I guess I'm writing these one shots based on Maximum The Hormone songs because Anaru Whiskey Ponce is one of their songs and inspired the plot of this story.

(The band is Japanese so when they're saying "Anaru Whiskey ponce" they mean "Anal whiskey ponce"...)

"Anaru whiskey ponce!"

Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts.

Anaru Whiskey Ponce

"Quit hogging it all Olette!" Roxas complained as he snatched the bottle from Olette's hands.

"Hey I wasn't done!" she tried to snatch it back.

Sora held up two more bottles, "Don't w-worry guys... t-there's more"

Yuffie was giggling in a chair and sipping from her glass.

All the adults had left the house (Cloud, Leon, Tifa, Aerith, Cid and Merlin) and left the kids there to take care of themselves.

Well technically Yuffie was an adult, being nineteen, but she still liked to hang out with Sora and the group.

Once the adults had left, Riku had found where Cid kept his secret treasure.

His whiskey.

He had started drinking it and offered the others some. They were scared at first, but Riku coaxed Sora and Roxas into joining him by saying they'd tell Cid they saw Goofy and Donald drink the whiskey.

The only reason Yuffie and Olette had agreed to come over and join the boys is because Yuffie had a large stash of wine to bring.

Now Yuffie sat in her chair hogging all the wine.

Nobody complained though because Olette took a liking to the whiskey and they had five bottles of that compared to one wine cooler.

"Hahaha what happens when they... come home and find us drunk?" Roxas (clearly drunk)asked Riku.

Riku finished the last of the third bottle and Sora opened the next, "Thatsh easy," the white haired boy slurred, "we run to Yuffie's house!"

Yuffie giggled and cheered, spilling wine down her front.

Olette was passed the bottle and took a big gulp, she swallowed the strong alcohol and fell back onto the floor. Yuffie giggled and dropped her glass while Riku and Roxas fell on the floor laughing.

Sora, genuinely scared, crawled over to Olette and poked her side, "O-olette are you... dead?"

This made Riku and Roxas laugh harder while Yuffie poured more wine for herself.

"She's just passed out" Yuffie stuttered. Sora pried the bottle out of Olette's hand and passed it to Riku.

They all froze as they heard a car pull up outside the house.

"To Yuffie's!" Riku shouted, running for the back door. Yuffie grabbed her wine and hightailed after Riku and Roxas, who had forgot all the empty and full whiskey bottles to carry the unconscious Olette between them.

Sora stood by himself with five whiskey bottles panicking as his friends stumbled drunk out in the backyard trying to throw Olette over the fence and into Yuiffie's yard.

Suffering from a very clouded and drunk mind, Sora ran with his bottles upstairs to hide them in his room as the door opened.

He quickly stuffed the bottles under his pillow and fell down into the bed to pretend he was napping.

The problem was he actually passed out.

Sora awoke with the sun in his face and a major headache. "Ughhh" he groaned holding his head. He remembered the day before and a smile came to his lips. He had actually gotten away with his fun and in a stupid way too.

But he felt something amiss and froze.

there was someone in bed with him. He was ready to slap Roxas if he had sleep walked to his bed again...

But instead of Roxas, Sora's heart stopped when he found Tifa laying next to him.

Sora almost died when he realized they were both not wearing clothes.

'Oh god... did we?' he thought.

Tifa's eyes cracked open and she groaned, "Oh damn... what was up with that whiskey Sora?"

Sora was speechless and tried to cover his naked body.

Tifa smiled, "Oh I already saw all I needed to last night."

Sora choked and stuttered questions, "W-what happened?" he finally got out.

Tifa laughed and rubbed his head, "Well, when we got home we figured you guys had gone out somewhere so I came to get an extra pillow from your room because Aerith needed it, but instead I found you asleep in here."

Sora nodded.

"Well it wasn't hard to suspect something when you're room smelled like it was flooded with booze" she smiled and Sora mentally killed himself.

"Then I saw that your pillow was very... lumpy" she continued, "so I checked under it and what do ya know! three empty bottles of whiskey and two full ones."

Sora looked around for the bottles as his heart raced.

"They're under the bed" she told him, "I put them all there after I finished them."

Sora raised an eyebrow.

Her smile never fading, Tifa went on. "I was really thirsty and having a bad day then I find two bottles of semi-cold whiskey, so I drank them and watched you sleep,"

Sora was silent as he listened to Tifa's amazing tale.

"Well then you woke up and hugged me," she informed him with a laugh, "You said: 'I luv you Teefa!'"

"Well this was after I finished the whiskey and wasn't thinking too clearly..." she played with a strand of her hair.

Sora knew what was coming and his heart stopped again.

"We just won't tell anyone," she smiled and got up out of the bed. Sora almost fainted and turned away as Tifa got dressed.

"Come on kiddo, let's go to the bar. I know how to get rid of a hangover the best."