Two chapters in one day. Quite good, no? Anyway, it's been six hours since I finished chapter 4 and none of you have guessed why Pikachu and Pichu are so smart. I'll say the clues again.

Pikachu and Pichu are mice, and mice have something to do with a big computer and the number 42.

Next morning, Pichu woke up.

"Piiiiiii." He moaned, rubbing his head "my head hurts."(This is NOT translated.)

"Pichu, you alright?" Pikachu asked anxiously as he helped his little brother up.

"I'm okay."

The two mice looked around at the remains of the school, which were…. nothing.

"We vapourized the school." Pichu said sadly.

"Don't worry, Master Hand will fix it quickly."

"But we'll get expelled."

"Come, on, we're two cute little mice, who would have the heart to expel us? Besides, Master Hand is the only one apart from Mewtwo who knows of our secret, so he will not expel us at all costs."

"True." Pichu perked up.

"Come on, let's find the others."

Link groaned and opened his eyes.

"What happened????" He said as his vision stopped blurring.

"Link!" a green figure hurled itself on top of him.

"Ooof!" Link got winded as Zelda charged into his stomach, holding him tight.

"Link, you're alright! Me and Samus were worried that you'd never wake up!" Zelda cried, eyes brimming with tears.

"Don't worry, princess, I'm okay." Link said, holding her tight.

"You'd better be, Zelda said with a small smile as she wiped her tears away. Link pushed her back gently so that he could see her face. The two Hyrulians kissed passionately

"Whoa, whoa, wait a moment." Samus interrupted the two "Zelda, as far as I knew, Link was the guy you had a crush on who asked you to dinner. What happened between you two? In the space of one night you two became lovers?" Samus was puzzled.

"Well, actually, Samus, me and Link have been keeping a secret from everyone else."

"What secret?" Marth, Peach, Roy and Captain Falcon said as they sat up. All of them were sitting on a small platform with a bubble shield over them, so space was limited. The four of them banged heads as they sat up.

"Klutzes." Samus sighed.

"You see, Zelda here is actually my fiancée." Link gave her a small smile.

"WHAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Everyone else shouted.

"You and Zelda a-are engaged?" Samus spluttered, face beet red, finger pointing at Link.

"Oh my god, that is sooooo sweet!" Peach screamed.

"Why didn't you tell us?" Roy demanded.

"Yeah, why Link? I nearly fell for Zelda you know, not knowing she was already taken." Marth pouted.

Zelda sighed. "We were trying to keep it low key, you see, so the Hyrulian press doesn't blare it out through the solar system. Anyway, we're not formally engaged. It's just that my dad said that we could get married when we graduate to become Smashers. We didn't want all the attention that goes with royals and celebrities as it could affect our grades."

"Wow, so the spots on the Smashers is very important for you two, huh?" Marth whistled.

"Yeah….."

"Oh yeah, where's Mario?" Peach said suddenly "He was here with me before the explosion. Could it be?" she gasped suddenly.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Mario, why did you have do die? And so gruesomely too? We were going to get married! Waaaaahhhhh!!!!!!" Peach wailed.

"Calm down, Peach, Mario isn't dead, he's right over there!" Roy pointed. Indeed, Mario, along with Luigi, were steering their bubble towards them.

"Mario! You're alright!" Peach squealed in delight.

"I have a slight sense of déjà vu here….." Samus frowned. Zelda just giggled.

Mewtwo steered his bubble over to Metaknight and Snake.

"Mewtwo, are the kids alright?" Snake yelled.

They're fine, just sleeping. Mewtwo replied telepathically.

"Any idea what happened?"

No, but I'm pretty sure Pikachu and Pichu have something to do with it.

"How are you sure?"

There is a sign on the control box saying "Made by Pikachu and Pichu"

and knowing them, only they and Master Hand can activate this shield.

Suddenly theystumbled as something smashed into them.

"Suckers!" Ganon yelled as he and Bowser raced past them.

"Wait up!" Fox and Falco shouted.

Mewtwo rolled his eyes and used Psychic to force the racers to crash in the ground.

"Oh shit."

CRASH!

"Nice move, cat!" Snake grinned. He was slammed down into the ground as well.

Never call me "cat".

"You know that wasn't very necessary." Metaknight said, bemused.

Mewtwo just shrugged.

Pikachu and Pichu piloted their bubble to meet up with Samus and the rest.

"Mewtwo! Pikachu! Everyone's alright!" Samus said, relieved.

Ganondorf, Bowser, Fox, Falco and Snake are back there.

"Who cares."

Suddenly Master Hand appeared in front of the group.

"Pikachu…..what did you do?" He growled.

"Hey, that rhymes." Captain Falcon said.

"Pikachu pi pika chu pi!" the electric rodent replied.

"You tested experiment X12086? I thought we abandoned it!"

"Pi…"

"Crazy told you to? Boy, he is going to get it, that insane brother of mine." Master Hand growled.

"Pi, chu, pika, chu chu!"

"Oh, yeah, I almost forgot."

Master Hand snapped his fingers and the school was instantly rebuilt.

"Excuse me while I go to annihilate my brother." Master Hand said, wandering off "Oh yeah. Pikachu, in the future don't listen to anything my brother says, okay?"

"Pika!"

"Pichu!"

The two Pokemon saluted.

"Awwww, they're so cute.!" Peach said.

"Say, Pikachu, what actually happened?" Samus said.

"Pi……"

"Come on, tell me!"

"Pikaaa!!!" the two mice hastily drove away, chased by the rest of the class who wanted to know what happened.

Phew! Another chappie done. I'm sad though. No-one reviewed chapter 4!!!"

Please review. Please!!!!

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