Discalimer: I do not own the Teen Titans.

Hehe, I like this chapter it's probably the second funniest chapter in this fic. The next chapter after this will probably be the funniest though. Lol, so I hope you're ready to laugh. This chapter rox, my sox.

The Titans sat around the room quiet and angry until…

Beast Boy walked back into the room looking very disheveled, "I have no idea where I am!"

Cy laughed, "Mornin' son!"

Beast Boy rolled his forest green eyes and clapped Cyborg on the shoulder, "Sup Pops?"

"Nice of you to join us," grumbled Robin moodily.

Beast Boy blinked confusedly and then broke into a grin, "No prob, Rob…Hey…that rhymed!"

"Don't be such a moron Beast Boy," said Robin stalking out of the room.

"Rob, where ya goin?" called Cyborg.

Robin grumbled something about taking a shower and disappeared from sight.

Beast Boy crossed his arms, "What's his deal?"

Starfire stared at the spot where Robin had left, sadly, "Robin is…not in the best of moods."

Beast Boy flopped down on the bed between the two Titan girls, "Gee, you think falling asleep next to you would make him feel bett-hey!" shouted Beast Boy rubbing the spot on his head where Raven hit him.

"Not now," said Raven shaking her head.

"Give us all a break BB," said Cy leaning against a spot on the wall.

Starfire sighed and got up off the bed, "I think I shall adjourn to the room of the bath so I may…relax and think about things," and with that Star grabbed a pink fluffy towel out of her closet and hovered slowly out of her room.

"Dude, am I missing something?" asked Beast Boy looking from Raven to Cyborg, to Star still gazing into space.

Raven tentatively handed Beast Boy the paper. His eyes quickly scanned the headline and the picture, and then folded up the paper after reading the article.

"Well?" asked Cyborg.

Beast Boy shrugged, "Well…hey, at least they got my good side!"

Raven's hand once again collided with his skull.

Beast Boy pouted and rubbed his sore spot.

"That lady is seriously twisted," said Cyborg shaking his head.

"What do you care?" asked Raven, "This 'Cassidy Williams' thinks you're a hero."

"Yeah," said Cyborg , trying to be humble, and failing miserably.

Raven rolled her eyes.

Cyborg laughed, "Hey, if you and grass stain want the reporters off your back, you need to stop getting in such situations."

Raven glared, and her voice became slightly anger, "What 'situations'?"

Cy shrugged, "Ya know Rae, the kind of situations that make you BB look like…"

"Like what?" demanded Raven.

Unbeknownst to the three in the room Star's pillow was slowly becoming surrounded in black.

"Like…you're together," Cy finished lamely.

The pillow tore into shreds, attracting the attention of the room. Beast Boy sat awkwardly next to Raven picking at a spot on the bed.

"Soo," drawled Cyborg trying to break the awkward silence, "How about I make us some breakfast?"

Beast Boy seemed to have forgotten all about the ever growing awkward tension in the room, "No way dude, I'm making breakfast!"

They stood glaring…

Raven sighed, "3…2…1…"

The two male titans raced down the hall to prepare breakfast.

Raven sighed and floated to her room to get dressed for the day…

In the Kitchen...

Robin entered the headquarters of an all out war…or err the kitchen.

The masked Boy Wonder glanced around to find Beast Boy holding Cyborg's package of bacon captive, and Cy hovering over Beast Boy…frying pan in hand.

"Tofu!"

"Meat!"

"Tofu!"

"Meat!"

"Dude, come on, meat clogs your arteries!" shouted Beast Boy indignantly.

"BB, news flash! I don't really care! Now give me back my bacon before I get violent!"

Either it was the words news flash, or the fact the Cy looked ready to hit Beast Boy over the head with a very menacing looking frying pan, but the Boy Wonder finally snapped back to his senses and ran in between his two feuding friends.

"Guys, calm down now," said Robin snatching the frying pan out of Cyborg's hands, "This is no way for Titans to act."

"Oh," said Cyborg hysterically, "And I suppose the way for Titans to act is to sleep in each others beds doing God knows what-."

CLANG

Metal on metal hit as Robin sank the frying pan down on the side of Cy's head that was metal.

Cy sank to his knees and began catching invisible things in the air, "Birdies…dancing birdies. Don't fly away from Cyborg now…"

Beast Boy looked up from Cyborg to Robin, "Thanks dude."

Robin shook his head, "No problem."

"You do know he's going to murder you when he wakes up?"

"Yeah, pretty much."

"…don't' fly away, I'll catch you…and fry you…you'll be my dinner.." muttered Cy deliriously.

"What's going on in here?" asked a monotonous voice.

Beast Boy screamed and jumped holding his heart, "Jeez Rae you scared me."

Raven rolled her eyes, and pulled up her hood to cover a pink tinge across her cheeks, "Well?"

"Robin knocked Cy out with the frying pan, no big."

Raven shrugged and glanced at Cyborg, "Whatever. What's for breakfast?"

Beast Boy smiled, "Well not this bacon," he said motioning to the bacon Cy had been dead set on frying.

Raven picked it up, "You wouldn't have been able to have it anyway. The expiration date is for two months ago. And that green stuff, is not fuzzy lettuce."

Robin and Beast Boy both cringed.

"What else do we have?" said Raven tossing the expired bacon in the trash can.

Robin opened the fridge and his jaw dropped, "…nothing?"

Beast Boy furrowed his eyebrows, "Dude there has to be something."

Raven walked up behind Robin, "No he's right Beast Boy, there's nothing."

Robin wrinkled his nose distastefully, "Yeah, except some blue fuzzy stuff."

"Lemme see," said Beast Boy looking over Raven's shoulder.

Raven blushed.

"Dude, so not cool."

"Good morning, friends!" came Starfire's voice.

"Hey Star."

"Good morning Starfire."

"Hi Star."

"Where is friend Cyborg?" asked Starfire confused.

Suddenly the metal man sat up rubbing his head, "Ughh, present."

"What is wrong friend Cyborg?"

Robin looked warily from Cy to Star.

"Umm, I errr, fell."

"Ooh, I hope you recover from your fall Cyborg," said Starfire joyfully.

"Yeah…thanks Star," said Cy putting on a fake smile. He leaned down a whispered to Robin, "I'm not going to kill you in front of your girlfriend."

Robin blushed, "She's not my-."

"So what is for the meal of breaking the fast?" asked Starfire.

"Umm, well there's nothing in the fridge Star," said Robin motioning towards the empty fridge.

Star cocked her head, "If the refrigerating device is bare then must we not…purchase the food?"

"That sounds like a good plan," said Beast Boy leaning against the counter.

"Bad idea," said Raven from next to him, "We can't go out. Cassidy Williams is still stalking us, and everyone will be waking up to the morning paper…and us as the headline."

"We're Titans Raven," said Robin sternly, "We don't hide from reporters."

"Fine," said Raven, "But you'll just give them more to print Robin, I understand you don't want to hide, but by going out your just giving her more things to print."

"So…what do we do?" asked Cyborg.

"Shall we go…incognito?" asked Starfire innocently.

Beast Boy raised an eyebrow, "Incog-what?"

"In disguise," said Raven in an annoyed voice.

"That's not a bad idea Star," said Robin considering it and flashing her a smile.

Star blushed, "Thank you friend Robin."

Cy nodded, "Yeah it's good, but I can't make a holo-ring , that'd take way to long."

Beast Boy nodded, "Yeah we just need to get into some street clothes, and Cy and I need to cover up…well a lot."

"One problem," said Raven, "I don't own regular clothes."

"Me neither," said Robin.

"I've got stuff, and so does BB and Star," said Cy, "We can share."

"And how do you know this is going to work?" asked Raven.

"Hmmm," pondered Cy, comically stroking his chin.

He and Star's eyes both found Beast Boy.

He raised an eyebrow, "Dude, why are you looking at me?"

Star clapped her hands happily, "We shall dress up friend Beast Boy to see if our plan is a success!"

Beast Boy sighed as Star and Cyborg dragged him off and out the door the lead to the hallways.

Robin glared at the door in which they left, "What do you think they're going to do?"

Raven shrugged and sat down on the couch to finish the rest of her romance novel…or errr book.

In the TV room...

Tap, tap, tap, tap…

Raven's knuckles whitened as she gripped her book harder, "Robin," she said through clenched teeth, "Could you please contain yourself?"

Robin ceases tapping his foot, "What did Star mean by: We shall dress up friend Beast Boy, I mean does that mean she's going dress him?"

"Robin I doubt Star will be in the room while Beast Boy changes, she's not that naive. Now can I pleas get back to my book?" Although that was quite impossible since now a mental picture of Beast Boy changing at just entered her mind.

Suddenly the metal door swooshed open.

Star giggled and floated in, "We have done a superb job."

Beast Boy walked in looking much like a detective in an old style, black and white, movie. He wore a pair of dress shoes and khaki pants.

He also had on a white dress shirt and a long tan trench coat with the collar popped to hide his neck. He had leather gloves and to top it all of he had a fedora style hat that was pulled down low casting a shadow over his face.

"Boy," he said dramatically, "Beast Boy."

Raven blushed and gazed down at her book so by the time she looked up he was standing right in front of her.

"Sooo," drawled Beast Boy, "Whaddya think?"

Raven blushed harder than before. What was she supposed to say? 'Damn, you look goregous'? Oh yeah, that'd be in character, Raven, she thought to herself.

"U-um," stuttered Raven. Raven! When do you stutter? Get a grip it's only Beast Boy, "You look fine."

Beast Boy smirked, twisting her words, "Oh, so I look fine, huh Rae?"

Raven's face looked as if it had been set on fire, "That's not what I-."

"I think it's you turn Rae," he said grinning.

She glared.

Star nodded, "Yes indeed friend Raven, you may look through my attire."

"Whatever let's go Star." said Raven grabbing the alien's arm and marching out of the room.

Beast Boy shrugged, "Come on Rob, Cy's still getting changed, and he's found the perfect thing for you."

Robin entered his room to find the clothes Cyborg "found" for him on the bed.

"WHAT THE?" along with a few select curses could be heard from his room.

In the TV room...

Beast Boy sat in the TV room, channel flipping when Cyborg walked in.

Beast Boy looked at him…and then fell to the ground in a fit of laughter, "Cy tell me? Are you going to but groceries from the supermarket or rob it?"

Indeed Cyborg did look…comical. He wore a large Christmas sweater that had old Santa Clause on it and his reindeer, which Star had given him last Christmas. He also wore a ski mask to cover his face, along with mittens, jeans, and a pair of boots.

Cy crossed his arms, "Ok I may be dressed like an idiot-."

"Oh hell yes you are!" laughed Beast Boy.

"-but Robin's already on my list BB, do you want to be on it too?"

"Wait… is he Naughty or Nice, my dear Ghetto Santa?"

Cy growled, "Beast Boy…"

Beast Boy held up his hands in defense, "Sorry, sorry, Im done."

The doors swooshed open to reveal Star, and a very agitated Raven.

"Friend Raven, you must not complain, you insisted to wear something with a hood…"

"Let's not even mention your hoodie Star."

Raven walked in wearing a pink hoodie that read 'Girls Rule!' on the front in silver and a pair of baggy looking jeans that didn't look quite made for her , with her belt around them.

Raven glared at Beast Boy, "Not. A. Word. These are Star's clothes. Although Star, these jeans actually are a little bit comfy."

Cy cocked his ski masked head, "Yeah Star I didn't know you owned any jeans, when we looked through your closet all I saw were mini-skirts."

Raven cringed as she heard the words 'mini-skirts' and sat down next to Beast Boy.

Star shook her head of fiery hair, "That is because they are friend Beast Boy's jeans."

Raven froze, "What did you say Star?"

"You are in Beast Boy's pants." said Star happily.

Raven looked terrified.

Beast Boy blushed, "Star, please…never ever say that sentence again."

Raven looked highly uncomfortable, "This is officially the worst day of my life."

"Dude, you don't like my pants?" asked Beast Boy confused.

Cy laughed, "No, she loves your pants."

Raven glared and sent the remote hurling at Cyborg's head, "Anyone who wants to make anymore 'pant jokes' will die a slow, and painful death."

They heeded her warning.

"Cyborg…" came Robin's voice.

They all looked to where Robin had walked in, but in his place stood a blonde girl with a black dress, black pumps, and dark black sunglasses.

Hold up! Is that…Robin?

"I hate you Cy," he said glaring.

Suddenly a wolf whistle could be heard.

"Well…Robin baby," said Beast Boy laughing, "You're looking mighty fine in that dress there."

"Stuff it."

Cy snapped his fingers, "I knew we were missing something," he picked up a box of Kleenex, "No girl is that flat Rob."

Robin cringed, "Remind me why I had to dress up as a girl."

"To hide suspicions," said Cyborg shrugging.

"Ya know Rob," said Beast Boy comically striding up to him, "If you weren't you, I could totally go for you , ya know?"

Raven smirked, "Star I think we better watch out, the competition these days is getting crazy."

Star cocked her head, "I did not know the male gender had such curvaceous figures…"

Robin's face went white, "I do not look like a woman."

Cy nodded, "Yeah he's right, he's too flat, and ya know, he has total lack of cheekbones."

Robin stood awkwardly, "I'm never going to pull this off," he said adjusting his blonde wig.

"Nah," said Cy, "you will, after you stuff a bit, I think you'll look pretty hot."

Robin glared, "You're all dead."

Beast Boy waved his hand dismissively, "Yeah, yeah Rob, and so's Slade."

"What shall I wear?" asked Starfire.

"I got ya covered Star," said Cyborg handing her a large puffy bag.

"I shall go change," said Starfire flying out.

Cyborg followed her into the hall.

Robin sat down awkwardly between Raven and Beast Boy.

"I'm going to beat you so hard, you won't remember this," muttered Robin.

Beast Boy laughed.

Raven shook her head and whispered to him, "Robin, Cy looks like Crook Cringle, and I'm wearing a pink hoodie with 'Girls Rule!' on the front. You have nothing to be embarrassed about."

Robin furrowed his eyebrows, "What about Beast Boy?"

Raven glanced at Beast Boy who was twirling his hat around on his index finger.

Robin smirked, "Take your advice Raven."

Raven glared, "Are you insinuating that I like-"

The doors swished open drowing her out.

Cy marched in, "Ladies, Gentleman, and Robin, my newest creation…S-Puppy!"

Star walked in and said in a high pitched voice, "Word."

Star was wearing Cy's enormous winter coat and many varieties of chains, she had on baggy jeans and sneakers. And her hair was in a doo-rag (sp? Veela is not a gangster so she does not know these things?), so you could not see her fiery locks. And she wore metallic sunglasses.

"Um," said Raven.

Star smiled, "This coat is quiet comfy friend Cyborg."

Cy laughed, "Ain't she cute?"

"Cyborg!" shouted Beats Boy, "You ghettoed Starfire!"

"S-Puppy," corrected Cyborg.

"How do I like Robin?" asked Star innocently.

Robin raised his eyebrows, "Ummm….good?"

Star giggled and gave him a hug.

"This is one weird fanfiction," said Raven.

"I hear ya," said Beast Boy.

Cyborg cocked his head, "Ya know, we do need code names, to disguise us."

"Hmmm," pondered Starfire, "Robin may be…Roberta!"

"Um, Roberta?" asked Robin.

"Ya know…" said Beast Boy, "He does look like a Roberta."

"Robin," said Star sadly, "You do not have to call yourself Roberta…if you do not want to…"

Robin's heart melted at the sight of her sad, "No Star, I love Roberta! It's so…cool?"

Star's eyes shone, "Why thank you friend Robin!" she smiled and gave him a peck on the cheek.

Robin's eyes widened and he touched where she had kissed him, blushing.

Raven smirked, "Now Robin really loves the name Roberta."

"Fine," said Robin glaring at Raven, "You can be Flower.'

"Excuse me?" said Raven, "Flower?"

Beast Boy laughed.

Raven glared, "Fine if everyone's naming everyone else, I'm naming you."

Beast Boy's eyes widened, "Ooh, Ooh, Rae I wanna be Superfly!"

Raven raised an eyebrow, "Superfly?"

Beast Boy nodded vigorously, "Yeah it's so…mysterious."

"No Beast Boy, you're Daniel."

"Aw Rae," whined Beast Boy, "That's so boring…"

"Live with it."

Cy fell to the ground, in stitches, "Ooh this is too much. S-Puppy, Roberta, Flower, and Daniel…"

Beast Boy glared, "Laugh all you want…Twinkle."

Cy stopped abruptly, "Say what?"

Raven but her lip to keep from laughing. But Robin and Beast Boy began cracking up.

Star smiled, "Oh, Cyborg, Twinkle is such a beautiful name. I once read an Earth book, where the princess's name was Twinkle."

"Gee that's comforting," said Cyborg.

And so it was that S-Puppy, Roberta, Flower, Daniel, and Twinkle set off on an adventure…and adventure that will have to wait until next chapter…

Hope you liked it! When the Titan's go grocery shopping in the next chapter, it'll definitely be my funniest chapter yet! So yeah. Good? Bad? Crap? Please oh please, tell me your favorite parts. I like big fat reviews :)