I must say again, thank you to all the kind reviewers out there for, well, reviewing. Without further ado, here's the next chapter.

As class 4B filed into their room, they got a glance of their teacher, sitting at the front of the classroom patiently waiting. The teacher was…. a wire frame. Everyone sweat dropped.

"We worked our butts off to get a scholarship for this school and our teacher is a bunch of wires?!" Samus yelled.

"Sit down at a desk of your choosing, class" the wire frame replied "I shall now call the roll. First up… Bowser."

"Yo!" Bowser said, trying to be gangster.

"Captain Falcon."

"Show me your moves!" Falcon said, striking a macho pose.

"I don't think he has any." Roy told Falcon, who deflated noticeably.

"Donkey Kong."

"Oooo, oooo!!!" the big ape whooped.

"Falco."

"Here!"

"Fox!"

"Reporting for duty…ah…class, I mean." Fox said.

"Ganondorf"

"Wassup, G?" Ganondorf said, trying to be even more gangster than Bowser.

Everyone sweat dropped.

"You were lamer than Bowser, Ganondork." Link said coolly.

"Shudupp greenie." Ganondorf tried to retort.

"Link's right." Zelda giggled, failing miserably not to laugh.

"Go stuff ur face, princess!" Ganondorf shouted.

"No swearing in the class!" the wire frame snapped sharply.

"What are you gonna do, huh? Scare me with a scary face?" Ganon shouted back at the teacher.

"Exactly that. Yamato, come here!" the wire frame clapped his hands and Yamato, the mokuton shinobi appeared.

"What happened? I was in the other side of school in class 12S and why am I now in 4B" Yamato asked curiously.

"Doesn't matter. Now, Yamato, I want you to use your "ghoul face" on Ganondorf here"

"Sure." Yamato used his famous "ghoul face" on Ganondorf.

"Mummy!!!" Ganon shrieked in fright and jumped on Samus, who threw him off and repeatedly punched him in the groin. When she made sure Ganondorf had no chance of ever reproducing again Samus sat down, dusting her hands.

"That Samus is so sexy when she is mad." Roy commented. She shot him a glance and Roy felt his blood freeze.

"S-sorry, Samus." Roy stammered.

"Anyway…" the wire frame interrupted "Jigglypuff."

"Jiggly!" Jigglypuff piped up.

"Kirby."

"Poyo!"

"Link."

"Here."

"Luigi"

"H-h-here" the plumber stammered.

"Mario."

" I'm-a-here!"

"Marth."

"I'm present."

"Metaknight."

"Humph!"

"Mewtwo."

"Here."

"Mr. Game and Watch."

"Beep!"

"No swearing please."

"Beep! Bee-bee-beep!"

"Oh, sorry. I didn't realize you could not speak in Nintendonese."

"Beeeep…"

"Nana and Popo."

"Hi!!!!" the two Eskimos waved.

"Ness."

"I'm here!"

"Peach"

"Sweet!"

"Pichu and Pikachu."

"Pikachu!"

"Pichu!"

"Pit!"

"May Palutena bless you." the angel said serenely.

"Why thank you Pit. Next up…Roy."

"Here!"

"Samus is here…Snake!"

"At your command."

"Yoshi!"

"Yoshi!" the dinosaur replied.

"Young Link."

"I'm here."

"Zelda."

"At your service, sir."

"Okay, everyone's present. Any questions before we start?" the teacher inquired.

"Hang on, if this is a school, how come Pichu is allowed here? He's only 1 and a half years old! Besides, we had to get scholarships to be able to enroll in this school. How did the Pokemon get scholarships if they didn't attend schools?" Samus asked.

"The head master does not just let people with scholarships join this school. Many students cannot go to a school that offers a scholarship so Master Hand traveled the solar system looking for worthy candidates."

"How are Pikachu and Pichu more talented than other Pokemon. I can understand how Jigglypuff got here (because she is a famous singer) and Mewtwo as well, but there are hundreds of Pikachus and Pichus throughout Kanto. Why these two?"

"Look at what they are building and you will understand." the wire frame nodded at Pikachu and Pichu. Samus turned and her eyes bulged in astonishment. Pikachu and Pichu had just built a perfect miniature replica of the F-zero Grand Prix circuit with 5mm by 1 cm Lego bricks.

"See what I mean?" the wire frame said triumphantly.

"OMG." Samus was still gaping at the structure.

"Okay. Class, get out your textbooks. We'll start with some history."

After lunch, Samus, Peach and Zelda strolled through the campus, talking about the morning's classes.

"I still don't bet why we have to learn French. We don't even know where France is!" Peach pouted.

"Hey, look! Fox and Falco are having a shooting contest!" Samus raced across to join, putting her Powersuit on hurriedly.

"Hey fox! I challenge you and the bird to a shooting contest!"

"Bring it on!" Fox taunted.

Link, Marth and Roy were watching Captain Falcon, the Pokemon, Yoshi, Ice Climbers, Ness, Mr. G&W, the Mario Brothers, Young Link and Kirby play baseball on the field.

Suddenly they saw a huge orb of light appear in the distance. It glowed for a few seconds, then exploded. Link could see three distant figures from the area where the explosion took place fly towards the baseball field. The first figure flew straight past Ness, who was batting, and into Kirby's mouth.

"Strike one!" Luigi shouted.

A burnt and charred Samus flew next.

"Strike two!" Luigi shouted again.

Falco came flying but Ness was ready this time. He smashed Falco back where he came from.

"Home run!" Luigi announced.

Ness ran around all four bases while his team cheered him on.

"Why was there a gigantic explosion and why did Fox, Falco and Samus fly here?" Marth asked.

Just then, Peach and Zelda came hurrying across.

"Oooh, two lovely princesses to woo!" Marth quickly preened himself and rushed over to flirt with the two girls.

"Hi, princesses, how's it going?" Marth flashed a smile at Peach and Zelda.

"Uh…we can't talk now, we're going to help Samus."

"So, wanna hang out?" Marth asked, ignoring Peach's answer.

"Sorry, we're preoccupied." The two princesses walked away.

"Nooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! I got rejected!" Marth broke down crying.

"Come on Marth," Roy tried to comfort him "There are many more opportunities for you to show them your skills and talents. Besides, there are still many more fish in the sea."

"You're right, Roy," Marth said as he stood up "There are many more fish in the sea and my net is wide." With that, he ran his fingers through his hair, adjusted his tiara and stood in a macho posture.

"Home Run!" They turned to see Pikachu smash a ball straight into the stands, at them. The baseball slammed into Marth's groin. He promptly fainted.

"Master Marth!" Roy screamed "Link, help me get him to the infirmary!"

"Nah, do it yourself. I'm going down to see what happened." Link said as he walked down the stands to where Zelda and Peach were helping Samus and Fox.

"Master Marth, hang in there!" Roy cried as he piggybacked Marth and headed up to the infirmary.

"So, are you going to tell me what happened or not, Samus?" Peach asked a little impatiently.

"Well… I was losing the contest, so I decided to use an antimatter missile, but the idiot Ganondorf threw a Bomb-omb into my cannon just as I was firing. Seemed like he wanted revenge for his manhood. Anyway, it clogged up my cannon and exploded, detonating my missile. There was a big BOOOOOOM! and we were sent flying."

"Wait a minute Samus, I don't remember you having an antimatter missile. That's an extremely high tech and powerful ordnance. Where did you get it?"

"Oh, Pikachu gave me one. Said Master Hand wanted it tested but because he was going to play baseball, he let me test it."

"You could have died! There was no knowing what the missile could have done to you!" Peach shouted.

"Well, Pikachu promised me a big explosion and there was, even though I was in it…"

"You and your explosions…" Peach sighed.

"Where's Falco?" Fox asked suddenly.

"Oh, Ness home-runned him." Link said, strolling over.

"Ouch!" Fox winced.

"Watch out!" Ness called.

Link turned around to see that Pichu had smacked the ball straight at him. Without breaking a sweat, Link drew his sword and sliced the ball in half.

"Pichuuuuuuu!!!!" Pichu started crying and Pikachu ran up to comfort him.

"Pika pika?" The yellow mouse asked his little brother.

"Link choppy my ball!" Pichu wailed in Poke speech.

"Pika! Pikachu!" Pikachu turned and glared at Link.

"What?! It's only a ball!"

"Pi, Pikachu chu pi!"

I was only trying to protect myself! Tell your crybaby brother to grow up!" Link turned away.

"Pikaaa!!!!"

Pikachu started glowing with electricity. It enveloped him and he became a massive ball of lightning. Pikachu used Volt Tackle on Link's backside.

"Pikaaa!!!!" Pikachu yelled as he crashed into Link."

"Oh shit." Link uttered.

He was sent flying into the stands and straight at Zelda.

BOOOOOOM!!!!!

The stands was a mess. Debris were everywhere. Two figures lay in the middle of the whole mess.

"Unnnnngh…" Link moaned as he slowly became conscious.

"Link, get up!" He dimly heard someone calling him.

"No, just give me another five minutes. Besides, this pillow is so soft…" Link said dreamily.

"Get up, you pervert!" Peach screeched as she threw a turnip at him, hitting him on the head.

"Owwwww…" Link returned to his senses. He opened his eyes. He could see a sheet of pink but as his vision was still groggy, he could not see very clearly. He smelt perfume that reminded him of a fishing trip out on Lake Hylia with a princess…

Link push himself up and found he was supporting himself on two mounds of flesh…

"Link, it would help if you got your hands on me please." Zelda said, a little breathlessly.

Link shot up, blushing furiously and muttering his apologies. Zelda, who was blushing too, graciously accepted his apologies and swore not to tell anyone what just happened.

"Right?" Zelda glared at all the baseball players, Peach, Samus and Fox. " If anyone tells, I will beat the stuffing out of them and throw them in my father's dungeon. Understand?" Everyone present gulped and nodded. Just then, the bell ran.

"Oh, it's class time. Now let's all go backup to class, shall we?" Zelda said sweetly.

Everyone started walking back up the path. Most of the people were talking about the game they just had, Zelda and Peach were discussing some girls-only stuff and Link had gone ahead to check on Marth. As Samus was going to join Zelda and Peach's conversation, Pikachu caught up and they started conversing on he antimatter missiles. It ended with Samus passing Pikachu a bag of money and arming herself with a dozen missiles before racing off to annihilate the unfortunate Bowser and Ganondorf, who had just joined the stream of students heading back to class.

"Pichu." Pichu giggled at the sight of Bowser and Ganon being beat to a pulp.

"Pi, pika pika pi!" Pikachu gave Pichu some piece of advice. The two mice then folded their arms and nodded their heads, trying to look wise as Samus blasted Bowser and Ganon with a missile.

Sorry that it took me so long to do this chapter. I have a lot of afterschool activities and very little time. I'll hope to do the next chappie this weekend. Till then, please review!

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