Disclaimer: I don't any wrestlers but if I did oh the possibilities.
(A/n: Yay I never thought that people would actually like this story.If you love Randy orton as much as i do also check out my other story Riches of Love its getting really good. Thanks to SunnyLee, WWESupernatural102292and ginny-potter-07for your reviews it mean a lot to me. Love- Genesis)
I was sitting on a box backstage listening to music watching everyone running by her like chicken with their heads cut off getting ready for the show which started in ten minutes. Lisa, Torrie and I had just come back from the mall about a half an hour ago and they were now getting ready for their match. I sat there playing with my fingers and looking at the five large shopping bags finally deciding I had enough of Avenged Sevenfold for one day, I hopped of the box trying to find something or someone to mess with. Then I almost got run down by the large brown cotton ball with legs that I saw as a big brother. Carlito and I had met a few months before I met Lisa and hated each other guts but then found out we actually had a lot of stuff in common.
"CARLY!" I yelled running up to him.
"Hailz, wats up?"
"Nada just bored out of my fucking mind. The girls are getting read for the show and I have no one to play with." I said pouting hoping he got the hint.
"And let me guess you want Carlito to play with you?" I nodded
"Very good!" I said patting him on the head.
"I know im good. Vamos a ver. I saw Sean Morley a minute ago."
"Who?"
"Oh yea I forgot you're a noobie" he said in fake disgust
"Shut up. Who's Sean Morley?" I asked I had been here for a few hours and still didn't know all of the wrestlers yet but most of them definitely heard about me.
"Val Venis?"
"He's the 'stripper' right?"
"Porn star but yea same thing."
"Carly you just gave me a great idea! Thanks!"
"Umm you're welcome?"
"Do you know where I can find computer?"
"Chica you're at a WWE live event there computers everywhere. Come on" He said walking down the hall to an office which I quickly entered and made myself at home. Log on and taking a picture I found of Val Venis.
"Hailey what are you doing?"
"Nothing" I saved the picture and pasted it on a WANTED poster.
"Wanted for Public Masturbation and Lewd act with an animal. HAHA Now that's cool!" He laughed.
"You can thank me later when we see his face. Help me post these around the arena."
"Oh no!"
"Plwease Carly pretty please with a nice juicy apple on top" I asked innocently.
"Damn ok but if anyone asked this was all your idea. Which it was."
"Ok scaredy cat." I said taking the tape and a couple wanted posters walking out of the room.
"I heard that." He said doing the same.
"I know. Now post them everyone can see them."
"You, evil hilarious child"
"I know that too"
A few minutes later the whole arena was covered in wanted sheets and people rolling in laughing at them. I still hadn't heard Val screaming but it couldn't be long. Meanwhile I was standing near the male dressing room with Carlito waiting for the whole thing to unravel when Mr. Kennedy walked by.
"Carly can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot"
"How many bottles of baby oil do you guys use in one night? I mean damn I can see my reflection in our chest!"
He laughed. "You like it don't you?" he said smirking.
"Not as much as I like this!" I said jumping on his back and giving him a noogie.
"No! Hailey get off! My hair!" He said running down the halls before I decide to get off. "NO! MY BEAUTIFUL FRO!" He said taking out a comb.
"I think it looks better now" I said making my finger into a box and framing his head while giggling.
"Oh so you think that was funny? I'll show you funny." He said running after me dodging through the wave if people that were coming towards us.
"Excuse me, Pardon me, MOVE PEOPLE!" I yelled making a path to get away from the evil Caribbean teddy bear chasing after me.
"GOTCHA!" Carlito said running me down to the ground messing up my hair.
I started to fake cry. "MY HAIR! OMG! Carlos Edwin Colon Jr, how could you do this to me?!?"
"Oh don't even go there Hailey Breanne Kellerman"
"Yuck don't you sound like my mom."
"You'll live"
"Meanie"
"So I've heard"
Second later we heard "WHAT THE FUCK I DID MOST CERTAINLY NOT!"
"SEAN!" Carlito and I chorused laughing.
"What are you two laughing about? Wait do you know something about this?" A red faced Sean asked shoving the paper in faces.
"NOOO why in the world who you ever think that mister?" I asked innocently.
"Don't give me that crap I heard about you and if you're with Carlito were all gonna die" He said pissed but obviously trying his hardest not to laugh at the ridiculously bad puppy dog faces me and Carly were making. "ALRIGHT I GIVE UP! STOP WITH THE FACES!" he said laughing
"YAY WE WON!" Me and Carlito said giving each other high fives.
"Im Hailey by the way" I said offering my hand.
"Sean. Heard a lot about you seem you making quite the impression with the locker room"
"Love me or hate me its still an obsession."
"Hailey here just loves making friends don't you?" Carlito asked
"I love it almost as much as I love my bro" They both laughed. Im guessing everyone knew about what happened with Jay oh well.
"Nice posters by the way" Sean complimented
"Thanks it was all Carly's idea"
"CARLY'S IDEA! CARLY'S IDEA! Look Sean this chick is lying her ass off right now."
"I KNEW IT WAS YOU!" Sean said running after Carlito while fell on the floor in laughter.
Once again I was alone with nothing to do so I started along the halls and bumped into something large and jiggly. I looked to see what was blocking my path and looked straight into the eyes of the world's strongest man like seven million years ago Mark Henry.
"Stay out of my way" He growled
"Stay out of you're way well excuse me. I was walking perfectly content until your fat ass was blocking the fucking hallway!"
"You little punk!"
"It not my fault you never been on a treadmill. Ever heard of Jenny Craig?"
"Listen and listen good little girl-" he said he started to push me into corner.
"MARK!" I heard someone yell. "Leave her alone!" Mark immediately turned around.
"Keep her out of my way!" he said to the figure before taking on last look at me.
"Are you ok?" He asked. I was completely shocked.
