DISCLAMIER BABEZ; Guess what ? I don't own Hannah Montana but I do own your soul. Ok I don't own that either although I do own starry jammys. That i'm still wearing because I am lazy. Yeah so agian I don't own anything so i'm off to cry in the corner Just kidding about the crying thing not the not owning thing. i feel i should stop before the disclaimer is longer then the chapter.

Chapter eight; You're my chewtoy

"What did you nearly tell Oliver ?"

I was about to tell Miley but then well the devil turned up himself.

"Hey Miley and Lilly" He said my name as if I was covered in sick - which I was not. I signalled to Miley to shut up and not say anything because Oliver might guess what I was going to say. Which I hope he doesn't. But then Miley said something out of the blue and did something moderately out of the blue.

"Oliver. I kinda like you" seeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Miley can't like Oliver but she said she did.

"Miley, your as drunk as skunk" Then she kissed him agian. But a proper full on tounges and everything kinda kiss. And I was so shocked not only about Miley kissing Oliver but Oliver was kissing back. I couldn't even tell them to stop or say Get a room because my jaw was too busy catching flies. It felt like and hour later when they stopped. My mouth was still open in shock. But I don't think either of them noticed luckily (kinda) Orrin walked in the room causeing a welcomed (kinda) distration.

"Whats been going on ?" He pointed to Miley licking her lips, Oliver with a confused face and me with my jaw on the floor. Then Miley started talking

"Well I told Oliver i kinda like him but I like someone more," Miley was truly a slag when drunk. Although Oliver didn't look to dissapointed which I may add made me smile - just a little. Orrin nodded with a little smirk.

"So how you like more," Orrin asked expecting it to be him, she kissed orrin but just a light peck on the lips.

"Jake Ryan" awwwwwwwww. This time Orrins mouth dropped

"But what about me ?" Thats what I was thinking she's been kinda all over Orrin all night

"Well, your cute. But you're more of my chewtoy" HAHAHAHAHA! If I was amber or ashley I would be doing the ooooh tsssss thing right about now.

Well of course Orrin went into a rant but to be honest I wasn't really listening all I no is that it started with "I can't fricking believe this ..." Although he didn't say frick he said the other F word. And he ended with "You're friends with too slags Oliver I thought you had standards." Ouch. Miley and me arn't slags - much. Only when drunk really. Albeit Oliver did stand to defence out night in shining armor. "There not slags. I do have standards. Miley well yeah she's just Miley. And Lilly well how can you call her a slag she doesn't do anything." Or a loser in alimunium foil.

"What cha mean I don't do anything ?"

"What cha mean I'm just Miley ?"

"I errrm I just so confused " I think Olivers having a little breakdown so me and Miles just hit him. Like good friends do.

Just then I swear I saw a lightbulb pop on top of Mileys head like she just rembered something inportant.

"Lilly what were you going to tell Oliver ?" eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

"errrrm just a second I need to think of an excuse" Great excuse Lilly

"I can't rember (?)" Which was more of a question then a statement.

"Was it before you emptied your guts on my carpet ?" What a pretty was to put it Oliver

"I was going to say I think I" Now or never although say it real quite so you can deny deny deny "love you"

I wish I never said that.