Anthony gulped as he hid himself behind the large tree in the back yard. His body was covered in large welts from the pellet gun shots. The game was totally rigged. They were faster, smaller and had an easier time dodging the pellets. Plus, there was two of the little monsters.

But they hadn't found him yet, so maybe he was safe for awhile.

"Sup niggah?"

He looked up to see the smirking glare of Riley Freeman sitting on a low branch of the tree. His gun was aimed low and he fired, hitting Anthony in the face. Anthony yelped and took off down the yard. Riley picked up his walkie talkie.

"We got a visual, ovah!"

"What's the position? Over,"

"Oak tree, I said, Oak tree-headed East, Ovah an' out,"

As Riley chased after him, Anthony was starting to feel better. He was getting ahead. Shoot. Atleast he could outrun the monster.

He had thought too soon, however, because Huey hopped over the fence out of nowhere and fired repeatedly. This stopped Anthony in enough time for Riley to catch up and shoot his back.

Anthony fell over, unable to take the beating to his body any longer. Riley and Huey looked down at his pathetic form and then back at each other.

"He was moving West, you idiot,"

"Shut up, Punk,"

Suddenly, a pellet slammed into Huey's forehead, and then one into Riley. They both fell back on their butts and Anthony jumped up.

"Ha! Yeah! Nailed you BOTH!"

That's when the Freeman bros noticed the back door of their home open. Out strolled exactly who they were waiting for. Rosalina was carrying a tray of lemonade and cookies, figuring they would like a little treat. Time for the water works.

"Oww!" Riley wailed, throwing his hand over his forehead, "Why…Why… why would you… you do that!? That… that… Hurt!"

Huey even got in on it, hell, desperate times, desperate messures, "It was… was just a… game,"

Rosalina's eyes widened in shock, dropping the tray in her hands, she dashed over and inspected the "injured" "children".

"Anthony! What do you think you're doing!?" She exclaimed loudly, knealing between the two boys, tears still flowing from their big brown eyes, "Shooting in the head!? You could have taken an eye out!"

"But they-!"

"They're little KIDS, Anthony!" She barked, picking up Riley and kissing his head. She took out her handkerchief and brushed away his crocodile tears lovingly, "How's about we go inside for a snack? I'll put some band aids on your bobos,"

"…Kay," Riley decided. Rosalina let her hand fall to grab hold of Huey's who graciously accepted it, using his other hand to wipe away his wet face.

Just when her back was to him, Huey and Riley shot Anthony both a dark, but pleased smirk that nearly made his blood run cold. What the hell just happened?

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Anthony sat on the couch with a very angry expression on his face. The welts on his body plain as day on his white skin. Rosalina was on the floor, kissing (imaginary) "bobos" on both Huey and Riley. They were playing the whole, "Pathetic kid" card pretty damn good.

"Feeling better?"

"Yes ma'am," Riley said quickly, "Can we play with Anthony summor?"

Anthony's eyes widened and he shook his head feverishly towards her, but he stopped when Huey and Riley looked over their shoulders at him.

"Aw, I don't think he wants to play with you guys," Rosalina pouted.

"But we LOVE playing with Anthony," Riley egged on, "It was fun… until he got violent,"

"Well… I bet if you ask him SUPER nicely he'll do it,"

Huey and Riley spun around and stared up at the teen with big puppy eyes, "Please, Anthony?" They said in unison. He gulped and looked at Rosalina who leaned in on her own, "Please Anthony?"

He groaned and bit his lip, "What'd you wanna play?"

"Pirates,"

"And then Escape From The Slave Master,"

"And THEN Grand Theft Auto 12,"

"Oh, I didn't know there was a GTA 12," He smiled a little.

"There aint," Riley admitted, "For the playstation, atleast,"

"We have our own way of playing," Huey smirked.

That was it. Anthony had had enough of all of this. He jumped up and pointed an accusing finger at Rosalina, "Rosey, you KNOW I love you, but I just can't take this. You gonna be aroud these two ALL the time while you're here!?"

"Of course," She admitted, hugging them, "They're so sweet!"

"They are not! You've watched some monsters before, but these guys are just… just… Demonic! I can't stick around here for another MINUTE!" He was up and heading for the door, yelling like a mad man.

"Anthony!" She exclaimed, getting up and following him.

Huey and Riley high fived each other once her back was to them. Mission accomplished.

"Anthony, don't go! You still need to show me around campus!"

"I'll do it some other day! When you aint around these… these… THINGS!"

"But…You have a date with Helga in an hour! I wanted to help you get ready!" She pointed out, her voice showing so much masked hurt and pain.

Both Huey and Riley's jaws dropped, looking at each other and then back at the drama being displayed at the door. They ran over, unable to believe what was going on here.

"You KNOW he's cheating on you!?" Huey exclaimed, the words just falling out of his mouth without previous thought or conviction.

"Cheating on me?" She repeated oddly, "Wait… What?"

"We saw him kissin some dutch girl at the pizza place!" Riley was shouting, unable to control his own words.

"Yeah, that was Helga, my girlfriend," Anthony shrugged casually. Rosalina was looking baffled up until that point, where she toppled over with laughter. Her chuckles and giggles were unrelenting, ringing out through the house wildly.

"They… they thought… we were…. A couple," She laughed loudly.

Anthony started laughing, "Oh! That's why they… hahaha!"

"What the hell is so damn funny!?" Riley shouted. Huey's eyes were wide with shock and fear as he realized the huge mistake they had just made. Great. He hated it when he was wrong.

"Anthony's not my boyfriend, guys," She laughed, "He's my cousin,"

"COUSIN!?" They both shouted in unison. They looked at each other, baffled that their little scheme would take such a twisted turn.

Rosalina had her hands folded over her chest, her eye brow popped in a Huey Freeman fashion, "Someone wanna start talkn?"

"Is we in trouble?"

"Fraid so, Shah,"

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Rofl. One more chappie to go!!!

Isn't that FUN!??!?!