(A/N): Here's the next chapter guys! Sorry it's kinda short. But, as previously stated, I outline all the chapters before I write them (so I know I can finish 'em) and this just happened to fall in the next place. Hope you all enjoy it!

To IrishBeerIsGood: Thanks for being patient. We talked about this one for…what? 3 days? And it's finally come into existence. Enjoy!

To writer-reader girl: I'm glad you liked it. And I'm SO glad I kept Genie in character. That's my worst fear about this fic is breaking Genie's character. So, for you to tell me I didn't is a great relief. Keep reading and reviewing!

To MCI: I'm happy you liked the chapter AND your plush. You happy makes me happy. I'm trying to get the chapters out quicker so I can get to the 'good stuff'. Anyway, I hope you like the next chapter.

ToLuiz4200: Thanks for reviewing! As far as the spelling goes…that's what the script I'm looking off of says. I just go with what they say spelling-wise. And Genie brings up the other rules after the song. They come up in this chapter. Hope you enjoy it!

To Liana-Wolfe: Awesome rhyming skills! Here's your chapter!

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"So what'll it be, master?"

I sighed lightly. It was kind of hard to relax after that show stopping number we just pulled. Lisa was in a similar state, a look of 'I can't believe I just did that' on her face.

Aladdin spoke up.

"You're gonna grant me any three wishes I want?"

Lisa gruffed so hard she almost fell off the rock. To answer this question, Genie turned into a version of William F. Buckley.

"Ah, almost. There are a few provisos, a couple of quid pro quos."

Aladdin looked at Genie, urging him to go on.

"Like?"

Genie shrunk down to our size and sat on the rock beside Lisa.

"Ah, rule number one: I can't kill anybody. (He slices his head off with his finger.) So don't ask."

Lisa raised her eyebrows, I felt a gag find its way out of my mouth and Aladdin grabbed his neck. Then Genie poofed himself next to me.

"Rule number two: I can't make anyone fall in love with anyone else."

He then leaned down and gave me a large kiss on the cheek. My heart jumped into my throat and I felt my cheeks grow hot.

"Ooooo! You little punim, there."

Genie said patting my cheek where he had kissed me moments earlier.

I heard Lisa choke back a laugh (at the expression on my face I'm sure) and I saw Aladdin look at us like we were crazy out of the corner of my eye.

Then, Genie poofed next to Aladdin, lying flat on his back.

"Rule number three: (he started rising back up, now turned into a zombie) I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, (he grabbed Aladdin and shook him) I don't like doing it!"

I saw Aladdin grab his mouth as if he were about to throw up. I scooted so close to Lisa as I could. I heard Lisa hiss slightly at the loss of personal space. Genie poofed back to normal.

"Other than that, you got it!"

Aladdin glanced on his shoulder at Abu, and then to Lisa and me with a sly look on his face.

We knew exactly what he was thinking. We would've known even if we HADN'T seen the movie.

"Ah, provisos? You mean limitations? On wishes?"

"Limitations..?" Lisa repeated in a saucy voice.

I couldn't see whether or not anyone but me got the innuendo, seeing as I had buried my face in my hands, shaking my head in embarrassment. Lisa looked at me, expectantly. I shrugged my shoulders. She gave me a 'help us!' look. I turned with my back to Genie and mouthed:

'I don't want to.'

She gave me a stern look. I knew I couldn't get out of this one.

B-b-but I don't wanna be mean to Genie…

"Can't even bring people back from the dead. I don't know, Abu--he probably can't eve get us out of this cave. Looks like we're going to have to find a way out of here…"

Lisa gave me a pointed look. I swallowed my pride and summoned up as much acting skill as I could.

"Yeah," I bit out, scathingly. "What a wimp of a Genie."

I could feel Genie's angry eyes burning the back of my head. By this time we were all strolling away, 'looking for a way out'. Then, Genie slammed his foot in front of us, blocking our path.

"Excuse me? Are you lookin' at me? Did you rub my lamp? Did you wake me up, did you bring me here? And all of a sudden, you're walkin' out on me?"

Aladdin and Lisa looked at each other, smugly. I just watched Genie. I was slightly disturbed to find that he was really sexy when he was pissed. He started advancing on us, getting madder and madder as he went.

"I don't think so, not right now. You're gettin' your wishes, so siddown!"

I felt my legs give out (as much as I'll deny it, not JUST because of fear) and sat down on Carpet. Lisa was on my right and Aladdin was in front of her. Genie poofed in front of me.

"In case of emergency, the exits are (he crated multiple arms with each word) here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, here, (all the arms came back into two) anywhere! Keep your hands and arms inside the carpet."

Genie grabbed Carpet by the tassels and I panicked.

Oh shit…

"Weeee'rrrrrreee..."

I started hyperventilating.

"Outta here!"

I screamed as we broke through the top of the cave and grabbed on to the closes thing possible. That just happened to be Genie's waist.

Let me just say I didn't plan it! I swear! It was just reflex to grab onto something solid when flying on a carpet at 90 miles an hour.

But, I'm not going to lie…it was nice. You know, Genie has really soft skin…when I finally realized what I was doing I tensed up.

Crap.

I pulled back slightly and saw Genie looking back at me.

"You okay, sweetheart?"

"I…don't like heights…"

I started to reluctantly let go of him.

"Sorry."

"Naw, it's alright if you wanna hold on."

I smiled in appreciation.

"Thanks."

"No problem."

(A/N): I wanna state that I am aware I changed some little things (such as Genie kissing Sarah on the cheek instead of Aladdin as himself instead of big lips and such). I did that because, as I've stated, Lisa and Sarah are a part of the story now and it would be weird for Genie not to interact with them and that seemed a perfect time. So please, don't get mad.

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