"Tell then after…I don' want them to freak out… Yea im sure…Thanks Vinny See you tonight…. Bye" I hung up the phone, went to the main part of the Edge and Christian dressing room and sat on Adam's lap and kissed him gently. "Hey sweetie"
"Guys please older brother in the room. That's really disgusting" Adam smirked and grabbed my neck, crashing our lips together. I straddled him realizing what he was doing and tangled my fingers in his blonde hair ignoring the puking sounds coming from Jay, who was now on the ground head in a trash can. Adam pulled my head up exposing my neck and nibbled on every inch trying to memorize it. I moaned and looked at Jay who was now literally puking.
"Jay if you don't mind" Jay looked up went through several stages of uncomfortablity before rushing out stating he was going be sick. "Ok he's gone" Adam's hand went from my hair to my lower back pushing me closer to him and covering my mouth his darting his tongue into my mouth. I tried to pull away but he followed, I stopped fighting and pushing him back hard and I felt him smile. He moved and started to undo my top when
"Yo H-Holy-DAMN!" My head snapped to face the voice to see a wide eyed Shannon Moore. Damn it...so close. Adam glared at him probably thinking the same thing and pressed me to him making sure I was completely covered. "GO A-DAM!" Shannon said pumping his fist in the air.
"GET OUT!" We yelled. Shannon quickly closed the door and I placed my head on Adam's shoulder. "Please tell me that did not just happen" I whispered
"My mother told me not lie"
"Oh now you listen to your mom" He laughed and kissed my head.
"You should probably go. It's not gonna be long before he talks"
"Yea..I'll leave you to take care of…that" I said pointing to his erection.
"Yeah. You wanna help me" He said arching his eyebrow. I smiled and got on my knees. "Are you serious?"
"HELL NO! Sorry cupcake im a good girl." I said getting up.
"That's hard to say with your shirt falling off you" He said looking at me. I looked down to see the girl to two second from falling off. I adjusted my shirt and walked towards the door.
"Now you must learn" I said giving him a mind blowing kiss next thing I know im against the wall propped up on his knee. "Adam I said laughing. "Stop…it" He smiled and continued his passionate attack. After a moment of weakness I gained the strength to bite his lip making him pull away long enough for me to escape out the door. "Sorry babe I can't make it that easy can I?" I said smiling closing the door on a disappointed totally aroused Adam. I have only been officially going out with him for a day and of course he has to be a sex addict. You know I hear Cody Rhodes and Paul London were interested. DAMN he is good I thought biting my lip thinking about what I just experience. I walked into the bathroom after catching my hair in mirror. On my way out I run into my most favoritest people in the whole wide world of course the steroid filled orange twinkie and Mister Marky Mark.
"Well look who it is" Cena said coming towards me
"And I was hoping for HAPPY birthday today" I said glaring at him.
"OH YEA HAHA YOU'RE OLD!" John said laughing earning an elbow from Randy.
"Like you're any better, you're older than both of us you idiot." Randy said hitting him.
"Thank you I always knew I kept you around for something" I said walking ahead of them into nowhere in particular.
"So what is up with Mrs. Copeland these days" Randy said putting his arm around me.
"Oh my god he told you. Damn I told him that it was supposed to be a surprise" I joked. They, obviously to stupid to catch it, believed it.
"Wait a minute what?" John said catching on.
"Umm...nothing" I said walking faster, pulling Randy with me. John stood in front of us with his arms crossed and Randy stood behind me making it unable to escape. "Fine you have to promise me that you won't tell anyone" I whispered. They nodded and paid close attention. "Ok I think im pregnant" They both gasped. I tried hard not to laugh.
"Are you serious?" Randy whispered. I simply nodded and ran into Cena's arms to add to the act. He wrapped his arms around me muttering Holy Shit to himself.
"Please promise me you won't tell anyone" I said wiping away the tears.
"What are you gonna do you're the champ now. The HARDORE CHAMPION!" John said rubbing my arms.
"Adam said we would take are of that after we got married." I said looking at Randy.
"We'll help you out ok. But first you have to tell your family what's going on?" I looked up at him.
"Randy I don't think you understand they'll kill me"
"No they won't ok you have to tell them"
"They will kill me just like you will kill me I when I said that YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D" I said running out of John's arms and into the next door leaning my head against the door, I felt my that someone was watching me and I turn to see the whole cafeteria whispering looking at me with Adam in the center confused
"Who's is its?" He looked in shock that he could barely utter the words. I tried so hard not to burst out laughing but I held my composure and continued with the act. I looked down the floor and notice that a piece of old blue bubble gum had made my sneakers its new best friend.
"Bob's" I whispered now concentrating on the evil sticky thing and relocating my belt on my shoulder. Ever since I won it I haven't left it out of my sight it was truly that one very special thing that I own…career wise.
"HOLLY!" He yelled snapping me out of my thoughts. I looked up and saw him slam his fist into the wall. "Are you serious of everyone in the world you picked BOB HOLLY! Are you mental?!" Ok now I had to laugh. He was going ballistic but it was kinda cute. Maybe I should see where he goes with this. And apparently he is going back into the caf with it. I grabbed his arm before he could get there.
"Adam calm down it's not Bob Holly's. Why in world would I fuck Bob Holly?!" There was a small sigh of relief but the anger still stayed. "I'm not pregnant." He looked at me confused.
"But Bob-"
"Hi I want you to meet Bob" I said cheerfully pointing to my newly won championchip belt.
"You can't be serious" He said looking at me.
"On the contrary I have never been more serious in my life." He glared at me for a minute before taking a deep breath.
"You're psychotic"
"No just a little screwed in the head."
"Wanna just be screw" My jaw dropped and I hit him
"Pervert"
"So you're not pregnant and you didn't sleep with Holly?"
"Umm first I'm not and second eww it's Holly. I have better taste than that"
"You're sure"
"Unlike Candice and Kelly I am not a door that everyone goes in and out of" He looked at me and then smiled Now who the hell told you this?"
"Kara and Melina."
"Those slutty bitches. I can't believe Melina would do this. She knows me"
"Babe people change and Melina is one of them. She isn't the same anymore" He said giving me a hug. "Lie like that again and I will kill you got it" He said holding my shoulders. I smiled and gave him an army salute.
"So how did you find out?"
"I was walking to the cafeteria to find you when Kara and Melina run past me. When I got there Jay was slamming my against the wall saying you were pregnant. We got Candice and Kelly to look for you but well you know the rest" I looked at him.
"So let me get this straight you got the two dumbest girls in the whole to go find me?" He laughed and gave me a huge hug.
"So you're really not pregnant?"
"NO STUPID im still a virgin"
"Riiight well I'll see what I can do about that" He said kissing me.
"AGAIN. PEOPLE THERE AT IT AGAIN!" The Miz yelled.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Adam yelled. Jay was soon at the door glaring at Adam and me.
"Before you say anything im keeping it and he's with me all the way………IM KIDDING SHUT UP!" I yelled over Jay's screaming.
Later that Night
Matt Hardy's POV
We having been partying nonstop and for the first time we actually got to being rugrat with us. Not that we saw much of her. All night all we've seen is her and Adam's tongue. Jay had made it his mission to separate them but is failed miserably so decided to get Trish and try to beat them. Amy is around here some where getting fixed apparently im a little to much. Damn it I love that girl.
"Yo you've seen Hailey?" Adam said coming up to me.
"I see you can still talk I thought you fucking tied your tongues together with all that shit" He laughed and then asked me again. "No I thought she was with you?"
"No I was talking to the girls and no one has seen her"
"Maybe she went to the bathroom or something dude chill she'll be fine"
"Have you completely forgotten what happened?" It's obvious that he is still a little scare for her because of the whole "almost rape thing." Hailey has gotten over it, Amy thinks "she is hiding her true pain and covering it with her sexuality" Girl talk for "she's really horny and wants to get laid" I say.
"No we're all really –"Adam phone rang and he immediately grabbed it.
"Hello…Oh hey Vince…what?...your kidding right?...why didn't she tell me?…this is pure bull…sorry…when is she coming back?...great fuckin perfect…thanks…alright…yea bye" He hung up and ran his hand through his hair.
"What's up?"
"She left"