Disclaimer: I do not, have not ever owned Naruto nor will I ever.
A/N: Kei also I'm here to say some really weird parings abound in this story simply coz I like them and those are my pairings. No offence meant I just like them. No problem if you don't personally.
Ino laughed softly to herself as she jabbed Shikamaru's stomach, "Man you're getting fat Shika!"
"Ino that's not nice." Shikamaru said, "I mean I'm not that fat. Your own boyfriend is bigger than me!"
"Shikamaru don't drag me into this discussion." Chouji said.
"Then get Ino to shut up about me!" Shikamaru said pouting.
"That pout doesn't fit you at all. But it does make you look delectable." Asuma said picking up Shikamaru.
"Put me down!" Shikamaru demanded blushing a bright red and flailing.
"What if I don't want to?" Asuma asked rubbing his nose in Shikamaru's neck.
"Aw! Sensei, Shikamaru get a room!" Chouji called hiding behind a very interested Ino.
"Why should we though Ino seems to like this." Asuma asked.
"Well I don't!" Chouji stated, "Plus didn't we make a deal Shika?"
"What was that again?" Shikamaru asked still in Asuma's arms.
"That I wouldn't stop being your friend if you didn't do crap like this in front of me!" Chouji answered.
"Oh yeah that, sorry." Shikamaru said getting down and standing again.
"Damn it I was watching that!" Ino huffed.
"Ino please no." Chouji said.
"Why are you a homophobe all of a sudden?" Ino asked.
"How could I be a homophobe if my best friend is one?" Chouji countered.
"You have a point." Ino said.
"Of course." Asuma said, "He's not as dumb as he looks. You should know that Ino."
"You're right Asuma-sensei." Ino said before turning to Chouji and taking his hand, "C'mon let's go elsewhere."
"Ok." Chouji replied.
"Sometimes our antics can't help but make me laugh and wonder how the hell we got so far." Asuma said.
"Especially you eh?" Shikamaru asked.
"Yes especially with me." Asuma answered wrapping his arms around Shikamaru.
"I am going to have to assassinate some of my own organization." Pein said falling on his desk much like Tsunade had back in Konoha.
"Why?" Konan asked.
"Because they're all insane except you." Pein answered, "And even then you aren't completely sane."
"Is it coz of Sasori and Itachi?" Konan asked.
"Yes it's exactly about them!" Pein answered, "You try dealing with them!"
"I dunno what you deal is at least they're better than Zetsu and the fact that he had a child completely on his own." She said sitting on the desk near his head banging her legs against it.
As if on cue, the small Venus-Flytrapped child ran into the room squealing as Tobi chased him, "You'll never ever catch me!" He taunted.
"Tobi is a good boy. Tobi will catch you!" Tobi said.
"Pein! Tobi's gonna eat me!" He said ducking behind the chair.
"Yutaka, Tobi what have I told you about running around in my office?" Pein asked.
"That we shouldn't…" Yutaka answered.
"Yes." Pein said, "NOW GET OUT!"
"Tobi is a good boy he will leave and take Yutaka with him." Tobi said going around the desk and chasing out Yutaka.
"Oh what the hell Zetsu control your son!" Kakuzu said helping Hidan reattach himself once more.
"Fine. Come here Yutaka." Zetsu's white half said.
"No keep on pissing him off he'll then know what to expect." The black half said.
"Don't listen to him!" The white half ordered.
"Yes listen to me!" The black one ordered.
"Zetsu you're arguing with yourself. Stop it!" Kisame said.
"Do you really want Deidara to blow you up for waking up his kid?" Itachi asked rubbing his own stomach.
"Tobi started it!" Zetsu exclaimed indignant.
"Tobi is a good boy." Tobi said, "Tobi will tell the truth. Tobi did start it."
Well here's the second chapter introducing a few more couples to the story. Three should be on the way soon. And yes my Tobi is not really acting like Mandara Uchiha and you know what he won't. I like this Tobi, the goofy Tobi.