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Heyy guys sorry this chapter is like late late LATE! But I just started high school and my internet's been screwy, and ugly mid terms. And I am very very very very vey sorry for the late update. SO I hope you'll forgive me!

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"Okay," groaned Raven, "This is a little too close for comfort."

For all sakes and purposes the T-car had been transformed into a smaller sports car so that they would be in disguise. There's just one little detail…

Sports cars only fit two people.

Raven was currently smashed against our resident green changeling and a girl who, only if you remove the giant snow coat, would be revealed as Starfire. The three of them where in the passenger's seat with Beast Boy sitting on the bottom ,Star on one knee, and Raven on the other.

Cyborg was driving with Robin sitting very uncomfortably on his knee.

"I don't see why I had to sit on you Cyborg," grumbled Robin was now very jealous of Beast Boy, "I mean Beast Boy's lighter than me."

A muffled "Hey!" came from behind Starfire.

"C'mon Rob," said Cyborg rolling his human eye, which was currently covered by the ski mask, "How would I look having BB sitting on my lap, I don't play on the team dawg."

Robin glared, "Are you saying I'm a woman?"

Cy shrugged, "You're words, not mine."

Robin crossed his arm's moodily over his Styrofoam chest, "Next time Beast Boy's the

girl."

"But he doesn't pull off fish nets as good as you Roberta," said Raven smirking.

Cyborg and Beast Boy cracked up. Robin gave her his worst glare, the intensity of which was somewhat lessened due to his mane of blonde hair.

Beats Boy sighed and put an arm around Raven and Star. Raven glared, whilst Starfire giggled, "I feel like Santa," he said with a broad impish grin on his face. "So Rae," he said leaning forward to whisper in her ear, "What do you want for Christmas?"

Raven plunged her elbow into his ribcage.

"She's sitting on it," said Robin smirking.

Raven whipped her head around to face Robin and glared sharply at him.

Beast Boy smirked smugly; "I knew you couldn't resist this Rae."

Raven, still red in the face, rolled her eyes, "Right now I'm resisting the urge not to vomit."

Starfire cocked her head to the side, "Raven, are you experiencing the sickness of the car?"

Cy laughed, "Nah, she's experiencing the sickness of the Beast Boy."

Beast Boy pouted.

"We're here!" announced Cyborg.

They all scrambled out.

Star fell out of first and got up, "That was most painful, yes?"

"Yeah I agree," said Robin clamoring out, "I think Cyborg kicked me in the head."

"Sorry Roberta," said Cyborg laughing.

Robin rolled his eyes at his code name.

"Beast Boy that is NOT the door handle!" shouted Raven as the two tried to get out of the seat.

"Oops sorry Rae," said Beast Boy coming out of the car blushing.

Raven followed him out grumbling.

"Ok Titans," said Robin, "I say we split up to hide suspicions."

Raven rolled her eyes, "Yeah because we're not suspicious individually at all."

"I say Raven and Starfire, me and Beast Boy…"

"Beast Boy and I," corrected Raven.

Beast Boy smirked, "Jeez Rae, I promise I'll go shopping with you some other time."

"Ha-Ha," said Raven stoically, "Witty."

"Wait," said Cy, "Who does that leave me with?"

"I'm sorry Cyborg, but you're suspicious just by yourself…and you in addition to one of us…"

"Yeah, yeah ok," said Cyborg grumbling, "I'm just glad I'm not the one walking around with the cross-dresser."

"Friend Robin?" asked Star, "What is a cross-dresser?"

"Um…." Robin's face got red, "Titan's GO!"

Star furrowed her eyebrows, "But-."

Raven began dragging her away, "Come on S-Puppy."

The two girls began to walk towards the super-market from the parking lot when a voice called up to them.

"Sup?" said a teenage boy, nodding as he leaned against a red convertible.

Starfire pulled Raven to the side, "Raven! I do not believe that I have perfected the 'man nod' quite yet."

Raven shrugged, "Relax Starfire, just say something you've heard one of the guys say before."

Starfire nodded. She turned to the boys and smiled, "Words to your maternal figure!"

"Oh my Azar, " said Raven pulling her hood down farther.

The boy's friends laughed.

The boy smirked, "Hey dude, over here!"

Starfire began to walk over to them, dragging Raven along with her, "Star! I mean…err S-Puppy! What are you doing?" asked Raven, mortified.

Star looked at her quizzically, "Being the friendly."

"But you don't even know them!"

Star sighed, "Friend Raven, a stranger is just a friend you have not come in to contact with yet."

They made it over to the boys.

"Greetings my fellow brethren! My name is S-Puppy and you are?"

The boy looked at her, as if not sure what to make of her, "Yo my name's Skins," he motioned to the boys behind him, "This is Jay Z,"

"Yo."

"…Swizzle,"

"Sup, Dawg."

"…and Marty."

"Simply smashing to meet you old chap," waved a skinny boy in a sweater vest.

Skins grimaced, "Marty's new."

"Who's your chick?" asked Swizzle, eyeing Raven.

"I pardon you," said Starfire, "For I have no chicken."

Swizzle stared at her for a second before shaking his head in disbelief, "Your girl bro."

"Oh!" said Starfire laughing, "This is my…sister Flower."

Jay-Z came striding up with a broad smile, "So she's single?"

Starfire nodded, "Yes I only have one sister."

"Nah, nah. Dude, does she have a boyfriend?"

Raven, who was by now, trying to look as insignificant as possible was practically hiding behind Star's over stuffed coat.

"Sister!" laughed Starfire, "Do not hide from our new friends!"

Raven grimaced, "Gee I wouldn't dream of it."

Jay-Z began to approach Raven, "Hey baby did it hurt?"

Raven raised an eyebrow, "Excuse me?"

"Ya know, when you fell from heaven. 'Cause with a face like that honey, you must be an angel."

It was Carl Platinski's first day as a cop. He had just passed his exam to become a police officer, and the very last thing he wanted to do was to screw up on his first day. His boss had warned him, "Screw up Carl, and I'll send ya right back home to your momma!"

He had remembered those words all the way over in the patrol car. His fellow police officer had shaken his head as he watched Carl get out of the cop car. See Carl was a pale, mousy haired, gangly boy who strikes about enough terror as Bambi. The poor boy never stood a chance against the outside world.

He was starting off small, Carl was. He was going to stand watch over the local grocery store. It was a simple job. A job even Carl couldn't screw up. At least, that's what he had been told.

So needless to say as that large man walked in, Carl almost wet himself. The only people he had been told to watch out for was that old man who always tried to bring his cats into the supermarket with him, and that lady with the mole on her lip. But this man did not fit either of the profiles.

The man was very tall with a strong build. He was wearing a black ski mask, and what looked like a Christmas sweater, oddly stretched over his towering form. He was wearing navy blue knitted mittens and a rather large pair of jeans. He also had yellow rubber boots that looked as though they had been used to climb Everest.

Yes, this man scared Carl Platinski. He hid behind the oranges, trying to look as insignificant as possible. But that large man set his eye on him anyway.

Carl was frozen in fear, the man began to walk one step at a time, with his eye fixed on poor Carl.

He stared down with, and Carl was sure he was imagining it, one red eye.

The man spoke in a booming voice that struck terror into Carl's heart….

"Yo Dawg, where's the bacon at?"

Beast Boy looked down at the neatly written list, with the i's dotted with little hearts.

"What's first on Star's list?" asked Robin, wavering slightly on the massive heels.

Beast Boy checked off the things they had already gotten, "Um, it says deodorant."

Robin paused and grimaced, "Just for the record, we are NEVER doing this again."

"Gotcha babe," said Beast Boy smirking.

Robin shivered, "You do know which isle we're going to have to go down, don't you?"

Beast Boy, if possible turned greener under the shadow of his hat, "I'm trying not to think about it."

They now stood in front of an isle that seemed to stretch out before their very eyes. It was an oddly colorful isle with a tantalizing smell that would tempt boys to walk down the isle. That vile seductress of a scent drew them in as nice clean-minded boys but once they walked out…

…they were never the same.

A large sign hung over it, swinging ominously. It read: 'Feminine Needs'.

Beast boy shivered, "At least you look the part, I mean if I wasn't in disguise. This could seriously hurt my rep."

Robin rolled his eyes, "Yeah, cause we know so many civilians that you'll need to protect your rep."

They walked towards it slowly and as they stood upon it, they faced each other.

"On the count of three," said Beast Boy.

"1…"

"…2…"

"…3!"

The two boys took off down the isle. Beast Boy raced down, one hand holding down his hat, one holding the list, "Deodorant, deodorant…where are you dammit?"!

"Wait Daniel!" shouted Robin; "I can't run in these heels!"

And sure enough…

CRASH

…he ran into a display of Mint White Toothpaste.

An employee ran up to help her, "Ma'am, ma'am! Are you alright miss?"

A boy of about sixteen ran up and helped Robin to his feet.

Robin blew some strands of blonde out of his face, "Yeah, I'm um…fine."

The boy smiled, his braces gleaming under the ceiling lights, "Well if you're sure…I could uh carry you?"

Robin stuttered, "Uh, no that's not necessary. I'm umm, just here with my brother!" he said motioning towards Beast Boy was trying very hard not to laugh.

"Oh, uh well catch ya later babe," said the store clerk, passing by Robin very close and walking away.

Robin froze.

Beast Boy ran up, "You okay…sis?"

Robin opened and closed his mouth looking very much like a goldfish, "He-he…he just goosed me!"

Beast Boy shrugged, "Well Rob, you are kind of a dish."

Robin glared, "Let's just get the deodorant, shall we?"

They looked around the isle and spotted the section were the deodorant was, hundreds of little containers of deodorant.

Robin gazed at it, confused, "Why are they so small?"

Beast Boy shrugged, "Maybe we should get 'um our brand. I mean so they won't run out."

Robin lifted an eyebrow, "It might be a little weird if Star starts smelling like Old Spice."

Beast Boy shrugged and put his hands in his pockets, "Yeah, your more of a Peach Blossom type of gal."

Robin glared, "How did you know Star wears Peach Blossom?"

"Animal senses," he said tapping his nose, "How did you?"

He paused, "Let's just pick some out, ok?"

Beast Boy cringed, "Ew, did you like smell her pits?"

Robin shook his head, "You need help."

"Ya know," said Beast Boy, enjoying Robin's awkwardness, "I always why Gizmo directed 'pit sniffer' at you…now I know."

Robin turned and crossed his arms, making a squeaking nose as the Styrofoam crinkled, "That's five laps around the tower, brother dear." He smirked and turned back to the shelf of deodorant.

"…I'm telling mom."

I am so so so so so so so so so so so so so so SO sorry it's late. But please review. It makes me smile. Ooh and I love to hear what parts you like best. And a special thank you to the reviews that reminded me to update!