Sora has crossed the line. Tifa will have her revenge. Cloud will hate everyone.
Disclaimer: I don't own Kingdom Hearts
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Click.Click.Click...clickclickclickCLICKCLICK!!
Tifa sighed and subsided from attacking the computer mouse in frustration. "His computer's so slow!"
They had busted into his room as soon as he left with Cloud to go and get food for everyone.
Kairi was digging under his bed pulling out anything interesting.
"A pair of underwear, Whitey tighties!, an old key blade, a playboy... and a dead chicken that I'm NOT touching" she listed off and moved to his dresser.
Namine was in Sora's closet doing the same routine as Kairi. "I found a stash of candy and lighters guys!"
"Is he playing with fire while on a sugar high?" Tifa muttered as his computer desktop appeared and she grabbed the mouse. The two other girls came to watch Tifa explore the key blade wielder's computer over her shoulder.
"Nothing in here but an unusual amount of toilet paper and hair products," Yuffie came out of Sora's bathroom.
Tifa immediately looked in a file on the desktop labeled, 'funny pics'. Sora had managed to get a picture of everyone. The thing that made all the girls squint harder to see though, was that all the people in the pictures were in embarrassing positions or little comments or speech bubbles had been added to them by Sora.
The first was a picture photo shopped so that Leon was bent over (picking something up) and Roxas was behind him with his hands on Leon's hips (Roxas had been catching a ball in the original picture).
Yuffie couldn't control herself and fell on the ground laughing.
Tifa went to the next one with tears of joy in her eyes, but froze when she saw it.
It was a picture of Tifa drunk (the last party that Cid threw she recognized...) with her arm around a smiling Sora. This photo hadn't been altered, that had actually happened, but Sora had added speech bubbles.
The bubble above Tifa made her say: "Sora you're soooo sexy! I want you..."
Yuffie, Kairi and Namine's sides all felt like they would explode from laughing so hard.
Tifa frowned and looked through the rest, which were all either Sora's male friends in stupidly awkward positions to make them seem homosexual or of Tifa saying extremely suggestive things about her brown haired friend.
"Oh.Oh.S-stop it!" Yuffie sputtered between laughs, "Tifa do you really mean all those things you say to Sora?"
Kairi and Namine shrieked with mirth.
Tifa smiled evilly, "I have an idea..."
They all huddled together and planned Tifa's evil revenge plan between giggles.
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"We got chocobo legs!" Sora shouted from downstairs, entering the house with a frowning Cloud. Sora had accidentally knocked a huge display of canned foods over on top of Cloud in the store. It was safe to say Cloud wasn't happy.
"Next time, take Leon with you to the store," Cloud fumed and went silently to his room.
Sora walked into the kitchen with a sad face and the chocobo legs for dinner.
"I don't know how to cook this stuff!" he yelled up the stairs after several minutes of staring at the meat.
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"shh shhh!" Namine hushed the other girls as they hid in Sora's closet. They had run upstairs after dinner to wait for Sora to come into his room.
They could barely hold their giggles when he walked in and sat at his computer desk.
As planned, he looked around and clicked through some of the files to get to... his porn.
Tifa had guessed that Sora had some filthy videos stored on his computer and had found them.
She was also correct about Sora needing to relax after a rough day with the videos.
They all help their breath as the video popped onto the screen.
"WHAT THE SHIT?!" Sora screamed and fell out of his seat. The girls screamed with laughter and all fell out of the closet to join an extremely surprised and embarassed Sora on the ground.
"It 's what you get for making all those pictures of me on your computer!" Tifa choked out holding her stomach.
The girls had gone through all of his videos and edited Cloud's and his heads onto all of the 'actors' and 'actresses'.
Cloud's had was always put onto the males head and Sora's always on the girls.
Sora covered his face and the girls were turning red and purple from laughing.
"What the hell's going on in here-" Cloud stood in the doorway. The girls grew silent and stared at Cloud along with Sora. Cloud looked at the video that was playing on Sora's computer then down at Sora.
He didn't say anything and turned to go back to his room with his jaw clenched and a vein growing on his forehead.
Sora slammed his head on the ground over and over as Tifa, Kairi, Namine and Yuffie flailed and shrieked on the ground.