"WAKE UP
"WAKE UP!!" A voice yelled ripping the covers off my head.
"WHAT THE HELL YOU WANT FAT ASS!" I said barely opening my eyes to see the outline of a man that could only be describe as one pissed off Jason Reso.
"Why do I have a feeling that last night was your doing?"
"Because you're old and paranoid" I said reaching for the covers.
"Let me give you a little tour of my evening last night. Me and Stacy were getting pretty close last night-"
"I haven't had breakfast yet don't make me puke on an empty stomach… it hurts" I muffled through the pillow.
"We came back to the hotel and she takes me to her room. Clothes go flying-" I ripe off the covers and go running into the bathroom and hovered over the toilet walking for the next step of this unpleasant routine. "She stops and says to me" Jay then got into character in a girly voice. "Let me get into something …more comfortable. And of course im on the bed get comfortable myself" Buy now I feel the burning bile rising in my throat. "She walks over to the suitcase and reaches in grabbed JBL's dirty wrestling trunks! YOU KNOW HE NEVER WASHES THAT THING! YOU KEPT ME FROM GETTING LAID!!" I immediately busted out laughing, hitting head on the toilet on my way down to the floor. I didn't even plan that and it came out perfect. Not only did I ruin the whole WWE's day but I made special for Jay. I love faith. "Don't laugh I will the girl of my dream in JBL's trunk for ever etched into my mind!" I walked out of the room and grabbed my red and white bag and walked into shower after recuperating and stepped over Jay who was curled into a ball sucking his thumb. Making him even more pathetic, sometime I forget that I'm the little sister and Jay is my older brother, or my brother period. Shaking my head at my brother I walked into the shower and prepared myself for the day to come.
Ride to school
"Why do I have to do this again?"
"Because you're a wonderful person that wants to help a friend…AND Vinny made you come" I said walking the blurs past us by in Phil's ugly ass old ass dirty ass car. You would think a millionaire would drive an awesome envious car but nope not fill. Why you ask? Because he doesn't like to throw his money into others faces…I KNOW WHAT A LOSER! WHAT IS MONEY FOR IF NOT TO TELL EVERYONE HA! IM BETTER THAN YOU!! I have bigger balls than this fairy.
"Yea what is it with you? You basically have the man wrapped around your little finger." Phillip said taking his eyes off the road for a quick second to glare at me.
"It's a family thing. OOO an ice cream shop. You wanna ice cream. Im buying"
"You're only buying because you don't wanna go to school"
"But Phillip, im hot!"
"Your in white knee high stockings, a white shirt, and a blue skirt that a attracts the sun like Randy and John's dicks to a stripper. What did you expect?" I banged my head against the dashboard and then glared at the tattooed extremist next to me.
"I hate you"
"Feeling received, resent and forwarded"
"We're here"
"I thought you said you went to a catholic school?"
"Private. I find that ironic considering that one day with my class and you will know everything there is to know about everyone! Reminds me you can't tell Jay what you hear and if you do I rip out your balls polish them and sell them on eBay." I looked at the watch and stepped out of the car and into the halls of boring gossipful Eagle Drive High School. "Ok first WAS math but since you HAD to take he long way instead of my shortcut I don't have that anymore!...THANK YOU FOR NOT EVER LISTENING TO ME" I said hugging him. "Now I have…" I scrolled down my imaginary schedule before finding the class I was going to. "English! YAY! OFF TO MY LOCKER!" I said hopping into the air like a superhero.
"You are SO weird" He said following me.
"I used to be normal…...until I met the losers I now call my best friends."
"Yay what a joy" He said sarcastically.
"I KNOW RIGHT!" I said walking like a normal human being down the hall, stopping at the evil blue tall box that I call my locker. I opened the wicked locker 35 2 14 the same combination I have has for all four years. I even did it with out looking, one of my best accomplishments in the hell hole "Fuck!" I said sucking my hand.
"What?" Phillip said staring into one of the classrooms.
"It bit me" I pouted sticking my bloody hand into Phillip's face. He pushed it out of his face and just looked at me. "What's your problem?"
"I hate this"
"Oh please man up." I said taking my notebook out of my bag, stuffing it into my locker and leaning against it looking at the same classroom Phillip was looking into. Mr. David Greer's criminal justice class.
"I wanted to be a cop" I looked at Phil who was in his own world entranced with the lesson before turning at to me and then my locker. "What the hell is that?"
"That would be locker. I know it been a while but please act like you were young once."
"It's a mess!"
"It is not! It's just …organized chaos" I said taking out my very colorful notebook without even looking at it.
"You are one of a kind"
"I'll take that. Come on, if Debra finds you dressed like that she will murder us." I said dragging Phillip to the main office and into Jackie's office. "Hey Jackie" I said hugging the young secretary.
"You're late again"
"Hey don't blame me, blame him. Jack this is Phillip Brooks. Phillip, Jackie McCoy. He's gonna be following me around for the next few weeks, can you hook him up. I sorta didn't have permission to bring him here" I said looking around avoiding eye contact. She looked at me and there pushed me out of the door.
"Don't worry I think I have something that fits him"
"Excuse me?" Phillip said sticking his head out of the door.
"None of your business." I said closing the door. "Thank you so much Jack!"
"No problem" She said taking out some large uniforms and handing them to Phillip. "Put these on"
"WHhat?!"
"DO IT" We yelled. Phillip cowered back into the room and change into the uniform. "OH MY GOD!!" We said laughing at Phillip who had just come out with pants way above his ankles and a white shirt way too tight.
"You tell no one!" He threatened going back into the room. Jackie and I laughed at bit more and once again I used my phone to capture another embarrassing WWE moment. I showed her the picture and then showed her the picture I still had on my phone of John in his skinny jeans. After a few changes Phillip finally found an outfit that fit him.
"Now you need to cut your hair." Jack said handing me the scissors. A look of sheer terror spread on Phillip's face.
"HELL NO!"
"Just above the collar"
"Get away from me" He said walking away.
"Ok" I said hugging Jackie and walking into the hall. 1 2 3. RING! Immediately students poured out into the hall. Freshmen still rushing to class with twenty thousand books in their hands and backpacks, Sophomores power walking, Juniors talking at their equally demonic lockers, and Seniors walking super slow just to piss the others off. Some walked straight past me and others just looked. I pretended to ignore them and walked to my class with Phil slumping behind me. "I knew you won't last. Ok now beware Ms. Daniels may or most definitely hit on you. Please contain your manly urges." I stopped knowing that he would have some stupid comment to say but upon receiving nothing but silence I turned around. "PHILLIP!" I saw Phil being attacked by about ten girls and a few guys shouting at him while shoving papers in his face. "Oh ain't this great"
"SAVE YOURSELF!" Phil said before being brought down to the floor. A few students turned around to look at me and after a while the light bulb switched on. The guys started running after me and upon seeing Speedy aka Adrian Marques, one my friends and the fastest mother fucker on the track team, I hopped on his back. "Run! IM BEING FOLLOWED!" Adrian looked at me and then at the mob approaching me and the one growing around Phillip's body. "ANYDAY NOW!"
Adrian laughed before running to our English class. I had given Phil a map of the school and my schedule just in case this happened so he should be fine.
"Care to tell me what is going on?" Speedy said putting me down and rest against the door causing Ms. Daniels to look at us funny. I told him all about CM Punk and Blair. Ms. Daniels just pushed us out of the doorway and told the student to go back to class.
"Thank you"
"I will not have you disrupt my class, Ms. Kellerman"
"Wouldn't dream of it, Chloe, I mean MISS. DANIELS!" I said walking towards my seat in the back next to Speedy. "Sorry I forgot" I said smiling.
"She's gonna kill you, She's gonna kill you" Anthony chanted sitting in front of me. "Nice job last night" He said turning around to face me. "You kicked ass"
"Doesn't she always?"
"I do not get into fights that often" The guys shot me a look at then smiled at each other. "OK maybe I do, so what extra practice? Only now I lose my contract" I said mumbling the last part.
"Wow five weeks without a fight. You think she's make it?" Adrian asked. RING!
"I have known this girl since before 6th grade the minimum is a week and half. Kiss fame good bye Blair"
"Thanks for the support guys" I said pushing Anthony back into his seat and Adrian away.
"SAVED BY THE BELL" Phil said running into the classroom and making faces at the kids outside through the door.
"And you are?" Ms. Daniels said looking at the exhausted Phillip.
"Phil Brooks I'm with Hailey Kellerman" He said looking around the classroom obviously not having a clue where I was. While he was looking for me, Ms. Daniels was basically eating him with her eyes. I would be surprised if she was fucking some guy sitting in this very classroom, God knows they wouldn't object. I really should introduce her to Randy they were basically made for each other. Just as I was going to stand up and said something the idiot sitting in front of me stood up and walked over to Phillip.
"Yo Phillip, my main man. What's up? I'm Anthony Bayer, up and coming wrestler myself. Got see me im amazing" Anthony said doing the 'man' handshake with Phillip, who looked so out of it.
"Yea?"
"Anthony, go to your seat and leave our guest alone"
"What im just showing him to his seat." He said talking him to sit behind me. "There you go, if you need anything else just call." He said handing Phil a card and seating back into his seat talking to his girlfriend, Emma.
"What the hell was that?"
"That my dear was Anthony Thomas, only one of my many psychotic friends."
"Greeaat" Phil sighed
"Ok take your books off your desk and take out a pen" Chloe instructed while looking at me and Phil, more at Phil. YUCK! I did as she said and flipped over my skirt revealing the cheat sheet I had pinned to my skirt. "Mr. Brooks you going to have come up her with me. We can't have Hailey being distracted during the test." Phil looked at me and I just smiled.
"Good luck" He whispered before walking up the slutty teach in the front of the room.
"I think it is you who needs the luck" I mumbled before taking the test in front of me. Every few minutes I would look up and see Phillip in a friendly conversation or cowering in fear begging the clock to hurry up. RING! I slowly grabbed my stuff but it was snatched out of my hands by Phillip who had darted from his place next to Ms. Daniels. I placed all of my stuff in Phillip's hands and gave to the test back to Ms. Daniels, who was glaring at me.
"Thank you soo much. I thought she was going to eat me. Here" He said giving me back my stuff after we left the classroom.
"I saved you so now you own me. It not even that much it an empty bag and a notebook I have seen you lift men twice your size I don't think it will be much of a challenge." I said walking away.
"Hail!" I turned around to see Anthony and Emma coming towards me with Phillip. Well Anthony was kind of pulling him along. Tony could be the nicest sweet guy you could ever meet but if he like you there is no way you are escaping him. I remember he had the biggest crush on me but wouldn't admit it. On valentine's day the year we met, I wrote him a love note telling him I love him and that I always did, as a joke and that day a few periods later I got note saying that he love me to and that he wanted to ask me out for such a long time but that I was just to perfect for him. Let just say I wasn't as nice as I am today and ripped the paper in his face after posting it in hallway. Surprisingly here we are all most six years later and there he is, still here. RUN PHILLIP!
"Yeah?"
"Max said he wanted us to meet up at his locker before study"
"Tell Maxie pad if he wants me he know where to find me. I'm not going up a flight of stairs to see him and then come back down just because he feels like be annoying. Nope, not happening." I said wrestling Phil away from Anthony and to my locker.
"What was that about?" Phil said stretching his arms while covering his face.
"My friend, Max is like our sorta, kinda manager and he is super strict.-"
"You're in a band?"
"Yea but he likes us to practice A LOT! Every study hall and four days after school. But lately he has been going extra hard since he knows im gonna be gone soon"
"He does have a point"
"Well its bad point" I said closing my locker and waiting for these idiots. Surely enough they were making their way here. All of them Michelle, Ellie, Val, Steven, Anthony, Emma, Kalen, Max and Evan. And Nutter Butter didn't look to happy but that's nothing new. "What's up Maxie"
"I told you never to call me that!" Max said waking towards me and Phil. "Hurry up and get your ass to the caf."
"Yeaah you wouldn't wanna be late now would you?" Kalen said making fun of him.
"Shut up!
"Someone's PMSing" Evan said hitting Max who just glared at him.
"No need to get your panties in a bunch" Emma said with a smile.
"Well I can't help it if my mother decides to buy me tightie whities two sizes too big, hoping that one day I'll grow into them," Max replied, smiling. Emma is Max's little cousin and I swear she has this weird power over him. I think it's a family gene because his mom and sister can do it to. Freaky we have tried to learn their secrets but nothing. "Ok hurry up" He said walking away with Anthony and Emma.
"Welcome to our lovely school. Im Kalen and might I say you are looking quite hot in that outfit" She said sticking her chest into Phillip's face that was looking up at the ceiling.
"Kale, stop you're scaring the boy. Im Michelle Miller" She said taking Kalen away from him and offering her hand. At least one of my friends is normal.
"Phil Brooks" He said accepting it. I think Michelle was Phillip's savior.
"We know, I'm Elizabeth and this is Evan" She said as Evan jaw was frozen to the floor. "I think we better leave before Hurricane Max started"
"That or be drowned by Evan's drool" Valerie said moving away from him in disgust. Phil smiled and walked away with Ellie, Val and Michelle.
"He is supposed to protecting me from THEM!" I said noticing the group stalking towards me. I quickly ran away from the guys and into the cafeteria downstairs.
"Where are Steven and Evan?" Emma asked.
"Oh yea im fine" I said looking behind me and sitting at the table. "Evan is still probably frozen to the floor and Steven is probably doing god knows what"
"Alright. They have five seconds. 1 2 3 4.." Surely they arrived and sat at the table, next to me. "Now that everyone is here lets get started." Max put his I-pod portable stereo on the table and went to track six where it just the instrumental version of My Calvary. Which meant me and Steven who be singing and everyone learn got to talk, laugh or say how cute we were and Max would freak out because we didn't hit one little note the way he wanted. "GO"
Steven-Encouraged to dust it off,
And I know you remember,
When we suffer is it always the same.
Together-I'll come save with my calvary,
please hold on.
All in all I'd say we're making progress.
When the whiteness of our clouds fade away,
Hold on,
Only choices are what's born at your side.
Steven-So open your eyes,
Me-They can hear you inside,
Open your eyes.
Disguised and clearing the view,
I will never forget you.
You want more I want lessons learned.
Is it always the same?
I've tried to pull through,
Oh I'm lost without you and covered
In what you left behind. Surprise!
Together-I'll come save with my calvary,
please hold on.
All in all I'd say we're making progress.
When the whiteness of our clouds fade away,
Hold on,
Only choices are what's born at your side.
Steven-So open your eyes
Me-They can hear you inside,
Open your eyes.
Disguised and clearing the view,
I will never forget you.
Steven- And it feels like always.
Can we put this hot topic aside?
Drop it all and run this test again.
Can we put this hot topic aside?
Can we agree you're so bold.
I didn't want it.
Me- They can hear you inside
Steven- So open your eyes,
Me- They can hear you inside,
Steven- Open your eyes.
Me- Disguised and clearing the view,
Together- I will never forget you.
"Better" Max said smiling while Steven and I glared on the moron on the other side of the table.
"That was surprisingly not bad. It was really good." Phillip complimented.
"Thank you Sir Phillip of thee WWE" Steven said bowing to him. Phil just smiled and shook his head mumbled something about us being all the same. The period flew by as did the notebook paper and detention slips. Today 2:45 to 3:45. Not bad I once had 2:40 to 5:00 for two months everyday for saving the frogs from dissection. Really would you like someone poking at your insides I don't think so. I can only imagine what that must feel like. MR.CLEAN I HAVE BILLY'S SPLEEN!! Hey that rhymed and no im not going to say 'im a poet and I didn't even know it' because I did Ha! IN YOUR FACE IRONY!
For the next few periods, things went fine. Until history. "Hailey" Mr. Velasquez said handing back my test. "Good Job" I smiled at the man and walked back to my seat were Phillip snatch the paper out my hand.
"GASP!" He said bringing his hand to his mouth. "What is this?"
"Its no big deal" I said ripping the paper from his hands.
"It's an 110. That's a big deal" RING!
"See how much you know" I said grabbing my bag and walking to the cafeteria for lunch. Phil got up and followed me talking to saying how I was a fucking genius. I was always good with words but numbers is different story. I always kept my good grades between me and my mother, did good enough to pass but bad enough to barely miss the honor roll. Wouldn't want my name to be posted in the hallway with honor roll student next to it now would it. Most misbehaved student is more my area.
"You lucky I have to go" Phil said before going to the boys bathroom. I quickly ran to my table which was already occupied by Steven, Evan, Rachelle and Daniela.
"Make him go away. He is making my life miserable" I said hugging the life out of Steven, who was there just reading his book.
"I know the feeling" Steven said smiling down at me. I pouted and he kissed the top of my head. Steven and I recently broke up and really the future for us was unknown. We had a strong on and off relationship for the past five years, each break with barely a month in between. As cheesy as this sound I really thought that he was the one but apparently so did Isabel Simmers. I found out that he had dated her during the first month we were together this year. He broke it off but only after he was sure we were going to work out. Needless to say I wasn't having that so we broke up five minutes after I found out. We dated a while later but it just didn't workout the way we wanted, it felt forced. Everyone thought we should be thought so we felt we owned them something. We still have a strong friendship and when are sure that we can both start that over we will decide it not everyone else. Still doesn't keep everyone from trying to be the one that got the perfect couple back together. I think they have some sort of bet going on.
"He's back" Evan said. I pulled my head from Steven's arms and looked at Phil who spotted me. Stevn quickly took my head and rammed it into his lap.
"What the hell?" I could heard Phil said while I struggled against Steven's hand.
"They do this every lunch period. It's normal, Danni usually does Evan" Rachelle said smiling but changed to pain when my foot connect with her shin.
"I guess that mean Rachelle is for you. Your quite lucky I wish I had her she is pro." Evan said smirking. Steven yelled out in pain as I bit hard on his crotch.
"YOU BITCH!"
"You say like it's a new discovery. Phil, Steven here was just being an idiot" I said looking at Phil who just sat down and looked at Steven trying to figure out what to make him. Friend or Foe?
"HEY HAILEY CATCH!" Kevin Youh yelled from across the table, throwing a rice cake at me but instead of hitting me he smack Phil on the head. Phil turned around menacingly, got up and walked to the immature bastard. What he said I don't know but Kevin and crew sat there like a small child yelled at by his mother. The rest of the day was pretty uneventful and im not going to bored you with the imaginable details. Hopefully no one pins late night's event on me. But by the face on John, Randy, Jay, Adam and the half the locker-room I have a feeling they already have.
(a/n: Im not so crazy about this chapter but I promise you that I will update have a better update sometime next week. Thank you for sticking with me –Love Gen)