Disclaimer: I own nothing except Hailey…stop rubbing it in.
(I JUST WANTED TO THANK EVERYONE WHO REVIEW LAST CHAPTER! It was the most reviews I have ever gotten for chapter so thanks to super G, jcena'sgirl557744WWESupernatural102292New York Chica, and 2 Die is 2 LiveYou guys rock and inspire me to keep writing. I know this isn't the best follow up to my last chapter but I thought I would give it a shot. I had this up already but I decided it was bit to out of character and it had a lot of mistakes so I fixed. Meaning if you read it I suggest re-reading it. ALSO im open for suggestions on what you guys want me to do with the story. Like I said in the beginning I really don't have a plan for this so im kinda running on boredom and math class. Well enough talk and here is chapter 9. Happy fic'ing)
I was bored like always. I mean there is never anything to do around here! I was walking around the hotel and spotted three of my 'best friends' by the lobby. Two were facing this way and I put my finger to my lips signaling them to be quiet the nodded slightly in response telling me they got the message. I ran towards my unsuspecting target and leaped on to his back.
"What the-" he said tipping forward and turning his face towards me.
"Hey Riley" I replied with a cheeky grin.
He glared at me for a while before he broke into an inevitable smile. "Hey Shortcake" He responded with same cheek grin that I had.
At his nickname, my smile fell from my face and was quickly replaced with a defiant stare. "I'm not short"
"You're short but your cute that a plus" Carly said giving a thumb up and stupid smile that was waiting to be wiped off.
"IM NOT SHORT!"
"No need to get you panties in a bunch. Hate to break it ya but come on look at you and then look at us." Paul said waving his large hand over my head which really was that hard.
"Not my fuckin fault you guys are freaks of nature…or steroids whatever you makes you sleep at night"
"Shortcake its ok I can put you in my pocket." Carlito said patting my head before bursting into a deafening laughter.
"YEEEEEEEEAHHHH!" Shawnie said
"I really really don't like you"
"Phil, she hurt my feelings!" Shawn said pointing at me and fake crying behind Carlito. Even though I knew they were kidding I could help but feeling angry. I love them to death but … no buts I love them and I was going to make sure they knew just who much I care for them …even though they are fools but come on you love your friends no matter how stupid they are.
"Hailey aka shortcake did you hurt little Shawn?" Riley said seriously.
After a short silence in which all three guys stared at me I answered "You know what I did! I did hurt Shawnie feeling and I'm damn proud of it. And im proud of being short, it doesn't hurt as much." They all stared at me shocked before their small brains digested the last part of my statement.
"Wait-" Carlito said before he received a brutal stomp on his toes. "OWW what the fuck?!?" he said bouncing on one leg. It was then that I got a wonderful idea should I or shouldn't I? I noticed the spongy material behind him that looked very bouncy giving me the ok I need. Yea I think it only fair. I smiled at him and then sweeps him right off his feet.
"See now were both short" I said smiling before turning to Riley who was just staring at me and Shawnie who was just there with his jaw to the floor.
"HEY CARLITO HOW DOES IT FEEL TO GET YOUR ASS KICKED BY A GIRL!" Shawnie said laughing and pointing. I gave him a sternly yet playful look and ran after him giving him a few spanks.
"OW OW OW! PUNK, DO SOMETHING! SHE'S HURTING ME" Shawn said running around with me hot on his heels with a wicked smile on my face. When I stopped my attack on Shawn I quickly moved over to Riley, who was no longer in sight. I went to Carly, who took my hand and gave Shawn a look.
"Guys what are you doing?" I said backing up
"Nothing" they sang harmonically.
"Crap!" I said dashing through the hall with the two superstars right behind me.
"OH HAILEY!" I heard Carly sing before Riley popped up in front of me. I ran as fast as possible but of course that was impossible. I bet they juiced up. Riley, Carly and Shawnie played with me a little while longer before Carlito when to go practice with Torrie on their storyline.
"Ok ok I give up!" I yelled out of breath. I currently had a 225 pound Shawn Michaels on me tickling the crap out of me because I said that he was balding.
"TELL ME IM PRETTY!"
"Dude that sounded so wrong" Riley said laughing at Shawnie, who just glared at him.
"Tell me I have nice hair"
"ALSO WRONG!" Punk yelled.
"IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN WITH OUT IT BEING TWISTED!?!?!"
"Umm...no I don't think so"
"Hey guy can we do this when SHAWN ISN'T CRUSHING ME!"
"Oh yea sorry. Tell me im pretty. SHUT IT RILEY" Shawnie said sticking his tongue out at Phillip.
"STOP CALLING ME THAT!"
"Okay PHILLIP. Shawnie you are beautiful and if you weren't married and old I would so do you." I said giggling
"OK WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION!" Riley said
"But I'll take it" Shawn said picking me up and dangling me like rag doll before slapping a wet one on my cheek.
"EWW I HAVE RABIES!" I said wiping Shawn's yucky drool off my face.
"Oh no I think you ruin her makeup. And you know if the makeup is ruin then the whole outfits ruined. I mean just look at it" Punk said nodding towards my white peasant shirt that had a poofy bell long sleeves, which I wore under my plain black corset accompanied with simple black pants with sliver chains and of course my usual dark makeup. Of course I made this outfit complete forgetting that I had my first official day of training with Jay today.
"You think you're so slick don't you Pepsi boy" I said inching closer and closer to him until I reached his chest. I was too short to ever see eye to eye with the 6'1 giant freak.
"Yeaaaah Pepsi boy" Shawn said
We laughed until Capitan Killjoy arrived. "Hailey!"
"Hide" I whispered pulling the two chuckling idiots down behind the couch.
"Umm excuse me" the lady sitting behind the couch said.
"Shhh... don't you see where trying to hide lady" Riley said.
"Why I never..."
"Well you better start." I said pushing Phillip's large head down.
"What are we hiding from?" Shawn asked loudly.
"Jason"
"Oh yea" Riley said.
"Wait who was that?" I asked
"Well you didn't pick a very good hiding spot" Jay said hovering above us shocking me and my counterparts.
As Jay came towards me, I backed up before I was in a corner once again with a huge WWE wrestler blocking the way.
"Back up I don't want to exposed to your grossness"
"Im not gross you just don't know how to knock"
"If you wanted me to knock you wouldn't have given me the damn key!"
"I didn't know you'll go barging in!"
"Well that shows how much you know"
"Do you have any idea how hard it is to get off with your little sister screaming in the hallway like an idiot?"
"OH MY GOD EWW! GROSS! I already saw that I really don't need to picture you playing with it"
"Well get used to it. Actually I think im gonna go do that now"
"OH MY GOD!" I crawled through his legs and ran only for Adam and Amy to be waiting for me. Adam threw me over his shoulder while Jay and Amy talked to Phillip and Shawnie, something about me being a bad influence. "What is wrong with him?"
"How much time do you have? What are you riled up about anyways?"
"…I kinda walked in on him last night having umm you know"
"No I don't know" Adam said exploiting my discomfort
"HAVING SEX OK!" He just laughed at me while I glared at his ass hoping and praying that flames would fly out.
"Wow you definitely just made my day"
"Your welcome but must also thank you for the beautiful view" I said smacking his ass.
He jumped "Your welcome but im really not interested in my best friend's under-aged little baby sister."
"I think I can change that" I said rubbing his ass. Im really not interested in Adam in anyway but as my adopted big brother but seeing him riled up and flustered is freaking hilarious.
"Jay, take her. I can't…Just…here" he said shoving me to Jay expecting arms. Amy, Jay and I where laughing our heads off while Adam stalked off the car muttering to himself.
"This is a public area. Try having a little decency" the woman said grabbing her purse and strutting towards the front door.
"YEA WALK AWAY YOU SNOTTY BITCH!" I yelled causing her to stop in shock but keep walking. "Geesh drag queens are so rude these days. Jason you can put my down now!"
"I could but I really don't think you deserve that. You might just go rip that woman's head off."
"Now why would I do that when I ran the great Christian and The extreme diva herself Lita by my side to do it for me" I smiled innocently.
"Yea right but we like our jobs." Amy said.
"Yup now we gotta go to the gym."
"Doesn't the hotel have a gym?"
"Yea but not a wrestling ring and that's what we really need. That is after we get you all warmed up. Let's go" Jay said heaving me on his shoulder and running down the hall.
"OWW! JAY, LET ME DOWN!" I yelled. My stomach was receiving a brutal beating bouncing up and down on his shoulder. "Don't just stand there help me!" I said looking at Amy who was laughing at me while I hit Jay's back. Suddenly we stopped.
"Hey man"
"Hey watcha got there?" That voice I had heard it before.
"Oh this nothing just demonic tinkerbell"
"Hey I heard that" I yelled hitting him again.
"You were supposed to" Jay replied. "Hey Dave think you can take her. She's a little to heavy"
"Hey im right here Mister insensitive"
"And since when did you become the sensitive type?"
"That is none of you're business" I said before once again being hurling into another man's arm. I wished that was as good as it sounded. "Hey Davey"
"Hi fruit loop nutcase"
"Do we serious have to go through this again? Cheerios vs. Fruit Loops. Fruit Loops win hands down…" we argued a few more minutes before Adam finally decide to bring the car around the front. Jay and Amy went on and on about how today was going to work I truly wasn't pay attention. Until I heard something about me being on a diet and eating a freaking fruit salad.
Can't we just have pizza today?".
"Nope" Amy said simply.
You folded your arms, and you grumbled.
"Stop whining."
"I asked to be trained as a wrestler please don't turn me into the next Stripper Barbie"
"And you're gonna be trained but to do this you have to take care of your body" Amy said rubbing my shoulder.
"I hate you guys"
"But you'll love us soon enough" Adam replied finally saying something in English and not in Ozzy Oburnse language: BLAH ERR BLAH BLAH ERR MUMBLE MUMBLE
"I already love you Addy" I said tracing a heart on Adam's neck. He mumbled something under his breath and leaned forward.
"Leave him alone" Jay warned
"Why? Messing with him is so fun" I really don't know what it is but today im feeling very flirt-ish and unfortunately for Adam he became my target for the day. I LOVE being evil hehe.
Finally, we arrived at the public gym. The guys were a bit bother about this but Amy assure us that no one really care if you were famous or not and it was the closest.
Amy and I found the women's locker room, and threw our stuff into a locker. I changed into black yoga pants and a yellow tank top along with my matching ecko's and a clean face. Amy led me found the weight room and eventually I spotted Jay and Adam. There were a lot of guys there Cena and Orton along with Mark and Glenn and some other non wrestler guys. Unfortunately, there were no other women there except Amy of course making all of them stare at us.
As we walked over to Jay, I could feel pair after pair of eyes watching us. I sighed.
"Just ignore them. Usually they get bored and leave you alone" Amy asked looking over at me.
"I thought you said we would be ok"
"And we are. Have notice no one has come over like OMG YOUR LITA! I LOVE YOU YOUR AMAZING! I WANNA MARRY YOU. I WANT YOU TO HAVE MY KID. I'LL FUCK YOU UNTIL I GET STUPID!" I just looked at her like she was crazy which at this point anyone in this room would agree. "What! It happens…way too often" she said as we got to the guys.
"Alright, you set up the bench press with what ever weight you want to lift, and I'll be right back. I have to see what time the exercise room opens. Weight training will only go so far" Jay said taking Adam with him. And Amy was with The Rock and Jericho in what seem like a deep conversation.
How Rude! Leaving me to set up this stupid bench press myself. I went over to the rack with the weights, and tried to decide how heavy I wanted the weight. I tried reading the little number and saw that most of the little weighs were gone and the lightest were to 40's. Lucky me 80 pounds to lift all by myself. I lifted the first 40 and slowly placed it on the bar and walked back to the rack to pick up the other 40. I walked back to the bench and placed it on the bar; I laid down on the freezing cold benchy thing and lifted the bar without a spotter. Super smart of me right yea I thought so too until I got the bar completely off the bar and it immediately fell on to my chest and had absolutely no thought of moving. Most people just look snickered and laughed. ASS HOLES IM HERE DYING AND YOUR FUCKING LAUGHING I WILL HAUNT YOU! FEAR ME! You know I thought when I died Synyster Gates would be there waiting for me to wisp me off to my happily ever after but nope God screw me out of that one to. I was gonna die here of all places staring at grey horribly old tile roofing. I think I want black roses at my funeral. While I was there holding to my last breath I felt my name being yelled. Hey maybe Syn did decide to give me a little bit of happiness. The bar's weigh was finally lifted off me and to see my wonderful amazing hot guitarist waiting to fly off to heaven with me and guess whose fat ugly face popped into view making me fall on the ground… JOHNATHAN CENA!
"What the hell! I GOT SCREWED! COME ON GOD I KNEW I WAS BAD BUT COME ON WHY CENA? WHY? WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENT?"
"Oh so that's the thanks. I save you from freaking strangling your dumb ass. This is what I get it, ok I see how it is"
"Oh hush it! I still have the picture"
"Give it to me. Hailey hand over the phone"
"Never!" Next thing I know im being pushed into the woman's locker room and John's telling me to hand over that phone so of course me being me. I followed his order and grabbed my phone and my water bottle and filled it with the hair coloring I had bought yesterday, Jeffers offer to help me dye it and I was more that happy to let him. I took my supply and walked out the door. "Here you go" I said sticking to phone out to him
"What did you do to it?" John said staring at the brown sidekick LX and then looking at me with suspicion.
"Why, absolutely nothing." I said innocently.
"Sure. Is it in there?"
"Yuppers but here I want you to have this to" I took my water bottle and sprayed it all over his face. His clothes was soaked in neon green and a bit got into his hair.
"You BITCH!"
"Tis tis Johnny I don't think that is the proper way to talk to a lady"
"Lady! COME HERE YOU LITTLE DEMON!" He said chasing me around the gym. I crashed to several people and they probably hated me for it but I really could careless I just wanted to get away from John who was super close. As I turned to look at him I was caught by Adam who was just looking down and smiling at me.
"Hey Cena I think you definitely spent way too much in the studio. You are ass just got out run by a girl."
"Not my fault she got a head start"
"Im still right here!"
"Sure, I think this belong to you."
"No Addy can I stay with you I love being in your arms. Johnny's mean" I said snuggling closer towards his body and I heard John giggle and could feel Adam try to push me off. I seriously need to stiff a laugh his face was hilarious.
"HAILEY LETS GO! HAND- EYE" Jay yelled.
"Bye lover" I said winking at Adam and walking towards Jay.
"THIS ISN'T OVER!" I heard Cena yell
"DAMN SKIPPY MARKY MARK!" I yelled back. "Not you Taker" I said to Mark Calloway who turned around.
"You really really got to stop doing that."
"What can't I have friends to?"
"Yea sure but don't flirt with mine and especially dye their hair green"
"Whatever, sergeant workout can we get started?" I said starting to do a little stretching and then put on the red boxing gloves.
"Ok aim for the face ok" I started punching the life out of the bag and then started to use my legs.
"Stomach…Face… Stomach…Face… Stomach…Face… Stomach…Face…Knock 'em out!"
I took one last swing at the bag and it flew up as far away as it could, while still attached to where it was attached. ON yea I totally rock! CRAP I JUST SAID TOTALLY!! OK way too much Torrie time.
"Excellent!" Jay exclaimed.
I grinned despite being all icky and sweaty I felt great. I loved boxing and it was a great work out plus you don't have to do it for hours and hours for you to feel like you've accomplished something. It was quick and easy.
"Alright, let's see some push-ups!" Jay barked. "50 of them!" he added.
I groaned, and dropped on the ground. "Do I really have to?
"Yes do you think I got into this gorgous body by whining? NO! Now go" Damn everyone was right he did take this workout thing seriously… a little too seriously. I did 50 push-ups as fast as I could. The faster I were able to do them, the less likely Mister. Fitness freak was to tell me to do more.
"Alright, let's eat something. I think now you deserve a break"
"Finally!" I exclaimed exhaustedly.
We walked over to the snack bar and stood next to Jay in line hoping and praying that he would get something good. Something that was edible. "One fruit salad please"
He handed the plastic container of fruit to me and I glared at it hoping that it would blow up in flame, then at him. I grabbed it out of his hands, and stomped over to an empty table, and dropped down onto the chair, deliberately choosing a table with only one chair.
"Stop being such a baby" Jay said as he pulled a chair up to the table. I pushed out the chair and stood up.
"Where are you going?"
"To get a fork"
Jay held up a fork, and glanced over smiling. I rolled your eyes, and trudged back over to the table muttering several curses. I snatched the wicked evil fork, and threw myself back down onto the stupid chair opening the yucky salad and began stabbing the life out of the melon.
"Alright, this is enough! You're acting like a 2 year old" Jay said firmly.
"You're acting like a 2 year old" I shot back at him childishly.
"Okay fine, once you're done eating, go on the treadmill for an hour, if you want, use some of the other equipment there...I don't care, as long at you go on the treadmill for an hour. Then go swimming for a while. I got to fit in some extra training call me when your done and well get some wrestling down" he said, and he got up to leave.
"We were suppose to be wrestling since this morning"
"And have you pull something yea right. Tomorrow "
"What do you mean tomorrow I just worked my ass off and you want me to do it again?!?!?!"
"Hey you wanted this!"
"Well you succeed I don't want it anymore!"
"Well tough cookies" He said walking away
"I really hate you. This is your entire fault" I said to the monstrosity called the fruit salad.
"What the hell did I do? It's your fault, you won't eat me but look at me I wouldn't eat me either" it replied
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
"You know what I would eat the hot fellow over there god what his name? Franky? Bandy? Andy? Randy yea that was it Randy god he is so delicious." I smiled and sighed now that I knew I wasn't insane.
"Randy get over here" Then blue eyed boy walked over and sat next to me.
"Did you actually think that the salad was talking to you?" I blushed and turned away. "Aww that cute you still think objects can talk. I think that too I LOVE MY MIRROR! LOOK AT THE MIRROR OF TRUTH" He said pulling towards a mirror up on the wall. "Show me the most beautiful person in the world!" At that he pushed me out of the way leaving only his reflection. " I see…HE'S PERFECT! DAMN IF I DON'T HAVE IT ALL" He said kissing the mirror
"And you wonder why you don't have a girlfriend"
"Im just trying to cheer up."
"How about you buy me some food?"
"Okay come on" he said taking me towards the snack bar. "Hey give me and the little lady some French fries"
"Little lady? You are so from the south."
"Im from Missouri"
"PEOPLE LIVE THERE!!! OH MY GOD!!! I THOUGHT ONLY COWS AND FARM STUFF WAS THERE"
"Shut it and take your fries. Your lucky im even doing this, Jay or Adam catches me and im dead." He said as he walked to the small table.
"BUT you love me so much it would break your little heart if I was unhappy." I said sitting down and stuffing a fry into my mouth.
"What are you doing?"
"I know you don't see many girls doing this but it called eating."
"You didn't say grace" I almost coughed up my fry.
"You say grace? I didn't think people actually did that. Especially you."
"Well I do. How about you try it maybe God will actually see the gate when he turned you around."
"That's cold and im a perfect little angel." Randy gave me a skeptical look. "Ok fine I do it…umm… I got it Rub a Dub Dub thanks for the grub…God" I said smiling at Randy and popping another fry.
"Do you want some fries with that ketchup?" Randy asked, watching me drench a little potato fry in the red sauce.
"Yeah sure, can you go get me some?" I retorted, stuffing the fries in her mouth with glee.
"Why do you care, anyway?"
"All that ketchup isn't good for you, you know," he said snottily, smiling.
"Whatever. That arrogant attitude isn't good for you, either."
We talked for a little while longer before I went to the locker-room and got my I-pod hopping on the trend mill. Jay took a few glances at me to make sure I was doing my training and not sitting around doing nothing. God bless him what would I do without him…oh yea LIVE PAST 20! After a while, I got tired of running and going nowhere so I went back to the locker room and changed out of my sweats and into my blue plaid bikini. I pulled of a pair of flip-flops, and grabbed my red and white skulled towel, and headed to the inside pool. I kicked off the flip-flops, and tossed the towel aside diving into the pool and did a few laps. After getting bored I swam out to the deep end and started treading in the water. As usual I wasn't paying much attention to anything and just started swimming in no apparent direction.
"LA LA LA LA LA"
Then I felt something against my foot. Ah it was a public pool, so it was some probably some stupid jock that is drowning because his ego got to heavy. Then something pulled on my foot I ignored it, and started to swim away at that moment someone grabbed me around my waist, and pulled me under water. I swallowed some water and tried to swim to the top. It let go of me, and I floated to the top of the pool. My head broke through the aquatic ceiling, and sputtered a bit. I whirled around.
"JEFF!" Jeff was just sorta floating there, grinning at me, stupid crayon. His colorful hair was pulled back into a ponytail, so I almost didn't recognize him. "Jeff Nero Har-" I started to scold at him, when he shoved his dirty hand over my mouth and pushed me gently against the wall of the pool.
"Shh! Don't say my full name you nutcase! Are you trying to cause a riot?" he scolded at me in a low voice. "Do you know how many people will swarm for autographs or something?"
I licked his hand and he instantly wiping in on my face. "Now that was uncalled for"
"No that was pay back don't think I forgot about my skittles. May the rest in peace" he said bowing his head
"And how exactly do you not expect anyone to recognize you? I mean your hair is a dead give away"
He rolled his eyes. "That's why it's pulled back. Besides, who expects someone from the WWE to work out at a public gym? No one pays me any attention this way" Jeff said as a matter of factly, rolling his eyes at me. "But they will figure it out if you keep going around yelling my name" he added.
"Really? You're that famous?"
"Yes now would you shut up?!? Amy got the gym users to leave us alone but since this isn't officially part of the gym all bets are off. Just keep you big mouth shut"
"Ok you didn't have to be so mean"
"Sorry. Hey wanna do the Swanton off the diving board?"
"Sure but let me do something first… Like, oh my god! Is that professional wrestler Jeff Hardy?" I squealed loudly, like a pathetic love struck teenager aka Ellie.
Jeff's eyes widened and his mouth fell open. "Son of a.." he started, but never finished the sentence. I giggled, and pointed a finger in his face, mocking him.
"Ha ha" I muttered, and took a deep breath, dove under water, and swam away. Serves him right. He scared the crap out of me! And that was completely hilarious. Stupid Skittles