in front of her...
Underwear?
"Hey Naruto, why'd you give me her underwear?" she demanded in disgust.
Naruto smirked "that's not her underwear..." his smirk grew as her eyes widened in disbelief "that is the skirt she was wearing."
"Shut up! This is too small for a house cat! No way!" she pleaded "You're joking!
He shook his head "too bad so sad! Wear it or stay wet!"
Sakura muttered something about how unfair life was and told Naruto to take her to the nearest bathroom.
Sasuke had been watching and his eyes widened at the skirt.
It was SHORT
It was HOT.
He smirked at his fantasies but he narrowed his eyes as every other guy invaded his perverted mind.
They'd all check her out.
And she was HIS. At least for the night. He didn't care about tomorrow...
Yeah, Uchiha Sasuke is a cruel bastard, just figured that out did you?
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Ino sighed and went in for another handful of food.
Mmmmm...food
"Hey, I need another drink!" Ino whipped her head around and narrowed her eyes at a guy who was leaning back "yeah Blondie, talking to you"
Her bright eyes narrowed more "well Mr. Pineapple I'm not your maid so get. It. Your. Fucking. Self!" she screamed
He winced "could've fooled me with that outfit" he pointed out the outfit with his empty wine glass. She glared at him "and what are you a pineapple?!" she snapped bad, bad, bad comeback! He smirked "I think you already made fun of my hair." She blushed red "well...you're lazy!" she snapped "can't even get your own drink!"
"Well growing up rich you really don't worry about that kind of stuff."
"Well growing up poor you have to worry about that kind of stuff" she said back. Stupid rich bastards...His eyes softened "you're poor?"
Ino regretted it. She hated it when people asked that "No!" she lied "My parents happen to own a FAMOUS company!"
Pineapple Head sighed another stuck up bitch "Which company?"
"Yamanaka's Flower Shop! It's a chain! There's hundreds around the world! She added at the end. Which was, in fact, a total lie.
"Yeah, nice" he didn't care about all these rich whores. He wanted someone real. Not some fake bitch.
And he walked off.
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Sakura walked out of the bathroom yanking the skirt down again.
"Sakura if you yank it again your ass crack will show!" he hissed in her ear.
She turned bright red "my ass'll show either way! LOOK AT THE DAMN SKIRT! IT'S ABOUT AS LONG AS MY FINGERNAIL!" she shrieked and Naruto covered his ears.
"LOOK AT MY FINGERNAIL! IS IT LONG? NO! IT'S NOT LONG! SO THE SKIRT IS SHORT! IS THE SKIRT SHORT? YES IT'S FRIGGIN TINY! IT WOULD FIT ON ONE OF MY DOLLS!" Naruto groaned "gotta jet Sakura-chan, later!" he ran off not caring about her rant.
Sakura continued to scream "um, who are you talking to?" Sakura opened her eyes "Oh," she said sourly "it's you" she crossed her arms defiantly "Mr. Wanna-Be-Sasuke"
He smirked "sticks and stones may break my...fuck! Damn bitch!" she kicked his shin and he kneeled down.
She smirked "got no sticks got no stones hope that kick broke a bone!!" (Me and my awesome friends made that up :D)
He watched her walk off again and he limped off after her "wait!" he called as she fell...
Giving him a clear view of her underwear.
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Naruto ran as fast as he could and bumped straight into a petite girl "Ouch!" she said loudly.
Naruto turned red, he was embarrassed. "Sorry..." he didn't know her name and she just stared at him.
He's so handsome... She stared up at him in awe.
Naruto shifted uncomfortably under her gaze "my name is Uzumaki Naruto!" he said cheerfully sticking his hand out for her to shake.
She smiled at him "H-Hyuga Hi-Hina-Hinata." She stammered as he grinned.
"Well, I'm sorry Hinata-chan!"
She cocked her head and he scratched his head "you know, for bumping into you...it was a total accident!" he said apologetically.
"It's o-okay N-Naruto-k-kun!" she managed to say.
"Good to know!" he squinted at her "hey do I know you?" he leaned in and stared at her.
Her heart sped up "n-no I d-don't th-think s-so..." she stuttered.
"You go to Konoha High?"
She shook her head "K-Konoha A-Ac-Academy."
"Oh!" an imaginary light bulb flickered "you go to Teme's school right?"
She nodded happy he had noticed her in the past, even though she had no clue who 'Teme' was. "And you're Neji's cousin?" her whole body drooped. She hated that.
Everyone knew her because of Neji...
And I mean EVERYONE.
Neji was a golden child. A prodigy and he has amazing looks.
One of the reasons she had so many friends.
They were all hoping she could hook them up.
But she couldn't hook them up; he wouldn't date any of them for all the gold in the world!
He smiled "I knew that from your eyes! Or else I could NEVER tell! You're way prettier!" it was a compliment but he said it in a joking way, to mock Neji's hair.
She smiled widely as her heart sped up again.
And Hyuga Hinata fell in love!
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Neji sat on the beach staring at the water. He had worn a tux and not dressed up at all. He continued to stare when a girl came up cussing loudly "DAMN DRESS! WHY DO YOU KEEP MAKING ME TRIP?!" he turned around and his eyes widened as a girl with brown hair and hazelnut eyes stomped by. He saw an evil glint in her eyes as she pulled out a knife and cut the bottom of the dress off. It fell to the ground and she smiled "AND HARUNO SAKURA, I AIN'T PAYING FOR IT!" she screamed to no one in particular.
Neji just stared. Is it really her? Neji narrowed his eyes and continued to stare at her.
Tenten felt someone staring at her and turned her head and narrowed her eyes "take a picture!" she snapped "it'll last longer!"
Neji pulled out his cell phone and snapped a picture of her.
"I did NOT mean literally!" Tenten shrieked as he got up and walked away "YOU BLOODY BASTARD!" she screamed even though he was already long gone.
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Sasuke smirked and Sakura turned to glare at him "you are the biggest ass I have ever met? Have you no shame?" Sasuke was taken back for a second but shook off the feeling.
"Why the hell won't you leave me alone?" Sakura cracked as those words spilled out of her mouth. She hated men like him. Who wanted woman for one night, one kiss, one time...
Then threw them aside like trash.
It disgusted her.
"I don't fucking like you! Just leave me alone!" she screamed, though no one really paid attention.
He just stared at her, unconsciously leaning in...
Sakura continued to rant until she felt something against her lips.
Not something, someone.
Sakura's eyes widened.
The Sasuke Wanna-Be is KISSING me!
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its ok I guess! I wanted to get it out! It's been a while since I updated (((: sowwie! )):
and its really sad that everyone who reviewed said No NaruSaku! GAWD! ((: jokes! But I prolly will add like...almost none ((:
this chapter was alittle weird! I know! But I didn't spend as long as I usually do on chappies, so don't be too upset with the crappy-ness! (((:
and I added some other pairings! ((: If you couldn't figure out who "Pineapple Head" is...then you need ur eyes checked XD
so to sum it up.
Hope you liked the chapter and PLEASE REVIEW!! ((: