Megs: Yo all, this is my first Naruto fic, so shut the fuck up XD -chuckles- I really am a nice person, ask my ReWrite friends! Of course ask Micaru! But anyways, a disclaimer again. I do not own Naruto, nor will I ever -teardrop-. The Oc's are a combined effort of me and a special friends ideas. Now please understand, this is meant to be funny, sometimes characters will be out of character. I also do not own, any of the music, or song's mentioned in this chapter.

Anyways, Fanfiction START!

Irritated sounds fled the females lips as she pushed her glasses up her nose. Amber eyes narrowed as she stared at the lines of text before her. Her fingers dancing across the board, as the sounds of Cascada flittered through the room. Starly was on a good string, she was on a nice mind thread. The main female had just discovered her parentage, and was gaining the aid of the Hero, in hunting down her parents. It had just gotten a little steamy, when her muse died in the middle of the sex scene. Just her luck, lately her muse seemed to be doing this a lot. Samantha said it had something to do with her lack of lovers, the fact that Starly had one boyfriend, three years ago. That had pushed to far, too fast, and had completely broken the girl. Any and all romance Starly knew how to write, was courtesy of her reading and watching Hentai.

She really had nothing to do, but work on her book, since Nolani and Samantha where in school. She shuffled her hand back through her hair, and shifted, pushing back from her desk, and walking over to the couch, crashing on it and stretching out. Her eyes closed as she pulled her glasses off and rubbed her hand over her eyes. Everything was calm, and everything seemed fine. Until she heard a crashing sound from the kitchen. She attributed it to the new puppy 'Alu', that Samantha had gotten them. Alu was an Irish Wolfhound, and he was as hyperactive as Naruto on pixie sticks. Her eyes closed as she sighed, and then she heard the talking.

In The Kitchen

Naruto sighed as he threw open the cabinets, blue eyes moving rapidly over the contents. He flew into a room off the kitchen, and started to throw things off the shelf. He was hungry, he smelt food, but he couldn't find his favorite! "WHERE'S THE RAMEN!" He screamed as he threw his hands up and whirled on his friends. Naruto Uzamaki, 19, Chuunin, and Best-Friend of Sakura Haruno, and Sasuke Uchiha. Ex-Studen of Kakashi Hatake. Of course at this moment, he didn't know what the HELL was going on. Except he was hungry as all hell, and there was food everywhere, but not his FAVORITE!

Sakura gave an exasperated sound as she threw her hands up. Adjusting her gloves nervously and looking around. Beryl eyes darted around as the pinkette looked around the room. She was wondering, were they where, and who owned this place. Her eyes darted around the room, as she turned her attention back to Sasuke, and Naruto. She turned and looked towards Kakashi. "Where are we..." She whispered softly, looking around nervously. "Naruto get out of that, it doesn't belong to you!" She cried out. Sakura Haruna, 19, Chuunin, Medic-Nin.

Sasuke looked around the room slowly, as he stepped around, almost expecting traps to go off. He had just barely been accepted back into Konoha, after he killed his brother two years ago. Sasuke Uchiha was 19, Chuunin, and the current heir of the Uchiha legacy. He was also utterly confused, not that he would show it, so much so that he was almost ready to ask the Jounin with them, for help. He noticed something sitting in a basket, on the counter and reached out snatching it up, and spinning it on a finger. Taking a rather large bite from the red item. It was an object we all know well, a tomato.

The Jounin in question, was currently burying his nose in a new edition of Icha Icha. He was spinning a Kunai on his finger, and then slowly he lowered the book to look around. "Naruto, Sakura... Sasuke... calm down. There is probably an explanation for this." he said in a light voice, looking around the kitchen. It seemed pretty well stocked, walking towards the refrigerator, he stared at a photo of three girls all falling over each other. They looked like they where a team, there was even a older male in the picture, that looked like their teacher. Was this the residence of a Shinobi team? It didn't feel like it, not enough traps. Actually there wasn't any at all.

A blur of silver and black fur slammed into the leg of the Jounin. Panting up at him and barking like nuts. Kakashi looked down and stared at the puppy, "Is that a dog?" He commented lightly.

Approaching the kitchen

Starly clutched the dagger tighter in her hand as she slowly snuck towards the kitchen. Her eyes narrowed, and glasses sliding down her nose. She was focused on what was going on. Why was there cosplayers in her residence? She had heard Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and at the end Kakashi. She could hear Alu barking and whistled, stepping into the open, and holding the dagger in one hand, much like a Shinobi would when running. "Who the hell are you, and how the hell did you get into my house!" She stated.

In the Kitchen

Naruto turned towards her his yes shining with hope. "Hey lady, where's the ramen!" He said hopefully as he went to his knees before her. Naruto thought with his stomach, when it was as empty as it was. How could he fight on an empty stomach! It was exactly how he had been, and always be. He gave a soft yelp as he was yanked back.

Kakashi smiled beneath his mask, his eye creasing as he smiled. "I am sorry miss, we seem to have gotten lost." He said lightly, as he set Naruto back down. "I am Hatake Kakashi... Do you happen to know where we are?" He said lightly. Eyeing his ex-students, then returning his attention to the young woman. His revealed eye creasing a little more as he smiled. It was amusing to say in the least, to see her holding that knife like that.

Sakura gave a weak laugh and looked around, "Honestly we don't know.." She said weakly. She looked towards Kakashi as he introduced himself. She bit her lip almost tentatively and then shifted her standing. "I am Haruno Sakura.." she said lightly, looking towards Sasuke, and Naruto again. Oh boy, what had they gotten themselves into.

Naruto jumped up as he pointed his thumb at his chest. "My names Uzamaki Naruto, and I'm gonna be the next Hokage!" he stated as he looked around. "But... I can't do it on an empty stomach.." He said in a whining tone, turning pleading eyes on the woman before him.

Sasuke just glared at the woman, and stared at the knife she had. It was dull, it was not something meant to be a weapon. He munched on the tomato, and stared at him. When everyone else introduced themselves, he shrugged his shoulders back and glared. "Hn.." he said lightly.

Starly pressed a hand to her forehead as she leaned on the doorway. Staring at the three people before her. This wasn't real this was something out of a story. "Oh Goddess, what did I do to deserve this. Probably working too much." She said weakly as she walked into the kitchen. She was in shock, so her body was on auto-pilot as she pulled out the ramen and got it going. Setting out the bowls and sitting down in a stunned manner. "Your really... Team 7, aren't you." She whispered weakly. She sighed and slumped back in the chair, her eyes closing slowly.

Naruto happily ate, in his usual manner, the girl had even given him chopsticks. He was rather happy as he hummed and ate, and then looked up at her. She seemed a little stressed out, a little roughed around the edges. "Yeah we really are team seven!" he said in a rather ecstatic tone. His eyes lit up as he looked around himself. "This is a nice place, do you live on your own?"

Sakura sat silently pressing her finger to her lips as she thought. Something seemed off about here, the female looked like she knew what she was doing with that knife, but she didn't give off the air of a shinobi. In fact, with those glasses, which Sakura noticed she kept pushing up, she looked like a scribe. She remained silent, and ate, looking towards the female and Naruto, trying to figure things out.

Sasuke silently ate, his eyes taking in the surroundings, and the habit of the female that had spoken to them. He narrowed his eyes on her lightly. Then tilted his head, "you know our names... but we know not of yours.." he stated lightly. He preferred to know peoples names, especially if they seemed to have answers that he wanted.

Kakashi wasn't eating, his face was buried in the book, and silence reigned from his area. He was actually focusing on the book, but at the same moment, the Jounin was noticing the female talking to her. She was agitated, and stressed, the lines on her forehead and around her eyes would tell you that. Not to mention the slight twitching of her right eye, every time she pushed her glasses up her nose. Another nervous habit, that he figured came from years of doing so. His attention returned to his book, as he let the ramen sit there.

Starly sighed and cleared her throat, "My name is Starly... my last name doesn't matter. You are in my home, and no I don't live alone. My two house mates are at school. Believe it or not, you are not in Konohakagure, nor in any of the neighboring, or far traveled villages. This may take some time getting used to, but you are in a completely different world... Welcome to America.. I also think the likelihood of you getting home any time soon, is zilch. " She said lightly.

Sakura blinked rapidly, pressing a finger to her lips, as her head tilted to the side. "America..." She said lightly. To say in the least, the female was confused, but more so then that, she was a little bit frightened. She was out of her element here, and this woman, Star-lee, seemed to know some things they didn't. "You know of us... How?.." She whispered softly.

Wandering to the computer room

Naruto had finished and had now gotten up from the table. He wandered out, and noticed a door open. He frowned as he noticed a glowing item in the room, and stepped in. Looking at the screen, his head cocked to the side. He noticed the board sitting right below the screen, and started to peck at it. The screen did weird things, items popping up, and vanishing. He kinda liked this game!

Back in the Kitchen

Starly sighed as she rubbed her temples. "Look its as simple as this, you are in my world now. Its probably a parallel Universe to your own. Look really, I can't deal with this. My publisher is expecting my next book soon, and I am stressed out as all hell. I am not up to dealing with what is going on." She stated as she pushed her chair back and stood up. She looked around and frowned, where was Naruto.

Sasuke looked around as well, where was that dobe? Where had he slipped off to. He noticed the woman talking to them stand up, and did so as well, wondering where in the name if Kami, was Naruto. He walked from the room, looking at an expansive living room. It wasn't styled like he was used to , but he could pretty much guess the gist of it.

Sakura frowned faintly, as she watched Starly stand, then Sasuke. Her eyes turning towards her ex-teacher, and then towards the stressed out female. Publisher? Oh she must be a writer, that would explain some, but not all things. "I think he went that way..." She pointed out lightly, motioning towards the door where she had seen Naruto vanish.

Proceeding to the Computer Room

Starly's back went rigid, as she turned then, stalking towards the room in question. The sounds of computer being screwed with, where heavy in the air. She rushed over shoving Naruto away, and then she collapsed, staring at the screen. Quickly she rebooted, and started to search frantically. Whatever, however, he had done it, he had wiped her files clean. All of them, good thing most of her books where backed up in paper, in her filing system, but her newest one, half-way done, wasn't!!

Naruto was suddenly thrown away from the item, just when he thought he was winning to! "Hey I was winning!" he cried as he stared up at the female, she had a rather, ticked off look to her, and she also had a devastated look. He frowned as he stood up and dusted himself off. Looking around the room, and not noticing the daggers the female was glaring at him.

Sakura gave a rather odd sound in her throat, as she watched the scene before her. Oh dear, this was not good, that woman looked positively mad. What had happened? This thought passed her mind, the same moment it slipped through her lips. "What happened?" She asked lightly.

Kakashi had been watching, silently amused, as he watched the females eyes spark with anger. Then her hands tighten, and she started to push her glasses up a little more forcefully. Whatever it had been, it had her pretty ticked.

Starly whirled on Naruto, her eyes seething with anger, her hands clenching in rage. If she was a shinobi, he would be running. "He completely deleted all of my files!! HE LOST MY BOOK!" She stated her anger rising as she felt her muscles tighten with the urge to just pummel the little bastard in the face.

Naruto paled as he gave a light sound. "I DIDN'T DO IT!" He stated as he promptly did a vanishing act, running out of the room as fast as he could. Knowing that the woman was out for blood, and all after a dumb book!

Starly gave a cry as she shifted then, darting after Naruto. Her eyes narrowed, as she shoved her glasses up one last time. Then she bolted after him completely. "I'm Going to KILL YOU!"