This is yet another Tifa/Sora oneshot that was inspired by a 'Maximum The Hormone' song. The song is called 'Rock'N'Roll Chainsaw'.

And also the fact that I frequently get bloody noses...

"Blood,blood,blood,love rock'n'roll chainsaw!"

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts

Blood,Blood,Blood,Love!

"Ooooohh noooo!" Sora held a finger below his nose and ran in the direction of the bathroom.

In the early days of summer Sora suffered from frequent bloody noses that could happen at any time even without being provoked.

Sora had been in his room grabbing his cell phone to run out to Roxas' truck and go with him to hang out with Kairi and Namine. But now he was standing in the bathroom with a wad of toilet paper in his nose and his cell phone to his ear.

"Hello?" Roxas picked up after a few rings, "I have a bloody nose, just go there without me and I'll get a ride on the bus," Sora told him.

"Okay, see ya" Roxas hung up.

Bloody noses were the most annoying thing in the world to Sora, but they were unfortunately a part of his life.

He sat on the edge of the bath tub and waited for the blood flow to stop.

After an hour of sitting he was beginning to worry and have a sore butt.

Suddenly the door opened and Tifa walked in humming.

She froze when she saw Sora, "Oh! sorry..." she started to back out but stopped to stare at the toilet paper in her friends nose.

Sora sighed and explained his problem. "It happens all the time?" she asked.

Sora nodded and exchanged a blood covered piece of toilet tissue with a fresh wad.

Tifa smiled and cracked her knuckles, "well today's your lucky day! I have all sorts of ways to stop a rampaging bloody nose!"

Sora was willing to try anything at this point so he could just leave and go to his friends.

"Okay Sora... Just. Hold. Still."

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"Um, I don't think this one's working" Sora stated from his awkward position.

Tifa had made him rub his head and pat his stomach while balancing a ball on his nose, sit on top of the fridge and sing the ABC's backwards, bike down a hill while flying a kite, do sit up's on the roof, and now he was lying on his bed with a stack of books piled on his chest.

Of course none of these crazy solutions had worked.

"Shit..." she muttered and rubbed her chin. "I'm all out of plans Sora..."

He got up and set the books aside, "It's okay, I'll just wait it out, thanks for the help."

Before he could get all the way up Tifa put a hand on his shoulder, "wait! I have one more!"

Sora sighed and waited for another of her crazy plans. "But uh... you might think it's weird..." she added with a frown.

"I'm losing a lot of blood, I need this to stop" he told her.

She rubbed her hands together, "well my mom always told me that if you kiss someone with a bloody nose it will stop" she said still frowning.

"Uh..." Sora began to blush a little.

After a few seconds of silence, Sora nodded.

Tifa put her hands on either side of Sora's face and connected their lips.

After a few seconds in the position, Sora opened his eyes and wondered why Tifa was still kissing him.

She pulled away breathing heavy, "Sorry... wanted to make sure it would work."

Sora blinked and put his finger to his nose.

"Tifa! It worked!" he shouted and threw the rest of his toilet paper on the ground.

"Well you see.. In a way it did," Tifa said with her finger under her nose.

Sora groaned and handed her his tissue.

Now that she had a bloody nose, Sora would have to stay and help her get rid of it. It was only fair.

After a few moments of sitting on the bed with the toilet paper under her nose, the flow hadn't stopped.

"I have an idea" Sora told her.

"What?"

Sora moved quickly and put his lips on Tifa's.

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"Finally you're here!" Roxas complained as Sora walked into Namine's house two hours late.

"Sorry guys I had a bloody nose..." he informed them.

Kairi was staring at him from her seat.

"What?" he asked, rubbing his nose to make sure he didn't have dried blood on it.

"Sora, why is there blood on your lips though?"