Congratulations to Amaya Zorifuki, who guessed correctly the reason behind Pikachu and Pichu's intelligence. Read the Hitchhiker's guide to the Galaxy series if you want to know the answer (Try reading the Omnibus. That's all the books in the series in one GIGANTIC volume. It took me a whole week to read it.) oh, and remember this fact for now, about the mice's background as it will feature VERY prominently in the sequel to the Super Smash Brothers School for Smashers which will come out as soon as I finish this fic and think of a new storyline.

"Now, a startling discovery has been made that suggests MICE could have had an impact on various civilizations in the system!!!"

4B were crowded around the 150" inch LCD TV in the class lounge (All the classes had their own dorms with a lounge room.). People were pushing and shoving for a better seat or view everywhere, but everyone abided to the golden rule of shared viewing: Don't talk while others are trying to watch. Anyone who broke that rule was knocked on the head by Samus, who had a HUGE hammer in her hands.

"Recently unearthed pottery in Hyrule and Altea dating back thousands of years to the earliest Hyrulians and humans shows people worshipping what seems to be Pikachus. Millions of kilometers away archaeologists exploring Chozo ruins have found reliefs and statues of ancient Chozo deities standing with what seems to be again Pikachus. Are Pikachus and mice in all descendants of a race of space explorers who settled down in this part of the galaxy? If so, why have they devolved into primitive creatures again? And why are there no ruins or traces of a fall located anywhere? Surely a civilization that was so advanced that they could travel across space while the already considered super advanced Chozos were still in the process of discovering fire would leave behind some evidence of their existence? More news on this as progress continues."

Immediately, all eyes in the room were trained on Pikachu and Pichu.

"Pikachu, do you know anything about this?" Ness said.

Pikachu looked at him blankly.

Marth burst into laughter. "Us Alteans worship those little rodents?! The world has gone mad! This is surely a jest! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" the prince laughed uncontrollably.

"It could be a possibility though…" Samus answered "after all, Pikachu and Pichu do display signs of unusual intelligence."

The others murmured in agreement.

"……..you're right Samus, they ARE unusually intelligent, but still, we wouldn't ever worship MICE, would we?" Roy said.

"Anyway, it's late and we should go to sleep." Link said, getting up. "Oh, and Pikachu, try not blow up the school while we sleep. It's VERY distracting."

"Pi……"

"Good night!" Link said, going upstairs.

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Peach, Samus and Zelda were walking back to their dorms when Pichu swerved around the corner and hid behind Samus.

"PICHU!!!!!" Bowser screeched as he rounded the corner.

"What are you trying to do to Pichu?" Samus demanded

"He bumped me and made me trip over!"

"Pichu's so small! His bump into you would not have been able to knock you over!"

"Give the mouse or I'll have to use force!"

"Oh yeah?! Just try!" Samus brandished her Paralyzer.

"Your toy won't stop me!" Bowser sneered.

Samus cracked her whip and wrapped it around Bowser's wrist. Bowser was stunned a bit but he pulled his arm back and as Samus was dragged flying towards him, punched her straight in the face. As Samus landed on the ground, semiconscious (you would be too if Bowser punched you in the face.) Peach flew forward with her frying pan. Bowser Koopa Klawed her (A reference to Bowser's Forward B which is the only move in the game which can grab in midair.) and threw her at Zelda. Zelda managed to slow Peach down with her magic and lower her down. Zelda then cast Din's Fire and blasted Bowser back. She followed up with a Lightning Kick that slammed Bowser into the wall.

"Graagh!" Bowser shook his head "Die!"

He grabbed Zelda and was about to bodyslam her.

"Pervert!" Zelda screamed.

A boomerang whistled past and pinned Bowser to the wall with the power of wind. Link grabbed Zelda and pulled her up unceremoniously. Zelda was extremely grateful however.

"Link!" She said.

"Peach!" Mario screamed as he saw her crumpled form. He cradled her in his arms. Mario gazed at Bowser. "Prepare to die turtle!"

"That's if I don't kill him first!" Roy said, Flare Blade-ing Bowser over to Mario, who pummeled him. Link tried to join in but Ganondorf stood in to help his mate. After a few minutes, nearly all of 4B was embroiled in an all-out brawl in the narrow corridor.

"Pichu…." Pichu whimpered, huddling against the wall.

"Pika?"

Pikachu was having a snack downstairs. He came upstairs and saw the conflict.

"Pi!" He told Pichu to take cover and took out his XM38 Plasma Vulcan cannon which has a fire rate of 6,000 bolts of plasma a minute (That's 100 a second).

"PIKA PIKA!!!!!!" Pikachu roared as he lifted it up.

The brawlers were now faced with a very angry mouse pointing a six-barreled cannon at them.

"Come on, why do we have to die like this!" Ganondorf whined.

BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Pikachu fired 1000 bolts into the narrow crowded corridor. When the smoke cleared there were around two dozen charred figures lying on the ground.

"Unnnnngh…." Kirby moaned as he rolled over.

"PIKAAA!!!!" Pikachu blasted a few hundred more rounds at Kirby.

"Pi…."

You know Pikachu that was overkill.

"Oh well." Pikachu said, not bothering to speak Pikachu since everyone who didn't know that he could talk normally was unconscious.

Just go to bed. I'm trying to meditate.

Goodnight kitty kitty!"Pikachu and Pichu squealed.

Mewtwo hurled them into their room, flinging the two mice against the wall as a bonus. They slid down, rubbing their sore heads.

"Well, back to work." Pikachu sighed and the mice waddled over to the computers.

Finally I've done another chapter! Oh yeah. I have some trouble with my new story Pichuto, a SSBB conversion of Naruto. I need character suggestions (Has to be Nintendo but not too obscure) for all of the Konoha 11 apart from Sakura, Sasuke and Naruto. I also need villain suggestions for Hidan, Kakuzu, Sasori, Deidara, and Zabuza. Also, suggestions for the countries. Plus, suggestions for the Hokages.

P.S. Does anyone know if Snake has a girlfriend? I have cast Snake as Asuma (They're both cigarette smoking military guys) and I need someone as Kurenai!

P.P.S. For the people who wonder why Arceus is in a Pichu, I was just thinking about super powerful Pokemon and as the god of Pokemon, Arceus fits the bill quite nicely.

Please review!

Pikachuwei