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"What do you think it is?" asked Beast Boy turning to face her

"I am not entirely sure…Hide!" shouted Star throwing the blanket over and Beast Boy.

"What!" asked Beast Boy from under her comforter.

"Shush, or we will surely be eaten," she said quietly.

"Fine, fine," muttered Beast Boy.

Suddenly the door swooshed open to reveal…

…Robin.

"Oh no," squealed Starfire, rolling off the bed to hide behind it.

"Star," whispered Beast Boy quietly as Robin entered the room, "Get back here!"

"No," she whispered, "I look like the messiness."

"Star," said Robin quietly sitting next to Beast Boy on the bed, who had his head under the covers as he lay on his stomach so he was not visible as anything other than a lump under the covers, "Are you ok?"

"Uh huh," said Beast Boy in a high pitched voice trying to get Robin to go away.

Robin put a hand on Beast Boy's back, thinking it was Starfire, "Star…you can talk to me."

"No thanks," said Beast Boy trying to emulate Star's voice.

"Aw, it's ok Star," said Robin quietly, "I know how you're feeling…I was…I was afraid of thunder storms too well, at least, when I was younger."

Beast Boy remained quiet and supremely freaked out by the fact that Robin was now stroking his back.

Robin took a deep breath, "Would it…would it help if we continued what we were doing earlier?"

Beast Boy's eyes widened. The Sleaze Radar in his head was starting to beep…

"I'll go easy on you," said Robin smiling, now having his hand on Beast Boy's thigh.

…beep, beep, beep…

"I know it's your first time and all…"

…beep, beep, BEEP!

Right now Beast Boy had all about enough of this. He jumped out from under the covers, "Sorry Rob I'm not that kind of girl!"

"BEAST BOY?" shrieked Robin.

"Time for beddy byes!" shouted Beast Boy before punching Robin in the nose.

"Beast Boy!" shouted Starfire coming out from hiding and pulled him away from attacking Robin with her alien strength.

"What the heck is your problem!" asked Robin trying to stop the blood streaming from his nose.

"My problem?" asked Beast Boy incredulously, "MY problem? You're the pervert!"

"Pervert?" shouted Robin, "What the heck are you talking about!"

"Oh, don't play dumb with me! I know exactly what you were saying to Starfire!" shouted Beast Boy.

"What!" shouted Robin.

Beast Boy growled, "Star let me go! I'm going to pound him into the floor!"

Star shook her head, "No, friend Beast Boy you do not underst-."

But suddenly the doors to her room swooshed open revealing a very agitated half demon, "What is going on in here?" She gazed from the helpless looking Robin in his red robe, to Starfire in her pink nightgown holding back a struggling Beast Boy clad only in his boxers. Raven blushed.

Well to her, and most of the people in the room, the scene did not look good.

"I'll tell you what's going on in here!" shouted Beast Boy glaring at Robin, "Robin comes in, and touches Star's thigh!"

Raven's eyes widened, "Robin?" she questioned.

Robin groaned, "I wasn't touching her thigh! I was touching his thigh!"

The room went dead silent.

Raven looked at the two boys with disgust written all over her face.

"Honestly," said Beast Boy rolling his eyes, "Get your head out of the slash fanficiton, Rae."

"Besides!" shouted Robin, "Beast Boy's back would have been Star's hair, and his thigh would have been her back!"

"Are you saying I'm fat?" yelled Beast Boy.

"NO, I'M SAYING YOUR SHORT!"

"Arguing solves nothing," said Raven rubbing her temple, but her words went unheeded.

"I have a better question!" shouted Robin, "What were you doing in Star's bed?" asked Robin angrily.

"I was comforting her because of the storm!" yelled Beast Boy.

"That's what I came in here to do!" said Robin exasperatingly.

The two girls watched the boys argue like one would watch a tennis match.

"Not true!" growled Beast Boy, "You came in here to ask Starfire to do some filthy things!"

Robin groaned, "Star, help me out here."

"What! Don't try to drag her into-."

"Friend Beast Boy," said Star sweetly, "Robin was not asking me to do… err what were you implying again?"

They all sweat dropped.

"Uh nothing Star," said Beast Boy sheepishly.

"Right," said Robin tiredly, "I was talking about our Scrabble game. It's Star's first time playing and she can't spell many Earth words."

"…oh," said Beast Boy.

"Hold on," said Raven, "Let me get this straight: Beast Boy came into Star's bed and broke Robin's nose for playing Scrabble?"

They all looked at the floor.

She sighed, "I'm going to the kitchen where the world makes sense."

"Wait, friend Raven!" said Star pulling Raven back into the room while Beast Boy and Robin apologized to one another, "Now that you are present, you may stay so I am not alone."

"No thanks," said Raven turning to leave.

"Fine," said Star, "But then I'll be all alone with Robin…and Beast Boy."

Raven froze and turned to glare at her, "Fine I'll stay…"

"Glorious!"

"…but not because of that."

Starfire smiled sweetly, "Whatever you say friend Raven."

Raven sat down next to Beast Boy as Star sat between him and Robin.

"Thank you all for staying friends," she said happily.

"Sure."

"Anytime Star."

"Whatever."

Suddenly the rumble of thunder was heard, accompanied by a flash, Star shrieked and jumped into Robin's arms.

"You Ok?" asked Robin, smiling at her.

She looked warily out her window.

"Storm's getting closer," said Beast Boy.

Star whimpered.

"It's okay Starfire," said Robin resting his head on hers.

"It's amazing someone could get so freaked out by a storm," said Beast Boy, staring out the window.

Raven looked at him as a nothing strip of lightning lit up the room, illuminating his green face. She blushed, "Yeah, amazing."

"Beast Boy," said Starfire turning her head to face him, "Thank you for not shaving Robin's head and painting it the blue color, for Robin so adores his hair."

Robin gave him a confused look, "Beast Boy…"

Beast Boy rubbed the back of his neck nervously, "Heh, don't mention it Star."

"And I promise I will not shave friend R-," began Starfire before seeing the warning look on Beast Boy's face, "-ick. I will not shave friend Rick's."

Robin furrowed his eyebrows, "Who's Rick."

Beast Boy laughed nervously, "Oh Rob, you remember Rick! From that place when we went to that thing…"

Robin, not wanting to be left out, laughed and nodded, "Oh yeah! Good old Rick! How is he these days?"

"Oh he's good, he's good. He bought a house down in Gotham."

Robin nodded uncertainly, "Oh, umm, that's good. I'll have to give Bruce a call to show him around."

"Uh yeah," laughed Beast Boy warily, "He'd like that."

"Shh," said Raven looking over at Starfire who was resting in Robin's arms, "I think she's asleep."

"Good," said Beast Boy stretching out and lying down.

Robin looked down and brushed a strand of red hair from out of her face, he smiled.

"Dude, you are SO pathetic," said Beast Boy with an eye roll.

Robin looked at him skeptically, "Excuse me?"

"If you like her, just tell her," said Raven smirking.

"FYI, I don't like her as anything more than a friend," said Robin.

Beast Boy laughed and put his index finger to his nose, 'woop' he said in a high pitched voice, pretending his nose was growing.

Robin glared, "Shut it, I am not lying."

Beast Boy laughed, "Yeah and I'm not green."

"Just cause I'm nice to her doesn't mean I like her like her," said Robin not meeting his eyes.

"Dude your nice to me, and I certainly don't assume that you like me like me," said Beast Boy, smirking.

"The difference is that you adore her," said Raven.

There was another rumble of thunder and a flash.

"Dude," said Beast Boy, "I think it's right on top of us," He ran to the window and looked out it, looking like a kid who had seen Santa Clause.

Raven smiled slightly at how adorable he looked, Adorable? Raven its Beast Boy, not a teddy bear. Raven smirked as she got a brief image of a green teddy bear.

"You know Raven," whispered Robin, "I'll take you advice when you start taking it."

Raven glared at him, "What's that supposed to mean?"

Robin shrugged innocently, "Whatever you want it to mean."

Beast Boy laughed and climbed back on the circular bed, "Man I love thunder storms, 'course minus the destruct-o part, but all in all they're pretty fly."

"Wow, Beast Boy that was so articulate," said Raven sarcastically.

Beast Boy, oblivious, said, "Thanks Rae!"

Robin rolled his tired eyes and decided to lay down, Starfire still in his arms.

Beast Boy wiggled his eyebrows suggestively.

Robin glared "Shut up, if I move her she'll wake up."

"Yeah sure," said Beast Boy lying down as well.

Raven raised an eyebrow, "Your sleeping here?"

Beast Boy shrugged, "This is where the party's at."

Raven rolled here eyes, and the sound of Robin's snoring filled the room.

Beast Boy laughed, "It's a good thing that Cy's charger keeps him in a really deep sleep, cause I don't think Star's bed will fit all five of us," He grinned and closed his eyes.

Raven raised an eyebrow, "You're assuming I'm staying?"

"'Course."

"Why?"

He shrugged and cracked open on eye, "Cause I'm here."

Raven blushed and rolled her eyes, but Beast Boy smirked when she laid down beside him and fell asleep.

A few hours later…

A row boat was swinging wildly from where it was tied to on one of the rocks of Titan's Tower, as the storm made the waves grow higher.

A tall slim women, who's long curly black hair was peeking out from the sides of her black rain coat, stared up at a young man in his teen years, who was on an extremely high ladder and was peering into one of the rooms on the Titan's fourth floor…with a camera.

"Did you get it?" shouted the woman over the storm, her icy blue eyes, covered by horn rimmed glasses, surveying the boy.

"Yeah, yeah, calm down lady," said the boy climbing down and handing her the camera.

She grinned evilly at the camera, "You will of course be paid."

The boy looked at her skeptically, "How much?"

She closed one eye thoughtfully, "These good quality?" she said referring to the pictures.

"The best," said the boy impatiently.

She thought for a moment, "35 dollars."

"35 bucks! I climbed on a freaking four story high ladder and had to pretend to be a delivery boy for 35 bucks?" he asked incredulously.

She shrugged, "Life's tough kid."

He shoved his hands in his pockets, "Jeez lady the Titan's are better tippers than you."

Cassidy raised an eyebrow, "Take it or leave it."

"Alirght, alright I'll take it," he said begrudgingly.

Cassidy's eyes flashed with hunger, "Tomorrow the Titan's are going to have a very rude awakening…literally."

Tomorrow morning…

Cyborg walked through the tower with the newspaper in hand, he was confused. He had checked Raven's, Beast Boy's, and Robin's room and unless they all fell asleep in Star's room, which he seriously doubted, they must have gone out on a mission and left him to sleep. Or else his worst fear was confirmed…

He stopped as he came to the door marked 'Starfire', he paused, it was probably useless checking it. She probably wasn't in there…but just for good measure.

The door swooshed open to reveal the three missing Titans and the room's occupant. He smirked. Raven slept on the far left with her head in the crook of Beast Boy's neck and she was turned on her side so that her right arm was spread over his upper body, next to them was Robin with Starfire held in his arms.

Gee, now where had he seen this before?

He looked at the newspaper and grimaced, Oh yeah that's where.

"Wake up ya'll," said Cyborg in a bored tone.

But only Beast Boy stirred, "I don't wanna go to school," he murmured, half asleep.

Cy smirked and made his voice lower than it already was, "Young man, get up and get to school!"

"Yeah, yeah," said Beast Boy sitting up groggily and walking out of the room.

Cy watched him go and shook his head.

The sudden movement that Beast Boy had caused when he left the bed made the last three Titans wake up.

Robin yawned and sat up. "Mornin' Cy."

"Why good morning 'Oh Famous One'," said Cyborg sarcastically.

"Famous?" he questioned.

Cy threw the newspaper at him and Robin caught it with ease, "Front page."

The two girls, who were now awake, stood behind him and looked over his shoulder at the front page. There, in the dead center, was a picture of the four Titans, as they fell asleep last night. On the left of the picture was one of Star and Robin swing dancing in the elevator, and one of Raven holding onto Beast Boy on the motorcycle.

Robin looked at the slight glare on the picture of them sleeping, "She must have taken it through the window."

Star looked startled, "Are there not laws against such spying on your planet?"

"It gets worse," said Cy, "Read the article."

Robin shoved the paper at Raven and began pacing the room.

Raven straightened out the paper and read:

" Nightime Love: The RobStar Hot Relationship and The Raveast Steam"

Robin raised his…masked…eyebrows, "RobStar? Raveast? Who comes up with this crap?"

Star nodded, "Yes, for RobStar sounds like that sea crustacean."

"Lobster?" asked Robin.

Raven continued reading the article:

"I, Cassidy Williams: speaker to the people, do decree that the sudden Teen Titans Truth as I like to call it, is starting to become much clearer. For last night the two hottest relationships that even surpass the Brangelina relationship, took a steamy turn.

We all know that Robin, the Boy Wonder, and Starfire, the alien princess, having been getting closer. But yesterday in my very elevator the two titans began to set a bad example for teens everywhere. The two began to become much "closer" and caused my assistant John Harris to have to escort them personally to my office before they embarrassed themselves.

On the same day: Beast Boy, the handsome changeling, and Raven, the dark sorceress, decided to take a nice little reckless joy ride around the city on none other than their close friend and leader's motorcycle. As Beast Boy drove recklessly through the city Raven sat unnecessarily close the green boy and held him quite tight.

But the cherry on this scandalous sundae is that all of them slept in the sweet alien's bed, and became much "closer". And honestly the green boy is only in boxers!

Where was Cyborg during all of this? Why he was helping people in need with his sweet and innocent girlfriend Bumblebee.

The real question we should be asking…Is how can we still call these juvenile delinquents heroes?"

The Titans sat around the room quiet and angry until…

Beast Boy walked back into the room looking very disheveled, "I have no idea where I am!"

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