Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto or the characters, and probably never will, but its probably for the best.

Author's note: The couple was Tenten and Temari. None of you got it right it seams so I will name their kid. I haven't came up with a name yet but I am working on it. enjoy and R&R

PS the 1st few paragraphs will be a little similar to another fan fic of mine but its just from Naruto's and Ino's point of view.

"Character thought has returned"

Underline flashback

Chapter 3

Do I sense a double date?...Na not possible. Or is it? Na I'm just yanking you.

Naruto was at a loss for words over seeing two girls kissing. "Two girls kissing. What is this world coming to?" Ino blacked out

while still standing. "Ewww Gross that is the wrongest thing I have ever seen. And I've took a peep at those books Kakashi is

always reading."

The two girls that was making out heard them and opened their eyes to see who it was. "Naruto, Ino what are you doing here?"

Tenten asked. "Ino and I are on a date." Naruto said. Ino was in sort of a daze because she was shocked at what she saw. "What are

you two doing here? And why were you two making out? Are the two of you..." Naruto started to ask if the two of them was a

couple but was cut off by the blond kounochi named Temari. "Ya we was kissing. Do you have a problem with two girls making out?

Or..." She turned to Ino. "Are you worried that Ino might want to join us." Ino then snapped back to her senses with a huge vein in

her head when she heard what Temari said, balled up her fist to her, and screamed out. "NO WAY! NOT IN A MILLION

YEARS! I WOULD RATHER BE SCREWED BY ALL THREE OF YOUR BROTHER'S PUPPETS FOR TWENTY-FOUR

HOURS THEN KISS A GIRL!" Temari chuckling said "Calm down I was just kidding."

Ino then started to calm down a little to ask "What brought you two together? Are you two really a couple or are you just practicing

for a guy you like?" "That better be the case, but if it isn't then...eww." Ino thought. Temari then said. "We are in fact a couple

and we don't want to be with a man." "Holy hell in high water I think I'm gonna barf." Thought Ino. Then she turned to Tenten

and asked with a shocked expression. "Is this true Tenten?" She replied "Ya, I never liked a man. The only men I hang out with annoy

me. Neji is just as cold hearted as Sasuke, Lee...seriously you met him right? He never shuts up. I admire his dream but sometimes

he needs to shut up. His mouth will get him killed one day." "Man I knew that she wouldn't like Lee, but Neji? and to compare

him to Sasuke." Thought Ino.Temari then started to say why she doesn't want to be with a man "As for me the only men I've been

around are my brothers, and they couldn't care less about me. Garra is a psycho path nut job that would kill anyone that doesn't agree

with him or lets him have his way, and Kankuro just wants to toy with his three puppets and never wants to even talk to me."

Ino was thinking "Man these two got the short end of the stick when it comes to men." Naruto then said what was on his mind.

"Man that's harsh." "Well I hope the two of you have a lot of money on you." Tenten said. "Hm? Why is that? Ino asked "Well see for

yourself." Temari said handing her a menu.

Ino was wondering why she said that and looked at the prices for the food. "Lets see...HOLY WHAT THE...that food at THAT

price!?" Ino said with her mouth wide open. Naruto was wondering why Ino had that look on her face and looked at the menu. "Oh

boy ramen." With a grin on his face he looked at the price and said "Holy mother of...No way I'm paying that much for ramen. I

know a place where I can get more than half that much. Come on Ino this place is too pricey. Disappointed but also not willing to pay

that much Ino said. "Ya lets go and find some place that we can afford." The two of them walked out of the pricey restaurant.

They was walking down the street looking for any place to eat so they can eat when they saw a place familiar to Naruto. "Sweet its

Ichiraku's. Do you wanna eat here?" Naruto asked Ino. "Sure, I would like to. After seeing the price of food back there I'd be glad to

eat anywhere." Replied Ino. They walked in and sat down. "Well if it isn't my number one customer, welcome Naruto." Teuchi said.

"Hm?" He looked at the girl that was with him and asked. "Well who is this if I might ask?" "She is my girlfriend." Naruto replied.

"Well then I'm sure there's a story with this. Didn't you always talk about that pink hair girl Sakura? Or did she dye her hair blond?"

"No this is Ino Yamanaka. As for Sakura...Well I don't think she would want to see me or speak to me again for a long time. Anyway

could you get us some ramen? We're starving." Naruto said. "Sure thing Naruto. Two bowls of ramen coming right up." He said as he

got out two bowls and filled them up with ramen. He sat them down in front of them and they started eating.

"We just came from that new restaurant that opened up and we couldn't afford even one meal." Ino said after taking a bite of ramen.

"Ah I heard of that place. It is notorious for having expensive food, but on the up side it is cooked in the finest cooking oils, top of the

line seasoning, just about every expensive thing you could have is found there. So it would come to no surprise for them to charge a

high price. A price I wouldn't charge no matter what." Teuchi said. "Hey old man how good is their food?" Naruto said while

cramming more ramen in his mouth. "Their food is by far the best ever in the history of the world. If you can afford it you will feel like

a king when you eat there. That is what I hear from people that come by after they can no longer afford to eat there just so they can

have food they can afford." Teuchi said

"ANOTHER BOWL PLEASE!" Naruto said as he finished his ramen. "Eating just as fast I see." he said as he got another bowl of

ramen. "Man Naruto you can eat fast. I'm barley half done." Ino said. "He's my number one customer for a reason. He can eat more

bowls of ramen then anyone else. He always gets is food on the hose most of the time because he reaches my if you can eat 15 bowls

of any food with out it coming up, its on the house." Teuchi explained. "Wow and to think he isn't Chouji's size." Ino thought. "It

does surprise me he isn't larger than he is, but I guess he works it all off with his ninja training." Teuchi said "ANOTHER..." Naruto

started but was stopped by Teuchi handing him another bowl. "Thanks." Naruto said.

"So tell me what brought you two together?" he asked. "Well it's kind of a long story." Naruto started. "I was at Sakura's house eating

diner with her but...after diner she went up stairs. I thought she went to her room at the time. I had to use the bathroom so I went to

use it only to find out Sakura was taking a shower. She started to scream and beat the crap out of me so I ran out. After a long time if

running, and it started to rain after a while, I ran into Ino who let me stay over for the night." "I see so why exactly did you invite him

over Ino?" Teuchi asked. Ino then explained herself. "I didn't want Naruto to freeze in the rain. He looked like he was lost and too

tired to continue for much longer, so being a nice girl I...kinda forced him to come over so he wouldn't get sick." "Heh a lot of

couples are brought together by force." Teuchi thought as he served Naruto his sixth bole of ramen.

"Well we got home and I gave Naruto a change of clothes while his dry in the dryer. We was on the couch and thats when things got

out of hand." Ino continued. "Out of hand? How so?" he asked. "Well..." Ino didn't know how to explain it. Naruto then said as he

finished his ramen. "We wound up sleeping together on the couch." "Thats quite a story. I don't think I want to ask any more

questions about that, but I bet her father wasn't too happy about that." Teuchi said as he gave Naruto another bowl of ramen. Ino

then said. "Ya my dad was furious, but after a few minutes of explaining he calmed down."

After a few minutes Naruto was getting full. He was on his final bowl when he felt like he couldn't eat another thing. "Come on just

one more bowl then its free." Seeing he couldn't eat another bite Teuchi said. "Naruto you don't have to worry its on the house this

time." "Really? Thank you." Naruto replied. "Just think of it as my gift to the two of you." he said as the two of them got up. "Ino do

you want to take a walk in the park with me?" Naruto asked. "Ya, lets get going." Ino replied. "See you around." The both of them

said as they walked out. "Come back anytime." Tenuchi said as he waved.

The two of them went straight for the park. It was around 5:45 PM when they arrived. They sat down on a bench near the center of

the park. "Naruto what do you think of Tenten and Temari?" Ino asked. "Well...I don't really know what to say about that. It just

came right out of no where. What do you think of them?" Naruto asked. "Well I don't really agree with a same gender couple. It goes

against what is natural for love." "Ya but they seemed happy together. May be they are meant for each other." Naruto said. "Wait

don't tell me that you support them. Do you?" Ino asked. "Not really but everyone needs someone to love. Lets talk about something

else." Naruto said. "Ok then how are we gonna pay for our child, or children." Said Ino as she was thinking. "God forbid more than

one child." "Well..." Naruto started. "I can always take on more missions or go on harder one's that pays well." "Thats a good idea

Naruto." Ino said as she kissed him.

Little did they know a certain jounin was watching them from the shadows of the trees. "Hmm so Naruto is with Ino. Inoichi wasn't

lien. Wonder how that happened? Further more doesn't he like Sakura? Oh well I'll find out later. I have to get back to

reading." The ninja then went back to his reading while keeping an eye on the two.

"Kakashi I want you to keep a eye on Naruto for me." Said Inoichi. "Sure, but what for?" He asked. "I want to make sure Naruto

keeps his promise to me." "Ok so what do I have to look out for?" Kakashi asked. "Make sure he doesn't upset Ino or kiss another

girl." Inoichi told the copy ninja. "Ok I'll keep an eye on him. Is there a reason to this, and if you don't mind me asking how did they

get together?" Asked Kakashi. Inoichi responded by saying with his eye twitching. "He slept with her." Seeing Inoichi's eye twitching

Kakashi thought that it was time to stop asking questions. Inoichi was about to continue when Kakashi said "Ok thats too much

information. I'll get right on it."

All right I'm ending the story right there. So no one guessed the couple. I have to come up with a name for their child now.

So now Kakashi is keeping an eye on Naruto. Inoichi doesn't trust Naruto 100 percent and there is a 75 percent chance someone will die in about...5-8 chapters. Along with a 120 percent chance we will see Ino really REALLY freaked out in about 4-5 chapters.

Hint: it has something to do with Tenten and Temari

PS Tenten and Temari will return in this fan fic in 5-6 chapters.

PPS non of them will die.

PPPS Are you getting tired of these PS's?

PPPPS Because I'm not

Chapter 4 I estimate it'll be up around Valentines day. I'm gonna be in school so I will only have 2 days a week to work on it :( I'm gonna try to keep up with 2 fanfics at one time. Hope you like the other one.

... fine print (I had actual fine print but the system enlarged it when I transfered it on here so I just used periods)

Seriously just ignore that fine print. Just don't try to read it. Reading it will only make your life miserable. Fine if you love that fine print so much why don't you marry it then? YOU CAN'T! Because I wont let you. There how does that make you feel? Why don't you just ignore it because reading it will only result in bad things happening to you. What things? I...don't know but they will make your life miserable.

"Gets a call Hm...if I don't stop there then I would have to...ok I'll stop ripping that off."

PS Bet your wondering what that rant was about right? Get it right and I...don't know what I will do. Maybe send you a picture of a cake or a picture of a bunny.

The cake is a lie. He wont give you cake He will only torture you with the idea of a cake but it doesn't exist, and give you even more fine print that if you read your life will only suck after reading it.