IMPORTANT!(A/n: Hey guys! thanks for the feedback especially SunnyLee and Daddy's LiL HeartBreaker I got like three favorite story things and four story alerts. Yay! Anyways this is my own little world if Christian was in the WWE right now but since I really have no outline to were this story is going I could change it. Also something that is helpful some wrestler that are no longer with the WWE have been add and there is no roster split. Worst thing that happened in my opinion. And the Matt Lita Edge triangle thingy mabob never happened. Ima mess with the timeline a little so bare with me. Now that you have all the things you will need enjoy the next chapter of Fast Track to Nowhere)
"Please buckle up your seatbelts. We are now landing in Toronto, Ontario, Canada. We hope you've enjoyed you flight with American Airlines. Have a nice day." A voice said through the intercom waking me up.
"Excuse me, what time is it?" I asked the flight attendant walking down the aisle
"Why its 4am sleepyhead. Rise and Shine." I asked in a raspy voice no mistake why that happened
Oh no, she did not just say that. If this bitch doesn't turn it down a notch I will do it for her. I clenched to the armrest as we landed.
"First time?" the man next to me asked.
"Huh?"
"Is this your first time flying?" he asked while the plane shook.
"No im just scared to death of this part." Which is weird considering that I have been traveling with my mom all over for the past year but it's just that landing and take off are something I will never get used to.
"Don't worry about it too. Then it's nothing. See." He said nodding towards the window letting me see that we had already landed. When I turned to face him, he was already gone. Why is everybody doing that?
I stood in the waiting area with my bags for about twenty minutes before I got tired of waiting. I reached into my pocket and once more took out the picture of the girl who was supposed to pick me up twenty five minutes ago. She had black and red streaked hair and looked really intimidating…Lisa Marie Varon aka Victoria, a good friend of my parents. I had met her a while back and we got really close; she was the only diva I really talked to, the others I just stood clear of them. Lisa was in charge of bringing me to my new rude lazy ass stepbrother.
Refolding the picture, I picked up my bags and walked out of the airport. With streetlights illuminating my way, I walked down the road; taking in the sights as they passed. Toronto wasn't that bad but not exactly my sort of town. After a few minutes of walking realized I had no idea where I was going.
Great just fuckin great. Then I saw two car lights driving towards me. The car slowed down and eventually stopped in front of me.
"I'm not a hooker, so go away." I said with an attitude
"Hailey Kellerman?" the voice in said
"What's it to ya?"
"Sweet pea I thought that was you. Look at you all grown up. It's time like this that I feel old. Im sorry that im late but my flight came in late"
"Lisa?"
"Well Duh!"
"Well sorry ma'am" I said giggling
Lisa Marie stepped out of the red civic and gave me a huge hug.
"Li, I can't breathe."
"Oh sorry… I keep forgetting I can squish you like a bug." She said helping me with my bags.
"In your dreams"
"So how's Kellbell?"
"Pretty good considering I was dumped her by my mother for her new husband."
"JESSIE GOT MARRIED!" She said almost swerving off the road.
"Do you have to shove it in my face?'
"Why aren't you happy I thought you wanted this?"
"I did but I also wanted to be told about it!"
"She didn't tell you?" she asked slightly annoyed.
"No."
"I'm going to have a talk with that girl." Lisa Marie said shaking her head.
"Maybe she will listen to you."
"What your new dad's name?"
"Why should I care? But I think its like Andrew Reese peanut butter cup or something. And that weirdo is not my 'new dad' he is just something to keep mom entertained for now."
Lisa laughed as I got out of the car.
"So why did the happy couple drop you off here? Last I remember you hated anything and everything that had to do with wrestling."
"I still don't but Chris is being a little bitch that he is doesn't want me to stay with them. So superman Andrew thought it would be a marvelous idea for me to stay with his son." I said sarcastically.
"What his name?" She asked
"Umm… hold on" I took out the piece of paper where I had written his name and showed it to her.
Jason Reso
"Jay. Good luck with that."
"Wait a damn minute. What the heck is that suppose to mean?"
"Now let's get some sleep you have a long day ahead of you." She said with a big smile on her face.
"I asked you a mother fuckin question Lis!"
"Night Hailey" Lisa said before walking into the adjoining room.
"LISA! LISA!" I yelled banging on her door.
"GO TO SLEEP!"
"NO"
"OK!"
I pounded on the door for a little longer before I tired out. Having nothing but sleep on my mind I ran and jumped into the bed and fell into a deep sleep seconds later still wondering what she meant.
Next Day
I woke up at 1:30 to a loud knock on the door. Lisa. I knew it was her, no else knew I was here and if they did know I did know them. Lisa was the one person I knew/ remembered.
"What!" I yelled hopefully Lisa got the hint that I really didn't wanna get up.
"It's Lisa, open up."
"Bitch" I muttered getting up and wobbling to the door.
"You're still sleeping?" She asked as I ran to my fort made of bed sheets.
"Well I was now, if you can do whatever you were gonna do leave and I won't throw my boot at you."
"Oh really? I surprised you can lift those things up. What are they like five pounds?" Lisa asked lifting up my chunky combat boots.
"Shut up and leave me alone!" I whined
"Nope Come on get up" Lisa took my limp arm and pulled me off the bed.
"No I don't wanna." I whined
"Get up you big baby."
After fifteen minutes, I was picked up and chucked in an ice cold shower. I exited the bathroom with my hair in 2 messy pigtails, dark eye makeup & clear lip-gloss wearing my black Tripp chained pants, a black & purple corset with sneakers.
"You never change do you?" Lisa Marie said sprawled out on the bed.
"Once a punk always a punk. I will really not be like some people who look at their picture twenty years from now and say to the kid that was the style back then. No I will tell them that was me. I REFUSE TO BE A COPY!" I said jumping on the bed.
"Your sure original I give you that."
"I'll take that as a compliment. So what are we doing?"
"Well I have a meeting with Vince and a few of the girls. So you're coming with me. You mind?"
"Oh no, of course not im just thrilled that im gonna stay with Old Vinny Mac and Mister Shane-o listening to how wonderful it is that im here and how it's a shame that im not prostituting myself or "wrestling/valeting" as they call it. How exciting!" I said sarcastically
"Hey! Im one of those prostitute."
"No you're a wrestler. You can actually kick ass."
"I thought you said you didn't watching wrestling."
"Hey just because I don't watch it doesn't mean I don't know a girl who can fight."
"RIGTH…Anyways if you don't wanna listen to them then I'll introduce you to some of the other divas. You can stay with them"
"No thanks I stick with you."
"For a big mouth you're super shy."
"Is that a bad thing?" I said following Lisa out of the room.
Two hours
"Hold on let me go to the bathroom for a quick sec."
"OK I'll be over there" Lisa said pointing to the end of the hall where, a few of what I guess, wrestlers were hanging out.
"Alrighty."
Moments later, I stepped out of restroom to a long dull grey hallway most importantly empty.
"Hello?" silence responded. "Well doesn't this sucks"
Waiting there for a while. I saw two guys pass by me.
"Yo Jason is such a freaking idiot!"
"But you got admit dude is funny."
Jason? Oh why not let me just get this over with not like I got better places to be. I started to follow the guys but when they turned the corner, they disappeared. GRRREAT! Now I was God no knows where. I started to walk around until I became even more lost.
"I hate this place. Ima fuck up Lisa so badly… when I find her that is." During the little conversation, I was having with myself I bumped into something or someone. When I looked up a saw 2 tall brunettes looking down at me.
"I'm so sorry are you like ok?" the taller brunette asked wile offering her hand which I met.
"Umm yea I think. Sorry about that." I said rubbing my head.
"No it was this one fault for pushing me into you."
"Sorry." The shorter one said. "Im Alexis, this is Candice."
"Hailey"
"Are you like related to someone?" Candice asked
"Umm… I guess I kinda sorta am. Yea"
"…ok…? Do you need help finding them? You look a little lost." Alexis offered.
"Yea do you know where I can find...God what is his name?" I started to snap hoping it would come to me. "JASON RESO! That's it" I said proudly.
"Jay! Really? Funny he never told me about you." Candice told me.
"I bet."
"Poor you. He's over in catering, 3 doors down to your left." Alexis directed.
"He's that one with straws up his nose, next to the guy making fart noises. They are impossible to miss." Candice said receiving a weird look from me and a giggle from Alexis. "I know."
Poor me? Straws? Farts? What the hell did my mom marry me into? "Umm thanks. Nice meeting you Candice, Alexis."
"No problem, same here"
"See ya around. And if you need anything you can find us in the women's locker room a few doors down."
"Kay. Bye" I said walking down towards catering. Upon my arrival lo and behold smack dab in the middle of the room was a group of five guys laughing there heads off, including the two I was following before I bumped into Candice and Alexis. And there he was, just like Candice had described him straws up his nose clapping his hands backwards and making walrus sounds.
"You have got to be kidding me!" As I stood there looking at him and his friends I noticed most the whole room staring back at me especially this group of three guys laughing and pointing at me. Seriously you would think these guys would be a little more mature.
I walked up to group instantly regretting it. Until I thought of something Kalen said when I first met her. "Now that you've seen the new exhibit that will be five dollars please." I said sticking my hand out waiting for them to pay it forward.
They just laughed some more. "I'm serious" They stopped laughing and looked at me before looking at each other. "I'll take that as an I.O.U" I said turning from them so they couldn't see that I was about to pass out from the courage I had to pull out of me to do that.
As I walked closer and closer to my new stepbrother I started to panic. My heart was literally up in my throat. There I was standing there like an idiot praying that someone would notice me so I didn't need to open my mouth. But that obviously didn't happen since they were to busy shitting their pants of laughter.
I cleared my throat. "Excuse me" I said barely audible.
Luckily the blonde to my right heard it. "Yea? Can we help you?" He said kindly.
"Yea Jason, I need to talk to you. Do you have a minute?" I said looking straight at the wannabe walrus in front of me.
"OOOOO JASON's in trouble" said the rainbow haired male next to him. Jason hit him on the arm. "OWW! Dude that hurt." He said rubbing his arm.
"And you are?" Jason said turning his attention back to me.
"He didn't tell you did he? Ima kill Andrew!"
"Wait how do you know my dad?" he asked getting up from the table to stand in front of me.
"Can we seriously talk in private?" Even though serious ain't something your used to.
"Yea follow me" he said taking me to a corner of the room where no one was. "Wats up?"
"Nothing much I was just shipped here to meet you and you were suppose to know I was coming-"
"How was I suppose to know you were coming?!? Who are you?"
"Oh wait there more. Your dad married my mom last month."
"WHAT!"
"My words exactly. I am on va-k for the next two weeks which I was suppose to spend happily in L.A with my friends and my mom but nooo they just had to go on their honeymoon when I'm off right?"
"I can't believe this!" he said shocked.
"Well believe it. Our lovely parents decided to leave me with our maid but she had a family emergency at last minute. But please don't worry about me just yet. Your wonderful father had a great idea! Hi I'm Hailey Kellerman your new stepsister and the person you'll be stuck stringing along for the next two weeks. Fun isn't it?" I said sarcastically.
"This, this… You're lying!" he stuttered
"Im lying? IM LYING! I wish! Do you really think I want to be here? Im in fucking CANADA! WHO IN THEIR RIGHT MIND COMES HERE?!?"
"GET OUT!"
"With pleasure. Call the asshole if you want I could careless but don't come crying to apologizing to me when he tells you this nightmare is the rest of our lives!" I yelled stomping out of room avoiding the strange looks I was getting. I had to clear my head get some of this rage out of me. I had to find Lisa or a gym either one was gonna get socked. Weaving my way through the halls having absolutely no clue where I was going I found a gym. When I entered I received the strange stares I was excepting.
"Boo Bitch" I yelled at three girls who were staring a second too long. I passed by them and straight to the free punching bag. I removed my chains and was about to kick it when someone caught my leg. I looked at my leg and then at the hands holding it before take my leg back.
"What do you want?" I said obviously not in the mood to talk.
"Little one you're not supposed to be back here. There a public gym a few blocks down."
"I got a pass. And don't call me little one you steroid filled Twinkie." I said showing him the backstage pass Lisa gave me at breakfast.
"Oh look Randy she's got a pass." He said calling the tall brown haired, blue eyed orange tan gone wrong mess in the ring. Randy stepped out of the ring walk strutted towards us.
"Is that so shorty?" He said obviously considering that he was 6'5 and I was 5'4.
"Don't call me shorty, fake n bake."
"Careful man girl got jokes." The other one said sarcastically
"Cena chill I got this." Randy said tapping his friends on the shoulder before bending down to my height and messing up my hair. "And who do you belong to munchkin?"
Oh no he didn't. "That's it" I said kicking both Randy and Cena in their special place. I walked to the other side of the gym towards the treadmill with a devious smile on my face while they yelled in pain on the ground.
"That was awesome!" the girl on the next treadmill said. "It about time someone put those 2 in their place."
"Thanks, someone had to teach them to stop with the short jokes."
"Im Victoria or Torrie whatever. You new?"
"Hailey and no im not, unfortunately I'm Jason Reso's stepsister."
"Really I didn't know Mr. Reso got married."
"Ya neither did we until recently."
"You look familiar have we meet before?"
"Maybe, my mom's Jessica Colatti."
"Jessie's your mom?!?"
"Ya"
"Wow. I can't believe Jess and Andy got married mostly importantly I can't believe they got married without me." She said a little disappointed.
"Don't feel bad no one was invited. They felt it was better to elope and spring it on me a month later."
"What? They did that?"
"Yea unfortunately I had to tell Mr. Walrus and he threw a little bitchy fit."
"TORRIE! LISA'S LOOKING FOR YOU!" a guy yelled from the door.
"Oh crap."
"What up?"
"I kind of took Lisa's favorite shirt and screw it up really really bad."
"Oh then you should run. I took her lip-gloss with out asking once and she flipped." I said giggling following Torrie out of gym. But I just could leave with out saying by to my two new buddies who were in the middle of a match with two other guys. "Hey Randy! John! I would put some ice on that." Causing both guys to turn to face me.
"Ice on what, peanut?" John asked confused.
"That" As soon as they turned around John met with a foot to the jaw and Randy with a nice left hook leaving them down for the one, two, three. Happy with my work I followed the direction Torrie left where I found her begging a very scary Lisa for mercy. "That's what you get… losers"
"Im sorry I didn't know we were going to a paint club."
"Tell that to my shirt that is now covered in lime green and fuchsia paint. And by the way you could have washed it. This reeks." Lisa said fuming holding up a really messed up satin tank.
"I was dancing and the paint sprinkle went off. Im sorry, tell ya what I'll buy you another one."
"You better."
I decided that poor Torrie had gone through enough torture. When Lisa's mad she will scare the crap out of anyone. "Lisa be nice, she said she was sorry."
"Where have you been?!?"
"Catering and then the gym"
"Lisa you should have seen her! She kicked Randy and John so hard think she gave them a vagina!" Torrie said excitedly
Lisa just shook her head and laughed probably picturing a short 16 year old kicking two tall 20 years old asses. "I heard what happened with Jay. Don't worry about him he'll come around."
"Now I know why Andrew wanted to fly me up here. So he would get out of the responsibility of telling his own son that he betrayed his trust." I said walking down to the women's locker room.
"I still can't believe that they did that." Torrie said.
"I could careless at this point all I want is to go home."
"After the show we'll go shopping that will probably improve your mood. I need to get Lisa a new shirt anyways." Torrie offered while taking out some of her stuff.
"Sure." I said sitting on the bench waiting for them to finish
"In the meantime, let's introduce you to some of the wrestlers you haven't pissed off today." Lisa said
"I didn't do anything! I just simple made myself known"
"That you defiantly have" At that moment Candice and Alexis came in laughing with another girl.
"Hailey this is Candice, Alexis and Melina. Girls, this is Hailey, she's gonna be staying with us for the next two weeks." Torrie introduced
"We know. Heard what you did today…Nice one." Candice said laughing giving me a high five.
"You know her?" Lisa asked confused.
"Yea I bumped Alexis n Candice before the whole thing with Jason happened."
"By the way, people have been talking about you I thought you were huge" Melina said
"Everyone talking about you. And just thought you might want to know John and Randy are looking for you. And they don't look too happy." Alexis informed me
"Oh please the one time those two are happy is when their fondling each other in the ring and passing it off as wrestling." I said.
They laughed. "I guess you're not a fan" Melina said
"Hell no! I give you guys credit and everything but wrestling just isn't my thing."
"Said the double sided third generation superstar." Lisa said raising her eyebrow.
"You're a double generation superstar!" Candice said shocked.
"Yea and she hates it. People would die to have her blood lineage." Torrie said
"Well they can have it. I have no interest whatever in wrestling." I replied
"Girl it gonna get to you it's in your blood." Melina said
"Just because its there doesn't mean that Im required to use it."
"I bet you Mister. Bear that you're gonna be wrestling in that ring one day." Alexis said pulling a stuffed bear out of her bag.
"You're on. Hi Mister. Bear I'm gonna be your new mommy" I said playing with the bear.