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(Come on people two reviews that sooo not cool. Anyways a SUPER special thank to 2 Die is 2 Live and super G. Anyways here is chapter 8 it pretty much a funny chapter I was in the mood anyways I probably would write until after the new year so I wish everyone had a very merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!!!!)

"I told you I forgot my pass" The show had just ended and I was tired of waiting for the girls to get ready and went outside to get the guys I was going to ride with before Jay with Jeff was a dangerous Son of a bitch behind the wheel and with my current state in could be put through that. I hate having an older brother which reminds me im going to meet the other loser in a few days. Damien, he was 6 years younger than Jay making 20 and from what I have understood he was married to some chick called Amanda and he wasn't bad on the eyes. But I could care less along as he was a like less protective that Mister no fun AT ALL! I was cool.

"Sorry missy but no pass no entry"

"My brother's in there"

"Oh yea that a new one!" The security guard said sarcastically

"Im freaking serious!"

"Oh yea well so am I" He said taking my waist and trying to get me outside. As we got to the door way I stretched my legs and each side. "Come on" he said pushing softly.

"No! Never!" I said pushing back making him stumbled and loosen his grip at which I dropped and ran past him.

"Hey come back here" He said running after me.

"Hey Devon. Hey Tubbi" I said rushing past them.

"IM NOT FAT!" Mark said running after me with a twinkie in hand. Great now two people are chasing me.

Wait why am I running I can take them.

No you can't stop lying to yourself.

You're just jealous

Oh yea im so jealous of MYSELF! You really have some issues.

Then I guess you have issues to.

Well Done

After I stopped arguing with myself I stop turned around and ran straight for them, Mark move out of the out and I jumped the guard taking his left and pulling towards his back hard. He screamed in pain while I applied more pressure.

"Hailey" I heard a southern accent said behind me. I turned my head to look at the voice and see Muffin boy standing there with his arms crossed. "Whatcha doing?" he said in a sing songy

"Nothing" I said innocently

"Let go" he said smiling

"Fine" I let go of him and he stretched out his arm. He wasn't gonna get away that easy, I bent down and swung his legs right from under him. "Next time let me in and I won't be so mean" I walked back to Matt skipping like nothing had happened

"What did you do?"

"Why Muffin im hurt. why did you think I did something?"

"OK stop with the muffin thing"

"What! Yesterday you stuffed three muffins in your face like you were gonna die any second."

"They were good!"

"Ok muffin boy!" The semi-normal Hardy just looked at me and shook his head.

"Aren't you suppose to be at the hotel already"

"YES! I went outside to wait for Trish and Stacy but they took forever! Then I went for my wonderful big brothers but no Adam and Jay thought it was best to leave me here. With those THINGS! " Matt laughed at me and kept laughing. "I mean no offense to them but Stacy creeps me out with her 'I love the world! Isn't everything perfect!" attitude and Trish kidnapped this morning and powder caked my face. I HAVE SEVEN LAYERS OF MAKEUP ON MY FACE! To 'cover those nasty bruises' DO YOU THINK I CARE! SERUOISLY!" Matt stopped and laughed at my hysterical appearance. Me waving my arms like a mad woman bouncing up and down and poking my face in disgust.

"OK well that just mad my day. They not that bad once you get to really know them. Stacy is just trying to be nice and Trish needs a new dress up doll. You'll be fine just-" Matt stopped at watched the group of half ass naked women pass by with his eyes out of his head and his jaw keeping the drool company on the floor. I looked at Matt and then at the whores who were silently flirting with him.

"Beat it" I said stomping towards them. They looked at me. Some left and other blew him kisses before throwing a dirty look at me and walking way.

"OH COME ON! Why ya go and do that for?" he said pouting

"Well when im being talked to I like that please do this thing called pay attention. I know weird I wonder who gave me that idea"

"Im sorry what were you saying?"

"Nothing you were the one talking on and on about the mayor Pleasantville and the crazy blonde with the makeup. Who were they anyways?"

"Oh them? Diva search contestants"

"Meaning?"

"Exactly what I said the company asks girl who want to be diva to come in, they pick them best and the fans chose who they want"

"Oh so that why Jillian was all defensive"

"Yea she doesn't like anyone that doesn't enter by skills. Anyways, who you going home with?" I shrugged. "Why don't you come with us? Were at the same hotel anyways"

"And by us you mean?"

He laughed "Me, Jeffy, Shane, and Aims and I think Shan is coming to." OMG SHANNON'S COMING YAY! Im am like completely in love with this boy so of course I was coming. "Hailey?"

"Um yea I got no other ride" Matt looked at me funny for a minute and then grabbed his bag and we walked towards the car. A four door black mustang looks like it could fit five Max! "Muffin? How are we suppose to fit?"

"Well find a way" We all filed into the car. Since all the seats were taken up, I had to sit on someone's lap and lucky me guess who I sat on. SHANNON! I swear im gunna die. Flat Lines

(Princess-Of-Xtreme walks in as ambulance arrives and tries to revive Hailey behind her I am terribly sorry for the inconvenience, but as you can see, Hailey has fallen into a state of shock, the doctors behind me are working on getting her back so please be patient...and don't kill me!

Doctor: DAMNIT! WHY DID THAT GUY HAVE TO OFFER HIS LAP?!!

Shannon: blushes like mad I DIDN'T MEAN TO!

Doctor: JUST GO OVER THERE BOY! Shocks Hailey again and her pulse returns Oh thank god!

Hailey: Wha-what happened?

Princess-Of-Xtreme: You died. Now please continue with the story the readers are um...getting VERY angry...hides seeing pitch wielding readers

Hailey: Oh right! Sorry! BACK TO STORY!)

God he is so hot.

Ok you're scaring me.

Sorry

But you're right he's HOT!

I know! high five

ANYWAYS as I was saying before I died, it was about to be 11 when we got to the hotel and after talking with Shannon I was bouncing off the walks. I got lucky Lisa was gonna go out with her hubby and told me she wouldn't back until tomorrow morning. Ummm wondering what there doing hint hint I changed into my baby blue PJ bottoms and purple tank. Bored I laid down on the bed and turned on the T.V. Yay SPONGEBOB'S ON! I love nickelodeon would never admit but I was. There was a knock at the door, and thinking that it was room service, I got up and walked to the door. I opened it up and frowned.

"Hey Cena" I said venomously. I still didn't like this guy. Just something about him irked me to no end. Sure he was nice but still…ew!

Marky Mark smirked. "Hailey." he said plainly. Then I saw a figure behind him.

"Paulie!" I said happily, pushing Johnny boy out of the way and jumping into my partner in crime arms.

"Hey there " he said, swinging me side to side with my legs dangling. John just rolled his eyes and walked into the hotel room and to the TV. He burst out laughing.

"Oh. . .my. . .god!" he managed to say in between laughs. "You watch. . .Nickelodeon?!" he cried, falling onto the floor and laughing some more.

Paul looked at me and raised an eyebrow. "You watch Nickelodeon?" he repeated with a smile. I blushed and looked down. "You know I watch Spongebob too. Patrick's my favorite." he whispered

"Me too" I walked to the bed and tried to watch my show in peace but Trips kept looking at John and then looking up at me glaring down wishing the earth would just open up and swallow him whole but the world isn't that perfect.

John was now lying still on the floor, facing upwards. "Maybe he's finally dead." I joked, winking. Paul grinned maliciously and went along.

"Maybe. Lets find out."

He made his way to the T.V, stepping on John's chest in the process, he didn't move.

"Hmm. Maybe this will work." I said with an evil smile. Paul knew what I was talking about and cringed but smiled. I walked to where Paul was, but instead of walking on Johnny's chest, I jumped on his balls! He cried out loud, covering his goodies and his face bright red.

"Oh Jesus!" he yelled in pain, rolling on his stomach and sides. Paul and I were laughing so hard that tears were falling down our cheeks.

"Y-Y-You want me to get you some ice, man?" Paul asked, making me laugh harder.

John shrieked like a little girl and held on tighter to his northern regions. "Do you want me to shrink too?!" he cried.

"W-What's there t-to shrink, John?" I asked him with a smirk.

"Oh, nice." Paul said, high fiving me. I grinned proudly and watched as John tried to stand.

"You're a bitch." He muttered angrily.

"Yeah, and you're an asshole."

John mumbled something under in his breath and stumbled over to one of the chairs and fell onto it. After calming down, I wiped my eyes and walked back to the bed I threw myself snuggled to a pillow. "So what are you doing here anyways, Cena?" I asked him while staring up at the ceiling.

John rolled is eyes. "Well, if you must know. Paul wanted to talk you."

"And you had to come. . .why?"

"Felt like it." he shrugged, staring at the TV. I rolled my eyes and continued to stare at the ceiling. There was a sudden ringing and Paul reached into his pocket, pulling out his cell phone. He flipped it open and started talking.

"Mhm. Okay, I'll be right there." he finished a few seconds later. He then hung up.

"Who was that?" I asked him, standing up. Paul stood up too and walked to the door, me following close behind like a puppy following its owner.

"Shawn got into some trouble and needs my help. I'll be back"

"Don't leave me with…THAT" I whispered nodding to Cena who was elbow deep in cheese doodles.

"You'll be fine"

"No take me with you!" I said grabbing his collar.

"Bye Hails" he said closing the door in my face.

"No!" I said scratching the door and turned back to John who was scratching himself. "That's so gross" I walked back to the bed and picked up the remote and changed the channel, causing Marky Mark to open his stupid mouth.

"I was watching that." he muttered. I smirked and threw the remote at him, nailing him in the head. He didn't even move. "Ouch." was all he said. I just sighed and continued to watch what was on the TV until I grew bored.

"Im gonna go see Adam. He got my clothes."

"I'll go too. I gotta talk to Jay anyways" he said following to the door. I looked at him and opened the door, dashing out as fast as I could. Johnny ran after me, and always being the faster one, passed me swiftly. He ended up beating me to the room, me being ten doors away. Cena laughed at me and opened the door and gasped. Right when I got there, he slammed the door and blocked me from going in. I raised an eyebrow and tried pushing him.

"Move it, Cena." I snapped, trying to push him for the second time.

"I don't really think that a good idea… Nope not at all" he said shaking his head

"Get out of the way Bum" I said shoving him out of the way and opening the door. I walked through the door and almost tripped because the lights were off. I only got two feet in before a voice stopped me.

"Go deep breath away." said a wheezy voice.

"Jay?" I asked.

"Go AWAY!!!!" he bellowed before gasping. I heard bodies moving around so I guess. Wait a minute...

"Are you okay? -" a moan interrupted me and my eyes widened. I screeched and ran out of the room with lightning speed. I didn't stop running, even when Riley and Dwayne called when I ran passed them, and when I reached my room I went crazy looking the key but realized I didn't have it.

"John you took the key right?"

"No why should I? it your room"

"CRAP!"

"Come on. Randy on a date, you can stay with me"

John opened the door and I ran past him, jumping onto his bed. I buried myself in the covers and refused to come out for a while.

20 minutes later

"You think they're done yet?" asked John. I shuddered at the thought.

"He…HE… EWW!!!" I yelled exasperated.

"Well, they're adults and guys have needs-"

"I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT MY BROTHER'S NEEDS!!!"

"Ok, ok, don't yell in my ear woman. So...do you want to wait here until they're done to get some clothes or do you want to get something to eat now in your pj's?"

"Uhh...I don't want to walk in on them again, but I don't want people staring at me cause I'm in my pj's."

"That doesn't answer my question though."

"Fine, I guess we wait." I said, crossing my arms below my chest. We were watching a movie when I couldn't take it any more.

"I'm hungry!!!" I wailed. John shook his head, stood up and walked over to his closet. He came back with a black jersey and skinny jeans.

"You have girl pants in your closet?" I asked examining the label.

"No. I got them as a present and I didn't have time to return it."

"Yeah right."

"It's true!"

"Ok what ever you say Marky Mark"

"IM SERIOUS!"

"Put 'em on!" I said, holding out the skinny jeans.

"What? No! You put them on!"

"I want to see you in skinny jeans!" I said in a baby voice while pouting. he sighed.

"FINE! But you tel ANYONE and I will KILL YOU!" he said taking the jeans and walking into the bathroom. I smiled, because, well, I won! I waited a few minutes but John didn't come out.

"Get out here you sexy beast!" I yelled, trying to contain my laughter.

"No."

"Oh, come on!"

"No."

"Fine." I said while walking towards the door. "I'll just come to you!"

"NO!" John yelled, probably just remembering that he left the door unlocked.

We both got to the door at the same time, but I was the one to pull it open. Big mistake. John had jumped towards the door to lock it, but since the door was open, there was only one thing he could fall on: me. I opened my eyes and saw John's face hovering over mine. The only thing he was wearing was the skinny jeans, leaving his chest and stomach exposed. Both of our eyes were wide as dinner plates and we were blushing like mad. I mean come on I don't like him but if you had a shirtless John Cena in pants 7 size to small you would think he was hot too. John got off me quickly and sat Indian style while I mirrored his sitting style. I then remembered why this all occurred.

"Stand up! I want to see 'em!"

"No."

"Please?"

"Fine." He stood up and I smiled.

"Oh my Johnny! You are just so sexy I can't take it! You must give me a lap dance in those jeans!" I said smiling, but I failed to contain my laughter this time. John raised an eyebrow and walked back into the bathroom, leaving me on the floor laughing my head off. A few minutes later I felt the tee shirt and jeans fall on me. I finally finished laughing and went into the bathroom to change. I took at my phone and starting laughing all over again. While John was there standing like a dumb butt I secretly took a picture of him. Boy was he gonna be piss but hey it would be the first time.

We hung out for a while longer and realized that I like his company. He was like a seven hyper active child in a 25 year old's body. He was pretty cool…I still didn't like him though. Something about him warned me that he wasn't to be trusted I could be wrong but it was still there I learned from the past that if you a hundred percent sure it's for a reason. I guess that would figure it self out eventually but I had training in the morning and from what the girls told me Jay takes his wrestling pretty serious which of course is great for me…SIKE! God what did I get myself into?

I'm Mrs. "Most Likely To Get On TV For Strippin' On The Streets"
When getting the groceries, no, for real
Are you kidding me?
Causing panic in the industry
I mean, please
Do you want a piece of me?

I stared at my phone and wondered if I should pick it up.

I'm Mrs. "Lifestyles Of The Rich & Famous"
(You want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. "Oh My God, That Britney's Shameless!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. "Extra! Extra! This Just In!"
(You want a piece of me?)
I'm Mrs. "she's too big, now she's too thin"
(You want a piece of me?)

"Hailey if you don't pick up that phone right now I will shove it up you ass" John muttered from the couch.

I guess I wasn't the only one that Brintey Spears annoyed that crap out of. PREPS I tell you. I know what you're thinking it my phone yes in that you would be correct but she picked the ringtone. And why don't I change it you ask. BECAUSE IT's MY PHONE, MY STORY AND I simply don't have to answer that soo in your face. Anyways I grab the phone and walked into the bathroom.

"Hey Lexie"

"Don't Hey Lexie. MOM GOT MARRIED!!!!"

"Oh yea… SURPRISE!"

"What the hell!"

"My thoughts exactly"

"And this is fine with you?!?!"

"Not everyone is as defense as you Alex, Hey Hails what up?

"Hey Nani nothing much"

"Hello question still hanging here without an answer!!!!"

"Well with that attitude it should stay that way" Nachelle said probably pointing in Lexie's face.

"No one was talking to you now answer my question how in your right mind be ok with this"

"It wasn't at first but im starting to come around. I mean I still hate the guys guts that never gonna change no matter what but our brother is kinda cool"

"OUR BROTHER?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!??!"

"Well one of them anyways im gunna meet Damien in a few days"

"DAMIEN?!!?! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU! MOM GOT MARRIED AND DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO TELL US AND THIS IS OK?!?!"

"First STOP YELLING AT ME. JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE IN NEW YORK DOESN'T MEAN I WON'T ASK JOHN TO DRIVE ME UP THERE!"

"Little one fighting is gonna help anything so stop yelling" Nani said trying to calm us both down.

"WE'RE NOT LITTLE!" Lexie and I said at the same time

"WHO THE FUCK IS JOHN?!" Lexie asked. Even though she was older by five minutes she definitely took the big sister role a lot more seriously that Nachelle did. Lexie being the cheerleader preppy freak that she was she would kill anyone who messed with us and I loved her to pieces. Nachelle on the other hand was completely laid back. She the one I would go to for advice.

"Im staying with Jay until Mom and Dickhead get back from their honeymoon and John is one of his friends."

"And will you care to enlighten me on who the hell you're talking about now?" Lex said impatiently.

"Jay is the other brother. And guess what he's a wrestler"

"OH GOODIE LIKE WE NEED ANOTHER ONE OF THOSES!"

"Alexandria Belinda Kellerman would you shut up for one measly second while I talk to darling sister here"

"Fine you take this girl is giving me a headache" Lexie said probably rubbing her temple and walking down stairs for some mineral water. That another thing I don't get Mineral Water ITS JUST WATER! I could go on for ever here but well that would boring and you would leave and no one wants that.

"Ok so let me get this straight. Mom and …"

"Andrew"

"…Andrew are on their honeymoon, you're at the house alone with 'Jay' and his friends and we have a another brother called Damien which your gonna meet in a few days" Nani said trying to put all the pieces together

"Well yes but not completely you see funny story but we're kinda in Tennessee and im gonna be in Alabama tomorrow before heading to Florida where im meeting Damian and Amanda, his wife"

"OMG MY GOD WE'RE LIKE THE FUCKING BRADY BUNCH!" I heard Lexie say in the background

"Lex shut up! Ok go to the bank tomorrow your money will be waiting for you"

"My money? What are you talking about?"

"Hailey im not gonna let you travel around the fricken country like this with people you don't even know. Im your big sister I think you should come home"

"Nachelle thanks but no thanks im fine here. I appreciate but im a big girl and I can handle myself. I actually like it on the road yea it a little tiring and annoying and a different hotel every night and im not helping my point. As I was saying keep your money im staying"

"Hailey you can't be serious?!? Please tell me you're kidding! Nachelle send the money and book her a place in the nearest mental institution. This girl has officially lost her mind! I'll tell mom and dad to pick you up at the airport" Lexie said

"Alex no don't you dare tell me that you called that whore mom!"

"Hailey she not that bad Camille actually really nice" Nani said

"I can't believe that you actually saying this! That whore split up our family"

"HAILEY WAKE UP! MOM AND DAD WERE NEVER GOING TO GET ALONG! CAMILLE JUST HELP THINGS!" Lexie yelled

"Sweetie you should give her a chance" My older sister said trying to convince me that the whore was angel

"Funny people change in such a short amount of time. I can't believe this Nachelle keep you're fuckin I don't want it and if you guys even tell CHRISTOPHER anything I swear to you, you will regret it"

"Is that a threat?" Alex challenged

"No little Lexie that a promise" I said hanging up. I stayed in the bathroom for a second longer hoping and praying that John didn't hear any of that. I took a deep breath and walked outside.

"It's a great day the great master Orton didn't get laid"

"Who said I didn't" Randy said taking off his pants

"Didn't what?" I said walking in the room

"AHH!" Randy yelled falling on the floor pants and all.

"Don't worry Randy. Even if I you were completely naked I would have been able to see anything I left my magnifying glass in my hotel room"

"OH SHE GOT YOU!" John said giving me a high five while Randy went to the bathroom

"Kid what the hell are you doing here?"

"Well I was in my room but no John had to come"

"Hey Paul was there too" John whined…like always

"Yea but I like Paul."

"Haha you think you so funny"

"Yea I seem to think so" I said proudly sticking chest which is lacking completely by the way.

"You know what was hilarious when we walked on your brother having-"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!" I yelled running around the room with my black and hot pink nail plugging my ears.

"What?" Randy said finally coming out of the bathroom. John made some sort of signal and Randy started to burst out laughing with John following quickly after while I stood there and glared at them. "You- he – hahaha!!!"

"Oh yea John you think that funny. Well I think this is much more interesting" I took out my phone and showed Randy the picture of John in the skinny jean and he fell on the floor holding his sides and tears falling out of his eyes.

"You You SKINNY JEANS! HAHAHA!" Randy stuttered. John eyes grew huge and starting running after me we circled the hotel room about five times before I tripped on Randy who was still dying on the floor.