Meagen:
Alright folks, I'm back and I am working out more and more chapters. Guess what, from not on, each chapter will have even just a tidbit of fruity goodness. Now they might be lemons, or just a little limey. Most of the time, the events that happen, are actually very good dreams. There are lemons in store my dear fans, I assure you on that. You guys wanna help me out? By the way, Micaru and Sakurashi, my lovely lovely muses. Your Kakashi muse, and My Chika Muse... they make beautiful Music that helps me with my writing. Thanks -winks-. Also thanks to TenTen, Neji, Sakura, Sasuke, Itachi, Suigetsu, Kisame, and Gai of ReWrite...
Sakura: Meagen
Sasuke; In
Naruto: No
Kakashi: Way
Hinata: Owns
Shino: Naruto
Kiba: Or
Akamaru: bar arf bark (Any of its characters)
Meagen: There disclaimer made! Lets get rolling folks!
Last time, in A Unexpected Visit:
Starly explained a few things to the Naruto group, and then came to find that Naruto had completely ruined several things on her computer. She attempted to murder him, and his friends held her back. Eventually everyone settled into a nap, except Kakashi and Starly. Kakashi deciding to check up on their Hostess. Annoying her, and instating a new rule for her room.
No Poofing in...
Now... we enter in, three new Shinobi, a Ninken , and two highschool soon to be graduates.
Welcome to Unexpected!
STORY START!
Dream Sequence First Fruity Bit If this is offensive, then skip until you see bold print again...
Starly twisted as she stood under the cold spray of the shower. That man made so many things difficult for her! She gave a shivery moan as she tilted her head up, and let the cold water sting her skin. It was so real even though she knew it shouldn't be. She was dreaming right? She had to be. She rubbed her face, and thats when she felt the arms press around her waist. One strong hand splaying across her stomach, the other inching fingers around her thigh.
Her head tilted back as a pair of soft as silk lips brushed along her neck. Her back arched up as a hot calloused hand cupped her breast. A rough fingertip flicking over the sensitive bud. A gasping moan tore from her throat, as the hand on her thigh, flicked a finger up along the slit of her woman hood... her breath came in a gasping moan, a finger slowly sliding into her wet heat.
"You are a pervert..." The males rough voice whispered in her mind. His finger dragging in and out of her body, making everything feel alive, his mouth suckling on her neck. Starly had no idea why her dream was like this. Then the scene... just shattered...
Fruity Bit done!
Starly bolted away a gasping harsh sound leaving her throat, as she looked around herself. She had passed out on the couch in her office, and had slept for, according to her clock, three hours. Her hand clutched her chest as a shuddering moan pressed through her lips. "I am a pervert" She said as her arm fell over her eyes, making a rather perturbed female, sigh even more. She stood up and walked from her room, to see a motley bunch sitting in her living room. Now amongst the group there, was three no FOUR new faces. Hinata Hyuuga, Shino Aburame, and Kiba Inuzuka AND Akamaru(BIG Akamaru). "Oh fuck me.." She cursed softly.
Kiba looked up, as a female entered the room. She smelled of arousal that hadn't been allowed to come to completion. Her eyes where indeed almost a wolf golden brown, and hair was a light brown color, with golden hints. her glasses hung low on her nose, and her hair was mussed with sleep. So THIS was the Starly that Kakashi had told them about? Lovely thing she was, he felt though, he knew she was FAR from his type.
Hinata looked up at the female that walked in. She smiled weakly and stood, bowing slightly at the waist. "I am Hinata Hyuuga... Hatake-san has explained the situation. I hope you will open your home to me and my friends." She said softly, she was quite the lady when she wasn't nervous. She had even gotten over most of her shyness, she was now 19, and looking for a husband, per the requests of her father. She was a Chuunin, that worked in the medical field with Sakura Haruno, and together they would both probably save a lot of lives.
Shino remained silent as he stared at a spider on the ceiling. A bug wandered up his face as he stared at the female, through the shades of his glasses. She is definitely odd, there is a strength to her, that shows strife. He whispered to himself mentally. His finger came up as he stared at a insect on his finger, and then looked at the female.
Starly turned and looked towards Kakashi, her eyes softening as she sighed. "Yeah sure... nice to meet you Hyuuga-san, Aburame-san, Inuzuka-san.." She said politely respectfully. "Go find yourself a room if you like..." She said softly. Motioning with her arms, "Haruno-san, please escort them and show them the taken, and not taken rooms." She said lightly.
Sakura nodded as she motioned for the three to follow her. This alone was a task on its own, because they needed a room resilient enough to stand the rather large Akamaru.
Two Hours Later
The door slammed open, as a rather vibrant young woman walked into the house. Only one thing could describe her, COLOR BLIND! Her hair was a bright lime green, spiked in several directions, and her eyes where a dark cat green. She smiled cheekily as she threw off her violet jacket, and walked into the living room. Her shirt was orange, a baggy t-shirt, and her pants where a bright violent pink color. Her shoes had been tie-dyed a myriad of neon colors.
Behind her walked a young woman, wearing a nice sun dress, and sandals, which she kicked off at the door. Nolani's head tilted down as she walked in. Sighing softly, then she stopped, as Alu ran past her, streaking out with a even bigger dog on his tail. "Sammmmmm" She said in a long voice, her head tilted up as she looked at her friend. Then they saw it the eight people camped in the living room, chatting and eating pizza, Starly was one of them.
Starly looked up and sighed softly, she was regretting what was to happen. "Get in here Sam, Nola-chan.." She said lightly. "First off, these are not cosplayers, these are the real things." She said as she watched Sam open and snap her mouth closed. "We are keeping them here, until we figure out how they can get back.." She stated lightly.
It took thirty minutes before the shock hit..
Nolani made a sound in her throat as she sighed. Her legs giving out as she passed out. That started a nice stream of curses in the room.
"Whats wrong with her!" Naruto exclaimed as he barely caught the tiny female.
Sakura frowned crouching next to the dark haired female and pressing two fingers to her throat. "I think she just passed out.."
Sam shifted and scooped Nolani from Naruto. "Poor Nola-chan" She said softly and kissed her lightly on the cheek.
Starly sighed rubbing her temples and looking towards those in the room. "Its alright, Nolani's known to be delicate, I am surprised it took her this long to pass out." She said as she shoved her glasses up her nose.
Hinata sighed tapping her fingers together. "Sakura-chan, let us go help Sam-kun with Nolani-chan.." She said lightly as she stood, and followed after the two.
Sakura nodded, "Its a good idea, we are medicnins" She said lightly before walking out after the female.
Kakashi snapped his book shut, and stared at those there. Then down at the cold food, snatching up a slice of the pizza and walking out of the room.
Naruto sighed softly and collapsed, "I'm bored!" he exclaimed, as he propped his feet up on the coffee table. Only to have a hardcover book slam into his head.
"FEET OFF THE TABLE DOBE!" Starly screamed at him, as she growled and shifted over, kicking his feet off, and then looking at those left. Alright, there was going to have to be some rules made.
Kiba knew the look on teh females face, it was one Iruka got often, before he spouted off rules. He knew that Shino noticed it as well, and inwardly Kiba groaned.
"When everyone returns, some things are gonna happen here." Starly stated as she plopped down into her chair. Her legs crossing as she popped out the recliners foot rest.
One Hour Later
Starly was on the verge of killing Naruto. She had decided to start a movie, letting them watch the entire Invader Zim show. Naruto, the idiot, had taken up being like Gir.
Kakashi sighed as he watched the blond male, making a nuisance of himself. He looked around the room noting the changes. Shino was being shino, and silently leaning on a wall. Naruto was of course acting like the dumb robot on the show. Hinata and Sakura hadn't returned. Sasuke seemed to be napping, seemed was the word. Kiba had gone outside ages ago to play with the dogs.
Starly sighed as she left the room, smiling as Sam came down the step with the rest of the girls. "Heya..." She said lightly as she smiled at them.
Sam grinned ear to ear, wearing now a bright neon green t-shirt and black shorts. "I'm going for a swim... I am gonna invite them... Hinata and Sakura are borrowing some of Nolani's suits.."She commented.
Starly laughed softly as she shook her hand at them. "Alright alright, I will get my suits on,a nd turn on the lights, and the heat for the pool." She stated. Oh boy, lovely god damn Sam, she was gonna jump from that ledge again.
Twenty Minutes Later
Starly was amazed, Sam had managed to effectively get Everyone wanting to swim. So Starly had trekked off into her closet to find a bathing suit. She couldn't find any that would fit. Asides from a string bikini, in black. Just her luck, just her luck. She trekked down to the pool to view the scene.
Kakashi looked over the scene, barely catching site of their writer in her sting bikini. So there WAS a body beneath that large shirt. Well that was fun to know, it was a rather nice one. He turned to the scene, Naruto and Kiba cannon balling. Shino was sitting on the side of the pool, his feet in the water. Sakura and Hinata where exchanging banter with Nolani, splashing each other on occasion. Sasuke was just floating in the water. He hadn't seen that green haired woman, in a bit.
Thats when they all heard it
"WHOOOOHOOOOO" The scream came from the green haired females lips as she JUMPED from the third floor balcony, that was hanging over the pool. With a resounding splash, she landed in the deep water of the pool.
To say water go everywhere, was an understatement, grossly slow.
Kiba gave a hooting yell and thrust his arm into the air. "THAT WAS KICK ASS!" He cried as he water tackled the female.
Sasuke sighed as he rubbed the water from his eyes, and glared at the no wrestling freaks.
Sakura laughed softly, and helped Hinata and Nolani back up. Laughing as she watched Naruto splutter for air.
The night continued on, a rather pleasant one. At the end of the night, the group separated, took their showers, and went to bed. That was... until Naruto got hungry.
Two hours after everyone went to bed... Approximated time... 3 O'Clock in the morning.
Naruto ran around the kitchen like a chicken with his head cut off. Looking for something to eat. He was throwing things around, trying to find something. Let me tell you, he was being annoying. Muttering something about cup cakes over and over again.
Starly gave a growl as she stepped from her desk, and grabbed a roll of something silver form her desk drawer. She stalked into the kitchen, and lobbed a hardcover book at Naruto's head. It hit its mark.
Kakashi took this moment to walk in, just as the female had pounced on Naruto and wrestled the much larger male into a chair. A ripping odd sound filled the air, as she usedsomething to secure him to the chair. "What is that?" He muttered.
Starly gave a feral grin as her eyes danced with mirth. "Silence is Goldne, Duct-tape is silver!" She stated as she wrapped a good section around Naruto's mouth. Dropping the duct-tape out of his reach, and then walking out.
Naruto had found something he hated more then Sasuke. Duct-tape...
Author's Note:
This chapter jumped around a lot, I know. But it had more comedic value then the last few. In the next chapter, we are doing a time skip, to April 19th, Starly's 20th birthday. I know some of the characters seemed odd, but I believe that a good shinobi should be able to adapt to ANY situation. Capiche?
Oh I also want to thank Wally, you know who you are. You helped me out, and you talked to me, and pulled me down from my rage. Thanks Man -huggles everyone-
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