yay, you made it to chapter 4! if you have made it this far you already know i DON'T OWN NARUTO. and that this story is rated m for YAOI, LANGUAGE, and lemon later. anyways, chappie 4...

"What are you thinking about this time?" Sakura asked sitting down next to Naruto. Naruto looked over at her and sighed.

"Nothing." Naruto said.

"I heard Sasuke kissed you." Sakura said. Naruto didn't answer her. "I always had a hunch, you know." Sakura said.

"He kissed me, Sakura. I didn't kiss him." Naruto growled.

"Who said the hunch was about you?" Sakura smiled. Naruto laughed. "He was always too much of a pretty boy to be straight."

"He is awfully pretty." Naruto smiled. Sakura nodded and then they were quiet. "He knew, somehow he knew." Naruto said softly.

"He's always been pretty observant I guess." Sakura sighed leaning back on her hands. She looked up at the sky.

"I still don't know if he feels the same or if he's just playing with me." Naruto frowned. Sakura looked over at him.

"Come on, lets get some ramen." Sakura said standing up. "My treat." She added with a smile. Naruto smiled and nodded.

"Sounds great." Naruto said. They walked towards the ramen bar in an awkward silence until Sakura broke it.

"So, did he ever say if Orochimaru tried to molest him?" Sakura asked. Naruto looked at her and laughed.

"No, but you should have seen him when I mentioned it." Naruto smiled. There was a silence after that but this time it was comfortable. They reached the ramen bar and ordered a bowl. As they were waiting Sai came in.

"Here you guys are." Sai said. Naruto and Sakura both smiled at him.

"You want to join us?" Naruto asked. Sai nodded and sat down next to Naruto. They fell into a casual and friendly conversation. When they were finished eating the three teens left and headed their separate ways. Naruto felt Sasuke following him since the ramen bar and finally stopped to turn and glare at him. "What are you following me for?" Naruto growled at him.

"So Sai is the name of my replacement?" Sasuke asked. "I remember meeting him, but never remembered his name." He said casually as he fell into step with Naruto.

"What do you want, Sasuke?" Naruto asked.

"Is he any good in bed?" Sasuke asked bluntly. Naruto looked at Sasuke.

"What the hell, teme?" Naruto asked.

"Well if he's my replacement I would hate for you to be imagining me with a bad lover." Sasuke said with a smirk.

"I've never had sex with Sai." Naruto growled at him.

"But you've thought of it?" Sasuke asked.

"Don't be a jackass." Naruto told him.

"So it's only me you've ever thought about going to bed with?" Sasuke asked. Naruto's eyes flashed red and he glared at Sasuke.

"What the hell do you want, Sasuke?" Naruto growled dangerously.

"Come on, Naru-chan, you know boys like to tease their crushes." Sasuke smirked. Naruto clenched his fists at his side.

"Fuck. You. Sasuke." Naruto managed to grit out.

"Just admit you're in love with me, Naruto." Sasuke said.

"Fine, you first though." Naruto said looking at Sasuke knowing Sasuke would do no such thing. Sasuke narrowed his eyes.

"I'm in love with you." He said plainly without any hesitation. Naruto saw that he wasn't lying either. He was slightly shocked that Sasuke actually confessed, but didn't let it show in his features.

"Tsk, I always knew it." Naruto said and walked off. Sasuke, however, was not pleased with that.

"Naruto you better get back here right now and tell me the truth." Sasuke demanded. Naruto glanced over his shoulder but kept walking. Sasuke growled and followed Naruto. Naruto walked casually as Sasuke brooded by his side.

"Doesn't feel too good to be ignored, huh?" Naruto asked after about five minutes of silence.

"Just tell me, Naruto." Sasuke sighed.

"Nah, I think I'll wait." Naruto shook his head.

"What?" Sasuke asked. Naruto looked over at him and then looked back in front of himself.

"Yeah, I know how much you want to hear it. But once I finally do confess my true feelings who's to say you're gonna stick around? You did tell the hokage that you were only here until you get bored and leave again. I might as well hold my confession out for as long as I possibly can just to keep you here." Naruto said. By the time he had finished they had reached his apartment building. Naruto looked at Sasuke and smirked at him. Sasuke scowled in return. Naruto leaned forward and kissed Sasuke gently. "Night, Teme." Naruto smiled before walking into the building. Sasuke stared at the place where Naruto had been slightly shocked and confused.

"He just kissed me." Sasuke said to himself.

'Hell yes! He totally just kissed me! Naruto just freaking kissed me after implying that he was in love with me!' Sasuke thought as inner Sasuke did a happy jig. Outer Sasuke would have smiled, had he not had to scowl and glare at the people on the street who had witnessed the kiss. The people quickly went back to what they had been doing and then Sasuke allowed himself to smile as he walked home, touching his lips. The next day Sasuke spent the whole day trying to get Naruto to confess but was only given a kiss as Naruto went into his apartment that night.

"Good night, Teme." Naruto smiled and walked into the building.

'He kissed me again!' Inner Sasuke did another happy jig. 'Tomorrow I want to get a confession though. But if I don't I'm at least going to be prepared for that kiss and kiss him back. I'm gonna kiss the crap out of him.' Inner Sasuke nodded as he made his decision. Outer Sasuke was still standing there blushing like an idiot. The next night Sasuke had taken Naruto to the ramen bar to have dinner. After ramen they got ice-cream and walked around the park talking a bit. They made it back to Naruto's apartment and Naruto laughed.

"Was this a date?" Naruto asked. Sasuke was taken off guard by the question.

"What do you mean?" Sasuke asked.

"Well, you offered to take me out to dinner. You bought me dinner. You bought me dessert. We walked around the park at sunset and now you've just walked me home." Naruto said.

"Well, usually there's a goodnight kiss in there too." Sasuke said.

"Do you have a good night kiss for me then?" Naruto smirked.

'Okay, you can do this. Just grab him and then ravish him. It's okay if you screw him right here on the street too. Wait, no. Self control, don't screw him on the street. That would be bad and you'd get arrested for public indecency. Ravish him then leave. Then think of plan to screw Naruto somewhere not in the street when you get home.' Inner Sasuke said. Outer Sasuke nodded and grabbed Naruto before pressing his lips against Naruto's. Naruto smirked and Sasuke pulled Naruto closer. Naruto licked Sasuke's bottom lip and Sasuke eagerly opened his mouth to allow the heavenly muscle in. Naruto wrapped his arms around Sasuke's neck and pulled himself flush against Sasuke's front. When they both were on the brink of passing out from lack of oxygen they broke apart.

"That was a hell of a good night kiss. Huh, dobe?" Sasuke asked slightly panting. Naruto just nodded not trusting myself to speak in coherent sentences at the time. Sasuke smirked and leaned in to give Naruto a gentle peck on the lips. "Night, Naru." Sasuke smiled.

"Ni-, Sas," Naruto mumbled as he turned to go into the building.

'HOLY CRAP THAT WAS HOT!!' inner Sasuke screamed. 'Okay, now think of ways to do that again only also get naked and fuck him so hard he can't walk for at least a few days. I bet he's into wild, rough, kinky shit too. Oh yes, I definitely picked the right guy to fall in love with.' Sasuke smirked deviously. He made it to his house and started planning.

Huzza for overdosages of sarcasm and fluffiness and perverted Sasuke! it's gonna be kind of like that for the rest of the fic.