"Welcome to Wrestling Central! Its gonna be pretty noisy and busy but everyone is pretty cool"
"Did you forget that I already know half of these people?"
"Yea kinda but a lot's changed. But I'll let you see that for yourself" Melina said walking through the door. She was right, it was a complete different from what I remember most of the people there I didn't even know. "Now for the hotties! Ok you see over there Brian Kendrick, Paul London, Jamie Noble, Cody Rhodes, and Ted DiBiase" She turned over to the next group and started blabbing out more useless names that I easily blocked out. Sooner than later they were going to hear about me. I scanned the room and a large smile played on my cherry glossed lips. I ran towards the familiar group of guys.
"PHILLIP!!"I saidjumping on his the second he turned around.
"What the fuck!? YOU!!" Phil said throwing me on the floor.
"Wats up, babe?
"This can't be happening"
"Nice to know you missed me. Dwayne, BUDDY I MISSED YOUR DUMBASS!!" I said throwing myself into his arms.
"Umm hey…you. I haven't seen you since…the past" I looked at him and he just looked down at me trying to place my face.
"Maybe this will help" I ran into the corner and threw myself on to the ground pretending to be knocked out.
"I know that slump from somewhere"
"I know where you know that demonic evil thing. That Jay's little sister" Dave said glaring at me
"NO"
"YES!! And for a moment I thought you would miss me but you don't even remember me!! Boohoo!!…Aww whatever come here you old lug" I said squeezing John
"Eww someone get her off" I felt someone pick me up and place me away from John
"AHH YOU!!" I said jumping on Carlito and squeezing his head.
"What the hell are you doing here?" Shannon asked.
"BABY!!" I said running towards Shannon
"Huh"
"Umm nothing I missed you" I said laughing nervously while hiding my red face in his shirt.
"HAILEY!" Everyone turned to Dwayne while picked me up and hugged me. "Where did you come from?"
"I don't really know I think I was adopted" They all glared at me and I let out a heavy sigh. "Let me guess we're you guys watching the show about an hour ago?"
"Nooo…Whhhyyy?" They asked
"Hi im Blair" I said shaking each of their hands.
"Huh?" The guys chorused.
"Im the new WWE Diva, Blair. I just beat Team Xtreme. Yay me"
"JAY!!"
"Not here. His chasing after Adam something about a car alarm on me? I don't get it" The guys looked at themselves and shook their heads.
"You're kidding!" Phillip said throwing his arms in the air.
"Oh ain't this great. Do you mean we have to deal with you forever?" Dave sighed.
"Of course my biffles, did you think I would leave you guys" I said hugging him and giving him my infamous demonic smile.
"We were hoping" Dwayne mumbled.
"Well you're stuck with me. Well just for RAW and paper per view. But that's just until I turn 18"
"WAIT AND GOD DAMN MINUTE! Aren't you in school?" Carlito asked
"Vinny Mac is bringing a tutor out for me next week so I can do more shows and more familiar to the fans. If not I go back to school with some back up of course" I said shifting my gaze between the five.
"Oh hell no! I get attacked by girls everyday no way am I going to high school!" Dave said as Dwayne and nodded their heads.
"I agree" Carlito said "No way im the next R-Kelly"
"Don't fuck'em and you won't be"
"I vote Phil dude needs to get out more" Shannon said raising his hand followed by Dwayne and Dave. Carlito was humming; looking anywhere but at Phillip as he slowly raised his hand.
"HELL MOTHER FUCKING NO!!" Phil yelled
"Sorry majority wins" Dwayne said walking away. "Don't let me find you unconscious this time"
"I know you won't cause I kick ass!" I said kicking his out the group. "So how are yooou? Who got married? Engaged? Girlfriend? Laid?"
"No, no, yea, yes"
"No, no, yes, yes"
"No, no, no, obviously look at me!"
"No, no, no, no" Everyone stopped and looked at Phil.
"YOU HAVEN'T GOT LAID IN OVER A YEAR!!" Carlito yelled
"DUDE WHAT ABOUT ALEXIS!?" Dave yelled.
"She said she wanted to take it slow and we did. I respect her wishes"
"OH FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING WITH BOOBS!! SHE'S A GIRL SHE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT SHE WANTS!" Shannon yelled hitting Phillip over the head.
"As representative of the female species it is my honor to do this" I kicked him hard in the balls and he fell slowly on the ground. "It feels good to be back. Now are their any other sexist comment that are to be made?" The guys glanced at Shannon who was whimpering in pain and quickly shook their head. "Good. As for you Phillip, COME ON GROW A SET!! You got the hottest women in sports entertainment around you 24/7 and thousand throwing themselves at you and you're telling me that you haven't even got a bit of action. Dude that's pathetic"
"Now you know you're pathetic when you got a 17 years girl teaching you about sex." Dave said laughing followed by Shannon who tried getting in an upright position only to fall again.
"Later guys I got go pay a visit to people" I said walking away. For the next hour was around hanging out with everyone and meeting some new people. Which aren't all that bad except for Chuck Palumbo who was a complete perv and Matt Striker who is a creepy version of my sophomore English teacher. GRROOOSS!!I met up with Jay and Adam later and they were still bickering like toddlers. And Adam kept looking at me funny which really put in consideration what the girls said. Nah it can't be true can? Even if it was true would I even consider seeing Adam more than a friend? So many questions and all without answers one day im gonna have to talk to Adam about this.
"Hailey! Are you listening to me?" Jay said getting in my face.
"Huh"
"Typical. What time is Javi picking you up?"
"…Umm yea about that"
"What did you do?" He said crossing his arms.
"I sorta told him not to come. Please don't yell" I said hiding my face under the pillow.
"Don't worry im not gonna yell"
"Your not?" I said, slowly peeling my face away from the white pillow.
"Nope im gonna call my dad" He said going for the phone.
"Noo!! Please don't send me back please I beg of you"
"You have school tomorrow."
"I know I'm going with Phil-lip. Talked it over with Vinny and he said it's cool as long as Phil-lip's ok with it. And of course he wasn't but what can I say we voted and majority rules. Candice offered but I can just picture it. Dick either standing straight or sprawled all over the floor covered in drool with me hiding in the back." He laughed picturing it all and turned back to the mirror. "So you're letting me stay?"
"Sure why not but you have to promise me that you aren't going to cause chaos while we're gone"
"You're all going?"
"Most of us, why?"
"Nothing…Are John and Randy going?" I asked innocently. He slowly turned from the mirror and stared at me suspiciously, crossing his arms inspecting my smile, which was so fake.
"Why do you wanna know?"
"CAUSE I WANT SOMEONE TO PLAY WITH!!" I said throwing myself onto the bed, hitting the sides.
"I think Jamie, Lena, Ted and Cody are staying play with them" I lifted myself up and looked at Jay. I got up and pushed him out the way, looking at myself in the mirror, lifting and pushing my boobs higher and closer together.
"All I need was your permission big brother" I said putting my sneakers back on and walking out the door.
"WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN THAT!!" Jay yelled. I smiled, looking over my shoulder and started walking to the door. "Hailey"
"THANKS BRO!" I yelled before running out the door.
"HAILEY!!" Jay yelled running after me. I quickly slammed on all the doors I could while still running from Jay. Jamie was the first one to open the door, I quickly grabbed his head and crashed my lips o to his quickly and started running again. Jamie AND Jay stood their stunned. I laughed and continued to pound on the doors. "SOMEONE HELP ME!! HE'S TRYING TO RAPE ME!!" Next thing I know I heard someone getting tackled to the ground. I turn around and see Jay on the ground with Festus aka Drew Hankinson on top of him.
"Jason?" They both looked up at me as did everyone else in the hall. I quickly stopped my laughter and starting running only this time having a few more guys behind me. I think I should've joined the track team at school I definitely would have been the best. It seems im always running from someone. I was at end of the hall and of course it was a dead end. Why is it that when you are always running you magically find a dead end? Is there a law?
"Guys, why can't we talk this over? None of you want to do this" I backed up before hit the wall.
"You sure about that?" Jay asked
"Yea im pretty sure about that"
"Okay that's good enough for me" Jamie said walking back before Drew pulled him.
"Well it's not for me" Drew said running towards me. I quickly put my knee up which connected with his gut then kicked his ass into the wall. I ran past Jay and hopped on Jamie's back who was walking to his room.
"Room 204, HAYA!" I screamed kicking his sides. Jamie just looked up at me and I smiled. I think he thinks im medically insane. "Stop looking at me and ho. I got a carrot in the room"
"Sorry about that" Jay said trying to peel me off of him.
"NO!! I LOVE HIM!!" I said choking him.
"Hailey, let go of the boy"
"Fine. I will see you later" I said winking at Jamie and skipping down the hall into the room.
"You guys put up with that for two weeks?" Jamie asked
"Trust me this is nothing" Jay said going after me, leaving a confused Jamie and Drew.
"Are you starting already?" Jay said closing the door behind him.
"Whatever do you mean big brother? I never stopped." Jay gave me a confused look and I smiled shaking my head. Idiots still haven't figured it out. "Slower than I remember I see. Do you remember when you kept getting fruits, Adam kept getting screaming girls on his phone and Randy and John's clothes kept coming back pink? All me"
"That was you!!"
"Of course I told you that I would never leave you"
"Adam was crying himself to sleep every night and waking up every twenty minutes yelling that he was molested by Dora the explorer." I busted into laughter falling on the hard unforgiving floor. "So not funny after a while if you give Vince too many fruits he gets suspicious and thinks you are trying to poison him. He had Shane tasting his food for weeks." I continued to laugh despite the pain that was forming in my stomach. "STOP LAUGHING! Randy and John were freaking out! Randy had a mental breakdown something about pink marshmallow peeps carrying out their revenge. John tried to play it off by wearing the pink. Saying that real men wear pink, apparently the fans didn't agree because after a week, rumors were all over the net saying he was gay. He blinded half the locker-room for two days. He refused to wear anything and it was just John and a Patriots robe." I was now crying and barely able to see Jay's horrified face. "Stop giggling wait until they find out" I just kept picturing it all and curled myself into a ball hoping it would ease the pain. "Never mind. Im going out, go to bed early and DON'T BE LATE FOR SCHOOL TOMORROW!"
"Okay…DORA!!" I said going back into my laughing fit. He shook his head and walked out the door. I don't know how long I was laying there but I got the strength to lift myself off the floor and back onto the bed. Minutes, went by and tired of looking at the white ceiling, I got up and walked down to the lobby. The concierge service was horrible. I walked up to the guy at the front desk, who was flirting poorly, with a slutty brunette. "Hey buddy can I have the room numbers for the WWE superstars?" Never ripping his eyes off the brunette, he reached into the locked drawer and handed me and yellow sheet of paper. "Retard" 'Someone's gonna get fired Oh someone gonna get FIREED! And it definitely gonna be him.' I sang in my head. I sat on one of the couches and skimmed the list for the names I wanted and folded the paper into my back pocket.
Remembering that the majority of wrestlers had gone clubbing and sulked back into the chair that the imprint of so many different asses before mine. I sat there wondering what I was going to do with myself for the next five and a half hours until everyone got back. There was no possibility of me going to sleep no way was that going to happen. A smile stretched across my face glancing back to the idiotic concierge and his whore that had a napkin tied around her basically invisible waist. I snuck behind the desk every once in a while looking at the man. After getting all the keys I need, I unnoticed ran up the stairs and into my room, throwing all of the keys there and running back out finding the little amount of wrestlers that were there to help me with my evil plan. Phillip, Jamie, Ted, Lena, Cody and Colin Delany volunteered/ were threatened to help me out. One by one we opened the doors and took all the suitcases shoving them into my room. Right now we have Alexis, Candice, John, Randy, Adam, Jay, Jillian, Beth, Mark, Rey, Amy, and Michelle's stuff.
"Now what? I know Jay is a little slow but I definitely know he ain't blind" Ted said leaning on the wall just looking at the dozens of suitcases and then back at me.
"Don't you think I know that? If you would shut your trap for one second I will tell you."
"I never thought I would be taking this crap from a twelve year old."
"Im seventeen and shut up before I rat all of you out for being in my room" They all became quiet. Humm I wonder what secret they hide. "I thought so. Lena, open everything and switch them"
"Why can't we just switch the suitcase?" She asked
"Why can't we just switch the suitcases?" I mimicked. "Because LENA then it wouldn't be any fun would it? Trust me I know these people. It will be all worth it" I said starting on John and Candice's suitcases.
"That's gonna take forever" Jamie whined.
"Then stop asking questions and get started." For the next two and half hours we broke into every superstar's room and switched them with another diva/superstar. We made sure to switch our own so no one got suspicious of us.
"I like you" Cody said giving me his seal of approval. Not that it really matter one day all of these people were going to get theirs. No one escapes!
"Thank you very much. Being an evil genius pays off very frequently. Now all of you go back to your rooms before they comeback."
"I can't wait until they get back" Ted said heading for the door.
"Oh now you can't wait right?"
"We're allowed to be wrong once in a blue moon. Night!" Lena said walking out with Ted close behind.
"Hope we work together more often" Jamie said walking away. "Phil, what's your issue this chick rocks."
"You say that now. Wait until she gets you. Not so fun then" Phil said looking at me and closing the door.
"Love you too Phillip" I threw my exhausted body onto the bed instantly falling asleep. Unfortunately about an hour later I was waken by a round of what the fuck, who the hell, this isn't and shits'. Just as I was going to get up and yell at them, I remembered the events that transpired earlier this evening and ran to the door. Surely enough there was about 75 people yelling and screaming at each other while exchanging items. Ted, Phillip, Jamie, Lena, Colin and Cody smiled at me and joined in the madness. After I got my clothes back which didn't take long considering that I knew Lisa had my stuff, I went back to my room and slept with a cheesy smile. Tonight was fun but tomorrow it was attack from the wrestlers, school and oh yea being attacked by my own classmates. Whether it was for me or from Phillip, Eagle Drive was going to be surrounding me all day.
(A/n: PICTURES OF HAILEE'S RING GEAR IS MY PROFILE THING!! Thanks to Sanders who helped me with the ring gear. Thank you for being so patient with me and I promise I will get better updates out. Also soon I will have a Johnny Devine fic out for you guys so watch out for that - Love Gen)