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Once again I was alone with nothing to do so I started along the halls and bumped into something large and jiggly. I looked to see what was blocking my path and looked straight into the eyes of the world's strongest man like seven million years ago Mark Henry.
"Stay out of my way" He growled
"Stay out of you're way well excuse me. I was walking perfectly content until your fat ass was blocking the fucking hallway!"
"You little punk!"
"It not my fault you never been on a treadmill. Ever heard of Jenny Craig?"
"Listen and listen good little girl-" he said he started to push me into corner.
"MARK!" I heard someone yell. "Leave her alone!" Mark immediately turned around.
"Keep her out of my way!" he said to the figure before taking on last look at me.
"Are you ok?" He asked. I was completely shocked.
"UNCLE RIC!" I said running to hug my godfather, Ric Flair. Oh I forget to mention that didn't I well… SURPRISE! Ric
"Hi Hailey" He said laughing while accepting my hug.
"What are you doing here?"
"Honey, I work here. But what are you doing here? And what was that?"
"I get the impression you haven't heard of my adventures today"
"Obviously"
For the next fifteen minutes I told Ric about my mom and Andrew, my little talk with Jason, my new friends, John and Randy and Sean.
"WOW! You're certainly made an impression"
"Yuppers"
"Im a little afraid of you right now." He laughed
"Don't be, I love you…for now."
"Oh that makes it better." He said as we walked into catering.
"Hailey!" said a familiar voice
"Oh no" I said turning only for Ric to turn me back around "I hate you" I muttered jokingly
"Well that lasted what five seconds? You're going to have to talk to him some time."
"I prefer a quarter to never" I said once again trying to leaving only for Ric to gave my arm and push me towards him.
"What do you want?"
"I talked to dad…"
"And let me guess he told you im you're here to apologizing for being such an ass?"
"Look im sorry but you have to see from my side. Some teenage girl I have never met before comes up and tells me that our parents are married and she's staying with me for the next two weeks. Im sorry if that a little hard to believe."
"Ok I see your point but really why would l make that up?"
"Come on im Christian. The best and most good looking wrestler in the world."
"Now that's hard to believe. Sorry to break this to ya Christian but not everyone likes you."
"Oh that hurt. How about we start over? Im Jason Reso but you already knew that. Call me Jay"
"Hailey Kellerman but Hail or Kellbell fine too"
"Kellerman, Kellerman why is that familiar?"
"Im Chris Kellerman's daughter"
"You're kidding that means your mom is…"
"Yuppers Malibu Barbie herself Jessica Colatti and before you ask which I know you are. Yes im a double sided superstar, I have absolutely no interest in wrestling and yes it is a waste of great wrestling DNA. Why does ever one make such a big deal about it? Geesh!"
"MY DAD MARRIED MY GIRL!"
"Huh?"
"I have had the biggest crush on your mom since I was like thirteen."
"Okay first of all eww gross, secondly 'your girl' is my mom and your new stepmother. So put your tongue away around my mom if not I chop it off. Got it?"
He laughed. "I'm being threatened by a 14 year old?"
"Im 16 and yea you are get used to it."
"Well aren't you pleasant"
"Very" I said cheerfully
"What ever you say sis" he said chuckling
"Sis?" I asked confused
"Yea im mean we are related now"
"Yea but we just met and not to ago I wanted to squeeze your head like a pimple."
"Nice to know, I just thought I would give it a try" he shrugged
"Maybe later when we know each other better…bro… No im sorry that was just too weird"
He smiled "Its ok. Come on there are some people I want you to meet" he said telling me to follow him towards the large group that he had left earlier.
"Hold up. I just need to get this out of my system… Told ya you'll come back." I said sticking my tongue out at him.
"Shut up smartass only people prettier than can talk to me that way. But since no one is"
"Conceited, sorry to break your bubble but your not that good looking" I said giggling at his face
"Conceited with a pretty good reason I mean look at me im gorgeous" he said flexing making me continue to giggle.
"In your dreams"
"Sometimes but always in the dreams of women around the globe" he said with a cheesy smile on his face.
"Loser"
"I'll take that as a compliment"
"Well you shouldn't"
"Oh are you gonna take that away from me to? First my dad stole my woman and now you're stealing my compliment. That not nice." He said pouting
"Fine, keep it. I didn't want it anyways"
"Yea right" he said once again walking towards the group.
To be perfectly honest I couldn't careless about meeting his friends but I was his 'sis' now and he had made a effort to be nice to me so if he wanted me to meet them then I was willing to meet him half way. I smiled.
"Hey guys, there's someone I want you to meet. Hailey, this Matt Hardy, Mark LoMonaco, Devon Hughes, Chris Irvine, Amy Dumas, Jeff Hardy, Trish Stratigias, Stacy Keliber and Adam Copeland. Guys this is my step sister Hailey Kellerman."
And there I was, hiding behind Jay as the group had expressions of confusion engraved into their faces. After the shock I could sense their eyes burning threw my flesh. Seriously you could not think of a more uncomfortable situation.
"Wait let see if I hear you right Step sister?" asked the blonde guy introduced to me as Chris.
"Dude you never told me you have a sister" Adam said.
"Long ass story" Jason and I replied simultaneously
"Umm ok?" Mark said.
"You can come now. We won't bite." Amy said.
"Well Jeff might but if you stay away from his skittles you'll be fine" Matt said lightly shoving the other Hardy making some of his skittles fall on the ground. I swear Jeff was about to cry as the red and yellow fell to the ground as if in slow motion.
Brothers. I slowly removed myself from Jay's side as I started to feel a little more comfortable. "Well I can't promise that since im a pretty huge skittles fan"
"NO WAY!" Jeff exclaimed taking his attention away from his fallen treat.
"YES WAY!" I said.
"Well that to bad these are mine" he said jokingly taking his bag and hugging it making more fall to the ground. He quickly dived down to grab them and popped them into his mouth.
When he came back up, he met with everyone's disgusted faces. "It's ok I live by the five second rule" he said popping another skittle into his mouth before offering me one which I gladly took before running off with the bag.
"HEY GIVE BACK MY SKITTLES!" he said running after me.
"Oh no. Not another Jeff" Trish said
"From what I heard she's worst" Devon said
"This is definitely going to be interesting" Stacy said laughing as Jeff and I continued to run around the halls leaving a rainbow-ed path behind us.
"GIVE IT BACK!"
"Here ya go!" I said taking the skittles and throwing them to him.
"Are you ok?" he asked
"Yea im fine"
"Not you my babies" he said rubbing the skittles' bag
"Is he always that weird?" I asked
"Most of the time, its his obsession of the month. Remember when he was ate nothing but grilled cheese for about two months" Jay said looking at Jeff strangely as he continued to talk to the skittles.
Jay and I hung out with his friends awhile longer as one by one the left to go have matches or something what wresters do when there not in the ring. Jay had a match and left me backstage near a monitor to watch the match. Christian vs. Rey Mysterio. I got to admit it was a pretty good match and Jay showed me he was actually good even though he was scheduled to lose. At the end of the night we were all pretty much beat. I met back up with the girls and we piled into the car and drove to the hotel a little after RAW ended. Lisa and I founded out that Alexis and Melina were staying next door to us and Candice and Stacy were a few doors down. Vince had a whole two floors for his people so it wasn't that hard to find out where everyone was. With the constant introductions, running from multiple superstars and my little adventures I was ready to pass out at any moment. Right now all I wanted was my bed but I got a lot more than that. When Lisa opened the door we came face to face with a couple of open and unfinished pizza boxes, red cups and deflated balloons were scattered around the room.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" Lisa yelled as she threw her sports bag on the messed up bed.
"Those IDIOTS!" I said laughing.
"YOU THINK THIS IS FUNNY! HOW CAN YOU POSSIBLY FIND THIS FUNNY?!?"
"Because I know who did this so how about we put sleep off for a few more hours and get even?" I said smirking.
"How can you possible know?"
"The Chain Gang Army flag on the window and RKO is written on the fridge with the magnets.
"What do you have in mind?"
"See if some of the girls want to come and two or three guys and bring em here. I tell yaw he you get back" Lisa left and when to get what I asked while I made a few phone calls. This was gonna be good I had a few things in my head but there was one that fit these guys perfectly and I wasn't gonna miss the chance to use it. A few minutes later, Melina, Lisa, Alexis, Amy and Trish along with the masters of fun Paul and Shawn, who I had known like since forever and like to consider my best friends/dads, were helping me get things ready in John and Randy's room. The whole time we couldn't get the smile of our faces well the girls anyways. I guess John and Randy had pull something like this once them as well because that all they kept talking about, Shawn, Paul and I just laughed at how funny this was going to be.
A few hours
John and Randy just came from the gym laughing their heads it obviously of the mess the obviously of the mess the created in Hailey's room. As they walked off the elevator to their room they heard the boys of summer by Dj Sammy.
Nobody
on the road
Nobody on the beach
I feel it in the air
The
summer's out of reach
Empty lake, empty streets
The sun goes
down alone
I'm drivin' by your house
Though I know you're not
at home
But I can see you-
Your brown skin shinin' in the
sun
You got your hair combed back and your sunglasses on, baby
And
I can tell you my love for you will still be strong
After the boys
of summer have gone
I never will forget those nights
I
wonder if it was a dream
Remember how you made me crazy?
Remember
how I made you scream
Now I don't understand what happened to our
love
But babe, I'm gonna get you back
I'm gonna show you what
I'm made of
"Queers" John said disgust as Randy laughed as they turned to their hallway. Guys in leather, pink, feathered boas and glitter boarded the halls.
"Oh boy" Randy whispered as they passed and John snorted trying to keep the laugher within himself.
Then one of the guys the queerest of them all popped up "The happy couple's here!"
Then all of the gay army moved forward and bombarded John and Randy with glitter and straps. Randy and John stood in shock until they felt that they were being bounded with furry leopard spotted handcuffs.
"WHOA BUDDY! What do you think your doing?" John said trying his hardest to squirm out of the cuffs.
"Oh baby we heard you like it rough but you're turning me on right now." The short blonde dressed with fairy wings and sparkle eye shadow.
"ANDY! He's married. Plus I thought you loved me." Said another who they guessed was his boyfriend.
"MARRIED!" John and Randy chorused "HELL NO!"
"Hailey thought you might say that but its ok to be proud of who you are. You don't have to hide anymore your with family. You are the cutest couple I have ever seen." A tall preppy guy said rubbing Randy's chest going dangerously close to little RKO.
Hailey! They thought
"Go any further and I'll kill you" Randy growled
"Ok sweet cheeks…TO THE TORTURE!" He yelled ordering the men holding John and Randy to drag them inside of the room. When Randy turned around his ass met with a nice firm slap. When he turned to look who did it he saw the same guy with a huge smirk on his face surrounded by friends blowing him a kiss.
When inside John and Randy notice it no longer looked like they hotel room but like a gay bar. Fuchsia pink walls, disco balls, streamer, half drunken martinis, strobe lighting and half naked men in clothes way too tight.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" John yelled
Torture? Randy thought
They were strapped into a chair and a beautiful blonde woman came out of the bathroom. While the door was open you could see that three guys were enjoying the bathroom counter very much.
"Not bad" John whispered
For the next ten minutes the boys received long dragged out lap dances which they enjoyed very much but pretending to hate making strange faces so that the girl wouldn't stop. After it was over, they were disappointed on the inside but sweating bullets on the outside. John and Randy sighed and were un-cuffed. The leader of the group who had them brought in here in the first place walked up to them a touched their shoulders.
"Don't worry boy she's a transvestite so it isn't that bad." John and Randy's eyes were basically flying out of their heads and the former man was waving blowing kisses.
"But now that everyone managed to keep their lunch down let bring the real entertainment." Just then a group of men came flying out of the bedroom and danced around the 'happy couple'. John and Randy immediately ran out of the room and out of the hotel needing a desperate escape.
The rest of the gang and I were over in the corner bent over in laugher. Shawn was crying and I was having trouble breathing. Sure they said my name even though I told them referring to the gay guys that we in town for the parade in a few days not to but what ever was coming my way was worth seeing John and Randy's faces. I was definitely gonna enjoy my time with these two.
