Sorry that I haven't updated for so long. I left my draft at school during the holidays and besides, I was depressed that no one reviewed my second chapter!!! Sniff! Anyway, let the story continue.

P.S. Three months have passed.

"Hooray! I got my 5,000th date!!!!" Marth whooped.

Roy sweatdropped "Aren't you worried about your exs? I mean, you've got 3,000 in Altea, 2,000 at the last school and already 300 at this school. You're currently going through 2.4 girls a day! Yesterday I saw a whole lot of them plotting to murder you gruesomely with a pickaxe…"

"I've got you as my bodyguard. I don't need to worry a thing!"

"I appreciate your trust in my skills but not even Master Hand could survive an onslaught from 5,000 angry chicks. Never underestimate a female's wrath."

"As Bowser and Ganon found out to their cost." Link added.

"How about you, Link? I heard that Zelda wasn't too happy about you staring at that magazine cover in the adult section of the library."

Link blushed "That was a misunderstanding! I was just walking through that section by chance…"

"Come on, Link, you're just a normal guy with male hormones. You were fantasizing about you and the hot model on the cover, right?" Marth grinned evilly.

Before Link had a chance to reply, a rabbid went flying past, it's tail on fire.

"Dahhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" it screamed.

Huh?" the four fighters asked.

Young Link came over, fire bow in hand.

"What's up, little brother?" Link asked.

"I can't believe I missed that rabbid. I scorched it's tail though. Anyway, I'm off to see Nana. We're going down to watch 3R vs. 20H in the dodgeball finals."

"Link, your little brother's doing better than you! He's actually got a date!" Marth nudged him in the ribs, leering.

"When are you going to ask Zelda out, big brother?" Y.Link asked innocently.

"Uh…ummmm…" Link spluttered.

He never got to finish, because two mice went screaming past him.

"Pikaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!" Pikachu screamed as he and Pichu ran along, carrying a whole bunch of electronics.

"Come back here!" Bowser roared "Give my electronic diary back!"

"My pilot headset too!" Fox shouted.

"My blaster!" Falco yelled.

"And my RoboHyrulian!" Ganondorf said.

"RoboHyrulian?" Marth asked.

"Robosapien with long ears." Link grunted.

The foursome chased the mice down the corridor. Pikachu and Pichu raced around the corner to face Samus, Peach and Zelda.

"Hey, Pikachu, what's up?"

"Piiiiii….." Pichu whimpered, using "Pichu" eyes that were a hundred times more potent than puppy eyes.

"Awwwwww. Is Bowser trying to bully you?"

Pichu nodded

"It's super effective!" A textbox appeared out of nowhere, flashed for a moment and disappeared.

"……what was that?" Peach said.

"I'll deal with it." Samus said to Pikachu " Just leave the missiles with Zelda and Peach."

The mice nodded. Pikachu whisked two antimatter missiles out of nowhere and handed them to a bewildered Peach and Zelda. They then scampered off. Samus rounded the corner and raised her arm cannon at the approaching foursome.

"Uh-oh." Bowser said.

"RUUUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!" they shouted as they scarpered.

Samus turned back to Zelda and Peach. Her eyes lit up when she saw the missiles.

"I'll take those." she said gleefully as she loaded them into her cannon.

The three girls continued down the corridor where the four boys were.

"Hi girls." Marth said, striding forward, but he was pulled back by Roy.

"No way am I going to put myself between you and Samus's big cannon. If you want to flirt with her, you're on your own." Roy said.

"Relax, this hot babe ain't going to be harming me in anyway, right, Samus?" Marth flashed a smile at her.

CLAAANNNGGG!!!

The noise was heard audibly through the corridor. Samus swung her armoured fist at Marth, who blocked it with his sword handle.

"My, my, you are feisty." Marth commented, leaning in close to Samus.

"Just the way I like them."

He caught Samus's knee as she jammed it up against his groin.

"No use. I know all the tricks in the book." Marth grinned.

"Even this?" Samus asked as she headbutted Marth.

"Aaaargh!!! My nose!" Marth fell over, clutching his nose.

"Told you she's tough." Roy said.

"And scary." Captain Falcon whimpered.

"I'm not that fierce, actually. I can be very loving, if approached the right way. Roy here is the only one who respects girls, unlike the piece of slime down there who misuses them. As such, I shall reward Roy by going out with him on a date."

"Really?" Roy asked.

"Of course." Samus slid up to Roy seductively, her Powersuit retracting to reveal her shapely body in her Zero suit. "I'm a lady of my word." She breathed into his ear, face mere millimetres away from his.

"Just go with it." Samus whispered to Roy, who caught on and winked at her.

"Soooo, tonight, at the dining hall, just you and me?" Roy said, smirking.

"Sure, honey." She gave him a slight peck on the cheek. "I'll be waiting, handsome." she said to the blushing Roy as she walked off.

Marth was watching the whole commotion, his eyes bulging and his mouth in an "O".

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!" the prince screamed, realizing he got turned down by possibly one of the hottest chicks in the school for his friend, who Marth considered to be much less attractive than he was.

As Marth sobbed on the floor, Peach walked up to Roy.

"What I'd want to know, Roy, is whether that blush on your face is real or just acting." Peach and Zelda both giggled, making Roy even more red.

"Come on, Peach, Samus is waiting." Zelda said.

"Zelda, wait!" Link suddenly blurted out, chasing after the girls, who turned.

"What is it, Link?" Zelda smiled sweetly.

"Well, I wanted to, ummmm…, ask you if..., ummmm… you wanted to, you know, ahhh…, eat together tonight?" Link stammered, turning red.

Zelda's cheeks turned slightly red. "I'd love to." she smiled meekly.

"Wow! That's great, yeah."

"Well, Link, I have to go. See you tonight!" Zelda waved as she and a giggling Peach went away.

"Bye…" Link waved a bit, then turned.

"You're a lovesick bird aren't you? Captain Falcon smirked as he and Roy helped a weeping Marth up.

"Yeah….. I guess so…"

Later in the evening, the dining hall was packed as the students came in for dinner. Marth had got over his shock and was escorting his newest date, Charlotte to their table.

"Don't I look dashing with this tiara on?" Marth asked Charlotte, who just giggled and latched on tight to his arm.

Roy was dazzled when Samus showed up in a sexy black gown with a plunging neckline that ended just below her navel.

"Wow….." Roy managed to breathe out, his eyes feasting on the glorious sight before him. Captain Falcon wolf whistled but a glare from Samus stopped him.

Roy managed to compose himself and gallantly held his arm out. "Shall we go?" he asked.

"Now THAT's what I expect from a gentleman." Samus said approvingly "You're much better than Marth, you know. He is so girly. I like tougher men with manners and who know how to treat a lady."

Roy simply blushed.

Meanwhile, Link and Zelda were taking a seat up in the front row in front of the stage where entertainment was performed. Link was dressed in his normal attire while Zelda was in a simple but beautiful green dress. Link helped Zelda to a seat. A wire frame waiter came across and asked for orders. While Zelda was ordering, Link gazed at her.

Zelda's not a superhot, blood boiling chick. She's one of those graceful, elegant and poised types. The dress she's wearing suits her much more than if she wears Samus's much more revealing gown. Still….

"…and what would you like, sir?" The wire frame asked.

"Oh, um, let's see….I'll have a Ordon Cheese entree with Ordon roast goat and Ordon pumpkin soup." Link ordered. As the waiter went away with the orders, Zelda leaned forward.

"Going for the all-Ordona meal, are we?" She smiled.

"Yeah, I miss the food in my village sometimes."

"I miss Hyrule too."

"Yeah."

"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight is the final of the talent contest. I'm sure you will be dazzled by the amazing skills the contestants will display!" Master Hand announced. The first contestant came forward amidst a round of applause.

Samus was in the middle of her dinner with Roy when she saw a table reserved for Pikachu and Pichu, who were strangely not present. Master Hand floated by when she asked him

"Where are the mice, sir?"

"Oh, they're testing some equipment for me."

"Like the antimatter missile?"

"Yeah, something like that."

"How does two mice-"

PLOP!!!

Samus was cut off when a large section of the ceiling above the dining hall turned into cheese and plopped on stage. Pichu and Pikachu were sitting on the huge piece of cheese.

"Pikachu, where did you get the cheese from?" Master Hand roared.

The electric rodent pointed at the ceiling.

"From upstairs?"

Pikachu shook his head and produced a funny looking gun. As everyone watched, he shot a bolt of yellow energy at the mike stand, which turned into cheese.

"Cheese gun!" he squeaked.

"I GAVE YOU A FIVE TRILLION DOLLAR BUDGET AND YOU GAVE ME A CHEESE GUN?????" Master Hand roared.

"Pika, Pika pi!" The moue yelled desperately.

"Good point. It is useful in a siege. Does it have any potential for harm?"

Pikachu blasted Master Hand with the cheese ray and turned him into cheese. Everyone gasped. Pikachu then blasted him with a blue beam and returned him to normal.

"Interesting….." Master Hand said, not caring at all that he got turned into a blob of cheese.

"Anything else?"

Pichu pulled out an assault rifle. Pikachu mounted a dummy. Pichu loaded a special yellow magazine in. He fired one blast. A bolt of pure antimatter enveloped the dummy in brilliant light. When it subsided, the dummy had been vapourized.

"Nice work, Pichu, making an antimatter pulse gun. You can have dinner now. The mice rushed down to their table, where they were served huge bowls of lasagna with extra cheese and tomato sauce.

Samus and Roy gaped at each other, astounded by Pikachu and Pichu's display.

"My respect for them has gone up tenfold." Samus said.

After dinner the classes went back to their dorms.

"Thanks for that excellent evening, Link." Zelda said as he escorted her back.

"You should thank the cook really. His food was excellent." Link said.

"No, really, thank you. Zelda said, her hand reaching out and clasping Link's.

Link stiffened visibly and red could be seen on his cheeks.

"Don't mention it." Link said. Zelda smiled and hugged him.

"Awwww, so sweet!" Samus said as she walked up with Roy.

Zelda and Link both blushed.

"So, how was your date?" Link asked.

"Oh, it was quite nice." Samus said. "Roy is a gentleman. I might even consider really going out with him, right Roy?" she smiled as she threw an arm over his neck. Blushing furiously, Roy said nothing.

"You know, you're actually quite cute when you blush." Samus said, patting his cheek.

"Samus, you should stop. Roy is going to faint from too much blood to the head." Link warned. Samus didn't listen and gave Roy another peck on the cheek.

THUNK!

Roy collapsed on the ground.

"Told you." Link sighed. He and Samus carried the unconscious Roy back to the dorm.

Mewtwo was floating along to his room when he heard some karaoke music blaring from room 18. He opened the door and looked in. Mr. G&W, Ness, the Ice Climbers, Jigglypuff, Kirby and Yoshi having a party.

It's waaaay past your bed-time

"It's only 9 pm."

So, you're bed-times are half past eight.

"Nah, can't sleep. Wanna join us?"

No thanks.

"Beep!"

Yes, I'm sure it's fun but I'm going to meditate.

Pikachu and Pichu were in their room, full of electronic equipment and bathed in the soft glow of computer screens.

"Pika!" Pikachu yelled to Pichu as he typed furiously into the computer.

"Pichu!" Pichu shouted as he pulled a lever. A power metre on the screen shot up, and electricity started crackling in the room.

:Pikachu, pi, pi, pika!"

Pikachu flipped a couple of switches and a huge orb of energy 10 metres or so in diameter appeared.

Pikachu turned back to the screen, opened up a folder and selected "Experimental Weapon Designs." A selection of weapons popped up. Pikachu selected "X-class Explosive Ordanance: AM-MOAB (AntiMatter-Massive Ordanance Air Bomb). As Pichu started regulating the power, molecules deep inside the ball of energy started appearing and assembling themselves in a molecular construction process.

"Pichu! Pichu!" Pichu screamed as he noticed a sudden increase in power just as the orb started to wobble dangerously.

"Pika Pi!" Pikachu frantically shut down levers and Pichu pushed the "Abort" button. The energy levels continued climbing.

"Pikaaaa!" Pikachu yelled at Pichu, who pressed the "x" button. Immediately, sensors all over the school detected the students and encased them in energy shields. Master Hand was woken by an alarm and he hurriedly turned on the Omega Shield, which surrounded the school to prevent damage to the civilians living nearby. Pikachu and Pichu huddled in the blast shelter. Just as the orb exploded, the two mice used the emergency starmen for ten seconds of invincibility. They hugged each other, hoping ten seconds would be long enough.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!

haha! cliffhangar! I am so mean.

Anyway, if you're wondering how come Pikachu and Pichu are so smart, I'll give you hints.

They are mice

A big computer

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There. Now try and guess! Winner gets a cookie.

Also, please do not flame me for my romance scenes if they are cheesy or clichéd. As someone who is not yet "qualified" to have a relationship, I get all my romance material and ideas form books, movies and other fics. I am also going to announce that Marth and Roy will not be a couple. I will not do any yaoi as I have no experience in that area. The only yaoi or yuri I will ever to is ShizuruXNatsuki, as they are the best couple ever. I'm not deciding whether it's MarthXSamus or RoyXSamus yet though…

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