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"She is a GLORFOG!" shouted Starfire, rage practically teeming out of her.

"Star calm down," pleaded Robin.

"NO Robin! She is an evil klorbag!"

Robin and Starfire had recently gotten back from their little 'chat' with Cassidy Williams. Starfire was currently pacing the length of the main room shouting about the gossip columnist.

Robin watched the young alien girl, her green eyes were glowing with righteous fury and here arms were waving wildly making elaborate jesters. It was hard to imagine this was the same naïve alien girl who had asked Robin to teach her how to swing dance in the elevator hours earlier.

"Honey, I'm home!" shouted Beast Boy walking through the doors.

"Beast Boy!" shouted Robin springing up from his seat, glad for a distraction.

"Yes…," said Beast Boy slowly,unsure of Robin's sanity.

Robin escorted Beast Boy to sit with him on the couch, "Look Star, its Beast By!"

But Star merely made an un-lady like snort in his direction.

"Beast boy, why don't you tell Star a joke to cheer her up," said Robin, who now knew he had hit rock bottom.

Beast Boy's eyes glowed, "Sure Rob! So Star, why did the turtle cross the road?"

Star paused, "Beast Boy I have no idea why the porpoise would exert himself by traveling such a great distance."

Beast boy laughed, "To get to the SHELL STATION!"

At this Beast Boy doubled over in laughter, pounding the side of the couch with his gloved fist.

Star raised an eyebrow, "I am afraid I do not comprehend."

Beast Boy's laughter died out and he scowled, "Jeez, tough crowd."

Much to Robin's displeasure, Beast Boy got up to get a drink, leaving Robin alone with the angry alien girl.

Starfire sat down next to Robin, "Friend, why are all 'reporters' such klorbags?"

Robin shrugged, "I don't know Star, not all of them are, I suppose it's just their drive to find a story."

"Please, they must drive a vehicle to find the story? Is it lost?" Star cocked her head to one side.

Robin laughed, "I'll explain it to you some other time Starfire."

At this Star seemed to have calmed down.

Suddenly the doors to the main room 'swooshed' open to reveal the gothic apathetic teen.

"Hi Raven," said Robin turning to face her.

"Robin, Starfire," she said nodding in their direction.

Starfire flew jubilantly, A.K.A-normally, over to Raven, "Friend Raven, how was your ride on the Harley of Davidson?"

Raven's eyes widened and Beast Boy snorted into his soy milk.

"Fine," said Raven in perfect monotone.

Beast Boy laughed and strung an arm over Raven's stiffened shoulders, "Oh yeah it was real scream, wasn't it Rae?"

Raven glared and elbowed him in the stomach, knocking the wind out of him.

The main rooms swished, once again, and in walked a humming Cyborg who seemed to be unaware of everything around him. He was swaying slightly as if waltzing and had a dreamy expression on his face.

He walked up to Star and dipped her causing her to giggle, "Friend Cyborg what causes your great happiness?"

But Cyborg just smiled wider and spun Raven around, much to her displeasure, "Or 'who' is a better question?"

Robin got up and walked over, "So something happened between you and Bee huh?"

Beast boy just leapt out of the way after Cyborg had attempted to spin him as well, "Either that or he's a little bit tipsy."

Cyborg just shrugged and walked out of the room.

Beast Boy laughed and he and Robin exchanged high fives.

"I told you he'd finally kiss her," said Beast Boy punching a fist in the air.

Raven just shook her head disgusted, "You two are revolting."

Beast Boy's grin fell of his face, "Dude Rae, I'm against gun control."

Raven rolled her eyes and opened her book, "I said revolting, not revolver, you oaf."

Beast Boy glared intently at her, "Still reading that trashy novel."

Raven glared at him and turned so she wasn't facing him.

"Oh ignoring me are ya Rae?" he 'humphed' when he received no answer, "Well I can be just as annoying, I can annoy you all day if I have to."

Raven rolled her indigo eyes, "Its night Beast Boy, that's what we call it when the sky goes dark."

Beast Boy glared harder, "Oh so you think your clever do ya?"

She put up her hood, "As a matter of fact I do."

Starfire shook her head, "Our friends bicker as the two characters in friend Raven's most liked tale do, it is saddening."

Robin nodded, "They'll get over it, they always do."

Starfire nodded and floated over to the side of the refrigerator where they hung all the menus.

"Hey Star," said Robin cocking an eyebrow.

"Yes friend Robin," said Starfire looking up from a Chinese restaurant's menu.

"What book was that?" he inquired.

"I believe it was the 'Feeling of Superiority and The Irrational Dislike'," tried Starfire, who began to contemplate if mustard would taste better on Garlic Pork or Sesame Chicken.

"'Pride and Prejudice?'" asked Robin turning to face her.

"Yes," said Star looking up from her menu, "The Mr. Darcy and Miss. Elizabeth."

Robin grinned, "You know what Star… I think your right."

"Glorious," shouted Star, having no idea what she was right about, "Now what shall we order?"

Beast Boy and Raven were currently playing a game, although it was not mentioned, Beast Boy would test her limits; see how far he could push her before something blew up.

Raven was currently sitting horizontally on the couch with her back to Beast Boy.

First, Beast Boy tugged down her hood, her barrier, the mere cloth that protected her from everyone else.

'"But how could you?" shouted Cecile at Gregorio, "I trusted you,"', Raven took a shallow intake of breath and acted unfazed, she would not once again be irritated by the green titan.

It was now his move. He chose his move carefully by placing his right arm around her shoulders. He had invaded her space, her refuge, what set her apart and gave her room from him and everyone else.

'"Yvette was everything I needed," said Gregorio, "You just weren't enough."', She stiffened at his touch and began trying to fight the blush that slowly crept up upon her visage.

Beast Boy furrowed his eyebrows, again his move, but what to do? He was slowly breaking her down. He carefully placed his chin on her shoulder and began to read over it. Now he had made contact with her skin, he could feel the blush radiating off of her cheeks. He had forfeited her ability to cloak her emotions with her expressions.

'"What about our promise to love each other forever?" said Cecile drawing closer to her husband,' , Raven was becoming irritated, very quickly. She feel the tickle of his breath on the back of her neck, she could feel his smile when he had felt her blush. She sat; her expression with a small quirk as if straining to stay calm. She knew his emerald eyes followed the words when she had, she could feel her power of being able to feel emotions with having to show them, slipping away from her.

This was beginning to become too easy, Beast Boy with his keen ears could hear her heart pounding. His next move he knew was his last, he knew she would yell, and he would win, yet he would have to pay the price but looking over his shoulder all the time this week, wondering if a piano might fall on him from the sky like in the cartoons he so loved. He slowly brought his left arm to sit on her knee, now he had delved into her comfort zone, and taken it away from her.

'"Forever?" scoffed Gregorio, "Is that what you were thinking when you were with Fabio?",' , There Raven sat, straight backed, her eyes wide. He had not just done what she thought he had… Raven closed her eyes for a second a released deep breath. She could feel him smiling again. Control your self Raven, control, don't let him get to you.

He smirked it was only a matter of time…

"So that'll be $19.50, and that's without tip," said the delivery boy who had just given them their Chinese food.

Starfire smiled at him, "I shall retrieve the Earth money," she said bounding away, red hair swinging to get Robin, so he could pay. She had blown her 'Earth money' on a pink dress at the 'mall of shopping' a few days ago.

The boy rolled his eyes, "Crazy chick...hot though."

Starfire returned with Robin holding the money, he paid the boy $22, and closed the door.

"Robin, let us indulge!" shouted Starfire.

Robin laughed at the priceless look on her face, "Sure Star let's set the food out."

Starfire began to set out the food at the square yellow table. She sat herself next to Robin, Beast Boy next to Raven, and Cyborg at the head of the table considering everyone was still a little PO'd at him.

Robin walked in with the chopsticks and stopped and smiled, he noticed that his food was next to Starfire's.

Starfire caught him looking at her placement, "If you would rather sit next to someone else Robin I can surely-."

But he held up a hand to cut her off, "No Star's that's exactly where wanted to sit."

She smiled, "Well I will ...err…fetch the beverages."

He nodded and watched her go.

'"You know I still care for you," shouted Cecile,' , Raven's eyebrow twitched, but luckily nothing had blown up. She could tell that the green changeling was currently smiling smugly on her shoulder. Relax, she told herself, just breath. She was not going to let him get the better of her this time. He always got her to show too much emotion, and something would ended up broken or shattered, and Raven was praying for it not to be his skull.

Beast Boy raised his eyebrows, he couldn't believe it, she was still calm. This was unnerving…

"Rae," he whispered in her ear, "Your soo gonna lose Rae…"

Raven felt her face heat up, no she was not going to let him win. She forgot about reading entirely and now was bent on winning.

Beast Boy grinned his signature grin, he felt her blush.

Calm yourself Raven, she told herself, stay in control. It's just Beast Boy.

Beast Boy, feeling a bit more daring, removed his hand from her knee, and grasped her book and took it away from her.

Score: Raven- 4, Beast Boy-5

She crossed her arms, nope, she was not going to break…

"Friends Raven and Beast Boy!" shouted Starfire, "The dinner is being served come and get it while it is still warm and toasty!"

Beast Boy sighed and groaned, "Fine Rae," he said sitting up and tossing the book back at her, which she caught with ease, "You win."

And with that he marched out the door.

Raven smirked.

Score: Raven-6, Beast Boy-5

Suddenly…

…pillows were engulfed n black aura and shredded, light bulbs shattered, her book's pages ripped out, the TV got a small crack in it, and a window broke.

Raven sighed, she would clean that up tomorrow.

Score: Raven-6, Beast Boy- 50,000

…but he didn't have to know that.

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