Thanks to all you reviewers out there. Your advice will all be taken. Since I am a very lazy person I will only do disclaimers every 10 chapters or so.
I do not own Super Smash Brothers or any other characters in the story. I do own the story though.
The founding students of the Super Smash Brother School for Smashers were gathered in the Auditorium, all 2,300 of them, waiting for the headmaster to welcome them. The hall was filled with noisy chattering as the students talked about what would the school be like, will they be in the same class, what the teachers are like and other stuff first-time students would talk about. Some people however, were not at all nervous…
Marth, the young, handsome, blue-haired prince of Altea, was exhilarated at the sight of so many hot girls.
"Check out the girls, Falcon!!!" Marth said to a tall, powerfully built man with a blue tightsuit and red racing helmet.
"I know..." Captain Falcon agreed "Who knew there were so many fish in the sea!"
As the two young men drooled at the girls, Roy, Marth's fiery-haired bodyguard leaned over to talk to Link, a stunningly handsome Hyrulian dressed in green.
"You'd think that Marth has his hands full already with 5,000 ex-girlfriends back in Altea. I'm surprised one of them hasn't killed him yet."
"Yeah…" Link said not focusing on Roy at all.
"You're not listening at all, are you?"
"Yeah…"
"Never mind."
Meanwhile, further o the front of the hall, Pikachi and Pichu were squeaking in excitement at the sight of so many people. Kirby was munching on an apple and Yoshi was playing with a ball.
"Pika Pika!"
"Pichuuuuuuuu!!!"
"Jiggly!!!"
The foursome looked up to see Jigglypuff waving at them from an aisle further down.
"Jiggly!!!" they shouted in happiness at seeing another friend and they rushed down to join the pink Pokemon. Besides where the foursome was sitting earlier, Mewtwo raised an eyelid, surveyed the scene and went back to sleep.
Peach, Zelda and Samus were sitting together, talking about the other people they know that they could see in the hall.
"Who's that turtle sitting besides Ganondorf?" Zelda inquired.
"That's Bowser, a horrible creature who has tried to kidnap me many times. If Mario wasn't there to save me I might not be here today!!!" At the thought of Mario Peach swooned and her eyes became love hearts.
"Okay…." Zelda sweatdropped.
"Hey, look, Samus! There are nine guys all wearing identical clothing!" Zelda said.
"What sort?" Samus asked, looking down.
"They're wearing big black cloaks with red clouds on them!" Zelda reported.
"Probably some weirdos from a far-off planet." Samus said.
"Yeah, probably…." Zelda started wondering.
"I can see Marth, Falcon, Roy and Link down there too!" Samus said.
"Link…" Zelda whispered softly.
"What was that?" Samus said
"Nothing" Zelda quickly said, blushing slightly.
"SILENCE!!!!!" a voice rang out from nowhere.
The hall immediately became quiet. A floating hand materialized in front of the podium, to the gasps of many.
"I am Master Hand, your headmaster at this school."
"He's our headmaster? He doesn't even have a head!" Peach said "He should be renamed the handmaster of the school.
Zelda and Samus groaned at the lame joke.
Master Hand cleared his throat and started talking.
"Welcome, founding students, to the Super Smash Brothers School for Smashers. This is a school for those who aspire to become Smashers, peacekeepers of the solar system. The Smashers were a group of warriors formed by me many thousands of years ago to combat the evils in this solar system. When we finally managed to establish peace, I disbanded them and the Smashers spread out among the planets to become the first rulers of the many kingdoms and empires of the planets in our solar system. Now, I feel it is time again to form a new group of Smashers to uphold justice and deal with any troubles among our peaceful worlds. But becoming a Smasher is not easy. To become one you need loyalty, honour, strength, a sense of justice, courage and above all, an undying will to serve the people, and even sacrifice yourself, to maintain peace throughout the worlds. I know that all 2,295 of you are capable of being Smashers, or I wouldn't have asked you to join the school, but there will only be 27 of you who will become Smashers, after the 2 year course. So, if you really want to become a Smasher, you will have to push yourself to the limits, and exceed 2,268 other promising students to hold a position as a Smasher. I bid you all luck in your attempt to become a Smasher. Now, for the sorting. You will be sorted into 85 classes of 27 students." Master Hand then started calling out the roll. When he finally finished, the muttering started again.
"We're in the same class!" Peach said excitedly to her blonde and brunette friends (Zelda is brunette in SSBB, so she is brunette in this story)
Meanwhile….
"We're in the same class!" Marth shouted excitedly to his three friends.
"Yeah, yeah, big deal" Roy said.
Link didn't even bother to answer.
Meanwhile (again)……
"Gimme five bro, we're in the same class!" Bowser cheered to Ganondorf.
"Aaaaaargh!!!!!" Ganondorf yelled.
When they high-fived, Bowser accidentally stuck one of his claws into Ganon's hand.
"Sorry…" Bowser said.
"Never mind…" Ganon muttered through clenched teeth.
"Well, it's time for class students!" Master Hand's voice cut through the air "The wire frames will show you to class."
The chattering resumed as the students filed off to class.
Well, that was chapter one. I hope you guys enjoy it. I'm sorry if the chapters are too short but the only time I get to write is during SSR after morning tea and lunch.
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