-1Oh Em Gee Lol unnecessary recap of the first and second chapter.

Mitsuki's twin sister Sumire fell out of a window. People think Mitsuki pushed her.

Mitsuki's friends bring her to the host club. She talks to Haruhi for a short while before causing a commotion about how she had great friends. Then she faints. She wakes up with a fever in the 3rd music room. Everyone leaves, leaving Kaoru and Hikaru in charge of her. They attempt to leave her there, but the door is locked. They eventually open it. Mitsuki, who's fever has left her, goes home to her hotel room. Tae comes over saying she got a room at the hotel. Mitsuki has a hallucination. The next day, she talks to Kyoya.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ouran High School Host Club.

Author Note: Enjoy the short chapter while it still lasts.

"See you tomorrow, Kyouya!" Mitsuki walks out of the room. "Sumire, this is Kyouya Ootori?" Mitsuki pulls out her cell phone and opens a picture of Sumire. "The boy you fell in love with?"

Mitsuki sighs and puts her phone back into her dress pocket. She decides to take a stroll through the park to kill time. "Maybe…I should join a club?" Mitsuki walks out of the Ouran High School doors, and then to the park.

"But if I join a club, how will I be able to talk to Kaoru and Hikaru? Since I don't have any classes with them, the only time I can talk to them is after school during club hours. But on days that I can't talk to Hikaru and Kaoru," Mitsuki kicks a stone in her path, "I've got nothing to do."

"I used to go to the mall with Sumire, and we'd get ice cream cones and buy elegant shirts we'd never wear," Mitsuki sits down at a bench in front of a pond. "Sumire, where did you go?"

"Maybe…I should go to the mall tomorrow? It'll be Sunday, so there won't be any school. I could buy a new cell phone. I've already had this one for a week, and a new more expensive one has come out."

Mitsuki stands in front of the local mall. Sumire, I've never been here without you. "Should I go in? Would it be disrespectful to go in without Sumire?"

The twins, arriving at the mall, notice Mitsuki standing there immediately. "Should we avoid her?" Kaoru asks Hikaru. Hikaru and Kaoru attempt to walk past her and into the mall without her noticing.

Sumire, it's Kaoru and Hikaru! I'll go in after all. "Hey, wait up! Hikaru, Kaoru!"

"Crap, she noticed."

"Pretend we don't hear."

Kaoru and Hikaru make their way into the mall. Mitsuki follows. She catches up to them and jumps in front of them. "Hey, Kaoru, Hikaru!" She nods at Hikaru while saying 'Kaoru,' and Kaoru when she says, 'Hikaru'.

"Ah, it's Mitsuki," says Kaoru.

"Hi, um…Hikaru?"

"Kaoru."

"Sorry. So what to go shopping with me?"

"Not particularly."

"…Oh. Well I'm just gonna get the Hitode third generation cell phone. What are you two here for?"

"Nothing in particular."

"See you later then!" Mitsuki walks in her own direction toward the electronic store. Sumire, they didn't want to shop with me. She finds her way to the cell phones. "Eh! No Hitode cell phones?"

A teenage boy with a lot of acne looks up. "Oh, they are sold out. They're really popular."

"I'll bet. That's why I want them. They are the most expensive phones in Japan at the moment. Therefore, you MUST have at least one in stock?"

"No, sorry. Sold out. A group of girls in yellow dresses came by and bought the last ones."

"Could you please check to make sure that there isn't one left in the back?" Mitsuki rolls her eyes, then looks at the other phones on display.

"Hey, you're Saionji Mitsuki! Security! Please don't kill me! Security!" The boy starts freaking out and begins jumping all over the electronic store. Mitsuki figures it's best to leave now.

Mitsuki walks out of the furniture store and decides to go to the formal dresses shop. When she walks in, she's recognized immediately. They have dresses that were made to look like the ones that Mitsuki or Sumire have recently worn in public. The Sumire dresses are on clearance sale.

"Ah! It's Saionji Mitsuki! Quick someone grab a camera! I want a picture with her!" The lady at the cash register takes a diamond necklace inside the display box at the counter, and puts it on.

A man from the other room comes out with a camera and takes a picture of the lady next to Mitsuki, who smiles despite the want to get a dress and get out. "Excuse me, can I see your best dresses?"

The lady puts the diamond necklace back into the display case, and leads Mitsuki to the wall of most expensive dresses. "Here they are! Pick your favorite!" The lady shoes Mitsuki the most expensive one. "How about this one?" It's a Mitsuki rip-off dress.

"No thanks, I have one just like it."

"You do? Fantastic! Do you see one you like?"

Mitsuki turns around, and sees Kaoru and Hikaru pass the shop. They haven't bought anything. "I'll ask them which they like!"

"Hey, Hikaru, Kaoru!" They turn to look, and she pulls them into the shop and shows them the wall of expensive dresses.

"Which one would look best on me?"

"How the hell would we know?"

The lady frowns at them. "Tsk tsk! Do you know who this is? This is Saionji Mitsuki! Don't you think you should be nice to her! I'm sure she'd give you expensive presents on your birthdays!"

"No thanks, we already get those," says Kaoru.

"Nice to meet you, I'm Hitachin Hikaru. Several of the dresses in this shop are rip offs of the designs my mother makes." Hikaru points to the Mitsuki rip off dress that the lady had tried to get Mitsuki to get earlier.

"Ooh! Then I where your mother's dresses? How come I never noticed that? I guess I haven't been paying much attention to the brands lately."

"This is so great! Who's going to walk into the store next?" The lady nearly faints.

"Hmm, Hikaru, Kaoru?" Haruhi, is to, at the mall. And passing the formal shop.

"Oh! It's Haruhi! Nice to see, you bye!" Hikaru and Kaoru leave the bridal and go to talk with Haruhi, who is in her Sunday girl clothes.

"Eh! Eh?" Mitsuki runs over to them. "Haruhi wears girl clothes?!"

"…Yes," Haruhi nods. "I wear girl clothes."

"But you're male?"

"…Yes, she's 100 male!" say the twins.

"Wow," says Mitsuki, "This club is full of strange people…Can I join?"

"The host club"

"is guys only," say both twins.

"But Haruhi clearly is a girl," Mitsuki.

"Is not!" says Kaoru.

"I don't think that's for you to decide," Mitsuki says.

"She's a boy! What do you think a girl would be doing in a host club of only boys?"

"Maybe…she's gay?"

"She's not gay!" says Hikaru.

"So she is a girl!" says Mitsuki! Haruhi isn't paying attention. She's thinking, "I've really got to leave. I still have to do the dishes or there won't be any to make dinner on. And the clothes have to be taken of the line, it's going to rain today, isn't it? They'll get all wet and I'll have to dry them again…"

"Where's Kyouya when you need him?" says Hikaru.

"Forget it," says Mitsuki, "If you really don't want me to be in the club, I'm alright. I just thought it would be fun to hang out with my new friends."

"Jeez, we art your friends!" says Hikaru.

Mitsuki looks down. "Darn, thought you were." And so she goes home.

Author note: Dun dun dun! Sorry, chapters are so short and all. They could be a lot shorter though. Just to show you how short they could be, the next chapter is going to be super short. Hah, take that! Then you'll see that my chapters are REALLY short. They're just regular short. Review please!